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"He's contemplating that"

"With a wand in his hand, he'll want to use his own power and army to take on Mewni's knights and mages; but he still doesn't know too well how to use the wand...."
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"It hurt; badly"

"Being a Servant is all did anything to reduce the immense damage it dealt"

(M-Medusa.....?)
-If only he had something like, say, a book of spells to learn...-
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-In a fourth wall break, 2/3 of her HP bar immediately depleted, since her having E-ranked endurance didn't help her case either-

Medusa: "I'm...Fine...!"
Palu: "Go ahead then."
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Hinoka: "I... I've got nothing special."

-meanwhile, Kamui gets to Jeanne-
Ana: "Um...I like swimming, but there is no pool here..."
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Erika: "But you can ride a pegasus!"
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Jeanne: -Doing Ruler things-
 
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You're not a complete abomination.......you're just some lost soulless brat who got a lucky chance to abuse a great power.......you'd be nothing without determination.....why do you even follow Chara and call her your best friend when you can't feel care for anyone or ANYTHING else?! You said it yourself! Everything else is meaningless and boring! Who's to say either of you wouldn't try to kill each other if one of you just happened to be in the other's way?! Where would you two "best friends" be then?! HUH?!

"Chara's busy fighting the others, so she doesn't overhear any of this or try to attack Alphys"

-If only he had something like, say, a book of spells to learn...-
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-In a fourth wall break, 2/3 of her HP bar immediately depleted, since her having E-ranked endurance didn't help her case either-

Medusa: "I'm...Fine...!"
Ludo: Some way to learn some new spells would be nice.....but I don't know if I'm ever going to have access to that any time soon. Maybe if we snuck into Butterfly Castle.....

"He could then hear a voice calling out to him....."

Ludo: Huh? What was that?

"Looking at his wand, which is glowing...."

Ludo: You.........you can talk?

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"Chara teleported behind her and tried to strike her again"

"Eevee is scared for everyone, but especially her, because he now knows he can't even touch Chara"
 
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Palu: "We could try to make one..."
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Hinoka: "Yeah... I guess."
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Kamui: "Jeanne?"
Ana: "At this time...?"
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Erika: "Why do you feel you're not special...?" -Sounds worried-
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Jeanne: "Hi, Kamui..."
Ludo: Some way to learn some new spells would be nice.....but I don't know if I'm ever going to have access to that any time soon. Maybe if we snuck into Butterfly Castle.....

"He could then hear a voice calling out to him....."

Ludo: Huh? What was that?

"Looking at his wand, which is glowing...."

Ludo: You.........you can talk?

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"Chara teleported behind her and tried to strike her again"

"Eevee is scared for everyone, but especially her, because he now knows he can't even touch Chara"
-The bounty hunter simply watches, letting the events unfold according to what they stablished-
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-Medusa could barely duck miraculously this time-

Medusa: "Damn you, what even is your problem...?"
 
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-The bounty hunter simply watches, letting the events unfold according to what they stablished-
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-Medusa could barely duck miraculously this time-

Medusa: "Damn you, what even is your problem...?"
Ludo: Huh.......well, I didn't expect this. What do you know? Do you have anything to tell me? What was that?

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Oh, do you want to know what "my problem" is.......?

Humanity.

Humanity is awful. The rest of everything and everyone is no better....

.....Someone once taught me that killing was my very reasoning for my continued existence. They were my guide, yet a conflicted one, that never knew what they truly wanted. But I've never forgotten the important lesson they still taught me. I came back once again.... so I could follow through on it.
 
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Ludo: Huh.......well, I didn't expect this. What do you know? Do you have anything to tell me? What was that?

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Oh, do you want to know what "my problem" is.......?

Humanity.

Humanity is awful. The rest of everything and everyone is no better....

.....Someone once taught me that killing was my very reasoning for my continued existence. They were my guide, yet a conflicted one, that never knew what they truly wanted. But I've never forgotten the important lesson they still taught me. I came back once again.... so I could follow through on it.
-Something that should be useful to him...-
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Medusa: "...All I'm getting is that you're a very disturbed Viridi...

