Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[Digital Hazard]

Phosphora: "Want a chariot ride?"

-what a bunch of lazy girls :V-
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Everyone:

Jaune: "For everyone sake, please make her see you, Kyu!"
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Kamui: "I've never seen you with them before though..."

Medusa: "It sounds good"
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Kyu: "Oooooh, she's the yandere" -Sighs- "Fine..." -Does-

Kiyohime: "Oh, now I see her!"
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Jeanne: "They were a bit embarrassing to bring out... But recently I got the confidence to use them more often"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Medusa: "It sounds good"
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Kyu: "Oooooh, she's the yandere" -Sighs- "Fine..." -Does-

Kiyohime: "Oh, now I see her!"
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Jeanne: "They were a bit embarrassing to bring out... But recently I got the confidence to use them more often"

-Lightning Chariot!-
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Everyone: -phew-
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Kamui: "I think they make you look cuter."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Lightning Chariot!-
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Everyone: -phew-
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Kamui: "I think they make you look cuter."

-Medusa and Sakura hop on it-
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Tamamo: "But what's this about a date?"

Osakabehime: -Covering face in shame-
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Jeanne: "Cuter? But they're just glasses"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Medusa and Sakura hop on it-
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Tamamo: "But what¿s this about a date?"

Osakabehime: -Covering face in shame-
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Jeanne: "Cuter? But they're just glasses"

-Phosphy too-

Phosphy: "No need to go supersonic this time, Phos and Lux. We're in no hurry."
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-Jaune's not exacty fond of the idea either-
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Kamui: "Let me prove it." -takes Jeanne's glasses and put them on herself- "Do I look cuter with them?"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Altera and Bunyan went into the ferris wheel-
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Oui: "Can confirm, sometimes Father likes to pop into my head and possess me to do stuff"

-I am unsure if octopi can sweat, but Hokusai would after hearing that-
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Elizabeth: "And be blessed with our fabulous presence~!"
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Aya: "Gone..."

"Giving them a nice view of the park and Beach City."

"It was all really doing a good job of cheering her up, wasn't it?"

"Meanwhile Peridot tried to enjoy the house of mirrors...and couldn't even do that. Amethyst and Steven shapeshifted to enhance the mirror effects. Peridot...can't shapeshift despite her attempts to do so."
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Specter: I...would hope you have the means to prevent that, now.
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(Yeah!)
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"And never to be repaired."

Yang: "Ooooh, where'd you find that?"
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Link: "Whoa! It's a heavy one! Hey, Wolf, help me up!"

Wolf: "This is a competition to see who's the best..."

Link: "Well, if you help me, we'll share victory, now come on!"

Pearl: Oh, this? Heheh, well, I'll show you! "Directs her to where she found it."

"Pearl also got a pair of jeans to go with it."

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"Whatever's underwater is...really big."

 

[Digital Hazard]

-Phosphy too-

Phosphy: "No need to go supersonic this time, Phos and Lux. We're in no hurry."
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-Jaune's not exacty fond of the idea either-
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Kamui: "Let me prove it." -takes Jeanne's glasses and put them on herself- "Do I look cuter with them?"

Medusa: "Still would be good to be a bit quick there..."
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Kyu: "Oh, those two were helped by moi to schedule a date with each other~"

Tamamo: "What?!"
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Jeanne: "Woah, you do..."

"Giving them a nice view of the park and Beach City."

"It was all really doing a good job of cheering her up, wasn't it?"

"Meanwhile Peridot tried to enjoy the house of mirrors...and couldn't even do that. Amethyst and Steven shapeshifted to enhance the mirror effects. Peridot...can't shapeshift despite her attempts to do so."
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Specter: I...would hope you have the means to prevent that, now.
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(Yeah!)
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"And never to be repaired."

-Poor her-

-And yeah, the Berserker is smiling now-
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Oui: "It depends, right... Father?"

Hokusai: -Trembling-
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-Unknown to them, forces neyond their understanding from various worlds they have visited have a very bad feeling-
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-Lastly she threw it in a trash can-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Pearl: Oh, this? Heheh, well, I'll show you! "Directs her to where she found it."

"Pearl also got a pair of jeans to go with it."

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"Whatever's underwater is...really big."

