Welcome to King K. Rool's Frantic Factory of Tournament Results!
Ah! So very sorry, your lizardness, but since you've been away, the Kremlings and I have been trying to keep the Blast-O-Matic functioning so we can destroy those pesky Kongs once and for all...but that hasn't turn out very well. As you can see around you, the Blast-O-Matic won't be blasting any monkeys sometime soon.
However, we've made progress! To keep Donkey Kong in check, we've been keeping tabs on how he's been doing lately in that fighting circuit he's been part of. No, we do not know why he has so much trouble with that masked bat thing, but that is why he is so pathetic! No wonder the Blast-O-Matic would have destroyed him!
So, if you follow me (please watch your step, we have some parts of that cardboard look-alike of you lying around for some reason), I'll show you all of what we've done! Please don't hurt me!
It just got real up in this house!
Before I show you the depths of our archive, first we have to lay down some information on your crown before we can begin. We've taken the liberty of making some rules, some tips and whatever so next time you get beaten by the Kongs...I mean, when you've deliberately made backwards advancement from the Kongs, you'll know what to do when you return!
What To Do In The Factory Of Tournament Results
-Post your tournament results, obviously! Good or bad, we want them!
-Tell us about the tournament! We'll pretend like we care, honest!
-Describe the experience! We're a Discovery Channel affiliate, you know!
-Discuss tournament placings with your fellow players! It's a manly thing to do!
-Congratulate your fellow DK mains whenever possible! Another manly thing to do!
If You Are A New Kong
If you are a new DK main, the best thing you can do is to get yourself out there and meet people. Discuss tournaments here, or go elsewhere on the boards and discuss with the best the Smash scene has to offer! I mean, we are DK mains, you know.
If you are new to the tournament scene and want to head out to some competitions, what are you waiting for, get out there!
But, before you do, take a look at this guide from SCOTU: Your First Tournament A Guide To Making The Most Of It
Once you've grown some hair on your chest, go on the search for those tournaments! Always take a look at the special boards dedicated to the regional zones of the community, as these areas are the home to plays from every region. If you know where you live (I hope so), check out your region's board and its respective social area, where you can meet and talk shop with players from your own area!
To do so, you'll want to go here: Regional Zones
Of course, when you've grown even more hair on your chest (and possibly have obtained a red necktie), you'll want to break into those big tournaments and wreck up the place! You can find bigger tournaments for the big guns here at this area:
Tournament Listings
Then again, if you are not enough Kong to venture outside of your house, you can beat up some opponents in WiFi tournaments, which can be found here:
Online Tournament Listings
__________________________________________________________________________
Well, now that you are up to speed, your kingliness, let me show you how we keep track of how Donkey Kong does at his little fighting festivals. What we've been doing is getting Donkey Kong to fill out this pre-set format which is disguised as a survey, but is really a way for us to see how he has done at the tournament! So genius!
How To Post Your Results
When you've gone to a tournament and want to have your results in this thread, please fill out the following format (and fill in as much as possible):
XX out of XX at Tournament Name – Date
It's tried-and-true, and simple. Feel free to add more information if you wish, but as this is how it's been done for a few years, well, it'd be rather odd to change up that survey we've been handing DK since then.
Remember! Please feel in as much information as you can so the results area is as accurate as possible!
Organization
Here at the Frantic Factory of Tournament Results, we like to keep things clean, so we have organized DK's results in a manner so even Krusha can understand!
All results will list the player's name in alphabetical order, then for each player's placing, in chronological order. Pretty simple, yes?
Well, now that that's over, we will let you tend to your things, King K. Rool. Please, feel free to check out how DK is doing in the following posts!
Good luck out there!
Ah! So very sorry, your lizardness, but since you've been away, the Kremlings and I have been trying to keep the Blast-O-Matic functioning so we can destroy those pesky Kongs once and for all...but that hasn't turn out very well. As you can see around you, the Blast-O-Matic won't be blasting any monkeys sometime soon.
However, we've made progress! To keep Donkey Kong in check, we've been keeping tabs on how he's been doing lately in that fighting circuit he's been part of. No, we do not know why he has so much trouble with that masked bat thing, but that is why he is so pathetic! No wonder the Blast-O-Matic would have destroyed him!
So, if you follow me (please watch your step, we have some parts of that cardboard look-alike of you lying around for some reason), I'll show you all of what we've done! Please don't hurt me!
It just got real up in this house!
Before I show you the depths of our archive, first we have to lay down some information on your crown before we can begin. We've taken the liberty of making some rules, some tips and whatever so next time you get beaten by the Kongs...I mean, when you've deliberately made backwards advancement from the Kongs, you'll know what to do when you return!
What To Do In The Factory Of Tournament Results
-Post your tournament results, obviously! Good or bad, we want them!
-Tell us about the tournament! We'll pretend like we care, honest!
-Describe the experience! We're a Discovery Channel affiliate, you know!
-Discuss tournament placings with your fellow players! It's a manly thing to do!
-Congratulate your fellow DK mains whenever possible! Another manly thing to do!
If You Are A New Kong
If you are a new DK main, the best thing you can do is to get yourself out there and meet people. Discuss tournaments here, or go elsewhere on the boards and discuss with the best the Smash scene has to offer! I mean, we are DK mains, you know.
If you are new to the tournament scene and want to head out to some competitions, what are you waiting for, get out there!
But, before you do, take a look at this guide from SCOTU: Your First Tournament A Guide To Making The Most Of It
Once you've grown some hair on your chest, go on the search for those tournaments! Always take a look at the special boards dedicated to the regional zones of the community, as these areas are the home to plays from every region. If you know where you live (I hope so), check out your region's board and its respective social area, where you can meet and talk shop with players from your own area!
To do so, you'll want to go here: Regional Zones
Of course, when you've grown even more hair on your chest (and possibly have obtained a red necktie), you'll want to break into those big tournaments and wreck up the place! You can find bigger tournaments for the big guns here at this area:
Tournament Listings
Then again, if you are not enough Kong to venture outside of your house, you can beat up some opponents in WiFi tournaments, which can be found here:
Online Tournament Listings
__________________________________________________________________________
Well, now that you are up to speed, your kingliness, let me show you how we keep track of how Donkey Kong does at his little fighting festivals. What we've been doing is getting Donkey Kong to fill out this pre-set format which is disguised as a survey, but is really a way for us to see how he has done at the tournament! So genius!
How To Post Your Results
When you've gone to a tournament and want to have your results in this thread, please fill out the following format (and fill in as much as possible):
XX out of XX at Tournament Name – Date
It's tried-and-true, and simple. Feel free to add more information if you wish, but as this is how it's been done for a few years, well, it'd be rather odd to change up that survey we've been handing DK since then.
Remember! Please feel in as much information as you can so the results area is as accurate as possible!
Organization
Here at the Frantic Factory of Tournament Results, we like to keep things clean, so we have organized DK's results in a manner so even Krusha can understand!
All results will list the player's name in alphabetical order, then for each player's placing, in chronological order. Pretty simple, yes?
Well, now that that's over, we will let you tend to your things, King K. Rool. Please, feel free to check out how DK is doing in the following posts!
Good luck out there!
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