Oklahoma Thread: Weekly events for all games in OKC and Tulsa

[Hazygoose]

Haha I titter
At your amusing haiku
That's about Babac

His pants are on fire
Yet he thinks he will own all
He will get four-stocked

titter is a word
that, in fact, makes you titter
i like words like that


oooo, i'm a poet XD
i know how to write sonnets, rondeau, villanelles, haiku, acrostics, catushkas, and limericks
tehehe. hurray.

this won me a prize:
Your breath on my back
Is as warm as chamomile
and as sweet as mint



awwwwww. i don't really write haiku anymore. the last one i wrote before that one was like, 3 years ago, and it went something like:

why is it that our
opposable thumbs always
are up our *****

my sister and i competed to write 1 haiku everyday for like 4 months. and that was the last one. i only remember because it was down to the wire and she had an even crappier one. so yay. i won.


new haiku time...about smash???

oklahoma takes
up for four fifths of a haiku
line. nothing else fits.

OK smashers have
a hard-on for falco. why
don't we all play sheik?

gravity does not
have an E. yet, shade is not
held back by reason

jesusfreak will be
sad to find out the cash he
won doesn't exist

these haiku take ten
seconds to come up with and
ten seconds to type

12:58. the
perfect time to play some smash.
thanksgiving break rules.

i gambled twenty-
five dollars today. i love
blowing money. w00ts.

alex needs to shave
near as badly as babac
needs to learn to smash

aaaand. screw it. i'm done. forever.

edit: babac...week doesn't rhyme with heat. learn to write, mayne

 

[JesusFreak]

Man, I shoulda gotten people to pay me for poetry writing. Oh well.

Being paid is nice
paemon best have the hundred
it will soon be mine

I <3 haiku even tho it's so simple. I also <3 long complex poems as well. I suck majorly with rhyming tho. Mine always tend to be more like Rasta's 2nd

 

[Omega_Star]

Went to Wal-Mart late
To buy a Nintendo game
Dad would be upset

 

[JesusFreak]

What game did you get?
Have you gotten a Wii yet?
I'll wait till Christmas

 

[Hazygoose]

whoa, zinth's host is down.
for now just take the banner
from my sig, i guess.


the last two lines started out as just one sentence, then i realized that i had ironically just typed a haiku. i guess i can't get it out. it's in my blood.

 

[JesusFreak]

haiku; addictive
I used a semi-colon
yay punctuation

 

[Hazygoose]

yay punctuation?
sounds like something i would say

but yeah. happy today everyone. go stuff your faces. eat turkey, or tofurkey, or gummy bears. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. food.

 

[Omega_Star]

I got FF3
For the Nintendo DS
To play on the road

The Wii is the ****
I will wait until Christmas
Presents are splendid

Host will be up soon
It was repaid just today
So now we will wait

Theses ads are a *****
They do not work and error
Which pops up windows

 

[Gravity]

simple and easy
i need a job very soon
money is needed

really need a wii
cant wait for christmas money
and maybe discount

 

[RastaImposta]

i guys suck and i will beat JF so nothing to say about that!



this is pay$

 

[liius]

Rasta, do you never sleep? o.o

 

[King_Gt]

so chameleon
where are you, the newest, from
i donti cant say much else

wow haikus suck major ***
why we are writing like this
i may never know

i will be sitting
in a small car forever
it is gonna suck

nintendo ds
thank the lord for shigeru
crazy kool ideas

 

[Gravity]

it is thanksgiving
time to eat until we burst
fried turkey is good

 

[pay$...]

Haha, Liius that was my lil bro, I DO sleep. Went to bed at 1am.

Reno, it doesnt rhyme, but it serves my point
So why dont we just roll one up and pass the joint
Im jokin ofcourse, I dont smoke
I will beat andy, thats no joke
see you guys underestimate me
you guys wont ever defeat the
The last rhyme sucked, yah I know
But its all good, we owned Fo Sho
Alex, this poem doesnt make ANY SENSE
Its hard to write about somethings thats not so dense
It has no meaning, **** its just a game
Andys gonna lose, theres no one to blame
He got up in the ranks, its a mistake
Ima beat everybody, the 10th in the state

Poetry about smash is stupid, Ive never wrote a bad poem untill I started writing them about smash. **** these are stupid.

Thanksgiving *****es, you ready for that son?