Yang: "I hope there's some in my size."
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-yep-

Medusa: "Still would be good to be a bit quick there..."
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Kyu: "Oh, those two were helped by moi to schedule a date with each other~"

Tamamo: "What?!"
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Jeanne: "Woah, you do..."

Phosphora: "How quick?"
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Zelda: -at the same time- "What?!"
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Kamui: -gives them back- "It bet you'd think the same about yourself if you looked at a mirror."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Phosphora: "How quick?"
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Zelda: -at the same time- "What?!"
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Kamui: -gives them back- "It bet you'd think the same about yourself if you looked at a mirror."

Medusa: "A minute would be okay"
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Kiyohime: "Who you think you are to do that?!"

Kyu: "A love fairy"
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Jeanne: "Hmmm. Maybe I should give it a look"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Medusa: "A minute would be okay"
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Kiyohime: "Who you think you are to do that?!"

Kyu: "A love fairy"
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Jeanne: "Hmmm. Maybe I should give it a look"

Phosphy: "A minute it is."
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-Kiyo thinks it's wrong?-
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Kamui: "But first, restaurants."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Phosphy: "A minute it is."
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-Kiyo thinks it's wrong?-
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Kamui: "But first, restaurants."

Medusa: "Good then"
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-At first... Until it realizes it might make Osakabe more social-

Kiyohime: "Carry on"
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Jeanne: "Right!"

-Suddenly, every single employee of restaurants in the city shuddered-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Medusa: "Good then"
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-At first... Until it realizes it might make Osakabe more social-

Kiyohime: "Carry on"
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Jeanne: "Right!"

-Suddenly, every single employee of restaurants in the city shuddered-

-they're there a minute later-
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-Zelda and Tamamo are like "wait, what?!"-
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LMAO

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Poor her-

-And yeah, the Berserker is smiling now-
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Oui: "It depends, right... Father?"

Hokusai: -Trembling-
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-Unknown to them, forces neyond their understanding from various worlds they have visited have a very bad feeling-
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-Lastly she threw it in a trash can-

"Looks like this plan worked out!"
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Specter: ...
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"A very bad feeling..."

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"Nothing will remain of it, soon."

Yang: "I hope there's some in my size."
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-yep-

"Turns out, they do. "

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"They end up reeling in...an abnormally giant alien-looking squid!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

-they're there a minute later-
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-Zelda and Tamamo are like "wait, what?!"-
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LMAO

Sakura: -A bit dizzy from the turbulence-

Medusa: "You're okay?"

Sakura: -Adjusting herself- "Yeah... Let's go in!"
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Osakabehime: "What?"

Kiyohime: "I'm all in for my dear friend getting some love~"
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-Especially with ther gluttons panning on going too...-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Suddenly, every single employee of restaurants in the city shuddered-

"Except for the owners because that means more money. "

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Turns out, they do. "

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"They end up reeling in...an abnormally giant alien-looking squid!"

Yang: "Hell yeah!"
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Both: "... What?"

Sakura: -A bit dizzy from the turbulence-

Medusa: "You're okay?"

Sakura: -Adjusting herself- "Yeah... Let's go in!"
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Osakabehime: "What?"

Kiyohime: "I'm all in for my dear friend getting some love~"
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-Especially with ther gluttons panning on going too...-

-they do-
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Zelda: "... I think I get her logic."
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-but Kamui and Jeanne went with that plan faster, so chances are the others won't get food :V-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Except for the owners because that means more money. "

-it would also mean having to close early because no more food, thus less business, thus less customers -

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Looks like this plan worked out!"
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Specter: ...
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"A very bad feeling..."

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"Nothing will remain of it, soon."

-Though if that's not enough, Altera will definitely call on princesses Chaldea knows-
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-The small octopus is now awkwardly sliding away-
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-Such feeling is enough to convince them that they should trample the cause-
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-She feels at a bit more of peace now-

-they do-
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Zelda: "... I think I get her logic."
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-but Kamui and Jeanne went with that plan faster, so chances are the others won't get food :V-

-To the maaaall!-
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Tamamo: "For... Real?"
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KEK

-Definitely-

Jeanne: "I want some meat first"

"Except for the owners because that means more money. "

-it would also mean having to close early because no more food, thus less business, thus less customers -

-What Uni said-

 

[Deleted member]

What is it?
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Galeem: "That's right, *******! You just freed me!"
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Boudica: "I am more than sure!"

