Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[Deleted member]

"He must've somehow tracked them up a mountain path, since that's where they are right now."



I don't think you would've had the same reaction if I had just let you walk all the way back to town like that.

-so Yang gsve the booze and left-

-now he picks a fight with....someone-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-so Yang gsve the booze and left-

-now he picks a fight with....someone-

"It was Papyrus. :V"

"He panicked and tried to raise a wall of bones as a shield."

 

[Deleted member]

"It was Papyrus. :V"

"He panicked and tried to raise a wall of bones as a shield."

-being drunk he ran right into it-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-being drunk he ran right into it-

Viridi:

I don't think you would've had the same reaction if I had just let you walk all the way back to town like that.

Yang: "Then you don't know me at all."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-being drunk he ran right into it-

"The bones hurt Whiskers upon contact, though Papyrus is now open to attack."

Yang: "Then you don't know me at all."

Either way, I still couldn't let a bunch of loopy women walk around like that.

 

[Deleted member]

Viridi:


Yang: "Then you don't know me at all."

-Viridi laughing at her own Pokemon faceplanting a wall of bones? :V-

-Yang would parade around in the nude?-

 

[Deleted member]

"The bones hurt Whiskers upon contact, though Papyrus is now open to attack."

-Whiskers tripped as he tried to grab Papyrus-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Either way, I still couldn't let a bunch of loopy women walk around like that.

Yang "Thanks then, I guess."

-Viridi laughing at her own Pokemon faceplanting a wall of bones? :V-

-she's a kid, stuff like that is funny to her -

-Yang would parade around in the nude?-

She's mostly messing around... but if she's in a situation where she lost her clothes, she'd just roll with it instead of beign embarassed because she's proud of her body

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Yang "Thanks then, I guess."

So lemme guess, you're with Chaldea, right?

-Whiskers tripped as he tried to grab Papyrus-

"He had a plate of spaghetti he would've offered him to try and avoid the fight, but that just caused it to fall on his own face instead."

"Wiping it off his skull." HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME WASTE A PERFECTLY GOOD PLATE OF MY EXPERTLY CRAFTED SPAGHETTI!

"Bone katana swing!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

So lemme guess, you're with Chaldea, right?

Yang: "Eeyup."

"He had a plate of spaghetti he would've offered him to try and avoid the fight, but that just caused it to fall on his own face instead."

"Wiping it off his skull." HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME WASTE A PERFECTLY GOOD PLATE OF MY EXPERTLY CRAFTED SPAGHETTI!

"Bone katana swing!"

Never forgetti that Papyrus loves his spaghetti

 

[Digital Hazard]

I hate power outages

-yeah.. .-

-happy fish-

-oh?-

-Whiskers is drunk and picking fights with everyone :V-

-The three are brainstorming ideas-
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-As well as happy Rider-
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-I have said before that Carmilla still exists as part of Elizabeth's subconscious, as to be brought back to life, she merged with her other selves-

-... So why not put her in control right now?- :V
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Piranha Plant: "(Hey pal, calm down. I like this kind of thing too, but you're exceeding it)"

Urbosa: "I suppose I could leave you two alone then."

(btw, look at Urbosa's height and tell me if Melt is jealous :V)
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Palu: "Alright then."

-Palu wins the next match with nothing but Gust Bellows :V-
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Kanna: -pouting-

Medea: "Thank you, Champion"

Meltlilth: -Totally is-
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Theiatena: "... Doesn't changes the fact I still won one" :V
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Shiki: "I had a kid, I know your methods"

Illya: "You had a kid?"

"No, but Majora's Mask does. :V"

FINALLY, you people aren't out of the loop anymore!

Yang: "... Where are our clothes?"

Mordred: -Sees her own state- "..." -Manifested her armor- "Ha"

Luka: "..." -Changed to GokaiYellow- "Worth it"

"What does she tell her?"

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Bismuth: We should be prepared at all times!

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"True lol"

"So they battle 'em."

Medea Lily: "Now what is it?"

Medea: "What were you thinking, young lady?"

Medea: "Hm?"
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Martha: "Perhaps you can help us next time we need to battle..."
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-Nope, first they must climb Olympus, with moar Heartless-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Yang: "Eeyup."

Mordred: -Sees her own state- "..." -Manifested her armor- "Ha"

Luka: "..." -Changed to GokaiYellow- "Worth it"

"Annoyed robot."

