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Merry Christmas for all

pwnzorz

pwnzorz

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Merry Christmas Smash-bitc*es!!
yeah tomorrow!!!
im done...(goes to sleep)
 
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Frogla

Smash Ace
Joined
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Messages
813
This needs a comeback for the holidays.


How Sakurai Stole Christmas By Carlos Robles (AKA: Solracselbor)

Every Kid Down in GameSpot Liked Christmas a lot... But Sakurai, Who lived just North of Gamespot, Did NOT! Sakurai hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. Could it be that Mario's overalls were buckled too tight? Or perhaps Sonic's entrance infringed legal rights? But I think that the most likely reason of all, May have been that there weren't enough fighters in Brawl.

Whatever the reason, the hardware or the plotters, He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating Gamespotters, Staring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown, At the warm lighted windows below in their town. For he knew every Kid down in Gamespot could see, Visions of Smash Brothers Brawl on their Nintendo Wii's.

"And they're practicing Melee?!" he snarled with a sneer, "Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!" Then he growled, with his Sakurai fingers nervously drumming, "I MUST find some way to stop Christmas from coming!" For Tomorrow, he knew, all the good girls and boys, Would wake bright and early. They'd rush for their toys! And then! Oh, the smiles! All, the laughs and the prancing! And the one thing he hated! Oh no! The Wave Dashing!

All the kids, young and old, would sit down to battle. And they'd battle! And battle! Until their control sticks would rattle! They would battle the Pit's, and laugh at the Wario's too. Which was something that Sakurai could not stand to do! And THEN They'd do something He liked least of all! Every Kid down in Gamespot, the tall and the small, Would stand close together, screaming out "BRAWL!" They'd stand Wii-Mote in hand. And the Kids would start saying! "Plug in the wifi, and begin the N00b slaying!"

And the more Sakurai thought of the smiles this game would bring, The more Sakurai thought, "I must stop this whole thing!" "Why, for so many years I've put up with it now!" "I MUST stop this Christmas from coming! But HOW?" Then he got an idea! An awful idea! SAKURAI GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA! "I know just what to do!" Sakurai laughed in his throat. And he made a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat. And he chuckled, and clucked, "This trick will be great!" "I'll introduce Sonic, and follow up with a crappy update!" "We'll insert a picture of our new blue headed friend!" "But the new release date will bring their smiles to an end!"

"I'll type in 'New Challenger Approaches' and then copy and paste, the picture will appear and then I'll change the due date!" "All I need to do now is press enter and the whole world will see, Their happiness rise but the due date will shatter their dreams!"

But before he pressed enter he heard something come down from above What he heard was a small sound like the coo of a dove. He turned around fast, and he saw solracselbor! Little solracselbor, who was not more than twenty-four. Sakurai had been caught by this tiny gamespotter, Who'd got out of bed for a cup of cold water. He stared at Sakurai and said, "Santy Claus, why," "Why are you taking our Christmas? OH, WHY?"

But, you know, that old Sakurai was so smart and so slick, He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick! "Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus lied, "There's more development needed." Sakurai replied. "So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear." "I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here." "So wipe away those tears and please do not hate." "By the way, you wont see the game til' 2000 and 8"
 
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Danon

Smash Apprentice
Joined
Sep 5, 2007
Messages
76
Location
Savannah
Merry Christmas to everyone here.

I've had a blast becoming part of the community and looking at everyone's opinions/predictions.

Also did anyone notice the Wario update was Christmas-y. The snow in the update was a nice touch.
 
chaos_Leader

chaos_Leader

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Joined
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Messages
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among the figments of your imagination
Merry Christmas everyone. and Mods, please let this one stay open at least to the end of Christmas Day.
. . . for it is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child himself.
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From: Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol

Happy holidays to all you out there!

(still only 11:00 pm here on the west coast)
 
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Smash legacy

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Joined
Dec 15, 2007
Messages
143
Location
North Pole
DieRadioDie said:
Merry Christmas from Santa Link :p
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Merry Christmas and this costume really needs to be in brawl, did you guys catch what sakurai said It is "Angel Island Zone." It is a song from "Sonic The Hedgehog 3," in which Knuckles first appeared. wow .

Happy Birthday Little lord Jesus:)
 
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Terrabottuti

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Sep 25, 2007
Messages
313
Location
Onett, Eagleland
Merry Christmas, everyone. I hope everyone got what they wanted, and can keep the spirit of Christmas flowing throughout all of the following year... I'm sure Brawl being released next year might be a bit help though! :p
 
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i8waffles612

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Merry Christmas to all of you as Well.