Nothing...

-kek-
-but seriously, a jackal shaped figure wrapped in light is cast out-

-happy screech-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Nothing...

-kek-
-but seriously, a jackal shaped figure wrapped in light is cast out-

-happy screech-

Were you thinking on how many purpleheads are there here?
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Medea: "Is that...?"
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Boudica: -Pets-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Yang: "Hell yeah!"
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Both: "... What?"

-

"She's got herself a leather jacket now!"

Pearl: Excellent choice, if I do say so myself.

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"It screeches at them with a mouth in the same area it's one eye is, and tries to swat at them."

"Weirder yet, one of those Crystal Gems who invited Chaldea to Beach City seems to have been in the middle of fighting it. Garnet was on clinging to the monster's back and practically flattening it's tentacles with her strength."

-Though if that's not enough, Altera will definitely call on princesses Chaldea knows-
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-The small octopus is now awkwardly sliding away-
---
-Such feeling is enough to convince them that they should trample the cause-
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-She feels at a bit more of peace now-

"Good backup plan."

"Peri's just sitting by the beach, now, despondent."
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Specter: A peculiar situation, but not entirely unfamiliar.
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"THEN WILL THEY DO IT?!"
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"She has finally gotten rid of the last piece of her forsaken past."

-it would also mean having to close early because no more food, thus less business, thus less customers -

-

-What Uni said-

"Conflicted owners are conflicted."

"Doesn't help that two of the local restaurants (specifically the french fry place and the pizza place) have family members for employees and the owner of the one of those (the pizza place) is very high-strung."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Good backup plan."

"Peri's just sitting by the beach, now, despondent."
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Specter: A peculiar situation, but not entirely unfamiliar.
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"THEN WILL THEY DO IT?!"
___

"She has finally gotten rid of the last piece of her forsaken past."




"Conflicted owners are conflicted."

"Doesn't help that two of the local restaurants (specifically the french fry place and the pizza place) have family members for employees and the owner of the one of those (the pizza place) is very high-strung."

-Like Star, Kamui's family, technically Marie, maybe even call Peach-
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Oui: "Isn't that so, dear Father?" -Holding the octopus so he doesn't escapes-
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-You bet...-
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Aya: "Now I can really start fully anew..."
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-The pizza place will be the first to visit- The Stoopid Unikorn

 

[Deleted member]

Were you thinking on how many purpleheads are there here?
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Medea: "Is that...?"
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Boudica: -Pets-

Pretty much...
So many Yuris. :V

-kneeling, eyes closed-

-happy fish-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Pretty much...
So many Yuris. :V

-kneeling, eyes closed-

-happy fish-

But with less pens. :V
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-She's crying now-
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Boudica: "Now let's get you something to eat"

 

[Deleted member]

But with les pens. :V
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-She's crying now-
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Boudica: "Now let's get you something to eat"

Les pens, you say? -smirk-

-slowly opens eyes-
....Master....?

-what to feed a Gyarados?-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Like Star, Kamui's family, technically Marie, maybe even call Peach-
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Oui: "Isn't that so, dear Father?" -Holding the octopus so he doesn't escapes-
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-You bet...-
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Aya: "Now I can really start fully anew..."
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-The pizza place will be the first to visit- The Stoopid Unikorn

"Plenty of princesses to cheer her up, if necessary, that is!"

Peridot: "Still by the shore of the beach" Why didn't I admit this to myself before? My lack of skill is an objective fact. I'm an Era 2 Peridot, fresh, new, but lower quality. Resources are dwindling on Homeworld, so they can't make Gems like they used to. That's why they give Era 2 Peridots like me technological enhancements, because we... don't have powers. Without these things, I'm useless.
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Specter: Yes, I see you have control over it now.
___

"Does the concert start?"
___

"Exactly."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-To the maaaall!-
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Tamamo: "For... Real?"
---
KEK

-Definitely-

Jeanne: "I want some meat first"

-yaaaaay-
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Zelda: "It forces her to go out and socialize."
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Kamui: "Me too."

