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Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

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Iri: "Oh, I have a fantastic idea, let's actually eat all together~"
"It is a contest that will happen...someday. :V"

Steven: Sounds great!
Kamui: "I like that idea." :)

Kanna: "Let's do it~!" :b:

Kiara: "I don't want that inside me... Or anywwhere..."
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We could, but it'd feel like a waste to not have some fun.
-Pit is being their butler now- :p
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Kazemon: "Then you surely don't mind us here~"
Harleen: "I know..."
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Pit: -grumbling-
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Viridi: "... Not... at... all..."
 

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Well whatever it is, I need to go back and stop it! Pronto!
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(We won't ever.)
Aya: "What is the problem?"
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Jack: "Thank you..."
"How....how can someone love ME....?"
-seems Mash wasn't the only one with self-doubt-

-eldritch abominations, girl; ain't gotta explain ****-
Mash: "L-Love... How can they not? You deserve a lot better..."
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LMAO

-Oui and Abigail change into more altered forms to contain the powers of the Elder Gods-

-Oui into this-



-And Abigail into this-



-Because there's no way I'm using the latter's canon design-
Kamui: "I like that idea." :)

Kanna: "Let's do it~!" :b:
"Steven thus joins them for dinner."
Iri: "Seems our family agreed, come with us then~"
Harleen: "I know..."
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Pit: -grumbling-
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Viridi: "... Not... at... all..."
Kiara: "W-What if she overtakes me?"
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-Of course, unlike with Theiatena, Palutena has actually spoke fondly of the Golden Goddesses in the past, so this is not his first time serving them- :p
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Medusa: "Hm, good then" -Crosses her long and toned legs as she sits-
 

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"Amethyst, one of Steven's fellow Crystal Gems and the big sister-figure in his life, enjoys eating sandwiches that are covered in motor oil. He'll probably be okay witnessing a few human/dragon people eat a dozen large dinners in one night. :V"
Iri: "Seems our family agreed, come with us then~"
-he'll regret it anyway-

Kiara: "W-What if she overtakes me?"
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-Of course, unlike with Theiatena, Palutena has actually spoke fondly of the Golden Goddesses in the past, so this is not his first time serving them- :p
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Medusa: "Hm, good then" -Crosses her long and toned legs as she sits-
Harleen: "..." -hugs-
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-he's grumbling because Theiatena :V-
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Viridi: -eye twitching-
 

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"Listens the message from her mother."

...No way... It can't be him again!
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(Now, what should we do next?)
Aya: "Who is "He"?"
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Jack: "Maybe get you some beds to sleep in the same room as me..."
"And Steven does exactly that."
-he'll regret it anyway-
-There's enough to feed 10 entire villages-
Harleen: "..." -hugs-
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-he's grumbling because Theiatena :V-
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Viridi: -eye twitching-
-She scared-
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-And why is that?- :p
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-And what Pan does?- :p
 
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Specter: This beast must be destroyed at once!
-but can they do it....?-

Mash: "L-Love... How can they not? You deserve a lot better..."
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LMAO

-Oui and Abigail change into more altered forms to contain the powers of the Elder Gods-

-Oui into this-



-And Abigail into this-



-Because there's no way I'm using the latter's canon design-
"Wh-what....? Why do you say that...?"

-a battle of eldritch-
-so bad that there is literally a barrier around the room that mentally prevents anyone who can't comprehend it from approaching-
 

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"Wh-what....? Why do you say that...?"

-a battle of eldritch-
-so bad that there is literally a barrier around the room that mentally prevents anyone who can't comprehend it from approaching-
Mash: "You are charismatic and you care for others, Monika. You may have done something bad, but anyone in your conditions would have lost it. Now you are free and have shown to want to be a better person.

And you haven't forgotten who was the one that allowed you to experiment more than just the game..."
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-Oui and Abigail are thankful for that, they don't want to drive anyone else insane-
Armagedroid...

