Mr and Mrs SWF 2011

[PsychoIncarnate]

Yeah, I've had a bit on my plate but I promise I'll get it done by the end of the week.

Spoiler alert, I win every category.

If by "I" you mean a misspelling of my best known avatar, than I agree.

"Eye" won

 

[Attila_]

don't think i've been out-manlied yet.

there's been almost no shirtless pics.

 

[Teran]

Because nobody on this site has muscles.

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

Or a cliff to make Jonny Bravo poses on.

 

[Mini Mic]

Jesus ****ing Christ, just end this thing. It was funny at first but now it's just sad.

 

[Strong Badam]

Mini Mic has spoken.

 

[eighteenspikes]

don't think i've been out-manlied yet.

there's been almost no shirtless pics.

our large-back MM of olde says otherwise

 

[Pikaville]

Jesus ****ing Christ, just end this thing. It was funny at first but now it's just sad.

Then don't look at the thread?

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

our large-back MM of olde says otherwise

Yeah and there was that fat guy pretending he had muscles too

 

[Attila_]

oh snap.

ten snaps.

 

[The Real Gamer]

This thread is comedic gold.

 

[Teran]

Winners announced on Sunday when I get back.

 

[Terywj [태리]]

Let the hype begin!

 

[Pikaville]

Woohoo!

This is gonna be great.

 

[rhan]

<----- Biggest **** on SWF award.

Suuuuuuup

 

[Shorts]

I don't doubt it. You seem like a pretty big ****~

 

[rhan]

The squiggle makes it seem like you're hitting on me.
It also made it seem like that went in a totally different direction with it.

 

[Teran]

Well, you dirty drama queens, here we have it, the winners of the contest. In some cases it was tought to judge, in others not so much, mainly because there are no girls on the internet.

Plenty of guys seemed eager to play the vanity game though, why am I not surprised?

[collapse=Results]Mr Manly SWF - Shmot
While this was somewhat tough to call due to notable entrants with big muscles it ultimately came down to the fact that Shmot has the most manly face, and is pretty jacked, and does manly poses. And stuff.

Mrs Glamazon SWF - Thundermistress.

You'd think since she's asian I'd be all haha I'll put her in the cute category but her constant glamorous photoshoots and her awesome legs just made her win this one.

Mr Cute SWF - Shortiecanbrawl

OMG TERAN U DIDN'T CHOOSE FROWN WHY? He's cute in the more... traditional sense of the word, not really something you want to be affiliating with sex now, if you want to stay out of prison. It's okay just give him a few years at least he has the eyes! Shortie is just like pretty archetypal, although suppose his hair could be a bit more Efron-y for a totally typical look.

Mrs Cute SWF - Mrs Bahamut

She has a innocent looking face/smile. That's enough said, tbh, there isn't really that much to the dynamics of cute women per se, although it's impressive that she can pull off cute being a mama at the same time.[/collapse]

Everyone who took part gets honourable mention, don't worry, I did actually have to think about this, so it was a competition fasho :3

Also my decision is final and the absolute truth, you know, because I'm basically a deity.

 

[Terywj [태리]]

I don't know what 'vanity' means.

Good stuffs.

 

[Shorts]

Spoiler

YAY. I wiiin. :3

 

[Attila_]

:D

Does that mean I get a new title or something? Lol

And of course ash is the cutest <3

 

[Thundermistress]

:D

Does that mean I get a new title or something? Lol

And of course ash is the cutest <3

Baww, cuteds! <3

Wieewwwww

 

[Teran]

:D

Does that mean I get a new title or something? Lol

And of course ash is the cutest <3

No it means you get a tub of protein shake for your ego.

Talk off the boards if you want steroids.

 

[Attila_]

my ego loves protein!

by ego you mean biceps, right?

lolol

 

[Mota]

Haha congrats winners, this thread was fun

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

Hurrr I tried

 

[Frown]

OMG TERAN U DIDN'T CHOOSE FROWN WHY?

what

did i actually stand a chance

 

[Jim Morrison]

This thread was enjoyable in the same it's enjoyable to watch MLP fans get tortured. On one end, it's a human being tortured, but on the other, it's MLP.

 

[Teran]

my ego loves protein!

by ego you mean biceps, right?

lolol

Something like that!

Hurrr I tried

You actually did really well, you were definitely a winrar in the initial stages.

what

did i actually stand a chance

Yep.

Don't get any ideas though.

It's funny I suppose this somewhat proves I'm not shallow.

Damn.

 

[Terywj [태리]]

lol Mota, Thundermistress, and me repping Asia. Wheee.

And anyone else if I missed it. I'm sorry. :x

 

[#HBC | ZoZo]

You actually did really well, you were definitely a winrar in the initial stages.

At least I had consistent support throughout the game.

I should upload that black/white pic more often cuz girls seem to like it.

 

[rhan]

So where's my award for biggest ****?

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

Up your *** where it belongs.

I kinda did it just to see people's reactions. Sentinal's and Frotaz's really made my day lol

 

[rhan]

LOL You took that wrong guy. I checked.

 

[Pikaville]

All Teran's choices were the ones I would have picked too :3

 

[CAOTIC]

satisfying results. he basically copied my recommendations. gays here all have the same taste

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I must have been so overwhelmingly good looking that I overwhelmed the optic sensor's in Terran's mind and it resulted in him not being able to see me.

It's understandable

Edit: I said Overwhelming twice in the row, it sound horrible. I'll think of something to edit that out later. Maybe. Or just imagine it sound better

 

[Chill]

Recount!

 

[Pikaville]

I agree.

Recount!

 

[Teran]

No I obviously used this contest as an excuse to find the new gay SWF generation since they find it impossible not to enter a contest of vanity.

;D

It's up to you to believe whether I'm serious or not.