"She's got herself a leather jacket now!"

Pearl: Excellent choice, if I do say so myself.

___

"It screeches at them with a mouth in the same area it's one eye is, and tries to swat at them."

"Weirder yet, one of those Crystal Gems who invited Chaldea to Beach City seems to have been in the middle of fighting it. Garnet was on clinging to the monster's back and practically flattening it's tentacles with her strength."

-she puts on aviator glasses (which she had already owned-

Yang: "How do I look?"

Weiss: "Sweater and bikini is a ridiculous combo..."
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Both: "..."

-The pizza place will be the first to visit- The Stoopid Unikorn The Stoopid Unikorn

Kamui: "Look, Jeanne, a pizza place!"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Like Star, Kamui's family, technically Marie, maybe even call Peach-

-or perhaps even Zelda?-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Les pens, you say? -smirk-

-slowly opens eyes-
....Master....?

-what to feed a Gyarados?-

My RPer is dumb. :V
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-Immediate hugs-
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-... Cupcakes?-

"Plenty of princesses to cheer her up, if necessary, that is!"

Peridot: "Still by the shore of the beach" Why didn't I admit this to myself before? My lack of skill is an objective fact. I'm an Era 2 Peridot, fresh, new, but lower quality. Resources are dwindling on Homeworld, so they can't make Gems like they used to. That's why they give Era 2 Peridots like me technological enhancements, because we... don't have powers. Without these things, I'm useless.
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Specter: Yes, I see you have control over it now.
___

"Does the concert start?"
___

"Exactly."

Altera: "Come on, Peridot. Just because you lack skill in one area doesn't means you don't have them in others"
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-Very scared octopus-
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Elizabeth: "Ladies, and gentlemen! Be ready to be amazed by the wonderful idol Elizabeth Bathory and her companions!"
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-Thus she went back to the shore to feel some of the water-

-yaaaaay-
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Zelda: "It forces her to go out and socialize."
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Kamui: "Look, Jeanne, a pizza place!"

-Aside from buying a swimsuit, Medusa saw a skimpy mecha pilot cosplay for sale and didn't doubt on buying it-
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Tamamo: "You're not wrong..."
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Jeanne: "Perfect for our start!"

-or perhaps even Zelda?-

Didn't mention all.

 

[Deleted member]

My RPer is dumb. :V
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-Immediate hugs-
---
-... Cupcakes?-

That he is. Not like mine is any better.

-confused; he knows nothing of what happened-
...where...are we...?


-and jelly beans? :V-

 

[Digital Hazard]

That he is. Not like mine is any better.

-confused; he knows nothing of what happened-
...where...are we...?


-and jelly beans? :V-

I can confirm. I find it cute.
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Medea: "Finally having a break..."
---
-And jelly beans-

-And berries-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Aside from buying a swimsuit, Medusa saw a skimpy mecha pilot cosplay for sale and didn't doubt on buying it-
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Tamamo: "You're not wrong..."
---
Jeanne: "Perfect for our start!"

Phosphora: "You have weird tastes..."
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Jaune: "Don't tell me you're approving of this...?"
---
-and so they get in-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-yaaaaay-
---
Zelda: "It forces her to go out and socialize."
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Kamui: "Me too."


-she puts on aviator glasses (which she had already owned-

Yang: "How do I look?"

Weiss: "Sweater and bikini is a ridiculous combo..."
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Both: "..."

"Pearl wore her jacket over her regaulr clothes."

"...They didn't exactly compliment one and other. But she wore the jeans she got too and that made it look a bit more fitting."

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"Garnet eventually got to it's mouth area where she ripped a gemstone out of it, causing the entire creature to "poof", leaving nothing but the gemstone behind. The fusion Gem subsequently climbed onto their boat, and spoke with her usual stoic tone of voice."

Garnet: My apologies. A corrupted Gem got loose.

Altera: "Come on, Peridot. Just because you lack skill in one area doesn't means you don't have them in others"
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-Very scared octopus-
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Elizabeth: "Ladies, and gentlemen! Be ready to be amazed by the wonderful idol Elizabeth Bathory and her companions!"
---
-Thus she went back to the shore to feel some of the water-

Peridot: Like what? All I'm good at is using this miniature Earth communication and recreation device.