And that some emo decided to doctrinate you in their "life sucks so everything must go down with me" philosophy"

Don: "You are wrong, there is so much great things out there..."
 
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You're not a complete abomination.......you're just some lost soulless brat who got a lucky chance to abuse a great power.......you'd be nothing without determination.....why do you even follow Chara and call her your best friend when you can't feel care for anyone or ANYTHING else?! You said it yourself! Everything else is meaningless and boring! Who's to say either of you wouldn't try to kill each other if one of you just happened to be in the other's way?! Where would you two "best friends" be then?! HUH?!

"Chara's busy fighting the others, so she doesn't overhear any of this or try to attack Alphys"
S-She'd never do that...

Ana: "At this time...?"
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Erika: "Why do you feel you're not special...?" -Sounds worried-
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Jeanne: "Hi, Kamui..."
Palu: "Sure." :)
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Hinoka: "Don't worry about it."
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Kamui: "Are you alright?" -brought snacks because gluttons :p-
 
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-Something that should be useful to him...-
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Medusa: "...All I'm getting is that you're a very disturbed Viridi...

And that some emo decided to doctrinate you in their "life sucks so everything must go down with me" philosophy"

Don: "You are wrong, there is so much great things out there..."
Ludo: Girls, get this! A powerful new minion, and learning something new about my wand, all in the same day! "Laughs" This is delightful!
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"She threw knives in there direction the moments they finished talking"

You know NOTHING about what you're preaching. I figured out how terrible humanity was on my own. The only thing I was taught....is how great killing is.

S-She'd never do that...

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How do you know she hasn't already? Think about it........Don't you remember all those saved timelines? You weren't always alone. You don't remember everything..... How do you know if they never took a bad path just like yourself?

"Gaster was almost stunned hearing all this"
 

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How do you know she hasn't already? Think about it........Don't you remember all those saved timelines? You weren't always alone. You don't remember everything..... How do you know if they never took a bad path just like yourself?

"Gaster was almost stunned hearing all this"
U-Um... Whatever. This one is still my friend!
 
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U-Um... Whatever. This one is still my friend!
UH huh........the same f-friend who's untimely death led to.......l-led to.......

"She's nervous beyond the telling of it, not certain if she really wants anyone else to know this yet or risk having others view her differently if she reveals the true reason why she knows.......but gathers up her courage, remembering everything those she's cared about have told her; her girlfriend, her mentor, her human friend, everyone who's shown her compassion, support and love....and says what she truly wants to."

............Led to your OWN death?!

Who are you talking abo-

...........Asriel..........Prince Asriel?!

(It....it all makes sense. Chara and Flowey are best friends, yet Flowey never felt any care towards anyone else but her........at first I didn't understand why.....but Alphys figured it out; he was already a close friend to her in a past life!........My God........but....wait, how did all this even happen? Why is the Prince.....how did this happen to him?!)
 

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UH huh........the same f-friend who's untimely death led to.......l-led to.......

"She's nervous beyond the telling of it, not certain if she really wants anyone else to know this yet or risk having others view her differently if she reveals the true reason why she knows.......but gathers up her courage, remembering everything those she's cared about have told her; her girlfriend, her mentor, her human friend, everyone who's shown her compassion, support and love....and says what she truly wants to."

............Led to your OWN death?!

Who are you talking abo-

...........Asriel..........Prince Asriel?!

