Social Social Thread - Please Read Last Post

[Wademan94]

I don’t enforce the rules, I just make em.

You ain’t an admin or a mod.

 

[DerpingPikachu]

Just when I think it might be safe to start posting again

 

[Zinith]

Y'all can always try old reliable:

Spoiler

"OH NO!!! My account was hacked!!!

 

[Wademan94]

blocked blocked blocked. all of you are blocked, none of you are free of sin

I’m a good boy. Honest!

 

[Shroob]

Mythra: banned for lood art

Snake: acts like an animal in heat and is k

Mmmm

 

[SnakeFighter64]

You need a better outlet.

I’m not a prude I just know there are better places to get sexual than goddamn smashboards dot net.

Hence the new years resolution.

Okay, it's not literally to get laid, but I realized a while ago I have a crush on my best friend from high school and every day I'm working up the courage to ask him out, or at least to hang out.

Mythra: banned for lood art

Snake: acts like an animal in heat and is k

Mmmm

You sir, just earned 20 house points.

 

[Shroob]

Hence the new years resolution.

Okay, it's not literally to get laid, but I realized a while ago I have a crush on my best friend from high school and every day I'm working up the courage to ask him out, or at least to hang out.

You sir, just earned 20 house points.

I don't want your social credit, Winnie

 

[Mamboo07]

blocked blocked blocked. all of you are blocked, none of you are free of sin

I'm a good poyo boyo.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

I don't want your social credit, Winnie

I don't get the reference. I only know the bare minimum about Harry Potter.

 

[Dutch Raikuna]

Some people here by like....

 

[Noipoi]

Hence the new years resolution.

Okay, it's not literally to get laid, but I realized a while ago I have a crush on my best friend from high school and every day I'm working up the courage to ask him out, or at least to hang out.

You sir, just earned 20 house points.

Just ask him out already and spare us this suffering.

If you don’t I’ll give you a knuckle sandwich.

 

[Shroob]

I don't get the reference. I only know the bare minimum about Harry Potter.

.....Snake lmao

 

[Noipoi]

These nibbas outta pocket

 

[Z25]

No, just be good.

And you weren't very good earlier today.

So we're getting a Fire Emblem: HEROES rep now.

Implying Anna or Alfonse wouldn’t hype. Shareena too

 

[Wademan94]

Implying Anna or Alfonse wouldn’t hype. Shareena too

Actually the idea I had for Anna moveset wouldn’t be too dissimilar to Byleth with the different weapons.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Just ask him out already and spare us this suffering.

If you don’t I’ll give you a knuckle sandwich.

He's back home and I'm in a different city for college. Can't exactly... do that.

And you do know that most of the lewdposting is me trolling right?

 

[Z25]

Mythra: banned for lood art

Snake: acts like an animal in heat and is k

Mmmm

To be fair said art was being distributed to minors. A big legal no no

 

[SnakeFighter64]

.....Snake lmao

.....
what?

 

[Noipoi]

He's back home and I'm in a different city for college. Can't exactly... do that.

And you do know that most of the lewdposting is me trolling right?

You want cheese on that knuckle sandwich? Turkey?

 

[SnakeFighter64]

You want cheese on that knuckle sandwich? Turkey?

Cheese goes good on everything!

 

[Zinith]

To be fair, China probably knows just as much about Harry Potter as Snake

 

[Noipoi]

To be fair, China probably knows just as much about Harry Potter as Snake

Yer a Triceratops, Harry.

 

[Wademan94]

To be fair, China probably knows just as much about Harry Potter as Snake

My favorite Harry Potter character, Red Flik.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Y'all are prudes.

Fine. I'll shut it.

Girl, I'm a Fire Emblem fan, call me a prude and I'll call you a JRPG fangirl

 

[SnakeFighter64]

To be fair, China probably knows just as much about Harry Potter as Snake

I watched the first.... 5 movies? on dvd. Then my mom cancelled that part of our Netflix Subscription. But I barely remember anything. I gave it a shot because it was in LEGO Dimensions but... it just wasn't my thing.

 

[Dutch Raikuna]

Y'all need Chika in your life.

 

[Shroob]

.....
what?

You see Winnie and Social Credit in the same sentence and you think it's a Harry Potter joke? Lol

 

[SnakeFighter64]

You see Winnie and Social Credit in the same sentence and you think it's a Harry Potter joke? Lol

Well that's what I was referencing and I obviously don't know what you're talking about? Is it some sort of anime? How many words are in it's title?

 

[Shroob]

Well that's what I was referencing and I obviously don't know what you're talking about? Is it some sort of anime? How many words are in it's title?

Snake it's China.

Winnie the Pooh

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Snake it's China.

Winnie the Pooh

Wait what.... OOOOOOH! I get it now!

Why did you make a China joke?

 

[Shroob]

Wait what.... OOOOOOH! I get it now!

Why did you make a China joke?

You mentioned house points

Reminded me of all the "you get x amount of social credit" memes

 

[SnakeFighter64]

You mentioned house points

Reminded me of all the "you get x amount of social credit" memes

Oh....

well that was an entertaining sidetrack.

Anyway, BOOBS!

 

[Shroob]

Oh....

well that was an entertaining sidetrack.

Anyway, BOOBS!

God ****ing damnit

 

[Wademan94]

I’ll bet Snake’s probably jealous of Winnie the Pooh because he doesn’t have to wear pants.

 

[Noipoi]

Oh....

well that was an entertaining sidetrack.

Anyway, BOOBS!

Keep going and Rillaboom’ll be confirmed any day now.

 

[Shadowwolflink]

I feel so defeated.View attachment 258642

Are those 1 litre bottles of pineapple Crush?! What the ****?! Here in Canada that's a seasonal drink that you can only get in certain places in smaller sizes.

 

[Wademan94]

Are those 1 litre bottles of pineapple Crush?! What the ****?! Here in Canada that's a seasonal drink that you can only get in certain places in smaller sizes.

Huh, they’re pretty common in the US in places like supermarkets and gas stations

 

[Aurane]

See the thing about sexual gags is that you have to spit them out, then let it be. You can't just rapid fire them.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Shameless plug of my AMA

https://smashboards.com/threads/semi-weekly-ama-hat-n-clogs.498189/#post-23796870

Feel free to ask me anything, as expected lol

 

[SnakeFighter64]

I’ll bet Snake’s probably jealous of Winnie the Pooh because he doesn’t have to wear pants.

DEFINATLY not. I'm not perfect yet. I don't want to expose people to THAT. Uhg! I almost vomited.

Keep going and Rillaboom’ll be confirmed any day now.

I'm done. We can talk about something else. Just try not to open any doors.