Lord Chair
Smash Master
Because the 'Hey guys' topic didn't enjoy official recognition and no one really checks the other European boards.
Here, Europeans gather for the occasional chit-chat, trolling, intellectual flaming and discriminating Finland for being unorthodox. A peaceful thread of remembrance, reminiscence, nostalgia and recollection. A place for the true heroes of our time to feel at home, a place where we can cast away our abrasive, uncaring, soulless and coarse masks, the masks we don in order to present ourselves to the world the way we want the world to know us: cold blooded and relentless.
Here, we can long towards coziness and joy, exchanges of what outsiders would see as crass words full of bitterness and hatred, but what we know to be love. For us to stand united against the persistence with which Smash World Forums wishes to rid itself of the menace called Europe. To rid itself of what it perceives to be trolls, unaware of the fact that even though we do present ourselves as such we aren't much more of a threat to it than it is itself. We are the Muslims of the international Smash community, and we take pride in that. We raid, we relish, we savor. We enjoy the foul Americans' inability to understand what's happening to them. We terrorize, we rule.
And this will be our hideout, for us not to care, for us not to mind. For us to love and caress all sorts of things others would find horrible, while we do nothing but rejoice.
Here, Europeans gather for the occasional chit-chat, trolling, intellectual flaming and discriminating Finland for being unorthodox. A peaceful thread of remembrance, reminiscence, nostalgia and recollection. A place for the true heroes of our time to feel at home, a place where we can cast away our abrasive, uncaring, soulless and coarse masks, the masks we don in order to present ourselves to the world the way we want the world to know us: cold blooded and relentless.
Here, we can long towards coziness and joy, exchanges of what outsiders would see as crass words full of bitterness and hatred, but what we know to be love. For us to stand united against the persistence with which Smash World Forums wishes to rid itself of the menace called Europe. To rid itself of what it perceives to be trolls, unaware of the fact that even though we do present ourselves as such we aren't much more of a threat to it than it is itself. We are the Muslims of the international Smash community, and we take pride in that. We raid, we relish, we savor. We enjoy the foul Americans' inability to understand what's happening to them. We terrorize, we rule.
And this will be our hideout, for us not to care, for us not to mind. For us to love and caress all sorts of things others would find horrible, while we do nothing but rejoice.