- There will be a game with Mario in it.
- New Smash DLC for CliffJumper, Feebas, and Binacle
- An HD remake of Mario Picross.
- New Rhythm Heaven Game for Wii U, unfortunately, it takes a lot of power to run, so it has no music.
- New Super Mario Bros 2 2 is announced, now with a coin cap of 7 Trillion
- Pikmin Shorts 4: The Moon landing was faked by the government
- The Legend of Link: A Zelda to the Past is announced. It's a game about what Zelda and the Sages in ALttP did while they were trapped in those crystals in the Dark World.
- Kirby's Life Simulator is announced, it's a game where Kirby eats, sleeps, and defeats evil abominations everyday. All you do to complete these tasks is mash A.
- A NEW Megaman game made by Sakurai! ... "Nah, I'm only kidding."
- Ridley confirmed... as a character appearing in Mario Kart 8's Third DLC Pack, which comes out in 2079
- A NEW F-ZERO GAME!
- AN HD REMAKE OF SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE! ... For the Ouya
- Another HD Remake, this time of Super Smash Bros Brawl for the Wii U
- Zelda U gets delayed so hard that it comes out in Ferbruary.
1986.
For the NES.
- Nintendo announces that they and all employees will be converting to a new religion: VirtualBoyism.
- Nintendo announces that they've sold the Star Fox IP to Sony, so it will be on the PS4
- Iwata admits that he is the muffin man
- Blargg888 gloats about how he knew it all along
- DLC for Smash Bro is announced. It will add the Dig-Dug theme and the King's Quest 5 Town Theme to the Pac-Land Stage
- Meme Run 2, release Date, April 20th.
- Nintendo announces that this was all an April Fools joke, then starts the ACTUAL direct
-Nintendo then announces that the "Actual direct" was the real April Fools Joke, and that they pulled a Double April Fools Joke, and puts all of this information back up.