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Fixed - no clue how this keeps happening
- Pepsi
- Mups
- Mayro
- The Bob
- Pac
- I'm Chuck E, I'm Chuck E
- Pokémon
- Dragon Ball
- TMNT
- WarioWare
Animal Planet - Horse, Lion, Shark (all wheelless bikes)
This is a certified photorealistic moment.
Monster Hunter
Rathalos (Wheelless Kart)
Palamute (Wheelless Bike)
Zinogre (Wheelless Bike)
The Kentucky Derby - Secretariat, Pegasus, Gay Crusader (wheeless bikes)
I just think it would be really funny to have a vehicle named Gay Crusader
That would be great for a full DK season since there's lots of content to pull from.
strawpoll.com
Unfortunately I don't think I can allow Lincoln or Bellhop Goomba - the prior is only a Mario character by technicality and the latter is basically just an alternate costume for an already-submitted character. I totally love the ideas though, and everything else is fine!ech **** it may as well give it a shot
Mario Racer #01: Gooper Blooper
First Appearance: Super Mario Sunshine (2002)
Having never yet had the opportunity to cram his beautiful, bloated, ink-filled body into a kart before, I feel this is the perfect time for our tropical terrorizer to finally come back to a state of fame. A unique heavyweight with plenty of gooey animation potential, as well as personality to feed the 5,000, if God had a face, this is what it would look like. Gooper Blooper would be perfectly suited to this game. To any game. He is already, after all, a tennis expert. He is well-suited, in truth, to any media, or indeed any situation. You arrive at a funeral? Gooper Blooper carries the coffin. He sheds tears of ink that stain the carpet beneath his tentacles. You arrive at a fancy Parisian restaurant? Your waiter is Gooper Blooper. He's serving meals all over the room simultaneously (and there's no seafood) but he speaks French absolutely flawlessly. You find yourself falling from an unfortunately timed plane crash? He will catch you and nurse you to health on a remote island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, and then he'll do the same for anyone else, and would keep written correspondence in the form of letters with you until the day he dies. If there is a being more well suited to brutalising Garfield with a rocket launcher whilst driving the DeLorean through Disneyland Paris, they are a delusion, and you need therapy. Gooper Blooper is everything you could ever need and more.
Mario Racer #02: Bellhop Goomba
First Appearance: New Super Mario Bros. U (2012)
People seem to like Hotel Mario, or at least my YouTube recommended circa 2009, so it only made sense to include an iconic character from this iconic game - Bellhop Goomba from Wendy's Blitz Snarlton Hotel (Stage 5), who is well-recognised for their mysterious ability to move large bags without arms and their exceptionally dapper fit. And hey, who doesn't like Goombas?
Mario Racer #03: Ninji
First Appearance: Super Mario Bros. 2 (1988)
A character unique in some ways due to their recent resurgence, Ninji would be an awesome little guy to see included. Being basically a ninja, you can probably imagine he'll have plenty of acrobatic moves - and the history here helps too. Hey, Super Mario Bros. 2 is an awesome game to represent, and doing so by including a unique pick that isn't just Shyguy again is pretty cool in my mind.
Mario Racer #04: Blue Toad & Bubble Baby Yoshi
First Appearance: New Super Mario Bros. Wii (2009) & New Super Mario Bros. U (2012)
Okay so whilst this seems like a weird choice, my concept here is that Blue Toad (the character, not just "a blue Toad") is babysitting a Bubble Baby Yoshi. Why Blue Toad? Well, Toad's had a strong pedigree of being blue, all the way back to Super Mario Bros. 2, but the character has also been around since the Wii era. Also, baby Yoshis have been around for ages too - but Bubble Baby Yoshi specifically is a more recent creation. This might be odd, but this pair do have a degree of pedigree whilst also being semi-promotional!
Mario Racer #05: Bob-Omb Buddies
First Appearance: Super Mario 64 (1996)
Nobody ever shuts up about Super Mario 64, and for good reason! It's a particularly important game in both Mario's and the gaming industry's history, and so it makes a lot of sense to include an iconic character from the series. As such, I'm suggesting a pair of Bob-Omb Buddies - alongside a cannon. When they're driving around, the Buddies will drive - but using an item, they'll fire it out of the cannon due to their lack of arms! Don't worry, they won't detonate.
Mario Racer #06: Abraham Lincoln
First Appearance: Mario's Time Machine (1993)
One of the standout members of Mario's Time Machine's star-studded cast, Abraham Lincoln is a character recognised the world over for... some other stuff I guess. Unfortunately, Bowser stole his spectacles, so Mario had to travel in time to rescue them! Also, he was seen as so important that he was added to Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS & Wii U as a playable character, getting his own splash screen. Few characters in the Mario series have so much history!
look, a lot of the good choices were already taken
1. jurassic park (dinosaurs are very cool)
2. my undersized pony (honrse)
3. kentucky derby (honrse to)
Goomba
Daisy
Koopalings
Nabbit
Prince Peasley
Vivian
- Jurassic
- Derby
- Animal Planet
Toad
Birdo
Shy Guy
King Boo
Piranha Plant
Lakitu
Koopa Troopa
Petey Piranha
Dry Bones
King Bob-omb
Whomp
1. Mon Hunter
2. Animal Planet
3. Dragons
Kart Babies
Honey Queen
Funky Kong
Peachette
The Mario Brothers
Polterpup
1. MLP
2. Derby
3. How To Train Your Dragon
Votes
- Jurassic Park
- Animal Planet
- Kentucky Derby
Mario Characters
The Plumbing Pests (team racer including Shellcreeper, Sidestepper, and Fighter Fly)
Hammer Bro.
