Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

[KingofPhantoms]

-You wouldn't be wrong-
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-At least, she supposes...-
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Martha: "Everyone ready to demolish?"

"Wiping out two of the contestants pretty quickly."

"Jenny is able to keep up, though."
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"They don't know much about Gems..."
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Hell yeah! Let's blow this place sky high!

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-the two spheres are fused together to make one absolutely massive sphere that is more than enough to wipe out an entire planet on contact-

Yukari: "I think seeing that shall immobilize her quite the bit"

-The shikigamis are dizzy now-

Isis: -chuckles- "And what makes you think I'll just stand there and take it?"

-Yukari does something to stop her?-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Wiping out two of the contestants pretty quickly."

"Jenny is able to keep up, though."
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"They don't know much about Gems..."
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Hell yeah! Let's blow this place sky high!

-He realizes since that this girl is made of metal he should put some more effort to it-
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-Obviously-
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Martha: "Have no restrains"

Isis: -chuckles- "And what makes you think I'll just stand there and take it?"

-Yukari does something to stop her?-

-Just a little magecraft to use part of Ran and Chen's energy with her own to bind her with a magic circle-

-It's why she brought them, but throwing them was just her trolling-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-He realizes since that this girl is made of metal he should put some more effort to it-
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-Obviously-
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Martha: "Have no restrains"

"Her design and capabilities allow her to make controlled rapid jumps, too, able to keep up with the rate at which Aang's swinging the rope."

"Might not seem entirely fair, but even with those advantages aside, the did a conjoined cat and dog have any chance of winning a game jump rope to begin with? :V"
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"So now what will she do?"
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"People thus set up explosives around the base, while others are using explosive attacks to tear certain parts of it down."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Her design and capabilities allow her to make controlled rapid jumps, too, able to keep up with the rate at which Aang's swinging the rope."

"Might not seem entirely fair, but even with those advantages aside, the did a conjoined cat and dog have any chance of winning a game jump rope to begin with? :V"
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"So now what will she do?"
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"People thus set up explosives around the base, while others are using explosive attacks to tear certain parts of it down."

-They would have if Cat wouldn't have been stupid and tell Dog there was lots of garbage at the top, but alas, too late for them- :V
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-Still keep an eye on her-
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-Others just outright use brute force-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-They would have if Cat wouldn't have been stupid and tell Dog there was lots of garbage at the top, but alas, too late for them- :V
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-Still keep an eye on her-
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-Others just outright use brute force-

"Lol"

"5 seconds left...!"
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"Good idea..."
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"And the destruction and violent quakes don't go unnoticed."

Hark! The Fortress of Shadaloo is verily being attackedesteth! We must call a retreat!

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Lol"

"5 seconds left...!"
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"Good idea..."
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"And the destruction and violent quakes don't go unnoticed."

Hark! The Fortress of Shadaloo is verily being attackedesteth! We must call a retreat!

-Aang is swinging desperately-
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Hmmm... -Still thinking about the Gem-
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Rita: -Using Dimensional Scissors- "Already on it..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Aang is swinging desperately-
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Hmmm... -Still thinking about the Gem-
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Rita: -Using Dimensional Scissors- "Already on it..."

"2 SECONDS!"

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"What is it?"

"And how are her sisters reacting to the show at the moment?"
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Time to pack our things and go?

 

[Digital Hazard]

"2 SECONDS!"

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"What is it?"

"And how are her sisters reacting to the show at the moment?"
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Time to pack our things and go?

-HARDER SWINGING-
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-Why she would be here-

-Their eyes are glued to the TV-
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Rita: "It's the logical thing to do..."

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-HARDER SWINGING-
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-Why she would be here-

-Their eyes are glued to the TV-
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Rita: "It's the logical thing to do..."

"HARDER JUMPING!"

"1 SECOND!"

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"A hard question to answer given their limited knowledge on the Gems..."
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What has become of Lord Bison?

No one has been able to locate him, your majesty. It seems he vanished upon the arrival of the interlopers!

 

[Digital Hazard]

"HARDER JUMPING!"

"1 SECOND!"

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"A hard question to answer given their limited knowledge on the Gems..."
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What has become of Lord Bison?

No one has been able to locate him, your majesty. It seems he vanished upon the arrival of the interlopers!

-SWINGING-
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-Exactly-
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Rita: "It's a shame, but at least we can take his assets for ourselves"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-SWINGING-
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-Exactly-
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Rita: "It's a shame, but at least we can take his assets for ourselves"

"She won. :V"

"He put up a hell of a fight, though."
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"She does seem to be the only one present, at least."
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"Then a man who looked almost part-monster, clearly a warrior, appeared near them."