And I thought I was a rebel...You shouldn't have brought that stuff into a rave! There were kids there, too, you know!

"And they don't even know what the stuff's done to Whiskeres, yet. :V"

Never forgetti that Papyrus loves his spaghetti

And takes offense to anyone wasting it, unless he believes they want him to have it all instead.

Medea Lily: "Now what is it?"

Medea: "What were you thinking, young lady?"

Medea: "Hm?"
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Martha: "Perhaps you can help us next time we need to battle..."
---
-Nope, first they must climb Olympus, with moar Heartless-

"I can't really add anything to this without any characters present so I'll let you continue this part."
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Bismuth: Gladly! Homeworld will never see us coming!
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"YES!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Medea: "Thank you, Champion"

Meltlilth: -Totally is-
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Theiatena: "... Doesn't changes the fact I still won one" :V
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Shiki: "I had a kid, I know your methods"

Illya: "You had a kid?"

-Urbosa leaves-

(we should totally have Melt meet Urbosa then )
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-then another -
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Kanna: "Really?"

Mordred: -Sees her own state- "..." -Manifested her armor- "Ha"

Luka: "..." -Changed to GokaiYellow- "Worth it"

Yang: "Aw, come on, you two!"

"Annoyed robot."

And I thought I was a rebel...You shouldn't have brought that stuff into a rave! There were kids there, too, you know!

"And they don't even know what the stuff's done to Whiskeres, yet. :V"

Yang: "Worth it!" :V

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Annoyed robot."

And I thought I was a rebel...You shouldn't have brought that stuff into a rave! There were kids there, too, you know!

"And they don't even know what the stuff's done to Whiskeres, yet. :V"

Yang: "Aw, come on, you two!"

KEK

Mordred: "Not my fault you don't come with mana-clothes"

Luka: "Nor is mine you can transform into a form with them"

Mordred: "And chill, girl, only we took it"

-They don't know about Whiskers as said-

"I can't really add anything to this without any characters present so I'll let you continue this part."
___

Bismuth: Gladly! Homeworld will never see us coming!
___

"YES!"

Medea: "Why did you do that?"

Medea Lily: "I mean, nothing about what I said was wrong"
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Jeanne: "We are not directly attacking the Gem Homeworld..."
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-Tamamo's turn-

Tamamo: "So Lapis, how you think of this so far?"

-Urbosa leaves-

(we should totally have Melt meet Urbosa then )
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-then another -
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Kanna: "Really?"

Meltlilith: -Is right now walking through the beach-
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Theia: "And another" :V
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Shiki: "... Why is it so surprising?"

Kuro: "You don't look like the type to talk to people"

Illya: "You spend most of the time snoring in a couch and eating strawberry ice cream or yogurt"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

KEK

Mordred: "Not my fault you don't come with mana-clothes"

Luka: "Nor is mine you can transform into a form with them"

Mordred: "And chill, girl, only we took it"

-They don't know about Whiskers as said-

Yang: "Good thing I only came to that rave in a swimsuit. I'd be so pissed of I lost my battle outfit."

Meltlilith: -Is right now walking through the beach-
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Theia: "And another" :V
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Shiki: "... Why is it so surprising?"

Kuro: "You don't look like the type to talk to people"

Illya: "You spend most of the time snoring in a couch and eating strawberry ice cream or yogurt"

-she then bumped into the Gerudo?-
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-then Theia loses 10 in a row, all because Palu was "carried" by the Bellows-
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Kanna: "No offense..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Yang: "Aw, come on, you two!"

KEK

Mordred: "Not my fault you don't come with mana-clothes"

Luka: "Nor is mine you can transform into a form with them"

Mordred: "And chill, girl, only we took it"

-They don't know about Whiskers as said-

Hmmph... Just don't let it get out of hand if it happens again.

"Sounds of Incineroar roaring and grunt in an unusually drunk-like manner, as well as Papyrus' shouting battle cries can be heard in the distance."

Medea: "Why did you do that?"

Medea Lily: "I mean, nothing about what I said was wrong"
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Jeanne: "We are not directly attacking the Gem Homeworld..."
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-Tamamo's turn-

Tamamo: "So Lapis, how you think of this so far?"

"Snap her out of it!"

___

Bismuth: Not like we can easily get to that planet, anyway.
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Lapis: It's pretty cool. I can see why Peridot likes this kind of stuff, now.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Yang: "Good thing I only came to that rave in a swimsuit. I'd be so pissed of I lost my battle outfit."


