Misinterpret the Sakurai Quote!

[Linkmain-maybe]

The new smash game supports PlayStation controllers.

“Kirby is my pride and joy!”

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Kirby is Sakurai's Son.

"Andross is going to be Playable in next Smash Game"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

The next Smash game will include a special gamemode where players can temporarily control Assist Trophies.

"Just trying misinterpreting this statement!"

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Sakurai Misinterprets the QUOTE.

"No more Fire Emblem! Im gonna focus on Scrimblo Bimblos"

 

[HyperSomari64]

"Masahiro Sakurai adds bimbos from Fire Emblem to Smash"

"My favorite western cartoon i have seen is SpongeBob SquarePants"

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Spongebob is confirmed to Smash as 4th Party.

"Now Nintendo removes all 3rd Parties from Smash in next Game, leaving only 1st Parties."

 

[Linkmain-maybe]

Spongebob is confirmed to Smash as 4th Party.

"Now Nintendo removes all 3rd Parties from Smash in next Game, leaving only 1st Parties."

All 3rd parties are claimed by nintendo, meaning that every current 3rd party will be a 1st party.


“Please stop asking for among us in smash!”

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Sakurai is tired from Among Us.

"I like every Newgrounds Characters except Boyfriend, who is annoying"

 

[Linkmain-maybe]

Sakurai is tired from Among Us.

"I like every Newgrounds Characters except Boyfriend, who is annoying"

TANKMAN FOR SMASH!!!

“My cat is going to enter smash!”

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Your cat is Confirmed as Assist Trophy.

"New Assist Trophy in Smash is Opa-Opa from Fantasy Zone"

 

[KneeOfJustice99]

Your cat is Confirmed as Assist Trophy.

"New Assist Trophy in Smash is Opa-Opa from Fantasy Zone"

The next Smash game, and the series moving forward, will be a series of gacha games for mobile platforms only, and riddled with more microtransactions than Mario Kart Tour and early Battlefront 2, to represent the shop system in Fantasy Zone as well as possible.

"Personally, I prefer the air."

 

[Mamboo07]

A new fighter is announced, it's a clone of Falco.

"Looks like things are about to get louder."

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

The Volume of Fighters is getting loud, which it means that Every fighter Screams for Now.

"I watched Pibby by Adult Swim"

 

[Baysha]

Sakurai is working on the story mode for Warner Bros Multiversus and he needs to watch to source material.

"Have you noticed purple and yellow chairs behind me today?"

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Sakurai's favorite colors are Purple and Yellow.

"I acquired Glitch Productions to make Tari playable in Smash"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Tari will be playable...in the next Super Smash Bros. game, whenever that will be released.

"DAMN IT KRIS, WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!"

 

[HyperSomari64]

Deltarune: Chapter 3 will have a demo secretly hidden in the source code of the next Smash.

"I think Batman is a better character than Superman."

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Sakurai Puts Batman as Playable and Superman is Assist.

"Darm, I kinda don't care about Waluigi"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Sakurai confirmed as the lead developer for Nintendo's first ever platformer to feature Waluigi as the main playable character.

"I am Rouxls Kaard, thou're greatest adversary!"

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Rouxls Kaard is confirmed for smahs as Playable.

"Hahahahaha, I was acting"

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Abracadabra, this thread is gonna be alive in seconds!

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Despite I don't want to bump this thread, but I really need to..
(I'm gonna remove the comment later on)

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Sakurai confirmed to be an actor (wow this thread's gone a while without any posts).

"We don't talk about Bruno."

 

[Northsouthmap]

Sakurai is making an Encanto game.

"Sonic Adventure was mid."

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

That means that bit of Sonic Adventure content appeared in new smash game.

"Guys listen, I won't be allowing characters from Mature franchises if they can't be toned down for smash game"

 

[Northsouthmap]

Remastered collections of mature franchises come to the Switch.

"Super Mario Bros The Lost Levels is easy"

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Sakurai was just trying to gaslight people into thinking that SMB Lost levels is totally easy.

"Return the slab"

 

[Northsouthmap]

Nintendo is making a Courage video game.

"Do a barrel roll"

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Peppy Hare confirmed as an Assist Trophy.

"I am no Jedi."

 

[Northsouthmap]

Nintendo makes Star Wars game.

It's on like Donkey Kong!

 

[nirvanafan]

Seth Rogan will voice DK in the games now.

Recites DK rap lyrics

 

[FazDude]

He’s finally gonna add the original (superior) DK Rap to Smash.

“I am now forklift certified.”

 

[KingofPhantoms]

It's confirmed that Sakurai plans on working as a forklift driving and pursuing a career in construction after a successful video game career as a video game developer.

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

 

[Northsouthmap]

Sakurai hunts down a shark.

"I'm faster than a speeding bullet"

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Sakurai makes everyone faster in next smash game.

"Alors on danse"

 

[Northsouthmap]

Sakurai is now a musician.

"I'm gonna break my monitor"

 

[DragonRobotKing26]

Sakurai confirms Smash games ported for PC

"I smell air"

 

[nirvanafan]

Air is in the sky, Kid Icarus has lots of Sky levels, obviously Uprising is getting a remake or sequel.

Enjoy your retirement Charles Martinet

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Charles Martinet confirmed as the director of the next Super Smash Bros. game.

"Oh, Caesar, Emperor of Rome!"

 

[FazDude]

A Mario is Missing stage will be added to Smash, featuring a stage cameo from Julius Ceasar.

"My name is Sakurai and you'll do what I say (whoop whoop)"