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[Robert of Normandy]

If Heroes is still around for FE's 30th Anniversary, they need to do an anniversary banner featuring Marth, Caeda, Alm, and Celica, but based on their NES artwork.

We need to relive the glory of pantless Marth and dong armor Alm.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Are their any boys in this or is it just all girls like normal

Gaius and Frederick show off a lot of skin.

Say what you will about Fire Emblem's fanservice but it's equal opportunity.

 

[praline]

Female Robin with an Octopus and Tiki with a melon.

Gaius with a bow and arrows and Frederick with a net.

Goodness this is lewd.

I don't get it.

 

[Opossum]

I dunno I like this art of Tiki and lady Robin better than the regular versions art in Heroes.


Whenever I go for green Frederick is like 80% of this time. It's actually annoying as hell. Heroes has actually ruined most Awakening units for me.

One man's trash is another man's treasure, I suppose.

One day, Frederick. One day.

 

[praline]

One man's trash is another man's treasure, I suppose.

One day, Frederick. One day.

If trading heroes were a thing I'd give you the next Frederick I got.

 

[Robert of Normandy]

I don't get it.

Well Robin and Tiki's should be obvious, but I'm with you on Frederick and Gaius.

Maybe it's a phallic thing?

 

[A Distant Demon]

I had a feeling there was going to be a special-summer banner eventually, but I'm surprised they would do it this soon considering the wedding banner happened just recently.

And I just looked at what the leaked art for each of them:

Spoiler: The leaked art

The link to all the leaked Summer Banner arts

Female Robin's art looks... odd. Seems like her chest is bigger compared to usual art depicted of her (at least from what I've seen). She has a spear with a fish at the end as her lance. Not much else to say.

Tiki's eyes look off for some reason, but I don't know why. The watermelon at the end of a stick is a suprising choice for an axe.

Gaius looks just like he did in his Awakening Beach DLC art. That candy bow he uses looks great, with the popsicle arrow being a nice touch.

Frederick gives me Makoto Tachibana vibes, probably because of the brown hair in combination with a jacket and exposed abs. It appears that he will be a dagger user where he throws sea shells instead of normal knives. Out of the four, I like Frederick's art the most.

"Summer Banner" they say


I think they mean "lewd banner"


They arent even trying to hide the fanservice at this point after the wedding stuff. Im sure it gets the whales to go wild so it serves their purpose but damn it's still weird as **** IMO.

 

[Opossum]

Well Robin and Tiki's should be obvious, but I'm with you on Frederick and Gaius.

Maybe it's a phallic thing?

I took the shell as a "comical censor object" joke, a la SpongeBob.

 

[praline]

Well Robin and Tiki's should be obvious, but I'm with you on Frederick and Gaius.

Maybe it's a phallic thing?

Yeah I meant about Frederick and Gaius.

"Summer Banner" they say


I think they mean "lewd banner"


They arent even trying to hide the fanservice at this point after the wedding stuff. Im sure it gets the whales to go wild so it serves their purpose but damn it's still weird as **** IMO.

What the hell is a whale?

I assume it has nothing to do with actual whales.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Well Robin and Tiki's should be obvious, but I'm with you on Frederick and Gaius.

Maybe it's a phallic thing?

Arrow.

Net.

Thrower.

Catcher.


WORK WITH MY LEWDNESS PEOPLE!!!!

 

[praline]

Arrow.

Net.

Thrower.

Catcher.


WORK WITH MY LEWDNESS PEOPLE!!!!

Yeah I still don't get it.

 

[Opossum]

I will say though.


Gaius having ice pop arrows legitimately made me laugh.

 

[Robert of Normandy]

Arrow.

Net.

Thrower.

Catcher.


WORK WITH MY LEWDNESS PEOPLE!!!!

Oh my, I see now.

Though I do think it's a bit of a stretch, not quite as blatant as the ladies.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Gaius and Frederick show off a lot of skin.

Say what you will about Fire Emblem's fanservice but it's equal opportunity.

Finally, Some man chest

 

[A Distant Demon]

What the hell is a whale?

I assume it has nothing to do with actual whales.

Whales are how most Gacha games like Heroes get their money

Whales are players that spend large amounts of money on these games. More than enough to make up for other players.
Remember that guy that spent thousands for Hector? Pretty much a textbook whale.

Stuff like waifus and husbandos are probably really good at getting whales to empty their wallets for their sweet sweet 2d spouse

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Yeah I still don't get it.

You are not alone, I dont get what he was getting at either

 

[Swamp Sensei]

It's about buttsex, you puritans.

 

[Mythra]

A Distant Demon
@Akxareth
Did anyone saw the LaVar Ball segment in RAW?

 

[A Distant Demon]

It's about buttsex, you puritans.

Adding this to "Nintenzone.zip" as well as "things IWouldNotExpectOnSB.ZIP"


Straight and to the point

A Distant Demon
@Akxareth
Did anyone saw the LaVar Ball segment in RAW?

Only like 1% of my brain functions cared sine I dont care for . . .whoever that was.

But I did see what he said from streamables after.

 

[praline]

Whales are how most Gacha games like Heroes get their money

Whales are players that spend large amounts of money on these games. More than enough to make up for other players.
Remember that guy that spent thousands for Hector? Pretty much a textbook whale.

Stuff like waifus and husbandos are probably really good at getting whales to empty their wallets for their sweet sweet 2d spouse

OH MY GLOB I'M A WHALE

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

It's about buttsex, you puritans.

