Some dumb roleplay thread, I guess (Warning, it's not dumb)

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"So he heads in that direction, retracing his steps once more."

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"Rouxls Kaard returned, entering through another pillar of light."


Halt! Thoust insects crawling about shall progress no further!
-Found!-
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-The plant lunged its pot at him while he wasn't looking- :V
 

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-Found!-
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-The plant lunged its pot at him while he wasn't looking- :V
Hey, soldier!

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"Hit in his gut."

OUCHETH! Insignificant pest! I will show thou what it means to feel pain! Thou all mayeth cheatedeth through mine puzzles, but in COMBAT, thou shalt be scattered about! Come, knaves! Prepareth for battle with...

"A giant, armored spider-like creature was summoned through another door of light. It looked like this, except instead of carrying an astronaut, it was alone. Instead, it wore a crown."


...Whatever this is!
 
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Hey, soldier!

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"Hit in his gut."

OUCHETH! Insignificant pest! I will show thou what it means to feel pain! Thou all mayeth cheatedeth through mine puzzles, but in COMBAT, thou shalt be scattered about! Come, knaves! Prepareth for battle with...

"A giant, armored spider-like creature was summoned through another door of light. It looked like this, except instead of carrying an astronaut, it was alone. Instead, it wore a crown."


...Whatever this is!
Skull: "Hm? Oh, it's you..."
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-It's a good thing Kamui isn't with this group, she would be terrified- :V

Don: "W-What is that?!"
 

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Luka: "Are you blind or something? We have beated things you wouldn't begin to think o-!"

Marvelous: "Let him be. I don't like his tongue, but let him do this one so we have to move less" :V
-and so Rook just quickly rushed at the robots-

-it threw a punch, which he just kicked out of his way-

-it punched with another arm, which Rook used at a platform to launch himself upward before doing a divekick right at the robot's helmet-

-all while keeping his arms folded-
 
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-and so Rook just quickly rushed at the robots-

-it threw a punch, which he just kicked out of his way-

-it punched with another arm, which Rook used at a platform to launch himself upward before doing a divekick right at the robot's helmet-

-all while keeping his arms folded-
Gai: "Woah! That's so cool!" -Blasted a Silver Sentry down-
 

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Skull: "Hm? Oh, it's you..."
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-It's a good thing Kamui isn't with this group, she would be terrified- :V

Don: "W-What is that?!"
Yup, it's me!
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Frankly, I have no idea! But I hath captured it, and with my Control Crowne, it shalt do mine bidding! It is feeling pain right now, and it will ease it by calming itself...which it shall do by inflicting even more pain upon YOU! Geh heh heh ha ha ha ha!

"The spider-like creature started walking towards them slowly, making bizarre roars every now and then."
 

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Gai: "Woah! That's so cool!" -Blasted a Silver Sentry down-
-but he's not done yet, as he performs a series of kicks at the robot before...-


-all while keeping his arms crossed-

(it sounded cool in my head)

-the robot tried to get back up, but it was too damaged-

-the helmet it wore, however, took a life of its own by leaving its head and flying!-
 
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Yup, it's me!
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Frankly, I have no idea! But I hath captured it, and with my Control Crowne, it shalt do mine bidding! It is feeling pain right now, and it will ease it by calming itself...which it shall do by inflicting even more pain upon YOU! Geh heh heh ha ha ha ha!

"The spider-like creature started walking towards them slowly, making bizarre roars every now and then."
Skull: "I thought you would remain with them"
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Don: "S-Stay away from me!" -Shoots at it wildly with two pistols-
-but he's not done yet, as he performs a series of kicks at the robot before...-


-all while keeping his arms crossed-

(it sounded cool in my head)

-the robot tried to get back up, but it was too damaged-

-the helmet it wore, however, took a life of its own by leaving its head and flying!-
-Gai attempted shooting at it-
 

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Skull: "I thought you would remain with them"
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Don: "S-Stay away from me!" -Shoots at it wildly with two pistols-
I was gonna, but if I went out in the open and fought alongside them, my cover would be blown! Besides, I need to know something important!
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"It's armored shell protects it."

"Opal's arrows seemed unable to directly harm it as well, remarkably."

"It's getting closer..."
 
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-so the helmet goes for him-
Gai: "W-Wait, what?" -Going off-
I was gonna, but if I went out in the open and fought alongside them, my cover would be blown! Besides, I need to know something important!
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"It's armored shell protects it."

"Opal's arrows seemed unable to directly harm it as well, remarkably."

"It's getting closer..."
Skull: "I see, understandable"
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Don: -Starting to run- Crap! I don't know what to so!
 

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Skull: "I see, understandable"
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Don: -Starting to run- Crap! I don't know what to so!
"Before anything else, can he be sure this is the exact same sentry who helped them earlier?"
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"It roars again as it pulls off what looks like some kind of kind of flamethrower with one of it's pincers, the creature's entire armor turning red as it does."
 
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Gai: -Attempts to shoot it-
"Before anything else, can he be sure this is the exact same sentry who helped them earlier?"
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"It roars again as it pulls off what looks like some kind of kind of flamethrower with one of it's pincers, the creature's entire armor turning red as it does."
-Same voice, so yeah- :p
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Don: "... I wanna be home..."
 

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Skull: "What is it?"
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-Don runs off but is caught on the fire-
I overheard from a discussion of theirs that Ms. Rita has a magical hold on you Rangers, so if any of the Rangers ever fought back or displeased her, she could turn you into corpses really easily. There isn't some way to stop her magic, is there?

"He whispered all of that quietly, so as to not risk Skull's safety."
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"It keeps spraying the fire at other people in it's vicinity."
 
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-So what does the head do?-

Ahim: "Ugh..."
I overheard from a discussion of theirs that Ms. Rita has a magical hold on you Rangers, so if any of the Rangers ever fought back or displeased her, she could turn you into corpses really easily. There isn't some way to stop her magic, is there?

"He whispered all of that quietly, so as to not risk Skull's safety."
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"It keeps spraying the fire at other people in it's vicinity."
Skull: "... Sadly no. Else the resistance I belong to would have stolen her equipment years ago"
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-And Donald sees it going to his nephews-
 
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