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Skler's Dragon Wars Impressions

Pink Reaper

Real Name No Gimmicks
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Sklerownsyou (5:33:18 PM): DRAGONS MOTHER****ER
Sklerownsyou (5:34:26 PM): there is QUITE A BIT of explained japanese
Sklerownsyou (5:34:31 PM): no subtiltes or anything
Sklerownsyou (5:34:42 PM): unexplained*
Sklerownsyou (5:34:57 PM): right now there are two old japanese men talking
Sklerownsyou (5:35:01 PM): and i don't know what they're saying
Sklerownsyou (5:35:19 PM): at all
Sklerownsyou (5:36:07 PM): it got back to english though
Sklerownsyou (5:36:11 PM): so dayummmmmm
Sklerownsyou (5:36:47 PM): then some unexplained flying asians
Sklerownsyou (5:36:54 PM): and then more japanese
Sklerownsyou (5:37:02 PM): this movie is amazing
Sklerownsyou (5:38:55 PM): WHAT THE ****?
Sklerownsyou (5:38:58 PM): I TON OF ASIANS
Sklerownsyou (5:39:00 PM): RIDING LIZARDS
Sklerownsyou (5:39:38 PM): WTF EXPLOSIONS
Sklerownsyou (5:39:50 PM): THIS MOVIE IS SO GOOD
Sklerownsyou (5:40:10 PM): LIZARDS WITH CANNONS ON THEIR BACKS
Sklerownsyou (5:40:39 PM): OH **** DRAGONS
Sklerownsyou (5:41:07 PM): unarmed people being slaughtered
Sklerownsyou (5:42:26 PM): this movie IS so bad it's funny
Sklerownsyou (5:42:29 PM): and by bad i mean AMAZING
Sklerownsyou (5:43:51 PM): holy ****
Sklerownsyou (5:44:03 PM): that old man literally just FLEW away from a group of armed men
Sklerownsyou (5:44:08 PM): and then walked across some water
Sklerownsyou (5:44:44 PM): before that scene he had shot a fireball
Sklerownsyou (5:44:49 PM): and cut a TON of people
Sklerownsyou (5:45:36 PM): whoa, second lives now
Sklerownsyou (5:45:38 PM): wtf
Sklerownsyou (5:46:35 PM): YES A BLACK GUY
Sklerownsyou (5:46:38 PM): first one in the movie
Sklerownsyou (5:50:10 PM): LOL A WOMAN IS GOING DRAGON CRAZY
Sklerownsyou (5:51:08 PM): OH **** A DRAGON
Sklerownsyou (5:51:16 PM): more importantly
Sklerownsyou (5:51:20 PM): a draogn that just killed an elephant
Sklerownsyou (5:51:23 PM): dragon*
Sklerownsyou (5:51:57 PM): elephant got ****ed up
Sklerownsyou (5:54:50 PM): OH ****
Sklerownsyou (5:54:55 PM): THIS WOMAN JUST TURNED HER CAR INTO A DRAGON
Sklerownsyou (5:55:05 PM): oh
Sklerownsyou (5:55:07 PM): it was a dream
Sklerownsyou (5:55:09 PM): ****
Sklerownsyou (5:57:35 PM): OH **** DRAGON
Sklerownsyou (5:57:50 PM): probably a dream
Sklerownsyou (5:58:06 PM): the dragon ate a main character
Sklerownsyou (5:58:11 PM): and i'm not sure if this was a dream or not
Sklerownsyou (5:59:17 PM): but you should really watch this movie
ThePinkReaperr (5:59:24 PM): no
ThePinkReaperr (5:59:25 PM): im good
Sklerownsyou (5:59:47 PM): no, THIS MOVIE is good
Sklerownsyou (6:04:34 PM): LOL
Sklerownsyou (6:04:52 PM): THE ALARM IS GOING OFF IN A HOSPITAL AND A DOCTOR SAYS TO TAKE THE ELEVATOR INSTEAD OF THE STAIRS
Sklerownsyou (6:04:56 PM): LOL
Sklerownsyou (6:04:57 PM): LOL
Sklerownsyou (6:05:45 PM): everything about that last scene was funny
Sklerownsyou (6:06:47 PM): ROFLMAO
Sklerownsyou (6:06:50 PM): same with that scene
Sklerownsyou (6:06:51 PM): ****
Sklerownsyou (6:06:53 PM): this movie is great
Sklerownsyou (6:08:50 PM): small romance part
Sklerownsyou (6:08:53 PM): and now it's back to dragons
Sklerownsyou (6:11:48 PM): how don't people notice the ****ing dragon
Sklerownsyou (6:11:50 PM): honestly
Sklerownsyou (6:11:52 PM): it's HUGE
Sklerownsyou (6:12:01 PM): and nobody in the city talks about dragon attacks
Sklerownsyou (6:13:06 PM): lol
Sklerownsyou (6:13:38 PM): i'd probably talk about them after there were TWO DRAGON ATTACKS in LA
Sklerownsyou (6:17:30 PM): ROFLMAO
Sklerownsyou (6:17:42 PM): a bunch of helicopters just owned a giant dragon snake with missiles
Sklerownsyou (6:18:04 PM): OH **** WINGED DRAGONS
Sklerownsyou (6:19:04 PM): the winged ones sure do die easier
Sklerownsyou (6:19:11 PM): ROFLMAO
Sklerownsyou (6:19:18 PM): TWO DRAGONS JUST PILE DRIVED A HELICOPTER
