Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Alice: "What can the tail do?"
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Iri: "I know that she is~"

Kuro: "Hm, Justeaze, the Einzbern used as the base for generations of Einzbern homunculi... Including you. I'm impressed you would name her after someone from our family tree"

Iri: "You know you two would have named her after Liz or Sella if given the chance anyway" :V

Kuro: "... Okay, fair enough"

"Administer poison to an enemy, most likely."

"Plus it's probably strong enough to damage any non-organic enemies as well."
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(I never realized...That's...incredible!)

Kamui: "Given it's look, I'm assuming it'll inflict poison."
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Sakura: "Can I pet her?"

Mary/Ana/Alice: "...B-Bottles died?"
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-Hopefully...-
-He soon sees Zelda, Mipha, Urbosa, Tamamo, Osakabehime and Kiyohime in his way to Link-
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-For what purpose?-

-then Kazooie quips that he wasn't the best character in Banjo-Kazooie anyway :V-
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Wolf: What's going on?
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-to stay in peak fighting condition-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Administer poison to an enemy, most likely."

"Plus it's probably strong enough to damage any non-organic enemies as well."
___

(I never realized...That's...incredible!)

Kamui: "Given it's look, I'm assuming it'll inflict poison."
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Sakura: "Can I pet her?"

-That gives Ruby some pretty bad flashbacks- :V

Kuro: "That's certainly combat effective"
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Iri: "Yes, go ahead"

Lapis: I tried streaming like you suggested.
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River: You're welcome to bring as my guests as will fit at the table! All of Chaldea's welcome here after the services you've done!

Tamamo: "How were the results~?"
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Medea: "I highly doubt it's a good idea for your chefs to tend a number of us..."

-then Kazooie quips that he wasn't the best character in Banjo-Kazooie anyway :V-
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Wolf: What's going on?
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-to stay in peak fighting condition-

-That doesn't makes them less sad-
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-Why not go and ask?-
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Rin: -Watching her-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-That gives Ruby some pretty bad flashbacks- :V

Kuro: "That's certainly combat effective"
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Iri: "Yes, go ahead"

-Ruby be shaking, actually-
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-she pets her-

-That doesn't makes them less sad-
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-Why not go and ask?-
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Rin: -Watching her-

-if anything, it makes them mad at Kazooie :V-
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-he follows-
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-wondering why the Schnee wastes her vacation time to do this?-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-if anything, it makes them mad at Kazooie :V-
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-he follows-
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-wondering why the Schnee wastes her vacation time to do this?-

Mary: "You shut up, y-you chicken!"
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Tamamo/Kiyohime/Osakabehime: -Haven't noticed him yet-
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Rin: Why are you doing this right now?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Mary: "You shut up, y-you chicken!"
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Tamamo/Kiyohime/Osakabehime: -Haven't noticed him yet-
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Rin: Why are you doing this right now?

KEK
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Zelda: "Wolf?"

Wolf: "Hm?"

Zelda: "Are you following us?"

Wolf: "Just wondering what you girls are up to."
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Weiss: Even during our vacations, we can get things happening, like that whole... zoo... thing... I gotta be prepared at all times.

 

[Digital Hazard]

KEK
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Zelda: "Wolf?"

Wolf: "Hm?"

Zelda: "Are you following us?"

Wolf: "Just wondering what you girls are up to."
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Weiss: Even during our vacations, we can get things happening, like that whole... zoo... thing... I gotta be prepared at all times.

Now girls, calm yourselves down, the rest of the game will be more lighthearted.

Alice: "I just hope no one else dies..."
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Tamamo: "We are looking for Link, have you seen where he is?"
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Rin: I see. I have a similar worry if I'm honest with myself... It's like if the world conspired against us all the time or something like that.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Now girls, calm yourselves down, the rest of the game will be more lighthearted.

Alice: "I just hope no one else dies..."
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Tamamo: "We are looking for Link, have you seen where he is?"
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Rin: I see. I have a similar worry if I'm honest with myself... It's like if the world conspired against us all the time or something like that.

Pit: "Not even Grunty?"
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Wolf: "Probably still swimming at the beach."
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Weiss: I know, right?

-doesn't mean she should never rest tho-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Pit: "Not even Grunty?"
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Wolf: "Probably still swimming at the beach."
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Weiss: I know, right?