Volga: Let me guess, you're planning on running away, like the cowards you are. Aren't you?

"Assumes dragon form."

If you won't fight honorably, I'll still make sure you won't escape unscathed.

"Lancer understood that he should be escaping ASAP, which he did."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"She won. :V"

"He put up a hell of a fight, though."
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"She does seem to be the only one present, at least."
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"Then a man who looked almost part-monster, clearly a warrior, appeared near them."

Volga: Let me guess, you're planning on running away, like the cowards you are. Aren't you?

"Assumes dragon form."

If you won't fight honorably, I'll still make sure you won't escape unscathed.

"Lancer understood that he should be escaping ASAP, which he did."

-Still lost the minigame so he disappointed-

-So is Farore-
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There must be a reason she's studying this place.
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Rita: "This is giving me a headache..."

-Summons a bunch of golems to attack him-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Still lost the minigame so he disappointed-

-So is Farore-
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There must be a reason she's studying this place.
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Rita: "This is giving me a headache..."

-Summons a bunch of golems to attack him-

"Jenny meanwhile seemed giddy about winning."

"Not only does her victory net herself plenty of coins, but her teammates win an equal amount of coins as well. She won it for the team."

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"But what...?"
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"Explosive dive bomb directly into them."

"He's setting the entire base on fire."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Jenny meanwhile seemed giddy about winning."

"Not only does her victory net herself plenty of coins, but her teammates win an equal amount of coins as well. She won it for the team."

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"But what...?"
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"Explosive dive bomb directly into them."

"He's setting the entire base on fire."

-Arnold was quite thankful-
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-She's trying to think-
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-Rita is using the opportunity to try to escape along the King, as the golems balance on Volga-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Arnold was quite thankful-
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-She's trying to think-
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-Rita is using the opportunity to try to escape along the King, as the golems balance on Volga-

"Back to the board!"

"Jenny's turn. She rolls a 7, getting closer to King Boo, but unfortunately lands on a Red Space."
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"What does she know about Gems?"
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"Rouxls Kaard fled quickly as well, along with numerous monsters, sentries and Shadaloo soldiers."

"No sign of Dr. Coyle, either."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Back to the board!"

"Jenny's turn. She rolls a 7, getting closer to King Boo, but unfortunately lands on a Red Space."
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"What does she know about Gems?"
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"Rouxls Kaard fled quickly as well, along with numerous monsters, sentries and Shadaloo soldiers."

"No sign of Dr. Coyle, either."

-Aang ended in a blue space, CatDog likewise and Arnold in a red one-

-The transition back to the board scared Din-
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-Just that they're colonizing aliens made of rock-
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-Not at all... But they don't have time to go look back for her-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Also, we're at page 400. Nice.

-Aang end in a blue space, CatDog likewise and Arnold in a red one-

-The transition back to the board scared Din-
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-Just that they're colonizing aliens made of rock-
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-Not at all... But they don't have time to go look back for her-

"CatDog picked up Vampire Candy along the way."

"The spaces dictate that it's a 2 Vs. 2 Minigame, this time! Jenny and Arnold vs Aang and CatDog."

"This one's fairly simple, the teams are just decorating cakes. The placements of the toppings and decorations have to match those on another cake made by a Koopa Troopa. First team to finish decorating two cakes wins!"

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"And they haven't overheard anything else any particular member of Chaldea has talked about, in regards to Gems?"
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"King looked back at the dragon warrior with spite, before escaping as well."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"CatDog picked up Vampire Candy along the way."

"The spaces dictate that it's a 2 Vs. 2 Minigame, this time! Jenny and Arnold vs Aang and CatDog."

"This one's fairly simple, the teams are just decorating cakes. The placements of the toppings and decorations have to match those on another cake made by a Koopa Troopa. First team to finish decorating two cakes wins!"

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"And they haven't overheard anything else any particular member of Chaldea has talked about, in regards to Gems?"
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"King looked back at the dragon warrior with spite, before escaping as well."

At least the teams seem kinda fair this time...
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-To be fair they've mostly been focusing on making sure Hyrule is okay-
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-The golems remained punching Volga-

-They aren't very strong-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

At least the teams seem kinda fair this time...
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-To be fair they've mostly been focusing on making sure Hyrule is okay-
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-The golems remained punching Volga-

-They aren't very strong-

"CAKE DECORATING TIME!"
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"Of course!"
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"Volga made quick work of them."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"CAKE DECORATING TIME!"
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"Of course!"
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"Volga made quick work of them."