(It....it all makes sense. Chara and Flowey are best friends, yet Flowey never felt any care towards anyone else but her........at first I didn't understand why.....but Alphys figured it out; he was already a close friend to her in a past life!........My God........but....wait, how did all this even happen? Why is the Prince.....how did this happen to him?!)
You... what? -stopped attacking-

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-awwwwwwww~-
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Hinoka: "..."
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Kamui: "Hungry?" -hands a snack-
-It makes the Lancer get a slight smile-
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Erika: "Why do you think that....?"
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Jeanne: "Oh, thank you" -Takes it-
Ludo: Girls, get this! A powerful new minion, and learning something new about my wand, all in the same day! "Laughs" This is delightful!
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"She threw knives in there direction the moments they finished talking"

You know NOTHING about what you're preaching. I figured out how terrible humanity was on my own. The only thing I was taught....is how great killing is.
-The bounty hunter simply nodded at what anyone would take as someone being crazy-

-Albeit it partially being crazy-
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Don: "You are wrong! Do you know how it feels to get your world destroyed or conquered leaving you no option but piracy? Well, I was kind of made into it, but still! I know well what it means to be hopeless and having to deal with that, you brat!"

-Usually wouldn't speak like this, but her attitude in saying that really clicked something on him-
 
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Palu: She's adorable...
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Hinoka: "It's just..." -sighs- "I guess I'm feeling a bit self-conscious."
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Kamui: -looks at the drawings-
-She must be protected at all costs...-
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Erika: "Self-conscious? What does that mean?"
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-She sees a perfectly made self-portrait of Jeanne first-
 
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-indeed-
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Hinoka: "... Don't worry about it."
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Kamui: "Whoa..." -comparing it by looking at the real Jeanne-
-Especially from other Athenas and Poseidons-
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Erika: "But if it makes Auntie sad, it makes me sad too..."
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-A perfect match-

Jeanne: "The child version of da Vinci introduced me to it. She said it's a good way to deal with stress..."
 

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-Especially from other Athenas and Poseidons-
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Erika: "But if it makes Auntie sad, it makes me sad too..."
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-A perfect match-

Jeanne: "The child version of da Vinci introduced me to it. She said it's a good way to deal with stress..."
-and anyone who tries to harm her in general-
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Hinoka: "... That kid is too cute..."

Camilla: "I know, right~?"
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Kamui: "And you're really talented at it."
 
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-and anyone who tries to hamr her in general-
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Hinoka: "... That kind is too cute..."

Camilla: "I know, right~?"
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Kamui: "And you're really talented at it."
-Just like how she always made sure to have Andersen keep his distance from Alice-
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Erika: "If you're not going to tell me...I'll still try to make sure Auntie Hinoka feels better!"
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Jeanne: "Do you really believe that? I just have been doing it out of fun, but I never considered if I'm talented..."
 
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-Just like how she always made sure to have Andersen keep his distance from Alice-
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Erika: "If you're not going to tell me...I'll still try to make sure Auntie Hinoka feels better!"
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Jeanne: "Do you really believe that? I justt have been doing it out of fun, but I never considered if I'm talented..."
-indeed-
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Hinoka: "Awwww~" :)
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Kamui: "Look at yourself with a mirror, then look at this drawing." -showing the self-portrait-
 
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-indeed-
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Hinoka: "Awwww~" :)
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Kamui: "Look at yourself with a mirror, then look at this drawing." -showing the self-portrait-
-Speaking of Andersen, he was recently resummoned, and he was in a worse mood than usual-
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Erika: "I'll do whatever Auntie wants to do!"
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Jeanne: "I think I could compare it later..."

-Next she sees a drawing of Link mounting his Master Cycle on a road with a mountainside-
 

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-Speaking of Andersen, he was recently resummoned, and he was in a worse mood than usual-
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Erika: "I'll do whatever Auntie wants to do!"
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Jeanne: "I think I could compare it later..."

-Next she sees a drawing of Link mounting his Master Cycle on a road with a mountainside-
-dang-
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Hinoka: "Well..."
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-in the same style as BotW's artwork-

Kamui: "Whoa..."
 
