Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[Digital Hazard]

Viridi: "Your friends are close enough!"

Palu:


Azura: "Then I'll gladly teach you. How's your singing?"


Revali: "Then it shows how unskilled you are."

Marvelous: "I traveled across the universe for those. Why should I simply give them up to some brat?"

Lobo: -Growling-
---
Mata Hari: "My singing?"
---
EMIYA: Great, another Gilgamesh.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Marvelous: "I traveled across the universe for those. Why should I simply give them up to some brat?"

Lobo: -Growling-

Viridi: "Some brat?! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?!"

Mata Hari: "My singing?"

-Azura nods-

EMIYA: Great, another Gilgamesh.

-one much less powerful than the King of Heroes (because duh), but doesn't hold back, making him a serious threat due to skill rather than name-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Viridi: "Some brat?! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?!"


-Azura nods-


-one much less powerful than the King of Heroes (because duh), but doesn't hold back, making him a serious threat due to skill rather than name-

Marvelous: "Some little kid riding her pet?"
---
Mata Hari: "I don't think I have ever tried singing"
---
-Sadly that also meant his attitude was also a pain in the butt to deal with while taking his meassurements-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Marvelous: "Some little kid riding her pet?"

Viridi: -GASP-

Mata Hari: "I don't think I have ever tried singing"

Azura: "I can teach you."

-Sadly that also meant his attitude was also a pain in the butt to deal with while taking his meassurements-

-not when Zelda took them-

-he has some respect for the princess, with everything she had to go through-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Palu: "We'll go and try to contact her. You go have fun with some friends."

Star: Several of you guys are gone. This is hardly the time for fun!

Isis: My insurance to let me do anything I want... gone...

"Looks like your plan isn't so perfect after all, Isis....."

-They back-

Eleonora: "Welcome all of you"
---
"

Chrysalis: Thank you, Eleonora!

He's more protective of children than adults. Naturally distrusting of them in general.
So while he's willing to let Star into safe custody of the "good" ones, he wants little to do with them.

Ah, got it. Figured it'd have something to do with the adults specifically, given his background.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Viridi: -GASP-


Azura: "I can teach you."


-not when Zelda took them-

-he has some respect for the princess, with everything she had to go through-

Marvelous: -Smirks- "Seems we'll be keeping them"

Luka: "What could you do to take them away, huh? Brag to your mommy and make her tell us to give them away?"
---
Mata Hari: "Thanks, but why Singing?"
---
EMIYA: Good, seems this Gilgamesh has a Siduri.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Chrysalis: Thank you, Eleonora!

Eleonora: "Can you tell me their exact location?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: Several of you guys are gone. This is hardly the time for fun!

Palutena: -sighs- "You're right, but we're planning an attack right now, and we don't want to risk losing anyone through reckless, thoughtless plans, so until we're done, there's no point just standing there twiddling your thumbs."

"Looks like your plan isn't so perfect after all, Isis....."

-indeed...-

Marvelous: -Smirks- "Seems we'll be keeping them"

Luka: "What could you do to take them away, huh? Brag to your mommy and make her tell us to give them away?"

Viridi: "I AM NOT A CHILD!"

Mata Hari: "Thanks, but why Singing?"

Azura: "It can help."

EMIYA: Good, seems this Gilgamesh has a Siduri.

A what?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Palutena: -sighs- "You're right, but we're planning an attack right now, and we don't want to risk losing anyone through reckless, thoughtless plans, so until we're done, there's no point just standing there twiddling your thumbs."


?

Star: "Sighs" Fine.

-indeed...-

"Chaldea isn't all she has to worry about. She's lost her primary leverage, and it's become clear her allies aren't so invincible themselves. All this together on it's own is bad, but just as she thought to herself.....she can't be sure that everything is going to go her way anymore.....Doesn't feel so good, does it?"

"On the while, what does she do about the wounded Chara and Flowey?"

"And Hades whom she specifically ordered to pursue Star?"

Eleonora: "Can you tell me their exact location?"

Chrysalis: An underground fortification within the remains of a city. Vale, I think it was called.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Viridi: "I AM NOT A CHILD!"


Azura: "It can help."


A what?

-Lobo growls-

Marvelous: "Act like a proper child then and bring your pet to a vet, he seems to have rabies"
---
Mata Hari: "Ah, use my voice like a mermaid..."
---
Caster Gilgamesh's assistant in Babylonia.

Star: "Sighs" Fine.



Chrysalis: An underground fortification within the remains of a city. Vale, I think it was called.

-Then she sees Medea Lily-
---
Eleonora: "I see, I see...I assume you remember in which part of the city to enter"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Star: "Sighs" Fine.

Palu: "Thank you."

"Chaldea isn't all she has to worry about. She's lost her primary leverage, and it's become clear her allies aren't so invincible themselves. All this together on it's own is bad, but just as she thought to herself.....she can't be sure that everything is going to go her way anymore.....Doesn't feel so good, does it?"