Hope you have a good one ;)
 
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binki4

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Joined
Dec 1, 2007
Messages
144
Location
brooklyn new york
and don't forget when i wish when i am from nintendo i will make a call to keiji inafune to put megaman in the brawl because he was in the nintendo system since the 80's of 1987 so i am crossing my finger starting january 2008 every time i see a update comming i cross my fingers for megaman appearance in super smash bros brawl.
 
Cereal Rabbit

Cereal Rabbit

Smash Lord
Joined
Nov 13, 2007
Messages
1,536
Location
Davis, CA
Merry Christmas everyone. I had a very very very very bad christmas. (No gifts, but that's all)

I'm still happy though. :)
 
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

My only regret is that it can't be like this all year round...
 
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xbrinkx

Smash Ace
Joined
Nov 9, 2007
Messages
563
Frogla said:
This needs a comeback for the holidays.


How Sakurai Stole Christmas By Carlos Robles (AKA: Solracselbor)

Every Kid Down in GameSpot Liked Christmas a lot... But Sakurai, Who lived just North of Gamespot, Did NOT! Sakurai hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. Could it be that Mario's overalls were buckled too tight? Or perhaps Sonic's entrance infringed legal rights? But I think that the most likely reason of all, May have been that there weren't enough fighters in Brawl.

Whatever the reason, the hardware or the plotters, He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating Gamespotters, Staring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown, At the warm lighted windows below in their town. For he knew every Kid down in Gamespot could see, Visions of Smash Brothers Brawl on their Nintendo Wii's.

"And they're practicing Melee?!" he snarled with a sneer, "Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!" Then he growled, with his Sakurai fingers nervously drumming, "I MUST find some way to stop Christmas from coming!" For Tomorrow, he knew, all the good girls and boys, Would wake bright and early. They'd rush for their toys! And then! Oh, the smiles! All, the laughs and the prancing! And the one thing he hated! Oh no! The Wave Dashing!

All the kids, young and old, would sit down to battle. And they'd battle! And battle! Until their control sticks would rattle! They would battle the Pit's, and laugh at the Wario's too. Which was something that Sakurai could not stand to do! And THEN They'd do something He liked least of all! Every Kid down in Gamespot, the tall and the small, Would stand close together, screaming out "BRAWL!" They'd stand Wii-Mote in hand. And the Kids would start saying! "Plug in the wifi, and begin the N00b slaying!"

And the more Sakurai thought of the smiles this game would bring, The more Sakurai thought, "I must stop this whole thing!" "Why, for so many years I've put up with it now!" "I MUST stop this Christmas from coming! But HOW?" Then he got an idea! An awful idea! SAKURAI GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA! "I know just what to do!" Sakurai laughed in his throat. And he made a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat. And he chuckled, and clucked, "This trick will be great!" "I'll introduce Sonic, and follow up with a crappy update!" "We'll insert a picture of our new blue headed friend!" "But the new release date will bring their smiles to an end!"

"I'll type in 'New Challenger Approaches' and then copy and paste, the picture will appear and then I'll change the due date!" "All I need to do now is press enter and the whole world will see, Their happiness rise but the due date will shatter their dreams!"

But before he pressed enter he heard something come down from above What he heard was a small sound like the coo of a dove. He turned around fast, and he saw solracselbor! Little solracselbor, who was not more than twenty-four. Sakurai had been caught by this tiny gamespotter, Who'd got out of bed for a cup of cold water. He stared at Sakurai and said, "Santy Claus, why," "Why are you taking our Christmas? OH, WHY?"

But, you know, that old Sakurai was so smart and so slick, He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick! "Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus lied, "There's more development needed." Sakurai replied. "So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear." "I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here." "So wipe away those tears and please do not hate." "By the way, you wont see the game til' 2000 and 8"
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I laughed so hard at this one. Seriously, there should be a thread for that one poem. Merry Christmas!!! (*cough*Down with happy holidays up with Merry Christmas*cough*)
 
gigasteve

gigasteve

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Joined
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Messages
730
I like that Sakurai said happy x-mas, but in code.
"Though not my exact words, I gave the two BEST music updates today since Ridley Fight."
And by the way, merry....... Smash Bros Day- no wait, it's not till Feb. :(
 
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