Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[Digital Hazard]

Camilla: -catching her breath- "I... I'm alright now..."


-pirate notices?-


Kamui: "I... What are you going to do to them?"


-she makes a different choice-

Dark Sakura: "Oh Onee-chan...I'm so sorry..."
---
Luka: "Hm? You two!"
---
Jeanne: "If they can't be saved...We'll have no option but end their misery. And even then, they will obviously interfere in behalf of the corrupted grail"
---
-Now the protagonist got a date!-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Dark Sakura: "Oh Onee-chan...I'm so sorry..."

Camilla: "W-Why did you do it?"

Luka: "Hm? You two!"

-wut Rinners do?-

Jeanne: "If they can't be saved...We'll have no option but end their misery. And even then, they will obviously interfere in behalf of the corrupted grail"

Kamui: "I... I understand..."

-Now the protagonist got a date!-

-yee-

 

[Deleted member]

Camilla: "W-Why did you do it?"

-in Sakura's voice-

Because I want to kill you, of course~....

 

[Digital Hazard]

Camilla: "W-Why did you do it?"


-wut Rinners do?-


Kamui: "I... I understand..."


-yee-

-in Sakura's voice-

Because I want to kill you, of course~....

Dark Sakura: "I saw that evil thing on your neck, Onee-chan..."
---
-What Ice Queen says?-
---
Jeanne: "Can you fight knowing it?"

-Will likely have to anyway-
---
Osakabe Hime: "Right path..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-in Sakura's voice-

Because I want to kill you, of course~....

Camilla:

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Dark Sakura: "I saw that evil thing on your neck, Onee-chan..."

Camilla: "You did?"

-What Ice Queen says?-

Weiss: "Yes, us."

Jeanne: "Can you fight knowing it?"

-Will likely have to anyway-

Kamui: "I probably won't have a choice..."

Osakabe Hime: "Right path..."

-yee-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Camilla: "You did?"


Weiss: "Yes, us."


Kamui: "I probably won't have a choice..."


-yee-

Dark Sakura: "I was trying to get it off...Can't you see it?"
---
Luka: "What do you want now?"

-One hand is on her cell and another on her personal key-
---
Jeanne: "Good to know you understand...We'll make sure, they aren't used as pawns again..."
---
-Mipha's reaction?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Dark Sakura: "I was trying to get it off...Can't you see it?"
---
Luka: "What do you want now?"

-One hand is on her cell and another on her personal key-
---
Jeanne: "Good to know you understand...We'll make sure, they aren't used as pawns again..."
---
-Mipha's reaction?-

Camilla: "No..."
---
-Rinners talk now-
---
Kamui: "Indeed..."
---
Mipha:

 

[Digital Hazard]

Camilla: "No..."
---
-Rinners talk now-
---
Kamui: "Indeed..."
---
Mipha:

Dark Sakura: "B-But you believe me, right?"
---
Rin: "To negotiate the Dust"

Luka: "To take it away again?"

Rin: "We're trying to...Buy it"
---
Jeanne: "We'll tell you when we move out..."
---
-Next decision that is taken ends witht he protagonist getting crushed by a piano-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Dark Sakura: "B-But you believe me, right?"
---
Rin: "To negotiate the Dust"

Luka: "To take it away again?"

Rin: "We're trying to...Buy it"
---
Jeanne: "We'll tell you when we move out..."
---
-Next decision that is taken ends witht he protagonist getting crushed by a piano-

Camilla: "I'll always believe you~" -ruffles her hair- "My sweet, precious little sister~"
---
-buy?-
---
Kamui: "Understood..."
---
LOL

 

[Digital Hazard]

Camilla: "I'll always believe you~" -ruffles her hair- "My sweet, precious little sister~"
---
-buy?-
---
Kamui: "Understood..."
---
LOL

Dark Sakura: "Thank you...I hope none of you lose like Pyrrha..."
---
Luka: "What?"
---
-Next time they saw Shirou, it was time to comfort them-
---
Osakabe Hime: "Bad decision again..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Dark Sakura: "Thank you...I hope none of you lose like Pyrrha..."

Camilla: "I'll stay with you so I can be safe and keep you safe~" -hugs-

Luka: "What?"

Weiss: "You heard her..."

-Next time they saw Shirou, it was time to comfort them-

-sad waifu and daughteru-

Osakabe Hime: "Bad decision again..."

Mipha: "Indeed."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Camilla: "I'll stay with you so I can be safe and keep you safe~" -hugs-


Weiss: "You heard her..."


-sad waifu and daughteru-


Mipha: "Indeed."