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(That sounds good!)
da Vinci: "The giant predecessor of you that your mother made?"
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Jack: "Maybe a pet store..."
Steven: O-Oh my. That's uh...a lot of food.
-this really makes you wonder how the heck they managed to get so much food, huh?-
-Even inside their own family everyone wondered how they were capable to digest all of that and gain no weight-
Harleen: "Harleen..."
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-he's just upset that Palutena never told him she has a twin sister-
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-same thing to further piss off Viridi :V-
She's talking to herself?
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Oh. Granted, that's quite understandable.
What's wrong, Pitty?
Still haven't decided what to answer to that Heroic Spirit's confession?
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-The ******'s thoughts?-
 
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Mash: "You are charismatic and you care for others, Monika. You may have done something bad, but anyone in your conditions would have lost it. Now you are free and have shown to want to be a better person.

And you haven't forgotten who was the one that allowed you to experiment more than just the game..."
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-Oui and Abigail are thankful for that, they don't want to drive anyone else insane-
-she's speechless and looks like she's going to cry-

-you cannot comprehend the true form of the Doll's attack!-
 

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-she HOGS-

-the doll needs less protection in this state so the "ink" connects-
-She hugs back-
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-The ink is acidic-
-their dragon techniques require a LOT of energy, so they tend to work off the weight before it even piles up just from using Dragon Fang a couple of times :V-
-That makes sense, still they can't help but wonder how they manage to go to the toilet, but at the same time they figure it's better to not have that question answered- :V

Also the rest was unreplied.
 

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-this really makes you wonder how the heck they managed to get so much food, huh?-


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-Even inside their own family everyone wondered how they were capable to digest all of that and gain no weight-
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Steven: If it's okay to ask...how do you have so much food readily available?

da Vinci: "The giant predecessor of you that your mother made?"
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Jack: "Maybe a pet store..."
"Jenny did mention Armagedroid previously, but she never told them that her mother built him herself."

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"Not a bad idea."
 
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-this hug lasts a long while-

-it eats away at the "plush", but the unholy mass underneath is unharmed-
-Not wanting to let go-
-What Monika thinks of her?-
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-Abigail tries to use her Key like a sort of blade against it-
"Jenny did mention Armagedroid previously, but she never told them that her mother built him herself."

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"Not a bad idea."
-Really? I thought she did. If not, retcon-
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-To the pet store!-
 

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-Really? I thought she did. If not, retcon-
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-To the pet store!-
(Last I checked, which was just today, she never specifically mentioned her and her mother's connection to Armagedroid. Just that he was a 100ft tall robot who came very close to destroying her on two occasions.)

"Retcon it is, then."
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"To the pet store indeed! Same one Aya went to to get a new Snowball."
 

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(Last I checked, which was just today, she never specifically mentioned her and her mother's connection to Armagedroid. Just that he was a 100ft tall robot who came very close to destroying her on two occasions.)

"Retcon it is, then."
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"To the pet store indeed! Same one Aya went to to get a new Snowball."
-They mentionen it's a huge bot then-
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Jack: "There must be beds here..."
 

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-They mentionen it's a huge bot then-
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Jack: "There must be beds here..."
The last time I faced him, he destroyed himself! How and why is he back again?!

Nora: We have no idea, but the important thing now is that he is stopped at once!

I'll be right there!
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"There are."

(How about this one?)
 
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-Not wanting to let go-
-What Monika thinks of her?-
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-Abigail tries to use her Key like a sort of blade against it-
-that she's a caring and kind individual that deserves nothing but good things-

-what is this some kind of kingdom of hearts?-
 

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The last time I faced him, he destroyed himself! How and why is he back again?!

Nora: We have no idea, but the important thing now is that he is stopped at once!

I'll be right there!
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"There are."

(How about this one?)
Aya: "We have to help!"
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Jack: "I like it!"
-that she's a caring and kind individual that deserves nothing but good things-

-what is this some kind of kingdom of hearts?-
-Will she the one that will give it to her?-
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-She hopes to give this creature a heart less-
 

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She's talking to herself?
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Oh. Granted, that's quite understandable.
What's wrong, Pitty?
Still haven't decided what to answer to that Heroic Spirit's confession?
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-The ******'s thoughts?-
She's insane :V

Harleen: "Kiara..."
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Pit: "W-What?"
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Viridi: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A ****ING ******>!

-That makes sense, still they can't help but wonder how they manage to go to the toilet, but at the same time they figure it's better to not have that question answered- :V

Also the rest was unreplied.
-really good digestive system :V-

Steven: If it's okay to ask...how do you have so much food readily available?
Kamui: "I... don't know..."
 