Amethyst: Per, I'mma be really real with you for a sec. This whole time we've been here, you've just been focusing on what you can't do. Of course you're not having any fun.
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Specter: Complete control over it.
___

Jigglypuff!

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"On the nice evening."

Jeanne: "Perfect for our start!"

Kamui: "Look, Jeanne, a pizza place!"

"The owner of the restaurant ordered his two teenage twin daughters to get to work immediately."

"One sighed in annoyance, the other complied with a smile."

 

[Deleted member]

I can confirm. I find it cute.
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Medea: "Finally having a break..."
---
-And jelly beans-

-And berries-

That's right, you like to tease him now and then, don't you?

-suddenly on guard and ready to attack-
...where is the enemy, Master?!

-and macaroons-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Phosphora: "You have weird tastes..."
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Jaune: "Don't tell me you're approving of this...?"
---
-and so they get in-

"The owner of the restaurant ordered his two teenage twin daughters to get to work immediately."

"One sighed in annoyance, the other complied with a smile."

Medusa: "And do I look bad on it?"

-Was wearing it now-

Spoiler

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Kiyohime: "I truly am"
---
-Jeanne waved at them with a friendly smile-

Peridot: Like what? All I'm good at is using this miniature Earth communication and recreation device.

Amethyst: Per, I'mma be really real with you for a sec. This whole time we've been here, you've just been focusing on what you can't do. Of course you're not having any fun.
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Specter: Complete control over it.
___

Jigglypuff!

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"On the nice evening."

Altera: "Maybe we sould discover things you can do instead"
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Oui: "Thank you"

-Hokusai even released ink in fear-
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Elizabeth: "And now it's time to start!"

-And that's when various portals opened-
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Aya: -Sighs- "Now this is the real life~"

That's right, you like to tease him now and then, don't you?

-suddenly on guard and ready to attack-
...where is the enemy, Master?!

-and macaroons-

All the time.
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Medea: "She's gone..."
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-She shall go buy those!-

 

[Deleted member]

All the time.
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Medea: "She's gone..."
---
-She shall go buy those!-

He's fun to tease...
Shut up.

Huh...?

-YEE-

 

[Digital Hazard]

He's fun to tease...
Shut up.

Huh...?

-YEE-

We won't.
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Medea: "She was killed..."
---
-Hm-hm!-

 

[Deleted member]

We won't.
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Medea: "She was killed..."
---
-Hm-hm!-

Grr.

-mocking me- Grr. :V


She was?

-yus-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Grr.

-mocking me- Grr. :V


She was?

-yus-

You look cute when angered.
---
Medea: "You don't have to worry about anything..."
---
Boudica: "Here I got food~!"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Altera: "Maybe we sould discover things you can do instead"
---
Oui: "Thank you"

-Hokusai even released ink in fear-
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Elizabeth: "And now it's time to start!"

-And that's when various portals opened-
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Aya: -Sighs- "Now this is the real life~"

"She was focusing on her tablet and was unresponsive. This situation must've really upset her..."
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"Now that's just a mess."
___

(What the heck?!)
___

"Free of the darkness..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

"Pearl wore her jacket over her regaulr clothes."

"...They didn't exactly compliment one and other. But she wore the jeans she got too and that made it look a bit more fitting."

___

"Garnet eventually got to it's mouth area where she ripped a gemstone out of it, causing the entire creature to "poof", leaving nothing but the gemstone behind. The fusion Gem subsequently climbed onto their boat, and spoke with her usual stoic tone of voice."

Garnet: My apologies. A corrupted Gem got loose.

Yang: "Maybe I should put on the jeans too..."
---
Link: "I think we noticed..."

Wolf: "Guess it doesn't count since it wasn't a fish, so I win."

Medusa: "And do I look bad on it?"

-Was wearing it now-
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Kiyohime: "I truly am"
---
-Jeanne waved at them with a friendly smile-

"The owner of the restaurant ordered his two teenage twin daughters to get to work immediately."

"One sighed in annoyance, the other complied with a smile."

Phosphy: "I said it was weird, not bad."
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Jaune: -groans, now hoping that it fails but being too damn nice to **** it up intentionally-
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-so did Kamui-