I guess our jokes have hit the bottom of the barrel, now.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

I guess our jokes have hit the bottom of the barrel, now.

No.

Those jokes stop here.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

It's about buttsex, you puritans.

Uh..um..
Im still kinda trying to wrap my head around how that goes with that but ok

 

[Blargg888]

It's about buttsex, you puritans.

The butt's ex?

I'm sorry to hear that. I hope the butt does well in its future relationships.

 

[Opossum]

So looking at the subreddit, Tiki and Frederick are easily getting the most buzz.


Also casual reminder that Sacred Stones only has two characters in the game still.

 

[praline]

I bet y'all that I get Summer Tiki or Summer Robin in the first round of pulls.

 

[Opossum]

I bet y'all that I get Summer Tiki or Summer Robin in the first round of pulls.

One hundred Bartres and Florinas later...

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Also casual reminder that Sacred Stones only has two characters in the game still.

I don't know why we don't have more.

I mean, ****, the Tellius games have 5 at this point.

SS can at least afford that much.

 

[praline]

So looking at the subreddit, Tiki and Frederick are easily getting the most buzz.


Also casual reminder that Sacred Stones only has two characters in the game still.

I want Mulder in the focus whenever it happens.

 

[A Distant Demon]

It only makes sense that FE would be what gets us to sex

With how much focus the recent games have had on making armies of children you have to get there from somewhere

 

[Opossum]

I don't know why we don't have more.

I mean, ****, the Tellius games have 5 at this point.

SS can at least afford that much.

Like, Thracia 776 only having Olwen and Reinhardt I can understand, considering it was Japan only and easily the game with the
least exposure. Sacred Stones only having Eirika and Ephraim is legitimately kind of sad.

I'm honestly hoping for that and a Radiant Dawn banner sometime soon, since Micaiah is one of only three main lords not yet in the game.

 

[praline]

One hundred Bartres and Florinas later...

My luck is actually better than yours.

For the bride focus I wanted Charlotte. First blue I picked was her. The Celica focus I got Celica, Boey and Genny in the same pull. Got Tharja in her focus. Ike was my forst pull in the PoR focus. Got Athena in the FE3 banner in the first pull too.

 

[Z25]

Gaius and Frederick show off a lot of skin.

Say what you will about Fire Emblem's fanservice but it's equal opportunity.

Well Robin and Tiki's should be obvious, but I'm with you on Frederick and Gaius.

Maybe it's a phallic thing?

I took the shell as a "comical censor object" joke, a la SpongeBob.

This and to quote sagemaster's video:

"Gaius fires Creamy and Salty popsicles from his bow at opponents. The type that Roxas would love down his throat"

Its pretty damn lewd, but that's why its hilarious.

It only makes sense that FE would be what gets us to sex

With how much focus the recent games have had on making armies of children you have to get there from somewhere

gametheory.png

 

[Robert of Normandy]

So looking at the subreddit, Tiki and Frederick are easily getting the most buzz.


Also casual reminder that Sacred Stones only has two characters in the game still.

Poor Magvel.

You could argue Thracia has it just as bad, since there's only two characters unique to Thracia in the game. And of those, only one is a playable character.

At least Magvel has its main characters both in the game.

Prior to this past banner, (New) Mystery also arguably had it worse since only one of the Akaneia characters were not from SD originally.

 

[A Distant Demon]

I wonder how long they can keep FE heroes going for.

Even with FE's diverse cast of characters, you can only have so many versions of waifus and husbandos.


They've clearly left a few important/popular characters out for later like they did with Ike. Silas, Kaze, and more being MIA. But sooner or later you either have to start adding characters like Chad who no one cares for, just focusing on remakes of characters, or start giving up.

or start making AC mobile lel

 

[Swamp Sensei]

If anything, you can use FE:H to tell who IS thinks make the big money.

FE1/11
FE3/12
FE6
FE7
FE13
FE14

They all got lots of promotion with FE2/FE15 getting some cause it just released (who knows if that will stay).

FE9/10 doesn't seem to be seen as a big money maker but Ike is considering they gave him his own part of the story (and made him a BAMF while they were at it).

I suppose FE8 is kind of similar as Ephraim and Erika got some exposure but through paralogues only.

FE4 and FE5 got **** on though.

 

[Opossum]

I will say though.


I think a potential Validar GHB is one of IS's worst kept secrets.

I wonder how long they can keep FE heroes going for.

Even with FE's diverse cast of characters, you can only have so many versions of waifus and husbandos.


They've clearly left a few important/popular characters out for later like they did with Ike. Silas, Kaze, and more being MIA. But sooner or later you either have to start adding characters like Chad who no one cares for, just focusing on remakes of characters, or start giving up.

or start making AC mobile lel

Even after all the Awakening content they still haven't added Sumia. That's just wrong.

 

[Mythra]

It's about buttsex, you puritans.

You're my new favorite user now.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Even after all the Awakening content they still haven't added Sumia. That's just wrong.

Eh.

We aren't missing much.

Spoiler

As Swamp typed that opinion, he heard a screech behind him. As he turned he saw two red eyes state at him. The creature jumped at Swamp's throat as he screamed to the heavens.

On second thought...

Sumia pls

 

[Prometheus16]

Tiki vs Dragon Mai-*shot*

Ike Versus....someone...