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-she doesn't know if she can....-
-....but she will try-

-it won't be so simple and clean-
-Good, do it then, Moni!-
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-But she's going to face her fears!-
Steven: If it's okay to ask...how do you have so much food readily available?
-really good digestive system :V-

Kamui: "I... don't know..."
Erika: "But is that important?"
She's insane :V

Harleen: "Kiara..."
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Pit: "W-What?"
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Viridi: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A ****ING ******>!
Kiara: "What if I become a pariah?"
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You know, what that pink-haired Lancer told you.
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-Yes I did- :V
 

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Erika: "But is that important?"
Kanna: "Yes it is, because it means I know where to get more." :3

Kiara: "What if I become a pariah?"
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You know, what that pink-haired Lancer told you.
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-Yes I did- :V
Harleen: "That won't happen as long as I'm here with you, my friend." :)
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Pit: -he red-
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-SHE MAD-
 

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Aya: "We have to help!"
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Jack: "I like it!"
Are you sure you wanna get involved with this? I've dealt with him before, I think I'll find a way to defeat him again.

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(So do I!)

Kamui: "I... don't know..."
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Erika: "But is that important?"
Kanna: "Yes it is, because it means I know where to get more." :3


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Steven: At least this way you won't ever go starving...
 

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-she hogs closer-

-and find her sanctuary-
-Mash's heart is beating quite fast, feeling a desire to remain this way forever-
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-To unlock her chain of memories-
Kanna: "Yes it is, because it means I know where to get more." :3


Harleen: "That won't happen as long as I'm here with you, my friend." :)
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Pit: -he red-
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-SHE MAD-
Erika: "Amazing!"

Shirou: -To his 5 sisters-in-law- "I'm sorry I made them this way..."
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Kiara: "You do so much for me... I wish I could do the same for you..."
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How cute is that? :p
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Medusa: "Hm? What's wrong?"
 

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Are you sure you wanna get involved with this? I've dealt with him before, I think I'll find a way to defeat him again.

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(So do I!)
Eleonora: "It would be quicker if you had help, right?"

da Vinci: "Besides, we were looking for a chance to test our tanks!"
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Jack: "This one Mama!"

Semiramis: "Okay, okay"
 

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Eleonora: "It would be quicker if you had help, right?"

da Vinci: "Besides, we were looking for a chance to test our tanks!"
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Jack: "This one Mama!"

Semiramis: "Okay, okay"
Alright...but keep in mind, Armagedroid's entire directive is to destroy any and all weapons. And he definitely has the means to do it.

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"That's what they purchase."
 

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Steven: At least this way you won't ever go starving...
-but other people might- :V

Erika: "Amazing!"

Shirou: -To his 5 sisters-in-law- "I'm sorry I made them this way..."
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Kiara: "You do so much for me... I wish I could do the same for you..."
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How cute is that? :p
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Medusa: "Hm? What's wrong?"
Camilla: "Don't be. I think it's cute~"

Hinoka: "Of course you'd think that." :rolleyes:
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Harleen: "Just being there for me is plenty enough, girl." :)
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Palu: "Very much so. Reminds me of when he met Phosphora." :p
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Viridi: "N-Nothing!"
 

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Alright...but keep in mind, Armagedroid's entire directive is to destroy any and all weapons. And he definitely has the means to do it.

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"That's what they purchase."
da Vinci: "But can he destroy magic?" :p
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-Along with some small plushies for them to sleep with-
Camilla: "Don't be. I think it's cute~"

Hinoka: "Of course you'd think that." :rolleyes:
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Harleen: "Just being there for me is plenty enough, girl." :)
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Palu: "Very much so. Reminds me of when he met Phosphora." :p
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Viridi: "N-Nothing!"
Shirou: "... You don't eat as such, right?"
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Kiara: "Psychiatrists must stand for each other..."
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Oooh! Ooh! Tell us everything about that~
-Farore is sorry for him-
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Kazemon: "Nice flowers you have here"
 

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Steven: Anyway...Thanks for having me! "Eating the dinner he was served"



...I...don't think so.
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)Aw, come on, we don't need toys o sleep wi-)

"Already hugging his plushie"

(...)
Illya: "Hope you're enjoying, at least..."
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da Vinci: "Perfect~!"
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Jack: "I use plushies to sleep with"
 
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