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omg this game is sooooo good

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BESTsmashr

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hi i rly rly rllllllllly think this game is goign to be better than halo 2 or mb even halo 3!!! my frend doesnt think so though. he says that smashbros is gay and stupid because it has mario and pikachu and stuf like that, but i say no, its cool and fun. does any1 agree with me, i wana change his mind LOL

For centuries, xians have been relentlessly attacking us and continue to do it to this day. We are persecuted to where we are unable to openly have our own places of Satanic worship in public. We often have to conceal our beliefs and practices from others in order to keep our jobs, avoid major confrontations with our families and to avoid persecution and harassment. Places where we can purchase black candles and other Satanic items are becoming more and more scarce and access to Satanic books of prayer and inspiration are impossible to obtain in the mainstream stores that are flooded with xian filth. We have been turning the cheek for far too long. It is high time we begin to fight back aggressively and with a vengeance. The burning days are over and we have the psychic power.

Fundamentalist xians continually brag about "binding Satan" "binding and cursing Demons" and so forth. They all talk the talk. It is time we show them what *real* binding and cursing is. The burning days are over with and there are no laws against spiritual cursing and other works of psychic retaliation. What you do using the powers of your mind in the privacy of your ritual chamber in or out of doors is legal and free.

Satan wants the enemy completely drained of their massive vortex of psychic energy and destroyed.

Satan has asked every dedicated Satanist to participate in spiritual warfare. We must work together as a team and like a battering ram, relentlessly attacking the enemy through psychic means. Everyone can do at least one ritual or hook up an energy line and/or direct destructive energy towards the enemy. Many of you who are truly dedicated and able may want to perform a ritual to Satan dedicating your services as a warrior and making a commitment to carry out regular works of psychic destruction against the enemy. Covens can do this as well and the more people involved- the more power.

It is important to work in silence and secrecy here. Steel your heart and steel your mind. As the images of the Egyptian Gods have shown us with their arms crossed over their chests- the heart and human emotions are vulnerable to manipulation. The enemy exploits this. This is why the nazarene is usually shown with his arms open. This is to exploit human emotions. We must never forget the Inquisition and what was done to millions of innocent human beings under xian rule.

No human being is of more importance to Satan than a warrior is. Satan will reward you profusely as he has with me. Now is the time and Satan is asking each and every one of you to join in the fight and bring the enemy down to their knees and completely destroy them through psychic means. Power meditation is a gift from Satan. It has changed many of our lives for the better. It is time each and every one of us gives something back in gratitude. The more you do for Satan, the more Satan will do for you. Each warrior will receive special recognition and outstanding rank in Hell.

As for those who have this complacent "live and let live" attitude and prefer to ignore the ever advancing xian problem that curses and blasphemes our God, works to enact laws that are forever taking away our rights and is incessantly fighting against us- these people don't even deserve to be called Satanists. One only needs to type in "spiritual warfare" and "Satan" together in any search engine to pull up thousands of militant xian websites that prove how they are relentlessly attacking us. So far, most Satanists have turned the other cheek. This needs to be corrected.
 

A2xA

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Yeah....?

Um..yeah. What is with the satanist post. Dude, satan is evil. :laugh:, but seriously..
 

BESTsmashr

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Whoa. A religious bot. Don't get a lot of those.
ummmm wat r u talking about...mb we should just get back to the main point, who thinks ths game is awesome!!!!!!!

Anyone who wears the cross will not be spared. You and your family will burn for all eternity.
 

AllanT

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umm dude i think if you like smashbros you've found the right place.... but religion? maybe you should find another organization for that...
 

Johnknight1

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^ @ jayssite You just won the internets. That was the randomness, craziest, and most insane first post ever for it's wierdo religious stuff. Congratz on the randomness (whoever made the first post). :laugh:
 

Heretique

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This is the best troll I've ever seen. A+++++++++

Edit: Made text larger for ultimate glory.
 

BESTsmashr

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lol...wtf r u talking about religion i didnt say anything!!

On a day of solstice, prick your finger with Satan's glorious face in your mind. You will be rewarded with confidence and wealth beyond what you could possibly imagine.
 

BESTsmashr

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NOW WERE TALKIN!!! SMASH BROTHERS BRAWL!!!!!!!!! BEST GAME EVERRRRRR

All to ashes. There will be nothing.
 

BESTsmashr

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dont call me dude...your not my dude lol

You will need:

* 1 or more black, blue or red candles (as many as you like)
* A sterilized needle or razor
* A piece of clean paper, large enough to write the prayer below
* A dry pen, where you sign your name in blood (dip the ip of the pen in your blood)

Write the following prayer:

Before the almighty and ineffable God Satan/Lucifer and in the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I, (state your full name) renounce any and all past allegiances. I renounce the false Judeo/Christian god Jehova, I renounce his vile and worthless son Jesus Christ, I renounce his foul, odious, and rotten holy spirit.

I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God. I promise to recognize and honor him in all things, without reservation, desiring in return, his manifold assistance in the successful completion of my endeavors.

It is imporant to bathe before any rituals you perform, this is done out of respect. When you are ready, you can light the candle. Take the needle, prick the idex finger of your left hand, squeeze some blood out.

Sign your name in blood.

Recite the prayer either aloud or in your head

Fold the paper and let it burn in the fire of the candle. Many of us have stayed and meditated until the candle had burned itself out.

At the end of the ritual, close with the words "so mote it be."
 

Circus

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I know I'll probably get an infraction for replying to spam or something, but I have to say this is one of the most entertaining thread starters I've seen.

"Xians"? Seriously. Love it.
 
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