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Anyhow, I know that you're going through a bit of a moment...
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Erika: "Mama? Why are you crying?"
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Yukari: "You said it well" :p
Jaune: "Yeah..."
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-she simply hugs the child tightly-
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-chuckling old hags :V-

"The machine is sliced open and the blade barely misses the mutant inside the casing."

"The freed mutant remains frozen from the Dust, until Jenny smashed it into a hundred pieces with a giant mallet."

"The sheer number of laser blasts is making it increasingly harder to focus on each one and dodge accordingly..."
Blake: "How are we even doing to get through them all!" -used her Semblance to create a shadow clone, which took one of the shots-
 

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Bunyan: "Like thousand years old sister!"
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-She snuggles with her-
Fi: Hehe! At least, I don't look a thousand years old...

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"Making the Chikorita happier, smiling and laughing."

Sakura: "Ugh, that's it, even I will get angry when something like this happens!

Please feel it. This is my wave of love that will reach the heavens!

Trishula Shakti!"



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Blake: "How are we even doing to get through them all!" -used her Semblance to create a shadow clone, which took one of the shots-
"Five of them get destroyed, but one of the surviving three manages to blast Sakura while she prepared that attack."

"If she were a mortal, she'd be dead instantly. Since she's a Servant, she instead feels an immensely painful electric shock and is rendered unconscious..."

Steven: NO! "Couldn't activate his shield in time."
 
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Fi: Hehe! At least, I don't look a thousand years old...

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"Making the Chikorita happier, smiling and laughing."
Altera: "Is that directed at me?" -Joking-
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Iri: "You're so cute~! I'm happy I picked you up~!"
Blake: "How are we even doing to get through them all!" -used her Semblance to create a shadow clone, which took one of the shots-
"Five of them get destroyed, but one of the surviving three manages to blast Sakura while she prepared that attack."

"If she were a mortal, she'd be dead instantly. Since she's a Servant, she instead feels an immensely painful electric shock and is rendered unconscious..."

Steven: NO! "Couldn't activate his shield in time."
Rin: "Sakura!" -Angry sister-
 

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Maybe I should behave better...
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Erika: "Mama?"
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Oui: "You two are old ladies" :p
Jaune: "Hm?"
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Kamui: "That was so beautiful!" -crying-
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Ingrid: "Hey!"

"Five of them get destroyed, but one of the surviving three manages to blast Sakura while she prepared that attack."

"If she were a mortal, she'd be dead instantly. Since she's a Servant, she instead feels an immensely painful electric shock and is rendered unconscious..."

Steven: NO! "Couldn't activate his shield in time."
Yang: -picks Sakura up and gets her away from the blasts-
 

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Rin: "Sakura!" -Angry sister-
Yang: -picks Sakura up and gets her away from the blasts-
"Another blast barely missed Yang's robotic arm. It would've shut the arm down entirely."

"Steven was using his shield to block more blasts and protect the whole group."

"While Undyne threw one Dalek at the other two like they were bowling pins."

"They moved out of the way just in time to avoid getting hit by their now knocked over companion, though."

YOUR DISOBEDIENCE HAS COMPLICATED YOUR USEFULNESS.

Altera: "Is that directed at me?" -Joking-
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Iri: "You're so cute~! I'm happy I picked you up~!"
Fi: Oh, you know what I meant! "Laugh" Most of us are, technically speaking, centuries old. Thankfully, none of us actually look the part.
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"Justeaze is clearly happy Iri took her in, too."
 
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Yang: -picks Sakura up and gets her away from the blasts-
"Another blast barely missed Yang's robotic arm. It would've shut the arm down entirely."

"Steven was using his shield to block more blasts and protect the whole group."

"While Undyne threw one Dalek at the other two like they were bowling pins."

"They moved out of the way just in time to avoid getting hit by their now knocked over companion, though."

YOUR DISOBEDIENCE HAS COMPLICATED YOUR USEFULNESS.
-Mordred stabbed her sword in the one speaking while Rin was shooting bigger mana arrows-
Fi: Oh, you know what I meant! "Laugh" Most of us are, technically speaking, centuries old. Thankfully, none of us actually look the part.
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"Justeaze is clearly happy Iri took her in, too."
Altera: "We would be like Papyrus instead" :p
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Iri: "Who here is so pwecious~?"
 

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I mean sorry for teasing, 'kay? It's kind of my thing.
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Erika: "You think so?" :b:
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Yukari: "Silence, whippersnapper!"

Oui: "Just the truth" :V
Jaune: -sighs- "Alright..."
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Kamui: "I know so!"
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Ingrid: :glare:

"Another blast barely missed Yang's robotic arm. It would've shut the arm down entirely."

