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The Assault of Laughter ﷼
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*IMPORTANT* LISTEN TO THIS WHILE READING THIS TASTY THREAD
WAHAHAHAHAHA!!
So out of NOWHERE..... Nicole thinks she's hot **** and ups the ante on Ripple and my $10 money match request at Apex versus her and Will.....
AT FIRST I WAS LIKE,
"HOLD UP, WHY WOULD YOU MONEY MATCH THE GREAT ILLMATIC, TRAINED BY MEkOS GOD OF ALL THINGS DOUBLES AND NOT BEING CARRIED BY M2K - IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS BRAWL (THE GAME I'M CLEARLY BETTER AT BY FAR - NO CONTEST)?"
But then... when I saw the amount she requested to raise it by, I literally **** bricks.
*Warning the amount following is OBSCENE, view at your own risk*
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$100!!!!!
(ONE HUNDRED US DOLLARS)
HOLY CRAAAAAAPPP!
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What kind of IDIOT that gets ***** BY ROBS AND FRAKIN ZERO SUIT SAMUS would request such a LUDICROUS AMOUNT?
LMAO WHO CARES? CAUSE RIPPLE AND I ARE GOING TO GLADLY TAKE NICOLE AND WILL'S MONEY REGARDLESS AND SEND THEM BACK CRYING TO THEIR MOMMIES
(the future of what's to come)
TFL;DFR:
AT APEX 2012 THERE WILL BE A $100 DOUBLES MONEY MATCH BEST OUT OF 7 (SEVEN) WITH ILLMATIC, RIPPLE, WILL, AND NICOLE. IT'S GOING TO BE AMAZING BECAUSE THESE TWO CHARACTERS ARE ACTUALLY NOT BORING TO WATCH AND IT WILL BE AT THE GREATEST SMASH TOURNAMENT OF ALL TIME - PLUS IT'S DOUBLES... WHEN IS THAT EVER BORING?!?!
(Click the link next to each player's name)
ILLMATIC - (Best Peach to ever grace the Earth)
+
RIPPLE - (The Nicole Slayer)
VS.
NICOLE - (Overshadowed By Illmatic
and TERRIBLE Rage Quitter)
+
WILL - (Why is he wearing eye liner? LMAO)
THE WINNING TEAM WILL BE LEAVING WITH $400 IN THEIR POCKETS. HOLY FRAK!
WHAT REASON IS THERE FOR YOU NOT TO BE WATCHING THIS? THIS IS JUST ANOTHER REASON FOR YOU TO ATTEND APEX, GET HYPED!
SIDEBETS, ANYONE?
Who will place higher in tournament, Illmatic/Nicole or Will/Ripple?
Who will win the $400 doubles money match?
Place your sidebets by replying in the thread!
I will update the whiteboard as they arise!
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NICOLE'S RAP RESPONSE
WAHAHAHAHAHA!!
So out of NOWHERE..... Nicole thinks she's hot **** and ups the ante on Ripple and my $10 money match request at Apex versus her and Will.....
AT FIRST I WAS LIKE,
"HOLD UP, WHY WOULD YOU MONEY MATCH THE GREAT ILLMATIC, TRAINED BY MEkOS GOD OF ALL THINGS DOUBLES AND NOT BEING CARRIED BY M2K - IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS BRAWL (THE GAME I'M CLEARLY BETTER AT BY FAR - NO CONTEST)?"
But then... when I saw the amount she requested to raise it by, I literally **** bricks.
*Warning the amount following is OBSCENE, view at your own risk*
[COLLAPSE=""]
$100!!!!!
(ONE HUNDRED US DOLLARS)
HOLY CRAAAAAAPPP!
[/COLLAPSE]
What kind of IDIOT that gets ***** BY ROBS AND FRAKIN ZERO SUIT SAMUS would request such a LUDICROUS AMOUNT?
LMAO WHO CARES? CAUSE RIPPLE AND I ARE GOING TO GLADLY TAKE NICOLE AND WILL'S MONEY REGARDLESS AND SEND THEM BACK CRYING TO THEIR MOMMIES
(the future of what's to come)
TFL;DFR:
AT APEX 2012 THERE WILL BE A $100 DOUBLES MONEY MATCH BEST OUT OF 7 (SEVEN) WITH ILLMATIC, RIPPLE, WILL, AND NICOLE. IT'S GOING TO BE AMAZING BECAUSE THESE TWO CHARACTERS ARE ACTUALLY NOT BORING TO WATCH AND IT WILL BE AT THE GREATEST SMASH TOURNAMENT OF ALL TIME - PLUS IT'S DOUBLES... WHEN IS THAT EVER BORING?!?!
(Click the link next to each player's name)
ILLMATIC - (Best Peach to ever grace the Earth)
+
RIPPLE - (The Nicole Slayer)
VS.
NICOLE - (Overshadowed By Illmatic
and TERRIBLE Rage Quitter)
+
WILL - (Why is he wearing eye liner? LMAO)
THE WINNING TEAM WILL BE LEAVING WITH $400 IN THEIR POCKETS. HOLY FRAK!
WHAT REASON IS THERE FOR YOU NOT TO BE WATCHING THIS? THIS IS JUST ANOTHER REASON FOR YOU TO ATTEND APEX, GET HYPED!
SIDEBETS, ANYONE?
Who will place higher in tournament, Illmatic/Nicole or Will/Ripple?
Who will win the $400 doubles money match?
Place your sidebets by replying in the thread!
I will update the whiteboard as they arise!
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NICOLE'S RAP RESPONSE
(Requested by Nicole)
PUT THIS **** ON THE FRONT ****ing PAGE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3YNdanXnjY
eat it *****es