MKGD: A new Bat watches over the town

[Gates]

so I revealed to her the team that eliminated her from the DDD tourny was Gate's team, a team which I personally reviewed and critiqued. She mad.

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Actually I regret telling her that, it seems like a low blow and I somewhat felt as if I was dropping to her level by saying that but she was just being downright cruel and immature to me. =/

umm, I won the first game then she disconnected and gave me the win but every time you tell the story you make it sound like I totally ***** her lol. We both had bad teams anyway it's just that mine sucked less lol.

He forgot Fox Only Final Destination.

I wish that tourney would have finished so I could've won D:
But nooooo CRASHIC had to go all emo mode n ****. Ohwell maybe ill play HG/SS competitively again !

tbh I was the one who kept pressuring people to do their matches, not Crashic, and then when I lost to you I stopped caring lol.

She was the only one that modded the Ice Climber boards too, so...

Well in that care I guess you guys better work on throwing more ice blocks and less controllers.

this is my best Melee snapshot

He's fingering Mew.

right after I won FAST1 with mostly DDD. I also beat Seibriks MK 3 times, Snake 2 times, and DDD in the ditto between Winners Finals and Grand Finals at another FL tourney the week after FAST1. (3 stock in the ddd ditto). I switched because I got BORED of DDD.

So now not only have I Dededecided M2K I've also trolled him.

 

[Affinity]

 

[*JuriHan*]

umm, I won the first game then she disconnected and gave me the win but every time you tell the story you make it sound like I totally ***** her lol. We both had bad teams anyway it's just that mine sucked less lol.

dude i know your team sucked, that's what makes it even more hilarious that you won

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and just shows just how god awful bunny really is

I didn't say or imply **** at all.

So now not only have I Dededecided M2K I've also trolled him.

srsly gates quit meat riding yourself that u DDDcided m2k. No one cares. It was funny at the time (but would of been funnier if you did DDD's side taunt) but you need to quit acting like it was something skillful because it wasn't. You got zero deathed and your **** licked in less than a min iirc. Try doing it WITH a stock advantage and ACTUALLY WINNING the match AND set then we can talk later.

 

[Affinity]

srsly gates quit meat riding yourself that u DDDcided m2k. No one cares. It was funny at the time (but would of been funnier if you did DDD's side taunt) but you need to quit acting like it was something skillful because it wasn't. You got zero deathed and your **** licked in less than a min iirc. Try doing it WITH a stock advantage and ACTUALLY WINNING the match AND set then we can talk later.

****.

Get told.

 

[Gates]

lol.

just lol. I'll expand more later.

 

[*JuriHan*]

lol.

just lol. I'll expand more later.

http://allisbrawl.com/group.aspx?id=11013

moar like worst, amirite? Purpose of DDDciding is to win, bro.





pokeman aim ****:


============
SniperNightOwl 2:06 pm
(2:06:17 PM): man these ppl are stupid
(2:06:26 PM): like if u see a chick with a ho-oh following her
(2:06:32 PM): why would you want to battle?
(2:06:34 PM): srsly...
tallman2:06 pm
(2:06:37 PM): lol I know, right?
(2:06:39 PM): it made me think
(2:06:42 PM): in D/P
(2:06:47 PM): when you get the vs seeker
(2:07:24 PM): it's like "you've just saved the world from calamity and captured the pokemon god of space, now excuse me whilst I fight a trainer with a bidoof and a starly"
SniperNightOwl 2:07 pm
(2:07:42 PM): lol
SniperNightOwl 2:08 pm
(2:08:01 PM): i always wondered about the money thing
(2:08:09 PM): how you get money from beating people
(2:08:17 PM): i guess every battle is like a money match in pokemon
tallman31290 2:09 pm
(2:09:01 PM): I guess so
tallman 2:11 pm
(2:11:19 PM): I wish it was that easy to get that rich IRL
SniperNightOwl 2:11 pm
(2:11:27 PM): dude how do u think it would be for me
tallman 2:11 pm
(2:11:30 PM): lol
SniperNightOwl 2:11 pm
(2:11:32 PM): wait no one would mm me
tallman 2:11 pm
(2:11:41 PM): no, people not in the know would be like
(2:11:43 PM): lol a girl
SniperNightOwl 2:11 pm
(2:11:48 PM): they fight me
(2:11:51 PM): OH DEAR GOD
(2:12:36 PM): well im taking on elite 4 with 2 pokemon
(2:12:49 PM): lv 47 jigglypuff and an ev trained adamant gyrados with great ivs
tallman 2:12 pm
(2:12:56 PM): lol
SniperNightOwl 2:12 pm
(2:12:57 PM): they're going to get the ****
(2:13:17 PM): i might evolve jigglypuff
SniperNightOwl 2:13 pm
(2:13:32 PM): she's really bad in-game in d/p/plt
(2:13:37 PM): and hg/s
(2:13:38 PM): s
(2:13:47 PM): there werent evs so she was better in older games
tallman 2:14 pm
(2:14:00 PM): yeah
SniperNightOwl 2:14 pm
(2:14:24 PM): should of name gyrados "gg"
(2:14:30 PM): because after a dd its gg
tallman 2:14 pm
(2:14:36 PM): LOL
SniperNightOwl 2:14 pm
(2:14:38 PM): i named it the pissed face