"Steven was using his shield to block more blasts and protect the whole group."

"While Undyne threw one Dalek at the other two like they were bowling pins."

"They moved out of the way just in time to avoid getting hit by their now knocked over companion, though."

YOUR DISOBEDIENCE HAS COMPLICATED YOUR USEFULNESS.
-Mordred stabbed her sword in the one speaking while Rin was shooting bigger mana arrows-
Yang: "There, she's safe. Now let's bust them open!"
 

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-Mordred stabbed her sword in the one speaking while Rin was shooting bigger mana arrows-
Yang: "There, she's safe. Now let's bust them open!"
TARGET IN REACH: INITIATING SELF-DESTRUCT! EXTERMINATE!

"Al l of the spheres lining the casing of the Dalek Mordred stabbed detatched from it's armor and hovered around them both, surrounding them."

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Altera: "We would be like Papyrus instead" :p
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Iri: "Who here is so pwecious~?"
TLink: Skeletons only!
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Jaune: -sighs- "Alright..."
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Kamui: "I know so!"
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Ingrid: :glare:
So, where you wanna go?
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Erika: "I'm so happy!" -Hugs as tight as she can-
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Yukari: :glare:

Abigail: "I still think you two are pretty"
Yang: "There, she's safe. Now let's bust them open!"
TARGET IN REACH: INITIATING SELF-DESTRUCT! EXTERMINATE!

"All of the spheres lining the casing of the Dalek Mordred stabbed detatched from it's armor and hovered around them both, surrounding them."
Mordred: "You must be ****ing on me..." -Armor!-
TLink: Skeletons only!
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(I am!)
Altera: "Yes, exactly that"
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Iri: "Yes you are~" :3
 

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TARGET IN REACH: INITIATING SELF-DESTRUCT! EXTERMINATE!

"Al l of the spheres lining the casing of the Dalek Mordred stabbed detatched from it's armor and hovered around them both, surrounding them."
Mordred: "You must be ****ing on me..." -Armor!-
Ruby: "YAAAANG!" -rushes at her-

So, where you wanna go?
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Erika: "I'm so happy!" -Hugs as tight as she can-
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Yukari: :glare:

Abigail: "I still think you two are pretty"
Jaune: "I... don't know..."
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-hugging mother!-
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Ingrid: "Thanks, Abigail." :)
 

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Mordred: "You must be ****ing on me..." -Armor!-

" :3
Ruby: "YAAAANG!" -rushes at her-
Steven: Everyone get behind me! "Shield up"

"The spheres collectively self-destruct, creating a large explosion!"

Altera: "Yes, exactly that"
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Iri: "Yes you are~" :3
"Again, thankfully not the case!"

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"She was immensely lonely and entirely unaccustomed to being around people for a long while."

"She never once imagined that she'd be under the care of someone as loving as Iri."
 
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Jaune: "I... don't know..."
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-hugging mother!-
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Ingrid: "Thanks, Abigail." :)
...You're an undecisive individual, aren't you?
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-What Mama thinks?-
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Yukari: "The child has a good eye" :smirk:
Ruby: "YAAAANG!" -rushes at her-
Steven: Everyone get behind me! "Shield up"

"The spheres collectively self-destruct, creating a large explosion!"
-Mordred couldn't get behind him-
"Again, thankfully not the case!"

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"She was immensely lonely and entirely unaccustomed to being around people for a long while."

"She never once imagined that she'd be under the care of someone as loving as Iri."
-They laught at that-
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-Who has given her a bed, a roof, food and care-
 

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Steven: Everyone get behind me! "Shield up"

"The spheres collectively self-destruct, creating a large explosion!"
-Mordred couldn't get behind him-
-neither could Yang, but she survived the blow-

...You're an undecisive individual, aren't you?
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-What Mama thinks?-
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Yukari: "The child has a good eye" :smirk:
Jaune: "I'm just not in the mood."

-understandably so-
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Kamui: "Why did you learn this song?"
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Ingrid: "Indeed." -feeling proud-
 

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-Mordred couldn't get behind him-
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-neither could Yang, but she survived the blow-


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"Both of them survived, as remarkably the explosion wasn't as deadly as the lasers are."

-They laught at that-
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-Who has given her a bed, a roof, food and care-
"Wholesome stuff!"
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"All in all a much better home and lifestyle for her. It's no wonder she's so loyal and caring to Iri in return."
 