 

[Gravity]

babac will lose bad
my dollars will increase and
babac's pride will die

 

[JesusFreak]

Haiku have conquered
This already giant thread
Hazygoose is cool

I dislike turkey
Chicken and dumplings today
Ham is where it's at

 

[Planet_Nintendu_64]

ham is the god of meats 30x's better then terkey

tenacios d and the pick destiny rockz out load

 

[Omega_Star]

Vegetarians
Eat Chinese on Thanksgiving
At least Katie does

Something I should do
Is work at Target someday
Currency is good

Wal-Mart, it sucks ***
The hot girls are at Target
Wal-Mart can bite me

Happy Thanksgiving
Hope you all enjoy your day
I'll be in Tulsa

 

[Gravity]

pork pie is awesome
you should try it sometime soon
pork pie owns turkey

 

[Akasuna no Sasori]

Happy Thanksgiving *****es! And stop with the **** haikus!

 

[Shade_]

aha, oh my god,
three pages of poetry
i wonder when it will end

we are making haiku's looks so ********......... and its all graves fault, good job n you effort for all those poems though hazy. lol,

 

[Planet_Nintendu_64]

poems make me think i dont like that


this my rifle this is my gun this is for fighting this is for fun and i have no idea who said but i heard it on family guy

 

[Planet_Nintendu_64]

ohh and ribs are the meats of meats

 

[Gravity]

shade, your haiku sucks
it is five, seven, five not
five, seven, seven

lol thats great
rasterimpaster, so shade says
what a big fat noob

 

[pay$...]

God Shut The **** Up!

 

[Gravity]

babac is annoyed
by my haiku making ways
he should be thankful

 

[Hazygoose]

Vegetarians
Eat Chinese on Thanksgiving
At least Katie does

Something I should do
Is work at Target someday
Currency is good

Wal-Mart, it sucks ***
The hot girls are at Target
Wal-Mart can bite me

Happy Thanksgiving
Hope you all enjoy your day
I'll be in Tulsa

uuuhhhh. we eat tofurkey. or just other tofu dishes, that's what i like. and...scoping out chicks at target is creepy, yo.

Haiku have conquered
This already giant thread
Hazygoose is cool

booya.

 

[pay$...]

God Shut The **** Up!

 

[keroku_the_thunderwolf]

Seriously guys. I'm starting to lose interest in this thread because I'm tired of having to read everything in haiku. But anyways, I just wanted to say
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

 

[JesusFreak]

Reading everything in haiku makes things fun.

Hazy, you're a vegetarian? Oh well, you're still cool.

 

[Hazygoose]

haha, i think i've been involved with mroe animal rights activities than i have smashfests.
so...there.



and there.




and here. see, everywhere you look, there's a possibility that there may be a word.

 

[Shanx]

is it just me or did the thread get gayer since i was gone?

now if you excuse me i'm going to eat more things that could once move around.

 

[Gravity]

man, im tired of eating things that could ocne move around, now its time for pie, cake, and rolls.....

ill eat turkey after midnight...

and speaking of things that could once move around, i feel so full that i think i could throw up just by pushing on my stomach....

 

[Akasuna no Sasori]

is it just me or did the thread get gayer since i was gone?

now if you excuse me i'm going to eat more things that could once move around.

No, it's gayer now that you're back.

I said it once and I'll say it again. ENOUGH WITH THE **** HAIKUS!

 

[Gravity]

yeah, haikus seem to bring more annoyance then fun, ill save the haiku making for smashfests or something

but yeah, in response to zinth, my dad isnt vegetarian, and he still eats chinese on thanksgiving.

VEGETArain

ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JesusFreak]

I hope my body can take it...

 

[Shade_]

omg grave my bros say ITS OVER 9000!! all the time now and its driving me mad, Im blaming you!!! Yah thats right, you start all the worst trends and they all get to my bros!!

Anyway, yah i could never be a vegeterian i don't see how its humanly possible, I mean, at least fish or something, i cant imagin living with out that.

But yah. i need to get a mp3 player or an eyepod. one of the two, since cd players are outdated.

out yah happy thanksgiving to you to keroku!! And everyone else, though I went to golden coral and stuffed my self to death.

 

[JesusFreak]

The balls --- in my other pants pocket --- are inert

 

[Shanx]

goddammit shade, an eyepod?

 

[King_Gt]

i need an mp3 player
cuz i run my comp on 98 so itunes doesnt work because steve jobs doesnt understand backwards compatibility
thats why if apple made game consoles they would discontinue the first day the new system was released
iPods are alrite i guess i just dont feel like upgrading my computer
i have an old first generation ipod i won off the radio
I call it...
THE IPOD BRICK
When the battery dies, it doubles as a weapon of destruction.

Yeah and my old Mp3 player crapped out on me.