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my battle with lance:
SniperNightOwl 2:29 pm
(2:29:17 PM): im at lance
(2:29:22 PM): GO JIGGLYPUFF
(2:29:26 PM): THUNDERBOLT THAT GYRADOS
tallman 2:29 pm
(2:29:36 PM): haha
SniperNightOwl 2:29 pm
(2:29:38 PM): **** it has a physical move
(2:29:41 PM): LOL
(2:29:48 PM): waterfall took it out in one hit
(2:30:06 PM): its ok one dd is all i need
(2:30:20 PM): lol dragon pulse on gyrados
tallman 2:30 pm
(2:30:44 PM): lol
SniperNightOwl 2:30 pm
(2:30:45 PM): wow crit him with stone edge
SniperNightOwl 2:31 pm
(2:31:19 PM): lv 49 dragonite
(2:31:24 PM): wtf thats not possible
tallman 2:31 pm
(2:31:27 PM): LOL
SniperNightOwl 2:31 pm
(2:31:27 PM): he pokesaved it
(2:32:49 PM): well my gyra just violated his team
(2:32:54 PM): jigglypuff helped tho
(2:32:59 PM): she took the intimidate lol
tallman 2:33 pm
(2:33:01 PM): lol violated

======================


me deciding not to evolve Jigglypuff:

SniperNightOwl 2:41 pm
(2:41:33 PM): lol
(2:42:32 PM): hp- 191, at-65, def-27, spa-64, spd-34, speed-41
(2:42:36 PM): is puff
(2:42:41 PM): now to evolve
tallman 2:43 pm
(2:43:38 PM): lol **** it's so slow
SniperNightOwl 2:44 pm
(2:44:00 PM): hp-215, at-89, df-49 spa-95, sp-58, speed-64
(2:44:06 PM): much better
(2:44:14 PM): still defenses are god awful
tallman 2:44 pm
(2:44:23 PM): yeah
SniperNightOwl 2:45 pm
(2:45:09 PM): no.. i cant
(2:45:12 PM): i resetted
(2:45:16 PM): im keeping jigglypuff
tallman 2:45 pm
(2:45:21 PM): lol
SniperNightOwl 2:45 pm
(2:45:24 PM): its like me dropping her for kirby
tallman 2:45 pm
(2:45:27 PM): lol
SniperNightOwl 2:45 pm
(2:45:29 PM): which i already did before
(2:45:31 PM): >.>
(2:45:32 PM): <.<
tallman 2:45 pm
(2:45:40 PM): lol
SniperNightOwl 2:45 pm
(2:45:55 PM): shes getting boxed tho
tallman 2:46 pm
(2:46:01 PM): lol
SniperNightOwl 2:46 pm
(2:46:12 PM): ill spare her evolution but shes going on perm. vacation
SniperNightOwl 2:50 pm
(2:50:02 PM): oh wait *he's
(2:50:08 PM): not use to male jigglypuffs
tallman 2:50 pm
(2:50:15 PM): lol
(2:50:19 PM): so you're a sexist now
(2:50:24 PM): a racist and a sexist
SniperNightOwl 2:50 pm
(2:50:35 PM): nNOu
tallman 2:50 pm
(2:50:38 PM): haha

 

[Player-4]

Zori (name search this) is a sexist Pokemon trainer. Males only on his time.

-"P4 can I have your Magby?" -Z
-- "Sure, you want this Elekid too?" -P4
-"(long pause) the thing is, I don't train girl Pokemon" -Z
--"................................... you have GOT to be kidding me." -P4

 

[*JuriHan*]

Zori (name search this) is a sexist Pokemon trainer. Males only on his time.