Dark Sakura: "...I want both of my big sisters with me now"
---
Luka: "...Is this a trick?"
---
-He's hugging both as they release their tears-
---
-Can she load a file now that the Assassin showed her?-

 

[Deleted member]

Dark Sakura: "Thank you...I hope none of you lose like Pyrrha..."

That is something you fear, eh....?

 

[Digital Hazard]

That is something you fear, eh....?

Dark Sakura: "You stop speaking..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Dark Sakura: "...I want both of my big sisters with me now"

Hinoka: -hugs-

Luka: "...Is this a trick?"

Weiss: "I wish it was..."

-He's hugging both as they release their tears-

-yee-

-Can she load a file now that the Assassin showed her?-

-she can try-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Hinoka: -hugs-


Weiss: "I wish it was..."


-yee-


-she can try-

Dark Sakura: "You two make me feel so safe..."
---
Luka: "This is interesting. So, how much you offer?"
---
Shirou: -Pats the backs of both-
---
-Eeyup-

-Because they're from an era that was getting reused to Sheikah tech, let's say she can handle it better-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Dark Sakura: "You two make me feel so safe..."
---
Luka: "This is interesting. So, how much you offer?"
---
Shirou: -Pats the backs of both-
---
-Eeyup-

-Because they're from an era that was getting reused to Sheikah tech, let's say she can handle it better-

-and happy~-
---
Weiss: "Rin?"
---
-they cry-
---
-agreed-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-and happy~-
---
Weiss: "Rin?"
---
-they cry-
---
-agreed-

-Now she wonders if her lovers are up for a date too-
---
Rin: "Yes?"
---
Shirou: "Let it all out..."
---
Osakabe Hime: "You're doing good now..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Now she wonders if her lovers are up for a date too-
---
Rin: "Yes?"
---
Shirou: "Let it all out..."
---
Osakabe Hime: "You're doing good now..."

LOL
---
Weiss: "What's our initial offer?"
---
-dey duu-
---
Mipha: "Thank you."

 

[Deleted member]

Dark Sakura: "You stop speaking..."

So many commands, so many threats.....

....yet you have no idea what you could POSSIBLY do to stop me.....

 

[Digital Hazard]

LOL
---
Weiss: "What's our initial offer?"
---
-dey duu-
---
Mipha: "Thank you."

-Yee-
---
Rin: -Whatever 50 dollars is on Rubies-

Luka: "Give triple that"
---
Shirou: -To Azura- "If you feel like them inside, you can show it, you know?"
---
Osakabe Hime: "Waah! That one decision is important!"

So many commands, so many threats.....

....yet you have no idea what you could POSSIBLY do to stop me.....

Dark Sakura: "...I'm going to find out..." -Doubtful tone-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Yee-
---
Rin: -Whatever 50 dollars is on Rubies-

Luka: "Give triple that"
---
Shirou: -To Azura- "If you feel like them inside, you can show it, you know?"
---
Osakabe Hime: "Waah! That one decision is important!"

-then?-
---
Weiss: It's worth at least five times that! But if we accept right away, she might be on to us.
---
Azura: "It's fine... But thank you."
---
Mipha: "Really?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-then?-
---
Weiss: It's worth at least five times that! But if we accept right away, she might be on to us.
---
Azura: "It's fine... But thank you."
---
Mipha: "Really?"

-Not sure-
---
Rin: Splendid! "Then we're going to willingly give you that"

Luka: "Good to see some rich folk can get on agreements"
---
Shirou: "Hm" -Turns to the dragons- "It's okay you two are addened..."
---
Osakabe hime: "B-Better than me when I got it..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Not sure-
---
Rin: Splendid! "Then we're going to willingly give you that"

Luka: "Good to see some rich folk can get on agreements"
---
Shirou: "Hm" -Turns to the dragons- "It's okay you two are addened..."
---
Osakabe hime: "B-Better than me when I got it..."

-Xander and Ryoma thought of a good strategy; get Kamui on their side-
---
Weiss: Huh, she's dumber than she looks....
---
Kanna: "P-Papa..."
---
Mipha: "Hm?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Xander and Ryoma thought of a good strategy; get Kamui on their side-
---
Weiss: Huh, she's dumber than she looks....
---
Kanna: "P-Papa..."
---
Mipha: "Hm?"

-Uh-oh-
---
-She was about to give it, but then...-

Luka: "However"

Rin: However?
---
Shirou: "Yes, Kanna?"
---
Osakabe Hime: "I mean, progressing..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Uh-oh-
---
-She was about to give it, but then...-

Luka: "However"

Rin: However?
---
Shirou: "Yes, Kanna?"
---
Osakabe Hime: "I mean, progressing..."

