Need developer to port games using C or C++

[Crash4Smash]

Anyone, I have a few projects I want done, including porting three Activision games to Nintendo Consoles, and share videos of it with Activision staff. Do NOT pirate, I'm planning on releasing these popular games at highly affordable prices.
If you want to legitimately make a difference, and provide affordable games to players of all groups on multiple systems. Help me out okay? Cause I don't have a lick of Programming skill.

 

[iCouch]

I'm fairly certain selling fan-made ports of another company's games is completely illegal.