-"P4 can I have your Magby?" -Z
-- "Sure, you want this Elekid too?" -P4
-"(long pause) the thing is, I don't train girl Pokemon" -Z
--"................................... you have GOT to be kidding me." -P4

wtf they have same stats... does he dislike legends too because they are genderless ? ******

 

[heytallman]

I only train genders that makes sense. I refuse to train a female Machamp, for example. Or even worse: a female Mr. Mime.

 

[Player-4]

Or a male Jynx.

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So many bad images are going through my mind.

 

[napZzz]

or A Male Jynx.

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so Many Bad Images Are Going Through My Mind.

Bull****ttt

 

[*JuriHan*]

I only train genders that makes sense. I refuse to train a female Machamp, for example. Or even worse: a female Mr. Mime.

i have a female machamp and i named it "Im a girl?"

lol

 

[Player-4]

i have a female machamp and i named it "Im a girl?"

lol

You're a biiitch?!

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tallman will get it

 

[heytallman]

You're a biiitch?!

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tallman will get it

Choose from a variety of insults, like:
Does that jersey come in men's?
Does that face come in men's?
Does your mom come in men's? (I wanna sex your dad)

THE INSULTS DON'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE!
YOU CHOOSE THE WORDS, YOU CHOOSE THE TONE!

You're a biiitch?

NFL Crunchtime: Feel it, smell it, FOOTBALL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O6rxb9XO1Y

 

[*JuriHan*]

^ I like you two, and dont want my g's to get infracted so edit that because isnt that censor dodging? Virg might come out of someone's *** and infract you for it, like what he did to me the ****ing disco room for christ's sake after i even said if it was censor dodging i would edit my post.

 

[heytallman]

^ I like you two, and dont want my g's to get infracted so edit that because isnt that censor dodging? Virg might come out of someone's *** and infract you for it, like what he did to me the ****ing disco room for christ's sake after i even said if it was censor dodging i would edit my post.

Holy crap did you just call us "g's" ?

 

[Player-4]

Holy **** I think she did, plus she likes me. Move over Tallman because SNO now has TWO boyfriends. YEAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

 

[*JuriHan*]

Holy crap did you just call us "g's" ?

isnt that what black people say? That's why I said it lol trying to live up to snipernigowl + im super racist

Holy **** I think she did, plus she likes me. Move over Tallman because SNO now has TWO boyfriends. YEAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

dont take this the wrong way bro but

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UJqtlVZWww&feature=related

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didnt u learn your lesson with lee martin and messing with kate?

 

[heytallman]

Me and Lee should start a "P4 stop hitting on our girlfriends kthx" club. And just watch the numbers grow...

 

[Player-4]

OH ****

Dina called me out. I don't even like Katie god****, I wish people would drop that whole thing.

I don't like you either, in that way. I just like trollin'.

 

[Gates]

dude i know your team sucked, that's what makes it even more hilarious that you won

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and just shows just how god awful bunny really is

I didn't say or imply **** at all.

Well you bring it up enough without context that you make it seems like I ***** her.

And yeah, what's interesting is that once I stopped getting advice from you and researching on my own I did a lot better at pokemans.

srsly gates quit meat riding yourself that u DDDcided m2k. No one cares. It was funny at the time (but would of been funnier if you did DDD's side taunt) but you need to quit acting like it was something skillful because it wasn't. You got zero deathed and your **** licked in less than a min iirc. Try doing it WITH a stock advantage and ACTUALLY WINNING the match AND set then we can talk later.

You've obviously never seen me when someone else brings it up around me. I am the first to point out that I lost the match in the end, that one Dededecide doesn't make me a good player, that it's a dumb trick that rarely works and takes almost no skill, etc. I know how much I sucked when I played Brawl and it got to a point where people would just joke about me being a good player by Dededeciding M2K so much that it annoyed me. It's one of the reasons I stopped playing Brawl, the community doesn't take me seriously when I say that I'm a bad player because of it.

Way to totally tell when I'm joking Dina. btw how many stocks have you ever taken off M2K?

****.

Get told.

stfu gb2Mexico I'll call immigration on you

http://allisbrawl.com/group.aspx?id=11013

moar like worst, amirite? Purpose of DDDciding is to win, bro.

Boxxy made that group, not me. I didn't even ask him to.

wtf they have same stats...

What about Nidoran?

I only train genders that makes sense. I refuse to train a female Machamp, for example.

What, you don't like topless girls? Since you're dating Dina you won't be seeing one anytime soon.

Or a male Jynx.