-she then bumped into the Gerudo?-
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-then Theia loses 10 in a row, all because Palu was "carried" by the Bellows-
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Kanna: "No offense..."

Mordred: "No joke, your fist would be landing in my face now"
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Melt: "My apologies"
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Theia: "... I still managed two, so you can't call me a full loser"
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Shiki: "... You know? None taken. It's accurate"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Hmmph... Just don't let it get out of hand if it happens again.

"Sounds of Incineroar roaring and grunt in an unusually drunk-like manner, as well as Papyrus' shouting battle cries can be heard in the distance."

Luka: "Did I just hear an angry tiger?"

"Snap her out of it!"

___

Bismuth: Not like we can easily get to that planet, anyway.
___

Lapis: It's pretty cool. I can see why Peridot likes this kind of stuff, now.

Medea: "Do you know what that sounds like? That sounds like something that would be said by me!"

Medea Lily: "So? You should know more than well I'm right, we don't have any chance of being in peace, no matter what we do!"
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Amakusa: "Amen"
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Tamamo: "Next time we'll make sure it's a multiplayer game"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Luka: "Did I just hear an angry tiger?"

Medea: "Do you know what that sounds like? That sounds like something that would be said by me!"

Medea Lily: "So? You should know more than well I'm right, we don't have any chance of being in peace, no matter what we do!"
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Amakusa: "Amen"
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Tamamo: "Next time we'll make sure it's a multiplayer game"

I'm gonna go check it out...

"Five minutes later, she came back."

It's actually a someone of a tiger-like species who knows wrestling moves and has fire powers. Oh yeah, and he is definitely angry. Hmm, I wonder why...
___

"Can't let this bring her down..."
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Bismuth: Now then, Steven, you oughta join us for a sparring match sometime later! It's always been a ritual for us Crystal Gems to spar before battle.

Steven: Well, actually, I have some rituals I like a little better.

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Lapis: That'd be fun.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Mordred: "No joke, your fist would be landing in my face now"
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Melt: "My apologies"
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Theia: "... I still managed two, so you can't call me a full loser"
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Shiki: "... You know? None taken. It's accurate"

Yang: "Heck yeah it-"

Hmmph... Just don't let it get out of hand if it happens again.

"Sounds of Incineroar roaring and grunt in an unusually drunk-like manner, as well as Papyrus' shouting battle cries can be heard in the distance."

Luka: "Did I just hear an angry tiger?"

Yang: "I did too..."
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Urbosa: "No, it's alright. I should've looked at where I was going..."
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Palu: "None of these had items off. And you were carried by the most broken item in the game. That doesn't count."
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Kanna: "Were you a good mother, at least?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

I'm gonna go check it out...

"Five minutes later, she came back."

It's actually a someone of a tiger-like species who knows wrestling moves and has fire powers. Oh yeah, and he is definitely angry. Hmm, I wonder why...

Yang: "I did too..."

Mordred: "Ah, it's one of that nature brat's pets"

"Can't let this bring her down..."
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Bismuth: Now then, Steven, you oughta join us for a sparring match sometime later! It's always been a ritual for us Crystal Gems to spar before battle.

Steven: Well, actually, I have some rituals I like a little better.

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Lapis: That'd be fun.

Medea: "And does that mean you have to become so bitter?"

Medea Lily: "It's called being realistic!"
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Mash: "Steven is less combative and more on the way of defending his allies, he even has his mother's shield"
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Kiyohime: "For sure, any friend of Tamamo is also ours"

Urbosa: "No, it's alright. I should've looked at where I was going..."
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Palu: "None of these had items off. And you were carried by the most broken item in the game. That doesn't count."
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Kanna: "Were you a good mother, at least?"

Meltlilth: -Sees her stature and figure- "... You're taller than me and muscular..."
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Theia: "It's a casual party game and items had to be put for some reason, it does count"
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Shiki: "What makes you think I wouldn't?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Mordred: "Ah, it's one of that nature brat's pets"

Yang: "It sounds drunk."

Meltlilth: -Sees her stature and figure- "... You're taller than me and muscular..."
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Theia: "It's a casual party game and items had to be put for some reason, it does count"
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Shiki: "What makes you think I wouldn't?"

Urbosa: "Why, yes, I am..."
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-even the daughters agreed that this item was cheap-
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Kanna: "All you do is eat yogurt?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Yang: "It sounds drunk."