-doesn't mean she should never rest tho-

Alice: "She's the bad guy, she's the exception"

Ana: "And her sisters"
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Tamamo: "Wanna come with us~?"
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Rin: Don't you think you should still take a bit of a break?

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Alice: "She's the bad guy, she's the exception"

Ana: "And her sisters"
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Tamamo: "Wanna come with us~?"
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Rin: Don't you think you should still take a bit of a break?

Pit: "Yeah!"
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Wolf: -shrugs- "Sure."
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Weiss: I did and I got kidnapped!

 

[Digital Hazard]

Pit: "Yeah!"
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Wolf: -shrugs- "Sure."
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Weiss: I did and I got kidnapped!

Could you please play now?
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Tamamo: "Great, mikon~" -Waggling tail-
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Rin: It wasn't your fault that Diamond picked you up.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Could you please play now?
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Tamamo: "Great, mikon~" -Waggling tail-
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Rin: It wasn't your fault that Diamond picked you up.

Palu: "I will." -skips the tutorial by confirming she played the first game-

Pit: -can't read, so never knew that- "YOU CAN DO THAT?!"
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-and so they go-
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Weiss: I still lowered my guard...

 

[Digital Hazard]

Palu: "I will." -skips the tutorial by confirming she played the first game-

Pit: -can't read, so never knew that- "YOU CAN DO THAT?!"
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-and so they go-
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Weiss: I still lowered my guard...

Ana: "That's actually a very smart gaming choice..."
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-To Lonk!-
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Rin: If anyone is to blame, that's me. I am your Servant, yet I couldn't protect you, and Sakura also got harmed...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ana: "That's actually a very smart gaming choice..."
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-To Lonk!-
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Rin: If anyone is to blame, that's me. I am your Servant, yet I couldn't protect you, and Sakura also got harmed...

Palu: "If only more games did that... if any."
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-who is playing with Cu-
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Weiss: Don't blame yourself... I take full responsibility for this.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-That gives Ruby some pretty bad flashbacks- :V

Kuro: "That's certainly combat effective"
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Iri: "Yes, go ahead"

Kamui: "Given it's look, I'm assuming it'll inflict poison."
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Sakura: "Can I pet her?"

"XJ-3 nodded in response to Kamui's statement."

"...She opted to put the stinger tail away when Ruby showed fear towards it, though."

___

"As always the Chikorita appreciates being pet, smiling, eyes closed."

-

Tamamo: "How were the results~?"
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Medea: "I highly doubt it's a good idea for your chefs to tend a number of us..."

Lapis: Getting 2,000 subscribers after one stream is good, right? "Still new to this so she honestly doesn't know"

___

"She raises a good point..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"XJ-3 nodded in response to Kamui's statement."

"...She opted to put the stinger tail away when Ruby showed fear towards it, though."

___

"As always the Chikorita appreciates being pet, smiling, eyes closed."

Ruby: -feeling better-
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Sakura/Elise: "Awwwwww~"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Palu: "If only more games did that... if any."
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-who is playing with Cu-
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Weiss: Don't blame yourself... I take full responsibility for this.

Ana: "Pokémon games in particular..."
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-Playing what?-
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Rin: Maybe it's parially fault of both?

-Ruby be shaking, actually-
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-she pets her-

"XJ-3 nodded in response to Kamui's statement."

"...She opted to put the stinger tail away when Ruby showed fear towards it, though."

___

"As always the Chikorita appreciates being pet, smiling, eyes closed."

Alice: "What do the other robot sisters have?"
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Illya: "She's so cute..."

Lapis: Getting 2,000 subscribers after one stream is good, right? "Still new to this so she honestly doesn't know"

___

"She raises a good point..."

Tamamo: "Woah! That many?!"
Kiyohime: "Impressive..."
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-River knows or asks why?-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ana: "Pokémon games in particular..."
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-Playing what?-
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Rin: Maybe it's parially fault of both?

-indeed...-
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-I dunno lol
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Weiss: I could accept that...

Alice: "What do the other robot sisters have?"
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Illya: "She's so cute..."

Kanna: "Is anyone a dragon?"
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Elise: "I wanna hug her all day~!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-indeed...-
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-I dunno lol
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Weiss: I could accept that...