-indeed-
---
Weiss: "Yes?"
---
Kanna: "I don't want my uncles and aunties to die..."
---
Mipha: "Oh..."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-indeed-
---
Weiss: "Yes?"
---
Kanna: "I don't want my uncles and aunties to die..."
---
Mipha: "Oh..."

-How they're gonna do that?-
---
Luka: "Now I feel like getting that by ten times"
---
Shirou: "I know, dear...I know..." -Pats her head- "I wish there was a solution..." But there isn't.
---
-Osakabe Hime seems less awkward now-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-How they're gonna do that?-
---
Luka: "Now I feel like getting that by ten times"
---
Shirou: "I know, dear...I know..." -Pats her head- "I wish there was a slution..." But there isn't.
---
-Osakabe Hime seems less awkward now-

-bait?-
---
Weiss: "..." I knew it!
---
-she cries more-
---
-indeed-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-bait?-
---
Weiss: "..." I knew it!
---
-she cries more-
---
-indeed-

-How to bait her...?-
---
Rin: "You're kidding..."

Luka: "Nah, but you want it or not?"
---
-He holds them both in his arms while they do it-
---
-Zelda notices?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-How to bait her...?-
---
Rin: "You're kidding..."

Luka: "Nah, but you want it or not?"
---
-He holds them both in his arms while they do it-
---
-Zelda notices?-

-cute harmless kids?-
---
Weiss: She's insane!
---
-yee-
---
-indeed-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-cute harmless kids?-
---
Weiss: She's insane!
---
-yee-
---
-indeed-

-Great idea-
---
Luka: "Now where's the money?"
---
Shirou: "There, there..."
---
-Thoughts?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Great idea-
---
Luka: "Now where's the money?"
---
Shirou: "There, there..."
---
-Thoughts?-

-yee-
---
Weiss: "We... don't have that much..."
---
Kanna:
---
Zelda: She's warming up, it's so cute!

 

[Digital Hazard]

-yee-
---
Weiss: "We... don't have that much..."
---
Kanna:
---
Zelda: She's warming up, it's so cute!

-But how they'll sneak the iimoutos in?-
---
Luka: "Deal canceled"
---
Shirou: "Bring all those tears out..."
---
-Indeed-

-Next she makes her play a RPG-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-But how they'll sneak the iimoutos in?-
---
Luka: "Deal canceled"
---
Shirou: "Bring all those tears out..."
---
-Indeed-

-Next she makes her play a RPG-

-by having them walk around, no Grimm in sight-

-a bait, basically-
---
Weiss:
---
-she does-
---
-the two are getting along-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Medea Lily: -Blinks- "Okay...Also your mother is around"
---
-Sadly that looks like the case-
"

Star: Yeah, I know. Since Marco's still asleep, I should probably go see her and let her know I'm ok- "Before she could continue, her mother was already there, hugging her tightly and talking rapidly about how relieved she was to see her safe and sound"

___

"Some asked to be reminded why it's going to result in them disappearing"

"Admittedly mostly because it's a detail I didn't catch myself :V"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-by having them walk around, no Grimm in sight-

-a bait, basically-
---
Weiss:
---
-she does-
---
-the two are getting along-

-Diabolically smart-
---
Rin:

Luka: "Your choice~"
---
-Same for Kamui-
---
-Eeyup-

Star: Yeah, I know. Since Marco's still asleep, I should probably go see her and let her know I'm ok- "Before she could continue, her mother was already there, hugging her tightly and talking rapidly about how relieved she was to see her safe and sound"

___

"Some asked to be reminded why it's going to result in them disappearing"

"Admittedly mostly because it's a detail I didn't catch myself :V"

Medea Lily: "---There we go?"
---
-Death-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Diabolically smart-
---
Rin:

Luka: "Your choice~"
---
-Same for Kamui-
---
-Eeyup-

-indeed-
---
Weiss: "I hate pirates..."
---
-yee-
---
Zelda: -joins them-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-indeed-
---
Weiss: "I hate pirates..."
---
-yee-
---
Zelda: -joins them-

-When will they do it?-
---
Luka: -Yawn- "That's all? I have heard better insults from toddlers"

Rin: -Twitching eye-
---
-And so he kept supporting them...-
---
Osakabe Hime: "In that menu you select the command..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-When will they do it?-
---
Luka: -Yawn- "That's all? I have heard better insults from toddlers"

Rin: -Twitching eye-
---
-And so he kept supporting them...-
---
Osakabe Hime: "In that menu you select the command..."

-whenever we feel like it -
---
Weiss: -same-
---
-what a good man0
---
Mipha: "Uh-huh."

Zelda: "Seems you two are getting along."