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So many bad images are going through my mind.

I had to actually look up to make sure that Jynx was female only.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O6rxb9XO1Y

Choose your cheerleader outfits on a sliding scale of lewdness, from burka to tit burka!

 

[*JuriHan*]

Well you bring it up enough without context that you make it seems like I ***** her.

And yeah, what's interesting is that once I stopped getting advice from you and researching on my own I did a lot better at pokemans.

You've obviously never seen me when someone else brings it up around me. I am the first to point out that I lost the match in the end, that one Dededecide doesn't make me a good player, that it's a dumb trick that rarely works and takes almost no skill, etc. I know how much I sucked when I played Brawl and it got to a point where people would just joke about me being a good player by Dededeciding M2K so much that it annoyed me. It's one of the reasons I stopped playing Brawl, the community doesn't take me seriously when I say that I'm a bad player because of it.

Way to totally tell when I'm joking Dina. btw how many stocks have you ever taken off M2K?

stfu gb2Mexico I'll call immigration on you

Boxxy made that group, not me. I didn't even ask him to.

What about Nidoran?

What, you don't like topless girls? Since you're dating Dina you won't be seeing one anytime soon.

I had to actually look up to make sure that Jynx was female only.

Choose your cheerleader outfits on a sliding scale of lewdness, from burka to tit burka!

tl;dr


or tl;dc

(too long didnt care)

 

[Gates]

you know what else is too long for Dina...

Spoiler

my ding a ling

 

[heytallman]

you know what else is too long for Dina...

I'd say.....but she'd get mad at me and call me a pervert.

edit: well, I was gonna say mine.

 

[*JuriHan*]

oh lawd........ ._.;;

 

[FlatSoda]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04

i'm at the pizza hut

i'm at the taco bell

i'm at the cooooooooooooooombination pizza hut and taco bell
where u @?

 

[OverLade]

There's such thing as a female machamp? o_o

 

[Gates]

there is, and I'd hit it.

 

[*JuriHan*]

What qualities they look for in the Jigglypuff Backroom:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8KZiy9axJM

(its in high quality now)

 

[Gates]

Hey guys, are there enough Poliwraths in my sig?

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[*JuriHan*]

XYRO XYRO XYRO XYRO77 ALLAN XYRO

there is, and I'd hit it.

not saying much. You're always so horny you would probly hit anything

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including your own mother.

 

[Gates]

Nah, I don't **** the low tiers.

 

[*JuriHan*]

Nah, I don't **** the low tiers.

what is this i dont even




also






lets see prediction get better than this


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e71_U1igd-Y

kthnxbai,

pokemon researcher? What's that?

I would never

Spoiler

lower myself

apply, but if someone sent me an invite I may consider. Wtf do u guys do anyways lol

Spoiler

copy pasta smogon and try to abuse the RNG?

 

[Gates]

pokemon researcher? What's that?

I would never lower myself apply, but if someone sent me an invite I may consider. Wtf do u guys do anyways lol copy pasta smogon and try to abuse the RNG?

Pretty much. I'd still like to be one just because it's the only forum I go to on Smashboards anymore.

 

[Gates]

I got infracted for an on-topic post in a Rating Room thread.

**** Virgilus.

EDIT: He reversed it but still.

 

[*JuriHan*]

^ lmao. I know how you feel.


also

P4 you **** blocked Tallman I was going to kiss him then you called or texted him or something, then the level in Sonic Adventure2 loaded so he had to wait. Stop freakin bothering him when he's at my place gawd ****it

 

[Player-4]

^ lmao. I know how you feel.


also

P4 you **** blocked Tallman I was going to kiss him then you called or texted him or something, then the level in Sonic Adventure2 loaded so he had to wait. Stop freakin bothering him when he's at my place gawd ****it

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lol he's the one who checked his phone. The little **** didn't even respond. I was just telling him I got 3rd singles at this tourney and 1st in dubs.

 

[Gates]

lol Sonic Adventure 2 what a scrub no wonder he's not getting any.

 

[*JuriHan*]

lol Sonic Adventure 2 what a scrub no wonder he's not getting any.

fail troll is fail. The Dreamcast games were the last legit Sonic games.

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And I wouldn't be calling him a scrub- as you take the title in both Pokemon and Brawl.

@ P4 yeah he told me about your results. Anyways stop bothering him when it's me time!!!! ya im mad ******!

 

[Player-4]

LOLOLOLOLOL I had no idea. How am I supposed to know you two are doing sins together?