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-neither could Yang, but she survived the blow-
"Both of them survived, as remarkably the explosion wasn't as deadly as the lasers are."
-It still knocked a burnt Mordred unconscious, at which Arthur rapidly went to her to pick and carry her on his shoulders-

-Alternate universe dad after all-
Jaune: "I'm just not in the mood."

-understandably so-
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Kamui: "Why did you learn this song?"
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Ingrid: "Indeed." -feeling proud-
Hmmmm... -Wondering since how long-
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Erika: "I wanted to make something special for you, and when Auntie Azura was still... You know, dead, I noticed you sometimes sung it, maybe reminisicng her. So I wanted to sing it to make you happy!"
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Abigail: "It makes me wonder why you don't have boyfriends..."

Yukari: -Shrugs- "Most men we've known wouldn't last as eternity as us"
"Wholesome stuff!"
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"All in all a much better home and lifestyle for her. It's no wonder she's so loyal and caring to Iri in return."
-Yeah, a group of people tight just enjoying their company-
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-Maybe she should play with her daughters too...-
 

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Yang: "Heheh. Next one that shows up, I feel I could blow it up in one punch." :smirk:
-It still knocked a burnt Mordred unconscious, at which Arthur rapidly went to her to pick and carry her on his shoulders-

-Alternate universe dad after all-
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"A true papa wolf, he is."

"Amidst the smoke, one more Dalek fired a laser at the group!"

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-Yeah, a group of people tight just enjoying their company-
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-Maybe she should play with her daughters too...-
"Having a nice conversation!"
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"Justeaze is part of the Emiya family now, after all."
 

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-It still knocked a burnt Mordred unconscious, at which Arthur rapidly went to her to pick and carry her on his shoulders-

-Alternate universe dad after all-
Yang: "Mordred!"

Hmmmm... -Wondering since how long-
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Erika: "I wanted to make something special for you, and when Auntie Azura was still... You know, dead, I noticed you sometimes sung it, maybe reminisicng her. So I wanted to sing it to make you happy!"
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Abigail: "It makes me wonder why you don't have boyfriends..."

Yukari: -Shrugs- "Most men we've known wouldn't last as eternity as us"
-she asks?-
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Kamui: "Awwwwwwww~ You~ Are~ Adorable~!"
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-Oui brings up the two people Ingrid traveled with in the past?-
 

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"A true papa wolf, he is."

"Amidst the smoke, one more Dalek fired a laser at the group!"
-Ruby was hit, but survived due to Aura, though much like Sakura, she's unconscious now-

-not to mention left open for a fatal shot since the Aura ran out after keeping her alive-

Yang: "Oh! You are gonna PAY!"

 
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"A true papa wolf, he is."

"Amidst the smoke, one more Dalek fired a laser at the group!"
-And the laser is going straight to Atalanta!-
"Having a nice conversation!"
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"Justeaze is part of the Emiya family now, after all."
-And enjoying a sweet meal-
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Iri: "Perhaps I should call my daughetrs..."
-she asks?-
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Kamui: "Awwwwwwww~ You~ Are~ Adorable~!"
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-Oui brings up the two people Ingrid traveled with in the past?-
How long has it been since you've been like this?
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Erika: "I'm happy because you are too~!"
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Oui: "What about those other Code Holders?"
 

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-Ruby was hit, but survived due to Aura, though much like Sakura, she's unconscious now-

-not to mention left open for a fatal shot since the Aura ran out after keeping her alive-

Yang: "Oh! You are gonna PAY!"

-And the laser is going straight to Atalanta!-
... Let's say it fired twice lol

How long has it been since you've been like this?
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Erika: "I'm happy because you are too~!"
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Oui: "What about those other Code Holders?"
Jaune: "Ever since she died..."
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Kamui: "Awwww~" -hugging more-
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Ingrid: "... What about them?"
 
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-Ruby was hit, but survived due to Aura, though much like Sakura, she's unconscious now-

-not to mention left open for a fatal shot since the Aura ran out after keeping her alive-

Yang: "Oh! You are gonna PAY!"

It was nice knowing the Daleks. :V
Jaune: "Ever since she died..."
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Kamui: "Awwww~" -hugging more-
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Ingrid: "... What about them?"
Which was...?
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-What Auntie thinks of this?-
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Oui: "They're not potential romantic partners?"
 

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Which was...?
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-What Auntie thinks of this?-
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Oui: "They're not potential romantic partners?"
-I don't even know how long as this point :V-

Jaune: "Probably a couple of months..."
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-she smiles-
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Ingrid: "Rook is too broody for my tastes and Daisuke is... well, he's Daisuke." :V

-cue to him getting kicked in the balls because he asked for a woman's age :V-
 
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-Ruby was hit, but survived due to Aura, though much like Sakura, she's unconscious now-

-not to mention left open for a fatal shot since the Aura ran out after keeping her alive-

Yang: "Oh! You are gonna PAY!"