Ana: "It's been more than 20 years..."
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-Lonk gets glomped from behind-
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Rin: You look tired.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ana: "It's been more than 20 years..."
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-Lonk gets glomped from behind-
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Rin: You look tired.

Palu: "Shocking how you can learn from older games..."
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-by who?-
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Weiss: I do? -yes-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Palu: "Shocking how you can learn from older games..."
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-by who?-
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Weiss: I do? -yes-

Ana: "I want to skip the catching tutorial so much..."
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-Fox-
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Rin: You're entirely sweaty...

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Ana: "I want to skip the catching tutorial so much..."
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-Fox-
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Rin: You're entirely sweaty...

Palu: "Likewise..."
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Link: "Tamamo."
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Weiss: I... I'm not...

 

[Digital Hazard]

Palu: "Likewise..."
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Link: "Tamamo."
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Weiss: I... I'm not...

Alice: "Can we get t the game again?"
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Tamamo: "Mikon~" -Kiss-
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Rin: You need to take a shower and you know it.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ruby: -feeling better-
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Sakura/Elise: "Awwwwww~"

Alice: "What do the other robot sisters have?"
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Illya: "She's so cute..."

Kanna: "Is anyone a dragon?"
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Elise: "I wanna hug her all day~!"

No, but we can all fly and some of us can use fire.

"XJ-4...almost exclusively used cleaning utensils. She has access to an unnaturally huge variety of them, though. Plus, she can still shift her form to create weapons or form a larger mech with some of her sisters."
___

"The Chikorita needs to breath, tho. :V"

Tamamo: "Woah! That many?!"
Kiyohime: "Impressive..."
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-River knows or asks why?-

Lapis: I got some donations, too!

___

River: Nonsense! Our staff is top of the line!

Moon: And I'd see to it that they could manage presenting a dinner to table seated for many guests. It wouldn't be the first time. After all, they always cook for our annual family reunion, and, well...We both have many relatives.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Kanna: "Is anyone a dragon?"
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Elise: "I wanna hug her all day~!"

No, but we can all fly and some of us can use fire.

"XJ-4...almost exclusively used cleaning utensils. She has access to an unnaturally huge variety of them, though. Plus, she can still shift her form to create weapons or form a larger mech with some of her sisters."
___

"The Chikorita needs to breath, tho. :V".

Kuro: "Okay, so how was a cleaning robot built to defend a city from evil?"
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Illya: "I think she needs some air..."

Lapis: I got some donations, too!

___

River: Nonsense! Our staff is top of the line!

Moon: And I'd see to it that they could manage presenting a dinner to table seated for many guests. It wouldn't be the first time. After all, they always cook for our annual family reunion, and, well...We both have many relatives.

Tamamo: "How lucky, not everyone gets that on their first try!"
Osakabehime: I'm sure I know why...
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Andersen: "You truly must be naive to not see there's walking black holes amongst us"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Tamamo: "How lucky, not everyone gets that on their first try!"
Osakabehime: I'm sure I know why...
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Andersen: "You truly must be naive to not see there's walking black holes amongst us"

"This just reaffirms her belief. :V"

Lapis: Thanks! It was fun. Most of the viewers were nice...Most off them. Still doing one of your streams later? Can I join it again?
___

Moon: And you don't know what tends to happen during our family reunions.

 

[Digital Hazard]

"This just reaffirms her belief. :V"

Lapis: Thanks! It was fun. Most of the viewers were nice...Most off them. Still doing one of your streams later? Can I join it again?
___

Moon: And you don't know what tends to happen during our family reunions.

Tamamo: "Of course, we were discussing what game to play"
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Andersen: "I can make myself an idea..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Tamamo: "Of course, we were discussing what game to play"
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Andersen: "I can make myself an idea..."

Lapis: Any ideas yet?

___

"It's not just a mess at the table because of the food, the arguing tends to erupt into the Game of Flags. :V"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Alice: "Can we get t the game again?"
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Tamamo: "Mikon~" -Kiss-
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Rin: You need to take a shower and you know it.

-they do-
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Link: -chuckling- "What brings you here?"
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Weiss: Right...

-and some rest-

No, but we can all fly and some of us can use fire.

