Make your own 20XX joke with your favorite main

[BrutalAudino]

The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Fox at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on port priority. The RPS metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.

The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Peach at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on Bob-Omb. The RNG metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Mario at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on the Kobe dunk. The metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.

 

[Mythra]

The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Captain Falcon at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on the KNEE OF JUSTICE. The metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

The year is 20WeeGee. Everyone plays Luigi at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on who gets the Shoryuken. The Misfire metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.

 

[Lily♫]

The year is 20FF. Everyone plays Ike at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on friends. The friends metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.

I feel like I could come up with something better but I'm bad at this.

 

[Omar_25]

The year is 20GX. Everyone has begun to repent of their 20XX ways and start maining Captain Falcon. Whoever does not main Captain Falcon is burned at the stake for they have been deemed unstylish by our glorious Falcon overlord. 20GX has now been recognized as an actual religion.

 

[Kneutronic]

The year is 20XX. Everyone plays King Dedede at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on who clobbahs dem dere Kirbehs. The metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.

 

[Grizzlpaw]

It is the year 20XX. Everyone plays Charizard to TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, every attack in the game gets punished with Frame 1 super Armor.

 

[Kneutronic]

Ooh! I've got another!

The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Zelda at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on scoring KOs with Farore's Wind. The metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.

 

[CptJPuff]

The year is 20HBOXX. Everyone plays Jigglypuff at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on who can land a rest first. The aerial metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.

 

[Luig]

The year is 20WegeeW. Everyone plays Luigi at tas levels of perfection. Due to Luigi's combos into FJP, the only way to not lose a stock is to not get hit.

 

[Kneutronic]

The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Greninja at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on who better be nerfed. The metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.

 

[Powerman293]

The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Marth at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on Ken combos. The Ken Combo metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.

 

[Kneutronic]

The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Yoshi at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on aMSa and eggs. The metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.

 

[Luig]

The year is 206WX. Everyone plays Sonic at TAS levels of pefection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends only on 6WX and reads. The memegame of Sanic has evolved to ridiculous levels to distract the opponent with memes.

 

[Kneutronic]

The year is 20XX. Everyone plays Falco at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on the air. The metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.

 

[A Very Nice Dishwasher]

The year is 20EggsEggs. Everyone plays Yoshi at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on who lands an offstage Egg Lay first. The Egg Lay metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.

 

[Muskrat Catcher]

The year is 3DSForFun. Everyone throws taunt parties at TAS levels of perfection. Because of this, the winner of a match depends solely on who reaches the taunt limit last. The Teabagging metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor to decide matches.