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-dang-
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Hinoka: "Well..."
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-in the same style as BotW's artwork-

Kamui: "Whoa..."
Andersen: "We're so going to die..." -Slams head against table-

Oui: -Just resummoned too- "What a bright ray of sunshine"
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Erika: "?"
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-Next page shows Wolf holding the Master Sword while riding Epona-
 

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Andersen: "We're so going to die..." -Slams head against table-

Oui: -Just resummoned too- "What a bright ray of sunshine"
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Erika: "?"
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-Next page shows Wolf holding the Master Sword while riding Epona-
LOL
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-she thinking-
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-in TP's artstyle-

Kamui: "Whoa..."
 
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Harleen: "You okay, kiddo?"
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Hinoka: "Maybe you'd like to see my spar with Camilla?"
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Kamui: "They all look so wonderful."
Andersen: "You think I
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Erika: -Claps- "I'd love to see it!"
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Jeanne: "T-Thanks. I was trying to draw your sister flying next now..."
 

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Andersen: "You think I
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Erika: -Claps- "I'd love to see it!"
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Jeanne: "T-Thanks. I was trying to draw your sister flying next now..."
What?
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Camilla: "Let's do it then~"
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Kamui: "You're really talented at this. You should make it a career."
 
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What?
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Camilla: "Let's do it then~"
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Kamui: "You're really talented at this. You should make it a career."
Andersen: "You think I would be okay when we're close to die?! And I'm not a kid! I'm 70 years old!"
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-Erika sits excited while being hold by Papa-
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Jeanne: "A career? You think others would like my art that much?"
 
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Andersen: "You think I would be okay when we're close to die?! And I'm not a kid!I'm 70 years old!"
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-Erika sits excited while being hold by Papa-
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Jeanne: "A career? You think others would like my art that much?"
Harleen: :rolleyes:
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-d'awwwwww~-
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Kamui: "I'm certain of it."
 
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Harleen: :rolleyes:
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-d'awwwwww~-
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Kamui: "I'm certain of it."
Andersen: "What?" -Grumbles- "You know what? Whatever!"
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Erika: "You can Auntie Hinoka! Um...Good look too, Auntie Camilla!"
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Jeanne: "Hmmm..." -Starting to consider it- "Think you could pose for me as you asked?"
 

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Andersen: "What?" -Grumbles- "You know what? Whatever!"
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Erika: "You can Auntie Hinoka! Um...Good look too, Auntie Camilla!"
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Jeanne: "Hmmm..." -Starting to consider it- "Think you could pose for me as you asked?"
-Kiara back?-
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-they have their weapon of choice-
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Kamui: "Gladly." :)
 
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-Kiara back?-
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-they have their weapon of choice-
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Kamui: "Gladly." :)
-She was back long ago-

-It doesn't helps him at all-
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-Because of their edges they're close enough to swords to enter Shirou's Reality Marble on sight, and Shirou can tell impressing them in combat will prove the challenge-

BB: -In there in case someone gets hurt- "Ready? Go~!"
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-10 minutes later, Jeanne makes a rough sketch of her in this pose-
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net...er_Card.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150916005731
 

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-She was back long ago-

-It doesn't helps him at all-
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-Because of their edges they're close enough to swords to enter Shirou's Reality Marble on sight, and Shirou can tell impressing them in combat will prove the challenge-

BB: -In there in case someone gets hurt- "Ready? Go~!"
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-10 minutes later, Jeanne makes a rough sketch of her in this pose-
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net...er_Card.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150916005731
-kek-
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-Hinoka immediately rushes in-
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Kamui: "Whoa..."
 
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You... what? -stopped attacking-

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When I heard everything about Chara, I........I started piecing things together. It wasn't hard to figure out who you were....when she turned out to be the only perseon you called a friend....


-The bounty hunter simply nodded at what anyone would take as someone being crazy-

-Albeit it partially being crazy-
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Don: "You are wrong! Do you know how it feels to get your world destroyed or conquered leaving you no option but piracy? Well, I was kind of made into it, but still! I know well what it means to be hopeless and having to deal with that, you brat!"

-Usually wouldn't speak like this, but her attitude in saying that really clicked something on him-
"Of course, there is more truth to it than insanity...."

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Of course I know what it's like having your whole world destroyed. I've done it before.
 
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