Money Match Illmatic and Ripple Vs Nicole and Will At Apex

z00ted

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*IMPORTANT* LISTEN TO THIS WHILE READING THIS TASTY THREAD

WAHAHAHAHAHA!!

So out of NOWHERE..... Nicole thinks she's hot **** and ups the ante on Ripple and my $10 money match request at Apex versus her and Will.....

AT FIRST I WAS LIKE,



"HOLD UP, WHY WOULD YOU MONEY MATCH THE GREAT ILLMATIC, TRAINED BY MEkOS GOD OF ALL THINGS DOUBLES AND NOT BEING CARRIED BY M2K - IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS BRAWL (THE GAME I'M CLEARLY BETTER AT BY FAR - NO CONTEST)?"


But then... when I saw the amount she requested to raise it by, I literally **** bricks.



*Warning the amount following is OBSCENE, view at your own risk*
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$100!!!!!
(ONE HUNDRED US DOLLARS)





HOLY CRAAAAAAPPP!



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What kind of IDIOT that gets ***** BY ROBS AND FRAKIN ZERO SUIT SAMUS would request such a LUDICROUS AMOUNT?

LMAO WHO CARES? CAUSE RIPPLE AND I ARE GOING TO GLADLY TAKE NICOLE AND WILL'S MONEY REGARDLESS AND SEND THEM BACK CRYING TO THEIR MOMMIES

(the future of what's to come)









TFL;DFR:

AT APEX 2012 THERE WILL BE A $100 DOUBLES MONEY MATCH BEST OUT OF 7 (SEVEN) WITH ILLMATIC, RIPPLE, WILL, AND NICOLE. IT'S GOING TO BE AMAZING BECAUSE THESE TWO CHARACTERS ARE ACTUALLY NOT BORING TO WATCH AND IT WILL BE AT THE GREATEST SMASH TOURNAMENT OF ALL TIME - PLUS IT'S DOUBLES... WHEN IS THAT EVER BORING?!?!

(Click the link next to each player's name)


ILLMATIC - (Best Peach to ever grace the Earth)




+

RIPPLE - (The Nicole Slayer)








VS.







NICOLE - (Overshadowed By Illmatic
and TERRIBLE Rage Quitter)





+


WILL - (Why is he wearing eye liner? LMAO)









THE WINNING TEAM WILL BE LEAVING WITH $400 IN THEIR POCKETS. HOLY FRAK!

WHAT REASON IS THERE FOR YOU NOT TO BE WATCHING THIS? THIS IS JUST ANOTHER REASON FOR YOU TO ATTEND APEX, GET HYPED!








SIDEBETS, ANYONE?
Who will place higher in tournament, Illmatic/Nicole or Will/Ripple?
Who will win the $400 doubles money match?

Place your sidebets by replying in the thread!
I will update the whiteboard as they arise!
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NICOLE'S RAP RESPONSE


(Requested by Nicole)

PUT THIS **** ON THE FRONT ****ing PAGE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3YNdanXnjY

eat it *****es
 

z00ted

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just want to make it clear, we are EACH wagering $100 LMAOOOO
 

Leaf.

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I don't even need to wish anyone luck, I know how it's going down.
 

z00ted

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lmao guys, that really isnt me... eating money ROFL i look nothing like that

(but the amazing super death combo is mine)
 

MechaWave

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Pfft. Will obviously sucks.

I'll be watching this one. Screw Razer. xP
 

Ripple

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Xyro just mad....

Xyro, $50 MM against me?

also, Illmatic, you should post this in the tournament discussion
 

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LOL omg i DIED at the pics.

anyway you should put my rebuttal on the first page of this too, but it's not quite ready yet. i'll send it to you when it is!
 

z00ted

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lmaooo this is so incredibly funny i cant wait for nicole's response

*EDITED IN SONG*
 

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Can we SIDE BET PLS???!

If so I'll myself sidebet 100 DOLLARS OON WILL AND NICOLE, I'M NOT EVEN ****ING JOCKING, SOMEONE PLS SIDEBET AGAINST ME.
 

Ripple

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Can we SIDE BET PLS???!

If so I'll myself sidebet 100 DOLLARS OON WILL AND NICOLE, I'M NOT EVEN ****ING JOCKING, SOMEONE PLS SIDEBET AGAINST ME.
I'll take that side-bet :troll:

$200 for me? sounds delicious
 

Nicole

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ripple i know your rich parents give you whatever moneys you want, but don't disrespect daddy and throw his hard earned money away on side-bets, jesus.
 

Ripple

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I have my own money I spend thank you. I have $15,000 to my name
 

z00ted

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wow, you're a cool kid

btw nicole, that was the WORST rebuttal ever
 

Nicole

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$14,800 you mean?

and dude that wasnt even my rebuttal, i was just making friendly banter on this thread lol. you'll know when it's my rebuttal.
 
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