On a scale of 1-10, how beautiful/Sexy is Wario in this game

[NintenRob]

This was a popular topic on the Rosalina board and a fun topic on the Charizard board (and as someone who dislikes him, it actually made me like him a bit more).
BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS WHEN WARIO IS A SEXY BEAST WAHAHAHAHAHA!!

You can't handle the man boobs

 

[Luigi#1]

11/10 like Skirim with sexiness and manboobs.

 

[Wintropy]

He is truly a god among men.

Like y'know the kind of gods that have tentacles on their faces and live in sunken cities under the ocean.

 

[Gidy]

10/10 Legit MLG Pro 420 Blaze it all day erryday aka Mr Game and Crotch aka 360 sniper

 

[Spinosaurus]

The Wario in my avatar is actually sexy let's be real

 

[DougX]

11/10

Wario animates so freaking smoothly in this game based on the videos I've seen. It really is sexy...

 

[RedFly]

I couldn't help but to foddle a little when he was first encountered. Embarrass

 

[L9999]

-1/10. This is being generous. Robin on the other hand...

 

[LunarDistortion]

11/10, his garlic-scented aroma fills the air with love.

 

[JabbatheHutt]

He's too attractive. way too attractive.

 

[Spirst]

-1/10. This is being generous. Robin on the other hand...

Damn, man, you're right. Robin is looking pretty great.

Spoiler

 

[DougX]

Damn, man, you're right. Robin is looking pretty great.

Spoiler

Did Robin get more beautiful since the last time I saw him?

 

[Hyper]

9.9/10 no shoulder tackle, would cry again.

 

[AppleCracker]

11/10 Wario is love, Wario is life

 

[ecaflip]

betterthandaisy/10

 

[RedFly]

betterthandaisy/10

Yeah, Who would prefer this over WARIO.

 

[JabbatheHutt]

Yeah, Who would prefer this over WARIO.

I'm gay. I do prefer luigi

 

[adom4]

10/10 would eat garlic with.

 

[Hyper]

Yeah, Who would prefer this over WARIO.

0/10 not Wario size booty

 

[Shog]

10/10

 

[Xzsmmc]

I can't give a rating. His beauty is just too much for a mere mortal like myself to comprehend.

 

[JabbatheHutt]

I cannot stress how much I love this Poll. Thank you for doing this @ NintenRob

 

[L9999]

Damn, man, you're right. Robin is looking pretty great.

Spoiler

Ugh, not Wario Robin, I was talking about JC Penney Ad Robin.

 

[toadster101]

I'm gay. I do prefer luigi

 

[Spinosaurus]

what the HELL is going on here

 

[JabbatheHutt]

I regret being gay. I REGRET IT.

 

[Xzsmmc]

Wetroid.

 

[Hyper]

This threads becoming too lewd for even Wario.

 

[SpectreJordan]

5/10 when in the dumb Wario Ware biker outfit.

10/10 "can't focus when playing because drooling over dat Wario" when in the classic overalls.

 

[SpectreJordan]

-1/10. This is being generous. Robin on the other hand...

This is what Wario thinks of Robin.

jk

 

[Malkasaur]

wha-what? What? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

 

[Magikarpow]

10/10 would lick again

 

[Morbi]

Apparently, I am the only user impressed with Wario's teeth. That is slightly disheartening.

 

[Tino]

Er...what? You can't be serious...! Where did all this come from anyways?

 

[QuintonShark8714]

Yeah, Who would prefer this over WARIO.

i prefer Daisy over Wario because she's looks hot and sassy

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

Where's the 15/10 option? He is definitely worthy of being the most beautiful human being on the face of the planet

 

[Spinosaurus]

Yeah, with all the questionable contents of this thread, I don't think it should've been bumped. I'll lock it now.