"XJ-4...almost exclusively used cleaning utensils. She has access to an unnaturally huge variety of them, though. Plus, she can still shift her form to create weapons or form a larger mech with some of her sisters."
___

"The Chikorita needs to breath, tho. :V"

Kuro: "Okay, so how was a cleaning robot built to defend a city from evil?"
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Illya: "I think she needs some air..."

Kamui: "Never doubt one's inventory."
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Elise: "S-Sorry..." -stops hugging-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Lapis: Any ideas yet?

___

"It's not just a mess at the table because of the food, the arguing tends to erupt into the Game of Flags. :V"

Kiyohime: "We've been pondering on maybe a classic JRPG..."
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-Which of course the Casters have no idea about yet- :V

-they do-
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Link: -chuckling- "What brings you here?"
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Weiss: Right...

-and some rest-

-The kids watching their Mama play-
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Tamamo: "Well, Urbosa wanted to show us how to make some Gerudo dishes"
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Rin: And actual resting!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Kuro: "Okay, so how was a cleaning robot built to defend a city from evil?"
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Illya: "I think she needs some air..."

-

Kamui: "Never doubt one's inventory."
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Elise: "S-Sorry..." -stops hugging-

Every battle leaves behind rubble and filth! There's no excuse in leaving the city in a mess!

___

"Gasping for air"

CHIKO...(Phew...)

Chik, chik! (Don't worry, I'm okay!)

Kiyohime: "We've been pondering on maybe a classic JRPG..."
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-Which of course the Casters have no idea about yet- :V

Lapis: That might be fun. I know Peridot really likes RPGs.
___

"Nope"

"Star already went through one. It was terrifying."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Kamui: "Never doubt one's inventory."
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Elise: "S-Sorry..." -stops hugging-

Every battle leaves behind rubble and filth! There's no excuse in leaving the city in a mess!

___

"Gasping for air"

CHIKO...(Phew...)

Chik, chik! (Don't worry, I'm okay!)

Kuro: "I guess that's fair enough..."
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Miyu: "We'll have to settle on petting"

Lapis: That might be fun. I know Peridot really likes RPGs.
___

"Nope"

"Star already went through one. It was terrifying."

-She's starting to get into a series called Xenosword Stories-

Kiyohime: "We're debating over the first Last Fable or Draconic Adventure"
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Andersen: "Impossible it can be nearly as bad as our daily meals"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-The kids watching their Mama play-
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Tamamo: "Well, Urbosa wanted to show us how to make some Gerudo dishes"
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Rin: And actual resting!

-she good-
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Link: "... So why am I involved?"
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Weiss: No... I... don't... -faints-

Every battle leaves behind rubble and filth! There's no excuse in leaving the city in a mess!

___

"Gasping for air"

CHIKO...(Phew...)

Chik, chik! (Don't worry, I'm okay!)

Kuro: "I guess that's fair enough..."
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Miyu: "We'll have to settle on petting"

Kamui: "So you're the town's greatest hero then? Keeping things clean by fixing your sisters' messes?"
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-so they pet... a lot-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Kuro: "I guess that's fair enough..."
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Miyu: "We'll have to settle on petting"

-

Kamui: "So you're the town's greatest hero then? Keeping things clean by fixing your sisters' messes?"
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-so they pet... a lot-

A difficult task, but someone has to do it. And no XJ is better for the task than the one designed to enforce cleanliness!
___

"Almost overwhelmed by being pet by so many people at once..."

"...But she's proud of her cuteness enough to be okay with it. :V"

-She's starting to get into a series called Xenosword Stories-
Kiyohime: "We're debating over the first Last Fable or Draconic Adventure"
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Andersen: "Impossible it can be nearly as bad as our daily meals"

Lapis: What are some differences between the two?
___

Moon: Do your daily meals end with Chaldea's members clashing with their ways, starting arguments that become so severe they prefer to settle the matter by partaking in a fierce competition in which two teams race to the top of a dangerous mountain to place their flags at the top to claim victory, employing violent, unethical, underhanded and potentially lethal tactics in hopes of achieving victory?

 

[Digital Hazard]

-she good-
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Link: "... So why am I involved?"
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Weiss: No... I... don't... -faints-

-They are impressed-
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Tamamo: "Because you might have the ingredients needed?"
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Rin: "Weiss!" -intantly hovered in front of her-

Kamui: "So you're the town's greatest hero then? Keeping things clean by fixing your sisters' messes?"
---
-so they pet... a lot-

A difficult task, but someone has to do it. And no XJ is better for the task than the one designed to enforce cleanliness!
___

"Almost overwhelmed by being pet by so many people at once..."