Boom Boom
Weird Mario
Roger the Potted Ghost
King Koopa (seperate from Bowser just so we can get one of his Super Show disguises as an alt)
1. Kentucky Derby
2. Monster Hunter
3. Animal Planet
Donkey Kong
Rocky Wrench
E. Gadd
Boo
Diddy Kong
Woody
Mouser
Baby Bros. (Duo of Baby Mario and Luigi)
DON BONGO HECC YEAHHHHHHH
Dr. Mario
Rex
Hookbill the Koopa
1. Jurassic Park
2. Kentucky Derby
3. MLP
Apologies toech **** it may as well give it a shot
Mario Racer #01: Gooper Blooper
First Appearance: Super Mario Sunshine (2002)
Having never yet had the opportunity to cram his beautiful, bloated, ink-filled body into a kart before, I feel this is the perfect time for our tropical terrorizer to finally come back to a state of fame. A unique heavyweight with plenty of gooey animation potential, as well as personality to feed the 5,000, if God had a face, this is what it would look like. Gooper Blooper would be perfectly suited to this game. To any game. He is already, after all, a tennis expert. He is well-suited, in truth, to any media, or indeed any situation. You arrive at a funeral? Gooper Blooper carries the coffin. He sheds tears of ink that stain the carpet beneath his tentacles. You arrive at a fancy Parisian restaurant? Your waiter is Gooper Blooper. He's serving meals all over the room simultaneously (and there's no seafood) but he speaks French absolutely flawlessly. You find yourself falling from an unfortunately timed plane crash? He will catch you and nurse you to health on a remote island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, and then he'll do the same for anyone else, and would keep written correspondence in the form of letters with you until the day he dies. If there is a being more well suited to brutalising Garfield with a rocket launcher whilst driving the DeLorean through Disneyland Paris, they are a delusion, and you need therapy. Gooper Blooper is everything you could ever need and more.
Mario Racer #02: Brighton & Twila
First Appearance: Mario Party 6 (2004)
OH NO! THE SUN AND MOON ARE HAVING A STRONGLY-WORDED ARGUMENT! Brighton and Twila, the hosts of the sixth Mario Party, being Mario Party 6, would race together as a pair. Also, I'd like to suggest that their animations would be a little... shall we say, challenging toward each other. Nonetheless, they're able to work together juuuust enough to succeed. (Usually.)
Mario Racer #03: Ninji
First Appearance: Super Mario Bros. 2 (1988)
A character unique in some ways due to their recent resurgence, Ninji would be an awesome little guy to see included. Being basically a ninja, you can probably imagine he'll have plenty of acrobatic moves - and the history here helps too. Hey, Super Mario Bros. 2 is an awesome game to represent, and doing so by including a unique pick that isn't just Shyguy again is pretty cool in my mind.
Mario Racer #04: Blue Toad & Bubble Baby Yoshi
First Appearance: New Super Mario Bros. Wii (2009) & New Super Mario Bros. U (2012)
Okay so whilst this seems like a weird choice, my concept here is that Blue Toad (the character, not just "a blue Toad") is babysitting a Bubble Baby Yoshi. Why Blue Toad? Well, Toad's had a strong pedigree of being blue, all the way back to Super Mario Bros. 2, but the character has also been around since the Wii era. Also, baby Yoshis have been around for ages too - but Bubble Baby Yoshi specifically is a more recent creation. This might be odd, but this pair do have a degree of pedigree whilst also being semi-promotional!
Mario Racer #05: Bob-Omb Buddies
First Appearance: Super Mario 64 (1996)
Nobody ever shuts up about Super Mario 64, and for good reason! It's a particularly important game in both Mario's and the gaming industry's history, and so it makes a lot of sense to include an iconic character from the series. As such, I'm suggesting a pair of Bob-Omb Buddies - alongside a cannon. When they're driving around, the Buddies will drive - but using an item, they'll fire it out of the cannon due to their lack of arms! Don't worry, they won't detonate.
Mario Racer #06: Fuzzy
First Appearance: Super Mario World 2 - Yoshi's Island (1995)
The sole species in the family Dudim Phreykunoutonthis, if you touch Fuzzy, you'll get dizzy. Prepare for unoriginal and farcical jokes about how the power-ups in the Mario series are subtle references to various kinds of drugs, because that's funny, and certainly didn't get old back in 2010! Oh, and don't think too much about the ethics of a newborn baby being exposed to hallucenogenics.
look, a lot of the good choices were already taken
1. jurassic park (dinosaurs are very cool)
2. my undersized pony (honrse)
3. kentucky derby (honrse to)
BlustersBest
for not saying this earlier, it somehow flew under my radar, but Dr. Mario won't be elegible for the same reason as Bellhop Goomba. Sorry