-And the laser is going straight to Atalanta!-

"
(There's a good chance a direct hit from a Dalek's laser would be fatal against anyone here who isn't a Servant or a robot, so let's say it hit Atalanta, and that Ruby took collateral damage.)

"Heshima was just as angry as Yang was."

DALEKS DO NOT FEAR YOUR HUMAN FILTH!

-And enjoying a sweet meal-
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Iri: "Perhaps I should call my daughetrs..."
"They should hang more often again!"

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"She might like that."
 
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(There's a good chance a direct hit from a Dalek's laser would be fatal against anyone here who isn't a Servant or a robot, so let's say it hit Atalanta and Ruby took collateral damage.)

"Heshima was just as angry as Yang was."

DALEKS DO NOT FEAR YOUR HUMAN FILTH!
(that's fair enough)

-using her weapon's recoil, Yang boosted at fighteningly quick speeds at the Dalek, then ripped off its cannon with her bare arms-
 
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-I don't even know how long as this point :V-

Jaune: "Probably a couple of months..."
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-she smiles-
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Ingrid: "Rook is too broody for my tastes and Daisuke is... well, he's Daisuke." :V

-cue to him getting kicked in the balls because he asked for a woman's age :V-
LOL

That's too long...
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-Awwww~-
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Oui: "... Yeah, the latter is very fair enough" :p
(There's a good chance a direct hit from a Dalek's laser would be fatal against anyone here who isn't a Servant or a robot, so let's say it hit Atalanta and Ruby took collateral damage.)

"Heshima was just as angry as Yang was."

DALEKS DO NOT FEAR YOUR HUMAN FILTH!



"They should hang more often again!"

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"She might like that."
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-They shall-
-At least as long as they remain here-
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Iri: "Yes, just give me a minute"
 
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(that's fair enough)

-using her weapon's recoil, Yang boosted at fighteningly quick speeds at the Dalek, then ripped off its cannon with her bare arms-
"While Heshima hit it with Spark again!"

"The Dalek was sent flying against a wall, broken."

-They shall-
-At least as long as they remain here-
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Iri: "Yes, just give me a minute"
"However long will that will be..."
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Jaune: "Huh?"
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-yep-
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-they laugh-
Look, I have just met you today, but spending months in pure grief is unhealthy for anyone.

I don't blame you to feel some guilt, but the girl probably would hate to see you sulking all the time. -Is trying to be confrontational but supporting-
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Erika: "...Auntie?"
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Oui: "Well, what about you two together then?"

Yukari: "Oh, we did consider it a number of times"
"While Heshima hit it with Spark again!"

"The Dalek was sent flying against a wall, broken."
-she is, but knows Yang can deal with it alone, so she focuses on getting Ata to safety-
-Smart Blake-

-Rin also shoots some energy arrows at it for good meassure-
"However long will that will be..."
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"She waits."
-Probably some months or weeks-
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-And there comes Illya, Miyu and Kuro-
 
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"While Heshima hit it with Spark again!"

"The Dalek was sent flying against a wall, broken."
-Yang walked towards it-

-menacingly-

Look, I have just met you today, but spending months in pure grief is unhealthy for anyone.

I don't blame you to feel some guilt, but the girl probably would hate to see you sulking all the time. -Is trying to be confrontational but supporting-
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Erika: "...Auntie?"
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Oui: "Well, what about you two together then?"

Yukari: "Oh, we did consider it a number of times"
Jaune: "You think so...?"
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Azura: "Yes?"
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Ingrid: "But she's too lazy to commit." :V
 

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Yes. Me and my sisters lost someone too long ago.
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Erika: "Join us"
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Yukari: "And with how long it'll take for Chen to fully mature, she doesn't wants to babysit a cat for long" :V
Jaune: "How how have things been?"
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Azura: "Join you? This seems like a mother-daughter moment..."

Kamui: "It's alright, Azura." :)

Azura: "..." -hugs-
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Ingrid: "I mean... you're not wrong." :V

"The mutant quickly escaped the broken casing and managed to sting Heshima!"
-Yang grabbed the mutant's tail-
 
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Jaune: "How how have things been?"
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Azura: "Join you? This seems like a mother-daughter moment..."

Kamui: "It's alright, Azura." :)

Azura: "..." -hugs-
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Ingrid: "I mean... you're not wrong." :V
Not a day passes when we don't miss her...
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Erika: -Feeling very loved-
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Chen: "I don't know if to feel offended or not..."
 

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