Smash pharses most noobs won't get are..........

[fredymartinez1]

Here I'll start........
1. F smash they might confuse it with final smash....

 

[Iron Thorn]

jeez, not one of these threads again.

 

[Ilex]

2) Phrase.
3) Periods.

 

[Sean²]

They may confuse Captain Falcon with a normal man. Then their heart will explode.


Man, I can't believe I actually made a CF joke...I feel so dirty...

 

[superyoshi888]

AT. They will think (as I did...) it means Assist Trophy.

 

[Negi-Kun]

My friend gets confused with f air and f tilt. So I guess that counts?

 

[Thingy Person]

Gee, and they say only tourney***s are elitist.

 

[Dark Sonic]

Gee, and they say only tourney***s are elitist.

Umm...where did that come from? It's a joke thread dude.

4)Tech
5)shffl
6)Sweetspot
7)Sourspot
8)DI
9)SDI
10)ASDI

ect.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Sandbagging.
"No Johns"
And most of all, the Captain Falcon joke that menardi made. Classic n00b mistake...

 

[Overload]

Let's see a term smash noobs won't get, well if a brawl noob, then combo. If smash in general, DI would be one.

 

[Union of Darkness]

Holy pointless threads, Batman!

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

You got it union, this is just about the stupidest thread here... Instead of saying what they may not undeerstand, why not tell them what it means to help them out... Now there's an idea, even though there are already threads like this...

P.S. Props to Starry Might for the awesome new sig!

 

[samdaballer]

mango won pound 3

 

[Corigames]

No Johns
When they ask what that means I reply...
No Johns

vicious cycle

 

[Shirum]

Personally, I think some of the best non-newbie-friendly articles on here can be as confusing as medical textbooks.

So.

Insert term list here.

(Personally, I was confused by nair and fair, since they're real words.)

 

[Thingy Person]

This topic is a pharse!
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

Well, my cousin does not know what a back aerial is (let alone the word 'bair')

She probably would think RAR is Raccoon Armadillo Raccoons.

 

[Nowaytoeatatater]

I like where this topic is going.

 

[OmegaXXII]

DI
AI
wavedashing
F Smash
U air
No Johns

 

[Digimonkey]

Zamus and nolimar are not typos.

 

[Proud_Smash_N00b]

Melee > Brawl

 

[WilldaBeast]

My buddy didn't know the difference between a down tilt, down-smash and down air. Yeah.

 

[Frate]

My friends still don't know about teching, and they still think all characters can walljump in both melee and brawl.

 

[jinofcoolnes]

Ken combo,Teching,Nair,Wavelanding


and yes Melee>BrawlZ.

 

[billywill]

It pisses me off, my 2 noob friends think ROB is Wall-E. Every time they say Wall-E!!! I flip out on them, GOSH it makes me sooooo angry

 

[Proud_Smash_N00b]

**** (another way to call Ike)

 

[Negi-Kun]

^ Nice one

 

[SmashBrother2008]

They may confuse SSB with Super Saggy Balls. That's a real f**cking n00b!

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

One of my cousins does not know the difference between an fair and a bair.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

"Captain Falcon is not in Brawl."

I pity the fools, they're Falcon Punching with an imposter.

 

[Thingy Person]

One of my cousins does not know the difference between an fair and a bair.

Do they main Marth?