BlargCow
Smash Journeyman
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- May 23, 2007
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Someone took the time to put Sakurai's messages in order to make this.
This may not have needed to be a thread, but I found it funny.
WARNING: It's very disturbing.
A user from Gamefaqs(yczover9000)took all of the captions from Sakurai's updates and put them together.Here's the end result...
Mmm... It feels nice and peaceful here.
Hold on a second! What are you guys doing here?!
If you think they're all going to be the same as they have been, it'll be rough for you.
Trying to fight back is useless.
Hey. Stop that... QUIT IT! I mean it!
Samus has a problem. All of her armor fell off!
What?! Is this... Could it be?!
Look at her Power Suit shine!
It’s time to rise up against this blatant provocation!
You should really get a hold of this and just sink your teeth in.
The more distant you are, the worse your connection becomes, and the slower it feels.
Hang on a second.
Do you see that thing dangling from Fox's waist?
Surely he wouldn’t bring that thing out?!
It's.. It's HUGE!
It’s HUGE!
He’s huge!
Whoa, that’s huge!
Whoa! He’s huge.
It’s...big...
This time it gets REALLY long!
It's almost unthinkable!
There are big ones and small ones.
That weapon is extremely powerful.
A solid hit from this delivers a mighty blow...
but when it comes back, it also lightly pulls the foe's body.
It really is a versatile piece of hardware.
It's round, pink, and soft.
And it is ethereal. Oh, yes.
I-I… I want it!
This expansion also increases your possible strategies, so fire away!
If you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it.
Basically, you hold it in your arms.
Gotta heft this thing! Hurrrgh!
Well, he certainly appears to be in good shape.
Where are you sticking that thing?
Is... Is it safe to eat that?
It slowly turns around...
Aim well and sally forth.
The Wii is trying to connect in earnest!
Look out below!
He jumps on and starts racing!
H-he has absolutely no problem fitting in!
It's always hot to the touch.
Hot! Hot! HOTTT!
Whoa! That looks hot.
Hot! Hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-HOT!
Hot! HOT!
You can move forward and backward!
He strikes repeatedly with lightning speed!
Hee ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya! Hup! Hup! Hey! Ho!
Not too shabby, eh?
Want more?
The tension rises. Yes.
That feels gooood... It’s exciting and exhilarating.
Mmm... That’s amazing.
Bzzzzzzzzzzt! I can’t get enough of this.
My heart’s aflutter.
I like the feel of that powerful rumble.
They... They're really flying!
MAXIMUM CHARGE!
Power up and unleash it when the time is right!
You can pull out.
When you hold it in as much as you can...?!
There's no waiting!
This is it.
It's magnificent!
And then comes the finishing strike!
(Check your volume settings.)
SKRAAAAH!
Off it goes!
Down it goes!
Pit draws his bowstring taut... And fires!
You've been blasted!
He’s shooting something up in the air!
His rocketbarrels are firing!
They just keep flying out like crazy!
Stay dry!
It's taking heavy fire, huh?
When you hit someone with it...
It sticks to them! Get... GET IT OFF!
Then it explodes! Oh, the horror!
I'd avoid it at all costs, if I were you.
This...can be dangerous.
Pass it on! It may even get returned to sender...
And then comes night.
He thrusts his sword in the ground and crosses his arms.
Soon, people are flying around like rockets.
You can brawl til dawn!
Practice on Sandbag while you wait... The pictures make it easy to understand.
Whether you’re siblings or close friends, two can play together!
Set Allow Spectators to Yes in your Wi-Fi Options. This will result in your play data occasionally
being sent to Nintendo.
Ahh... That really takes me back.
Oh, to think it's already over...
If you had to call it something, I'd say it's almost like a sport. If I had to describe it in a word,
it’s "watching!"
And rumor is, you can even save screenshots?!
It's rumored that this unpredictable character will give birth
This may not have needed to be a thread, but I found it funny.
WARNING: It's very disturbing.
A user from Gamefaqs(yczover9000)took all of the captions from Sakurai's updates and put them together.Here's the end result...
Mmm... It feels nice and peaceful here.
Hold on a second! What are you guys doing here?!
If you think they're all going to be the same as they have been, it'll be rough for you.
Trying to fight back is useless.
Hey. Stop that... QUIT IT! I mean it!
Samus has a problem. All of her armor fell off!
What?! Is this... Could it be?!
Look at her Power Suit shine!
It’s time to rise up against this blatant provocation!
You should really get a hold of this and just sink your teeth in.
The more distant you are, the worse your connection becomes, and the slower it feels.
Hang on a second.
Do you see that thing dangling from Fox's waist?
Surely he wouldn’t bring that thing out?!
It's.. It's HUGE!
It’s HUGE!
He’s huge!
Whoa, that’s huge!
Whoa! He’s huge.
It’s...big...
This time it gets REALLY long!
It's almost unthinkable!
There are big ones and small ones.
That weapon is extremely powerful.
A solid hit from this delivers a mighty blow...
but when it comes back, it also lightly pulls the foe's body.
It really is a versatile piece of hardware.
It's round, pink, and soft.
And it is ethereal. Oh, yes.
I-I… I want it!
This expansion also increases your possible strategies, so fire away!
If you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it.
Basically, you hold it in your arms.
Gotta heft this thing! Hurrrgh!
Well, he certainly appears to be in good shape.
Where are you sticking that thing?
Is... Is it safe to eat that?
It slowly turns around...
Aim well and sally forth.
The Wii is trying to connect in earnest!
Look out below!
He jumps on and starts racing!
H-he has absolutely no problem fitting in!
It's always hot to the touch.
Hot! Hot! HOTTT!
Whoa! That looks hot.
Hot! Hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-HOT!
Hot! HOT!
You can move forward and backward!
He strikes repeatedly with lightning speed!
Hee ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya! Hup! Hup! Hey! Ho!
Not too shabby, eh?
Want more?
The tension rises. Yes.
That feels gooood... It’s exciting and exhilarating.
Mmm... That’s amazing.
Bzzzzzzzzzzt! I can’t get enough of this.
My heart’s aflutter.
I like the feel of that powerful rumble.
They... They're really flying!
MAXIMUM CHARGE!
Power up and unleash it when the time is right!
You can pull out.
When you hold it in as much as you can...?!
There's no waiting!
This is it.
It's magnificent!
And then comes the finishing strike!
(Check your volume settings.)
SKRAAAAH!
Off it goes!
Down it goes!
Pit draws his bowstring taut... And fires!
You've been blasted!
He’s shooting something up in the air!
His rocketbarrels are firing!
They just keep flying out like crazy!
Stay dry!
It's taking heavy fire, huh?
When you hit someone with it...
It sticks to them! Get... GET IT OFF!
Then it explodes! Oh, the horror!
I'd avoid it at all costs, if I were you.
This...can be dangerous.
Pass it on! It may even get returned to sender...
And then comes night.
He thrusts his sword in the ground and crosses his arms.
Soon, people are flying around like rockets.
You can brawl til dawn!
Practice on Sandbag while you wait... The pictures make it easy to understand.
Whether you’re siblings or close friends, two can play together!
Set Allow Spectators to Yes in your Wi-Fi Options. This will result in your play data occasionally
being sent to Nintendo.
Ahh... That really takes me back.
Oh, to think it's already over...
If you had to call it something, I'd say it's almost like a sport. If I had to describe it in a word,
it’s "watching!"
And rumor is, you can even save screenshots?!
It's rumored that this unpredictable character will give birth