Sklerownsyou (6:19:40 PM): greatest
Sklerownsyou (6:20:09 PM): i feel like everything explodes all the time
Sklerownsyou (6:20:13 PM): HERE COME THE TANKS
Sklerownsyou (6:20:16 PM): VS THE DRAGON TANKS
Sklerownsyou (6:21:25 PM): this movie is everything i dreamed it would be
Sklerownsyou (6:21:27 PM): AND MORE
Sklerownsyou (6:22:39 PM): FINALLY the dragons started shooting fire
Sklerownsyou (6:24:01 PM): bad news
Sklerownsyou (6:24:05 PM): the human tanks lost
Sklerownsyou (6:24:14 PM): but the human INFANTRY....
Sklerownsyou (6:24:28 PM): the other guys use swords
Sklerownsyou (6:24:31 PM): so it isn't really fair
Sklerownsyou (6:24:43 PM): it's like falco vs roy
Sklerownsyou (6:24:55 PM): except falco fires on full automatic
ThePinkReaperr (6:25:01 PM): loooool
ThePinkReaperr (6:25:15 PM): Short Hop QUADRUPLE lasers?
Sklerownsyou (6:25:32 PM): pretty much
Sklerownsyou (6:25:38 PM): OH ****
Sklerownsyou (6:25:46 PM): the main character just took a bullet for the female main character
Sklerownsyou (6:26:12 PM): but he's FINE
Sklerownsyou (6:26:19 PM): maybe he just pushed her out of the way and also dodged
Sklerownsyou (6:27:32 PM): OH **** DRAGONS
Sklerownsyou (6:28:25 PM): and now they're at a castle IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
Sklerownsyou (6:28:37 PM): **** this movie rules
Sklerownsyou (6:29:09 PM): and the male main character just got a shield IN THE CROTCH
Sklerownsyou (6:30:31 PM): WTF
Sklerownsyou (6:30:37 PM): CHEST LASER
Sklerownsyou (6:30:49 PM): EVERYTHING JUST DIED
Sklerownsyou (6:31:33 PM): of course
Sklerownsyou (6:31:35 PM): buit seriously
Sklerownsyou (6:31:37 PM): CHEST LASER
Sklerownsyou (6:31:38 PM): OH ****
Sklerownsyou (6:31:48 PM): CHEST ELECTROCUTION KILLED THE LAST GUY
Sklerownsyou (6:31:59 PM): but now the big snake draogn is up again
Sklerownsyou (6:32:10 PM): i bet the main character uses chest magic again
Sklerownsyou (6:32:31 PM): ****NNN
Sklerownsyou (6:32:39 PM): A GOOD GIANT SNAKE DRAGON IS FIGHTING THE EVIL ONE!
ThePinkReaperr (6:33:03 PM): Im going to make a thread for this conversation after your done
ThePinkReaperr (6:33:12 PM): its going in the Atlantic North section
Sklerownsyou (6:33:19 PM): you should
Sklerownsyou (6:33:25 PM): because this movie is the ****ing bomb
Sklerownsyou (6:33:59 PM): i can't even tell which snake dragon won
Sklerownsyou (6:34:10 PM): seeing as they both look the same
Sklerownsyou (6:34:32 PM): oh it was the evil one
Sklerownsyou (6:34:35 PM): LOL BUT SHE'
Sklerownsyou (6:34:40 PM): oh ****nnnn
Sklerownsyou (6:34:56 PM): she was trying to put a ball of light in the good snake dragon
Sklerownsyou (6:35:10 PM): wtf
Sklerownsyou (6:35:20 PM): yeah the evil one intercepted it
Sklerownsyou (6:35:26 PM): and is now just a giant evil DRAGON dragon
Sklerownsyou (6:35:32 PM): it has LEGS now
Sklerownsyou (6:35:35 PM): and can fly
Sklerownsyou (6:37:14 PM): i can't even tell anymore
Sklerownsyou (6:37:21 PM): was it the good dragon or the evil one that won
Sklerownsyou (6:37:28 PM): it ****ing changed colors
Sklerownsyou (6:38:02 PM): wow, the woman died
Sklerownsyou (6:38:07 PM): but she became an angel
Sklerownsyou (6:38:21 PM): and declared her love for the man she met yesterday
Sklerownsyou (6:38:45 PM): i wonder what happened to LA
Sklerownsyou (6:38:55 PM): because it hasen't really been mentioned at all
Sklerownsyou (6:39:02 PM): last time i checked it was getting ****ed up by dragons
Sklerownsyou (6:39:35 PM): YEP LOL
Sklerownsyou (6:39:41 PM): IT DOESN'T EVEN SHOW LA AGAIN
Sklerownsyou (6:39:51 PM): that entire battle scene was pointless
Sklerownsyou (6:40:07 PM): and that's the end
Sklerownsyou (6:40:10 PM): good **** dragon awrs
Sklerownsyou (6:40:12 PM): wars*
ThePinkReaperr (6:40:45 PM): wtf?
ThePinkReaperr (6:40:49 PM): that didn't even last an hour
Sklerownsyou (6:41:01 PM): it ends in the middle of a desolate wasteland


****s too good.
 
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