LimeTH
Smash Lord
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Ouchies!
Chance: 15%
If we get a Kablam character, they're most likely going to be from Action League Now. If we get an Action League Now character, it's most likely gonna be The Flesh. He's more or less the main character of ALN, which is the only remaining part of Kablam Nick bothers to promote anymore, and I remember they promoted it quite a lot back in the day.
The Flesh has actual moveset potential, and his super strength is often on display unlike Meltman, who is never actually shown using his powers. He'd not only be representing Kablam, but also All That, where the skits began, and Nickelodeon in general since the skits were often shown during commercial breaks.
I think he stands a pretty decent enough shot, BUT...
He may be Super Strong, but he's also Super Naked, which could put the rating in danger of being raised. The guy is a Ken Doll in terms of his private sector, but for some, that might still be pushing it. I don't really know for sure since he's very obviously an action figure, and they could easily animate him hobbling around instead of actually moving to help get away with it. I think if they play their cards correctly in how they portray, render and animate The Flesh, they could easily make his comical nudity just that, comical.
Want: 50%
I'm really dying for a truly off the wall WTF pick. The Flesh, or anyone from ALN for that matter, would fit that bill perfectly.
However, if they DO put The Flesh in, I want him to move as little as possible, to preserve the joke of him being a toy that's just being wiggled around in front of a camera. They can have some stop motion style movements (which of course has to be done in very few frames!), but it'd be way funnier if he barely moved, like Steve in Smash.
Instead of walking/running, he wobbles around in a vague walking movement. If he needs to hold something, his arm swivels up like it's on a joint. When he swings around a huge tool, he needs to look like he's just being turned around, like he does in the show.
If he moves around like a normal person, then it's not The Flesh anymore and the joke is ruined.
The prospect of them doing something like this is so hilarious to think about that it really shot The Flesh's rating up for me.
Hell you know what would be really funny? If his character portrait was a really high quality photograph of one of the original The Flesh figures used for the show instead of a 3D render. Really milk that this guy is an action figure as much as possible for the full effect.
Noms
3x Tommy Pickles
2x Norbert Beaver
Josh and Parker prediction: 12%
Chance: 15%
If we get a Kablam character, they're most likely going to be from Action League Now. If we get an Action League Now character, it's most likely gonna be The Flesh. He's more or less the main character of ALN, which is the only remaining part of Kablam Nick bothers to promote anymore, and I remember they promoted it quite a lot back in the day.
The Flesh has actual moveset potential, and his super strength is often on display unlike Meltman, who is never actually shown using his powers. He'd not only be representing Kablam, but also All That, where the skits began, and Nickelodeon in general since the skits were often shown during commercial breaks.
I think he stands a pretty decent enough shot, BUT...
He may be Super Strong, but he's also Super Naked, which could put the rating in danger of being raised. The guy is a Ken Doll in terms of his private sector, but for some, that might still be pushing it. I don't really know for sure since he's very obviously an action figure, and they could easily animate him hobbling around instead of actually moving to help get away with it. I think if they play their cards correctly in how they portray, render and animate The Flesh, they could easily make his comical nudity just that, comical.
Want: 50%
I'm really dying for a truly off the wall WTF pick. The Flesh, or anyone from ALN for that matter, would fit that bill perfectly.
However, if they DO put The Flesh in, I want him to move as little as possible, to preserve the joke of him being a toy that's just being wiggled around in front of a camera. They can have some stop motion style movements (which of course has to be done in very few frames!), but it'd be way funnier if he barely moved, like Steve in Smash.
Instead of walking/running, he wobbles around in a vague walking movement. If he needs to hold something, his arm swivels up like it's on a joint. When he swings around a huge tool, he needs to look like he's just being turned around, like he does in the show.
If he moves around like a normal person, then it's not The Flesh anymore and the joke is ruined.
The prospect of them doing something like this is so hilarious to think about that it really shot The Flesh's rating up for me.
Hell you know what would be really funny? If his character portrait was a really high quality photograph of one of the original The Flesh figures used for the show instead of a 3D render. Really milk that this guy is an action figure as much as possible for the full effect.
Noms
3x Tommy Pickles
2x Norbert Beaver
Josh and Parker prediction: 12%
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