Mordred: "Ah, it's one of that nature brat's pets"

Medea: "And does that mean you have to become so bitter?"

Medea Lily: "It's called being realistic!"
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Mash: "Steven is less combative and more on the way of defending his allies, he even has his mother's shield"
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Kiyohime: "For sure, any friend of Tamamo is also ours"

Which one of you gave him that stuff?!

Medea: "And does that mean you have to become so bitter?"

Medea Lily: "It's called being realistic!"
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Mash: "Steven is less combative and more on the way of defending his allies, he even has his mother's shield"
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Kiyohime: "For sure, any friend of Tamamo is also ours"

"Nope, that's being pessimistic."
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Bismuth: You really doesn't remember anything, do you? "Referring to Steven"

Steven: Yeah, Rose and I aren't the same. I might have inherited her gem, but she's just my mom. Or, was, anyway.
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Lapis: Thanks, it's been nice meeting you two!

 

[Digital Hazard]

Yang: "It sounds drunk."

Which one of you gave him that stuff?!

Luka/Mordred: "... It was her!" -Pointing at the other two-

Urbosa: "Why, yes, I am..."
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-even the daughters agreed that this item was cheap-
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Kanna: "All you do is eat yogurt?"

Melt: "... What's your name?"
---
-Especially when Chrom or Little Mac-
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Shiki: "And don't you and your mother do a lot of eating?"

"Nope, that's being pessimistic."
___

Bismuth: You really doesn't remember anything, do you? "Referring to Steven"

Steven: Yeah, Rose and I aren't the same. I might have inherited her gem, but she's just my mom. Or, was, anyway.
___

Lapis: Thanks, it's been nice meeting you two!

Medea: "More like pessimistic!"

Medea Lily: "I don't want to hear that coming from you!"
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Mash: "Sorry for the loss again..."
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Kiyohime: "Same~!"

Osakabehime: "I-I guess..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Which one of you gave him that stuff?!

Luka/Mordred: "... It was her!" -Pointing at the other two-

Yang: -exact same reaction-

Melt: "... What's your name?"
---
-Especially when Chrom or Little Mac-
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Shiki: "And don't you and your mother do a lot of eating?"

Urbosa: "You may call me Urbosa."
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-Or Belmont-
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Kanna: "... Good point."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Luka/Mordred: "... It was her!" -Pointing at the other two-

Yang: -exact same reaction-

Oh well, I guess I should just go tell his master and your leaders that all three of you were responsible.

Medea: "More like pessimistic!"

Medea Lily: "I don't want to hear that coming from you!"
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Mash: "Sorry for the loss again..."
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Kiyohime: "Same~!"

Osakabehime: "I-I guess..."

"Your mom's trying to guide you down a better path."
___

Steven: Let's stay on a positive note.

Bismuth: Agreed. How about we see some of those new rituals you're talkin' about, Steven?

___

"The latter still nervous, I see."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Oh well, I guess I should just go tell his master and your leaders that all three of you were responsible.

Yang: "W-What?!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Yang: -exact same reaction-

Oh well, I guess I should just go tell his master and your leaders that all three of you were responsible.

Mordred: "Excuse me?!"

Urbosa: "You may call me Urbosa."
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-Or Belmont-
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Kanna: "... Good point."

Melt: "How good are you at battling?"
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-Troo-

Theia: -Still smug she didn't lose them all-
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Kuro: "Did you blackmail someone into having a baby or stole them?"

Shiki: "... For real?"

"Your mom's trying to guide you down a better path."
___

Steven: Let's stay on a positive note.

Bismuth: Agreed. How about we see some of those new rituals you're talkin' about, Steven?

___

"The latter still nervous, I see."

-She's not her mom, you b-baka!-
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Mash: "If he minds..."
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-Very-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Melt: "How good are you at battling?"
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-Troo-

Theia: -Still smug she didn't lose them all-
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Kuro: "Did you blackmail someone into having a baby or stole them?"

Shiki: "... For real?"

Urbosa: "I was chosen as a Champion. That makes me the best of my race."
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KEK
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Kanna: "Kuro-san! That was so mean!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Urbosa: "I was chosen as a Champion. That makes me the best of my race."
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KEK
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Kanna: "Kuro-san! That was so mean!"

