Queens Bridge (home turf) Rule Set

[BackwardCap]

For years me and my friends have been playing Melee and some of Brawl by these rules. They will be revamped for Smash 4 and P:M though since we are no longer as scubby as we used to be.

1. 3 Stock
2. Infinite Time
3. Items off
4. No edge hogging
5. No teaming in Free for All
6. Rule #5 is redacted if someone is up by 2 stocks
7. Reflectors are banned unless used against projectiles
8. Last place passes the controller
9. Chain grabbing is banned unless you get mad
10. If someone's shield breaks, everyone has to stop what they're doing and let them get full smashed
11. If you win, you are allowed to declare that you are "The Champ"
12. If you are "The Champ" and didn't lose in a tourney mode you can declare that you are still "The Champ"
13. Pause the game when someone is hit by a falcon punch
14. When someone pauses the game and leaves the room, you are allowed to un-pause kill them and replicate the situation
15. If a random person who never shows up again becomes "The Champ" there cannot be a new "The Champ" until everyone forgets who "The Champ" was
16. You suck
17. Tourney Mode is Final Destination
18. If you're "The Champ" for too long, no one cares if you're "The Champ"
19. Falcon's forward air is called "The Flying Knee of Justice", no exceptions
20. Any noticable amount of grabbing is too much

There were a lot more that I can't remember right now but I'll update the list later.

 

[Beat!]

Thanks for sharing.

 

[Watofu]

9. Chain grabbing is banned unless you get mad.

 

[Bones0]

Does rule #9 mean you can CG someone if they get mad? Or does it mean that if you get mad, you can CG whoever you want? Either way this ruleset is hilarious.