"On the while, what does she do about the wounded Chara and Flowey?"

"And Hades whom she specifically ordered to pursue Star?"

Isis: Hades. Go back to whatever you were doing. She escaped...

Hades: This is the second time this week. You're getting bad at this. :V

-Lobo growls-

Marvelous: "Act like a proper child then and bring your pet to a vet, he seems to have rabies"

LOL

Mata Hari: "Ah, use my voice like a mermaid..."

Azura: "... Sure, why not?"

Caster Gilgamesh's assistant in Babylonia.

oh.

 

[Digital Hazard]

LOL


Azura: "... Sure, why not?"


oh.

-Reply?-
---
Mata Hari: I wish I could teach her in return, but I don't think she'd like it...
---
-And he means in the sense of having respect for her-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Reply?-

Viridi: "How dare you speak in such manner to a Goddess?!"

Mata Hari: I wish I could teach her in return, but I don't think she'd like it...

-another pointless wish :V-

-And he means in the sense of having respect for her-

-alright-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Then she sees Medea Lily-

Palu: "Thank you."

Star: "Gasps" Medea Lily!

Isis: Hades. Go back to whatever you were doing. She escaped...

Hades: This is the second time this week. You're getting bad at this. :V

"He ain't afraid to mock her over it, for sure. :V"

"And what about the wounded Flowey and Chara?"

-
---
Eleonora: "I see, I see...I assume you remember in which part of the city to enter"

Chrysalis: We do. Though if anyone had lost track, we could always follow the Grimm again. We're probably going to have fight many of them if we venture there again anyway, no matter our timing.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"And what about the wounded Flowey and Chara?"

Isis: "Are you two still alive?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Viridi: "How dare you speak in such manner to a Goddess?!"


-another pointless wish :V-


-alright-

Marvelous: "Goddess of Crybabies, should I assume?"
---
-It made her feel disappointed on herself and she was showing it-
---
EMIYA: "To fit a shirt with those wings must be challenging..."

Star: "Gasps" Medea Lily!



Chrysalis: We do. Though if anyone had lost track, we could always follow the Grimm again. We're probably going to have fight many of them if we venture there again anyway, no matter our timing.

-INSTANR HUG-
---
Eleonora: "Correct, and then confront the one that controls them..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Marvelous: "Goddess of Crybabies, should I assume?"

Viridi:

-It made her feel disappointed on herself and she was showing it-

Azura: "Are you alright?"

EMIYA: "To fit a shirt with those wings must be challenging..."

Zelda: "It happened before. It can be done again."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Viridi:


Azura: "Are you alright?"


Zelda: "It happened before. It can be done again."

Don: "M-Marvelous, I think you angered her too much..."
---
Mata Hari: "E-Eh? Yes, why wouldn't I be?"
---
-Also, it's a good thing for them that Link recovered their weapons after clearing their respective Divine Beasts-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Don: "M-Marvelous, I think you angered her too much..."

-yep-

Mata Hari: "E-Eh? Yes, why wouldn't I be?"

Azura: "... Alright then."

-Also, it's a good thing for them that Link recovered their weapons after clearing their respective Divine Beasts-

-indeed-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-yep-


Azura: "... Alright then."


-indeed-

-What Viridi does?-
---
-It's obvious she's not-
---
-Since they weren't for long enough in the mud to be able to manifest them-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-What Viridi does?-

Viridi: "Lob-"

-a Ruler interrupts her-

-It's obvious she's not-

Azura: "But seriously, what's troubling you?"

-Since they weren't for long enough in the mud to be able to manifest them-

-yep-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Viridi: "Lob-"

-a Ruler interrupts her-


Azura: "But seriously, what's troubling you?"


-yep-

Jeanne: "Viridi, don't cause unnecessary violence"
---
Mata Hari: "... It's just, I wish I could teach in return, but I understand you wouldn't want to"
---
-And that they didn't break-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Jeanne: "Viridi, don't cause unnecessary violence"

Viridi: -crosses her arms, pouting-

Mata Hari: "... It's just, I wish I could teach in return, but I understand you wouldn't want to"

Azura: "I see..."

-why not give her a job and teach her to be a bartender? -

-And that they didn't break-

LOL

 

[Digital Hazard]

Viridi: -crosses her arms, pouting-


Azura: "I see..."

-why not give her a job and teach her to be a bartender? -


LOL

Marvelous: -Smirks- "Think we should use Gaoranger or Gingaman next"

Luka: "Hope you don't mind to see us using these keys~"
---
Mata Hari: "...But, I could offer you a job"
---
-Revali especially was like "don't touch my bow you filthy casual"-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Marvelous: -Smirks- "Think we should use Gaoranger or Gingaman next"

Luka: "Hope you don't mind to see us using these keys~"

-she mad nao-

Mata Hari: "...But, I could offer you a job"

Azura: "Huh?"