Meltlilith: "Oh, I see, heheheheh~"
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Theia: "... Wait, I came to this place just to tell Kyu to do her job better. How I ended here?"
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Kuro: "Sorry, sorry"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Meltlilith: "Oh, I see, heheheheh~"
---
Theia: "... Wait, I came to this place just to tell Kyu to do her job better. How I ended here?"
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Kuro: "Sorry, sorry"

Urbosa: "And why would you ask?"
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Palu: "No idea..."
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Kanna: "Apologize to her, not me."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Urbosa: "And why would you ask?"
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Palu: "No idea..."
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Kanna: "Apologize to her, not me."

Meltlilith: "I like to fight, that's all~"
---
-Because kids being cute and wanting to know their newly discovered aunt-
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Kuro: "Sorry..."

Shiki: "Just don't say it again, kid"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Yang: "W-What?!"

Mordred: "Excuse me?!"

"About to fly off, unless someone stops her and explains the real story."

-She's not her mom, you b-baka!-
---
Mash: "If he minds..."
---
-Very-

"She sure acts like it...Including right now."

___

"They ended up playing tennis next."

"Later they also played card games and baked some pies. Upon being introduced to them, Bismuth genuinely enjoyed all of these activities."
___

"Not sure what to add from here tbh."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Meltlilith: "I like to fight, that's all~"
---
-Because kids being cute and wanting to know their newly discovered aunt-
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Kuro: "Sorry..."

Shiki: "Just don't say it again, kid"

Urbosa: "Sounds like Daruk."
---
-they both remember that-
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Kanna: "I bet someone just stole her heart and that's why she was a mom."

"About to fly off, unless someone stops her and explains the real story."

-not Yang-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"About to fly off, unless someone stops her and explains the real story."

-not Yang-

-Nor do the other two-

"She sure acts like it...Including right now."

___

"They ended up playing tennis next."

"Later they also played card games and baked some pies. Upon being introduced to them, Bismuth genuinely enjoyed all of these activities."
___

"Not sure what to add from here tbh."

Medea: "It doesn't justifies having such a bitter attitude! You can well grow different from me!"

Medea Lily: "Don't lie to yourself, you know I'll end like you, that I just realized!"
---
-Mash is glad they got a new ally-
---
-The Heartless are beaten, meaning they can proceed!-

Urbosa: "Sounds like Daruk."
---
-they both remember that-
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Kanna: "I bet someone just stole her heart and that's why she was a mom."

Meltlilith: "Is that the rock?"
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Theia: "Oh, right..."
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Shiki: "D-Don't say that out loud, please" -Seeing Shiki Ryougi red is a definite rare sight. And the fact she didn't deny it supports Kanna's claim-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Meltlilith: "Is that the rock?"
---
Theia: "Oh, right..."
---
Shiki: "D-Don't say that out loud, please" -Seeing Shiki Ryougi red is a definite rare sight. And the fact she didn't deny it supports Kanna's claim-

Urbosa: "Yes, that is the rock."
---
Palu: "Sorry for my daughters..."
---
LOL

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-not Yang-

-Nor do the other two-

"Jets gonna activate."

Medea: "It doesn't justifies having such a bitter attitude! You can well grow different from me!"

Medea Lily: "Don't lie to yourself, you know I'll end like you, that I just realized!"
---
-Mash is glad they got a new ally-
---
-The Heartless are beaten, meaning they can proceed!-

"Intense argument..."
___

"They also watched some movies later."
___

"Proceed, they do!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Urbosa: "Yes, that is the rock."
---
Palu: "Sorry for my daughters..."
---
LOL

Meltlilith: "I guessed, it's a rough name"
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Theia: "No, not your fault"
---
-What she replies?-

"Jets gonna activate."



"Intense argument..."
___

"They also watched some movies later."
___

"Proceed, they do!"

-DO IT-
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Medea: "And that's what I'm worried about! You could be a different individual!"

Medea Lily: "Why would you care? You're not our mother!"
---
Mash: -With popcorn-
---
-Zeus being buried by the Titans-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Meltlilith: "I guessed, it's a rough name"
---
Theia: "No, not your fault"
---
-What she replies?-

Urbosa: "That sounds like an insult..."
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Palu: "I guess..."
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Kanna: She totally did. How cute~

 

[Digital Hazard]

Urbosa: "That sounds like an insult..."
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Palu: "I guess..."
---
Kanna: She totally did. How cute~

Melt: "It wasn't..."
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-And the kids now like their Auntie-
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-Just like Mama with Papa!-