-Dog was doing well, but Cat's pride got the best of him thinking he would do better-

-It wouldn't be the case at all-
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-They don't tend to venture into other worlds-
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-With ease, they were obviously mere mooks-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Dog was doing well, but Cat's pride got the best of him thinking he would do better-

-It wouldn't be the case at all-
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-They don't tend to venture into other worlds-
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-With ease, they were obviously mere mooks-

"First successfully decorated cake goes to Jenny and Arnold, then. "
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"They're the Goddesses of Hyrule, what reason would they have to do that?"

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"And Volga finished the base off by setting any explosives aflame."

 

[Deleted member]

Isis: -chuckles- "And what makes you think I'll just stand there and take it?"

-Yukari does something to stop her?-

-Just a little magecraft to use part of Ran and Chen's energy with her own to bind her with a magic circle-

-It's why she brought them, but throwing them was just her trolling-

Whether you take it head on or not, the result will be the same.

 

[Digital Hazard]

"First successfully decorated cake goes to Jenny and Arnold, then. "
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"They're the Goddesses of Hyrule, what reason would they have to do that?"

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"And Volga finished the base off by setting any explosives aflame."

-Arnold glad to have won this, and so is Farore-
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-Exactly, their business here is just to be gratefu for those that are saving their butts-
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-The mechas that were being built exploded-

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-Arnold glad to have won this, and so is Farore-
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-Exactly, their business here is just to be gratefu for those that are saving their butts-
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-The mechas that were being built exploded-

"They'll need to do it again to win the minigame, however."

"Round 2!"

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"Indeed. Hmm...they hadn't paid much attention to Fi's whereabouts, have they?"
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"Undyne thought it was a highly satisfying sight to witness."

"Volga flew out of the base as it blew up, other parts of it simply burning down."

 

[Digital Hazard]

"They'll need to do it again to win the minigame, however."

"Round 2!"

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"Indeed. Hmm...they hadn't paid much attention to Fi's whereabouts, have they?"
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"Undyne thought it was a highly satisfying sight to witness."

"Volga flew out of the base as it blew up, other parts of it simply burning down."

-This time Dog did it and actually managed to do a good job-
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-Right now, not much...-
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Amakusa: "Let's hope it's the last time that base rose up"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

-This time Dog did it and actually managed to do a good job-
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-Right now, not much...-
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Amakusa: "Let's hope it's the last time that base rose up"

"Leading to a temporary tie. Round 3!"

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"What about before they came here, but after Chaldea arrived in the world they oversee?"
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They won't be causing problems for anyone else ever again.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Just a little magecraft to use part of Ran and Chen's energy with her own to bind her with a magic circle-

-It's why she brought them, but throwing them was just her trolling-

Whether you take it head on or not, the result will be the same.

Isis: "I... I can't move!"

Palu: "Only her sound is binded, right? Not the body?"

 

[Deleted member]

Isis: "I... I can't move!"

Palu: "Only her sound is binded, right? Not the body?"

-I'm confused how this works as well-

 

[Digital Hazard]

"Leading to a temporary tie. Round 3!"

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"What about before they came here, but after Chaldea arrived in the world they oversee?"
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They won't be causing problems for anyone else ever again.

-Viciously each team glares at each there-
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-They've been focusing too much on panicking to make much time on her-
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Martha: "Well said... Now let's hope Isis is gone"

Isis: "I... I can't move!"

Palu: "Only her sound is binded, right? Not the body?"

Yukari: "The body should be frozen"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Yukari: "The body should be frozen"

Palu: "Oh, was just asking to see if you wanted to preserve it."

 

[Digital Hazard]

Palu: "Oh, was just asking to see if you wanted to preserve it."

Yukari: "I would rather, but she also told me to not hold back..."

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Yukari: "I would rather, but she also told me to not hold back..."

Palu: "Is she here?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Palu: "Is she here?"

Yukari: "Back in the Fortress"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Yukari: "Back in the Fortress"

Palu: "Then what's stopping you?"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Palu: "Then what's stopping you?"

Yukari: "Nothing, but I thought you'd like to take some shots too"

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Yukari: "Nothing, but I thought you'd like to take some shots too"

Palu: -chuckled at that one-

 

[Digital Hazard]

Palu: -chuckled at that one-

-Speaking of, Yukari did take some shots at Isis-

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

-Speaking of, Yukari did take some shots at Isis-

Isis: "That's so cheap! Perfect for a sloth like you!"

 

[Digital Hazard]

Isis: "That's so cheap! Perfect for a sloth like you!"

Yukari: "But it's effective and you can't deny that" -some more cheap stuff-