-Revali especially was like "don't touch my bow you filthy casual"-

LOL

 

[Digital Hazard]

-she mad nao-


Azura: "Huh?"


LOL

Jeanne: "Viridi. No. Please, be, civilized"
---
Mata Hari: "I own a tavern, you see, and a new bartender could be of help..."
---
EMIYA: "Are all birdmen like this?"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Jeanne: "Viridi. No. Please, be, civilized"

-Lobo says that too?-

Mata Hari: "I own a tavern, you see, and a new bartender could be of help..."

Azura: "Oh, I guess I could do that."

EMIYA: "Are all birdmen like this?"

Zelda: "Not in the least. The Rito people tends to be wonderful to hang out with."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Lobo says that too?-


Azura: "Oh, I guess I could do that."


Zelda: "Not in the least. The Rito people tends to be wonderful to hang out with."

-Not really, he's still growling at the pirates-

Jeanne: "And calm him down too"
---
Mata Hari: "Right! You could work in day hours!"
---
EMIYA: "Good heavens then, I don't like to imagine a town inhabited by various people with the ego of the King of Heroes"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Not really, he's still growling at the pirates-

Jeanne: "And calm him down too"

Viridi: "No!"

-a god-killer is conviniently summoned?-

Mata Hari: "Right! You could work in day hours!"

Azura: "Alright. That sounds good."

EMIYA: "Good heavens then, I don't like to imagine a town inhabited by various people with the ego of the King of Heroes"

Zelda: -shudders at the thought-

You said Osakabe was back the other day, right?

 

[Digital Hazard]

Viridi: "No!"

-a god-killer is conviniently summoned?-


Azura: "Alright. That sounds good."


Zelda: -shudders at the thought-

You said Osakabe was back the other day, right?

I said on Discord that Napoleon won't be around, Uni.

-CHAINS THO-
---
Mata Hari: "Good. I'd ask for night too, but I have a little night show thing going on...If you get what I mean"
---
-If I didn't, she is now-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

I said on Discord that Napoleon won't be around, Uni.

-CHAINS THO-

-CHAINS FROM WHO?!-

Mata Hari: "Good. I'd ask for night too, but I have a little night show thing going on...If you get what I mean"

Azura: "I need to sleep at some point anyway."

-If I didn't, she is now-

-and glad to see fwen with other fwens?-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-CHAINS FROM WHO?!-


Azura: "I need to sleep at some point anyway."


-and glad to see fwen with other fwens?-

-Angelica who was stealth called to calm teeny tiny brats down-
---
Mata Hari: "Right, so, you accept?"
---
-Probably slightly jealous-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Angelica who was stealth called to calm teeny tiny brats down-

Palutena: "Thank you, Angelica."

Mata Hari: "Right, so, you accept?"

Azura: -nods- "I do."

-Probably slightly jealous-

-really?-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Palutena: "Thank you, Angelica."


Azura: -nods- "I do."


-really?-

Lobo: -Growling while tied up too-

Ahim: "Isn't that a bit excessive?"
---
Mata Hari: "Thanks, it means a lot!"
---
-Eeyup, as it means less time with her-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Lobo: -Growling while tied up too-

Ahim: "Isn't that a bit excessive?"

Palutena: "No, it really isn't."

Mata Hari: "Thanks, it means a lot!"

-then?-

-Eeyup, as it means less time with her-

-but she shows up when Zelda's hanging out with Champions anyway-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Palutena: "No, it really isn't."


-then?-


-but she shows up when Zelda's hanging out with Champions anyway-

Luka: "Looks like someone's grounded"
---
Mata Hari: "...Wait a minute. If you were a ghost following Kamui..."
---
-She's watching from a corner, afraid to interact-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Luka: "Looks like someone's grounded"

LOL

Mata Hari: "...Wait a minute. If you were a ghost following Kamui..."

Azura: "Yes?"

-She's watching from a corner, afraid to interact-

Urbosa: "You can come closer, little girl. We won't harm you."

 

[Digital Hazard]

LOL


Azura: "Yes?"


Urbosa: "You can come closer, little girl. We won't harm you."

-Reply?-
---
Mata Hari: "Did you know who I am?"
---
Osakabe Hime: "I'm older than you..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Reply?-

Viridi: -angry womanchild noises-

Mata Hari: "Did you know who I am?"

Azura: -nods-

Osakabe Hime: "I'm older than you..."

-but also smaller -

Zelda: "What's wrong, Osakabe?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Isis: "Are you two still alive?"

We hardly were before.....less so, now. Thanks to the bear.

-INSTANT HUG-
---
Eleonora: "Correct, and then confront the one that controls them..."

"YES"

Star: You're okay!

___

"That's the plan!"