"...But she's proud of her cuteness enough to be okay with it. :V"

Alice: "Viruses stand no chance!"

-Mario sneezes while rebuilding Peach's Castle- :V
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-Plus it shows that they love her a lot already-

Lapis: What are some differences between the two?
___

Moon: Do your daily meals end with Chaldea's members clashing with their ways, starting arguments that become so severe they prefer to settle the matter by partaking in a fierce competition in which two teams race to the top of a dangerous mountain to place their flags at the top to claim victory, employing violent, unethical, underhanded and potentially lethal tactics in hopes of achieving victory?

Tamamo: "Well, they are both some of the most predominant JRPGs even, but Draconic Adventure is more... traditional, you can say?"
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Andersen: ".........................................................................................................." -Looks at the side- "Not really..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

A difficult task, but someone has to do it. And no XJ is better for the task than the one designed to enforce cleanliness!
___

"Almost overwhelmed by being pet by so many people at once..."

"...But she's proud of her cuteness enough to be okay with it. :V"

Alice: "Viruses stand no chance!"

-Mario sneezes while rebuilding Peach's Castle- :V
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-Plus it shows that they love her a lot already-

Kanna: "Yeah!"
---
-this'll be a wonderful new family-

-They are impressed-
---
Tamamo: "Because you might have the ingredients needed?"
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Rin: "Weiss!" -intantly hovered in front of her-

-Guh-heck yeah they are!"
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Link: "Inside my shorts?" :V
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-she worked herself until she was too tired to do so... she needs rest-

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Guh-heck yeah they are!"
---
Link: "Inside my shorts?" :V
---
-she worked herself until she was too tired to do so... she needs rest-

Mary: "It's even bigger of a game!" :O
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Tamamo: "Yeah, I guess that" :V
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-Rin brings her to her room and places her on bed-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-

Alice: "Viruses stand no chance!"

-Mario sneezes while rebuilding Peach's Castle- :V
---
-Plus it shows that they love her a lot already-
"

Kanna: "Yeah!"
---
-this'll be a wonderful new family-


-

Mario: Achoo!

Luigi: You feelin' okay, bro?

Mario: Mhmm...Dunno what-a that was all about...

"Back in Beach City..."

Now this old girl here, I'm more of a leader and an organizer than a fighter!
___

"It really will be."

-

Tamamo: "Well, they are both some of the most predominant JRPGs even, but Draconic Adventure is more... traditional, you can say?"
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Andersen: ".........................................................................................................." -Looks at the side- "Not really..."

Lapis: Hmm. I don't think I know enough about RPGs to help reach a decision on this.
___

Moon: As I assumed. "Sips tea"

River: Game of Flags is a blast!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Mary: "It's even bigger of a game!" :O
---
Tamamo: "Yeah, I guess that" :V
---
-Rin brings her to her room and places her on bed-

-YES-
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Link:
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-and stays there until Weiss wakes up?-

Now this old girl here, I'm more of a leader and an organizer than a fighter!
___

"It really will be."

Kamui: "But can she defend herself if needed?"
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-happy Chiko?-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Kanna: "Yeah!"
---
-this'll be a wonderful new family-

Mario: Achoo!

Luigi: You feelin' okay, bro?

Mario: Mhmm...Dunno what-a that was all about...

"Back in Beach City..."

Now this old girl here, I'm more of a leader and an organizer than a fighter!
___

"It really will be."

lel

Gil: "So like how I am a natural king?"
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Illya: "So, what you used to do before Mama found you?"

Lapis: Hmm. I don't think I know enough about RPGs to help reach a decision on this.
___

Moon: As I assumed. "Sips tea"

River: Game of Flags is a blast!

Tamamo: "True on that..."
Osakabehime: "Why don't we do both back to back?"
---
Medea: "Your family is more interesting by the minute"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-YES-
---
Link:
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-and stays there until Weiss wakes up?-

-Does Mama reply to what she said?-
---
Tamamo: "Now seriously, do you have any stored ingredients?"
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-What friend would she be if not?-