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Sakurai Innuendo's

macdude55

Smash Cadet
Joined
Aug 30, 2007
Messages
57
Location
Canada
Mmm... It feels nice and peaceful here.
Hold on a second! What are you guys doing here?!
If you think they're all going to be the same as they have been, it'll be rough for you.
Trying to fight back is useless.
Hey. Stop that... QUIT IT! I mean it!
Samus has a problem. All of her armor fell off!
What?! Is this... Could it be?!
Look at her Power Suit shine!
It’s time to rise up against this blatant provocation!
You should really get a hold of this and just sink your teeth in.
The more distant you are, the worse your connection becomes, and the slower it feels.

Hang on a second.
Do you see that thing dangling from Fox's waist?
Surely he wouldn’t bring that thing out?!
It's.. It's HUGE!
It’s HUGE!
He’s huge!
Whoa, that’s huge!
Whoa! He’s huge.
It’s...big...
This time it gets REALLY long!
It's almost unthinkable!
There are big ones and small ones.
That weapon is extremely powerful.
A solid hit from this delivers a mighty blow...
but when it comes back, it also lightly pulls the foe's body.
It really is a versatile piece of hardware.
It's round, pink, and soft.
And it is ethereal. Oh, yes.
I-I… I want it!

This expansion also increases your possible strategies, so fire away!
If you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it.
Basically, you hold it in your arms.
Gotta heft this thing! Hurrrgh!
Well, he certainly appears to be in good shape.
Where are you sticking that thing?
Is... Is it safe to eat that?
It slowly turns around...
Aim well and sally forth.
The Wii is trying to connect in earnest!
Look out below!

He jumps on and starts racing!
H-he has absolutely no problem fitting in!
It's always hot to the touch.
Hot! Hot! HOTTT!
Whoa! That looks hot.
Hot! Hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-HOT!
Hot! HOT!
You can move forward and backward!
He strikes repeatedly with lightning speed!
Hee ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya! Hup! Hup! Hey! Ho!
Not too shabby, eh?
Want more?

The tension rises. Yes.
That feels gooood... It’s exciting and exhilarating.
Mmm... That’s amazing.
Bzzzzzzzzzzt! I can’t get enough of this.
My heart’s aflutter.

I like the feel of that powerful rumble.
They... They're really flying!
MAXIMUM CHARGE!

Power up and unleash it when the time is right!
You can pull out.
When you hold it in as much as you can...?!
There's no waiting!
This is it.
It's magnificent!
And then comes the finishing strike!
(Check your volume settings.)
SKRAAAAH!
Off it goes!
Down it goes!
Pit draws his bowstring taut... And fires!
You've been blasted!

He’s shooting something up in the air!
His rocketbarrels are firing!
They just keep flying out like crazy!
Stay dry!
It's taking heavy fire, huh?
When you hit someone with it...
It sticks to them! Get... GET IT OFF!
Then it explodes! Oh, the horror!
I'd avoid it at all costs, if I were you.
This...can be dangerous.
Pass it on! It may even get returned to sender...

And then comes night.
He thrusts his sword in the ground and crosses his arms.
Soon, people are flying around like rockets.
You can brawl til dawn!
Practice on Sandbag while you wait... The pictures make it easy to understand.
Whether you’re siblings or close friends, two can play together!
Set Allow Spectators to Yes in your Wi-Fi Options. This will result in your play data occasionally being sent to Nintendo.

Ahh... That really takes me back.
Oh, to think it's already over...
If you had to call it something, I'd say it's almost like a sport. If I had to describe it in a word, it’s "watching!"
And rumor is, you can even save screenshots?!
It's rumored that this unpredictable character will give birth

This guy needs to calm down.








I wonder if he does these intentionally.
 

Boa

Smash Cadet
Joined
Oct 27, 2007
Messages
40
I'm sure he intended somebody to put them all together to form innuendos. I'm also sure he intended "Real men use items!" as a revolution-starting statement.
 

disfunction47

Smash Cadet
Joined
Dec 9, 2007
Messages
74
Hang on a second.
Do you see that thing dangling from Fox's waist?
Surely he wouldn’t bring that thing out?!
It's.. It's HUGE!
It’s HUGE!
He’s huge!
Whoa, that’s huge!
Whoa! He’s huge.
It’s...big...
This time it gets REALLY long!
It's almost unthinkable!
There are big ones and small ones.
That weapon is extremely powerful.
A solid hit from this delivers a mighty blow...
but when it comes back, it also lightly pulls the foe's body.
It really is a versatile piece of hardware.
It's round, pink, and soft.
And it is ethereal. Oh, yes.
I-I… I want it!
This is the best one.
 

EDreams

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Feb 24, 2007
Messages
330
I'm sure he intended somebody to put them all together to form innuendos. I'm also sure he intended "Real men use items!" as a revolution-starting statement.
And I'm also sure the people who translated Star Fox 64 intended this.

Lighten up. The last sentence isn't more serious than the rest of it.
 

Masque

Keeper of the Keys
Joined
Aug 9, 2001
Messages
2,660
Location
Subcon
The beauty of taking remarks out of context. =)

"Do you see that thing dangling from Fox's waist?"
(That's what she said!) :lol:

And, really, isn't it Nate who has this desire to sexualize the DOJO? After all, he's the translator, no? Or maybe it's just Localization as a whole. (Just kidding, Localization team! I love you all and hope to work with you some day. :) )
 

Drik Khaail

Smash Ace
Joined
Jul 25, 2006
Messages
584
Location
huh
my mind has been blown? Hey smash community! get your head out of the gutter, its game time!
 

Metal_Doc

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Jan 19, 2006
Messages
308
Location
Naples,FL
Wow, I was Rofling at the fox one, that one was awesome. Good stuff. It's hilarious that its all from the dojo too.
 

Archenyte

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Dec 18, 2007
Messages
229
Oh my god, the second one made me laugh so hard when he was talking about how huge it was.
 
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