MATTS!
Smash Ace
Hello, *****!
It seems to me, too many NOOBS like to waste half your life on kaillera before you even start a game. So as many of you know, myself has come up with a TRUE way of ****** people that are making us turn 55 on kaillera waiting for a game to start.
HERE are the real TRUTHFUL rules that APPLY that you may use in a game in teams, or 1 vs 1, and it's legit:
The MATTS! Constitution of Kaillera
First Amendment:
3 Or More Lag Outs: Instant 2 wins cause you suck.
Freedom to Fight: (You may choose to provide legit proof of your lag outs to void the 0 - 2 for lag outs)
Second Amendment:
Rage Quit: Equals 10 wins due to the fact that you super suck and made the entire game stop.
Freedom to Fight: ( You cannot fight a rage quit as you suck and ruined the game)
Third Amendment:
3 Or More DS's: 40 wins cause you shouldn't even be playing
Freedom to Fight: (You can fight this only if you can provide legit proof that it's a REAL DS, and not just pissing time and being a lunkhead)
Forth Amendment:
The Making Of Any Other Amendment: Your will never ever be known as a good smasher for the rest of your life.
Freedom to Fight: ( If you get the approval of 10 people to ratify it, it will be an Amendment.)
Fifth Amendment:
No smash player, of all lands, without the consent of the smash community, shall be Judged and labeled as a horrible smash player: You be looked upon as a unwanted fool and will be labeled in The MATTS! Constitution of Kaillera as somebody's who opinion will never matter for anything.
List of Fifth Amendment Breakers:
1. The UNKNШWN оXо
Freedom to Fight: ( Only if a vote of 5 people agree your not a DORK)
Sixth Amendment:
Getting Kicked From A Game When Advertised, And The Host Is Not Waiting For a Player, Nor Did he "had Game": 20 wins because you were kicked. The person knows he can't beat you, and doesn't even want to play you even though he openly advertised his game in main chat for a welcome of anybody to play.
Freedom to Fight: (You Can't fight this because you kicked him had did not have have a game, or played with somebody, or simple JOHNS about a character you don't wanna play.)
Thank You,
The Great MATTS!
It seems to me, too many NOOBS like to waste half your life on kaillera before you even start a game. So as many of you know, myself has come up with a TRUE way of ****** people that are making us turn 55 on kaillera waiting for a game to start.
HERE are the real TRUTHFUL rules that APPLY that you may use in a game in teams, or 1 vs 1, and it's legit:
The MATTS! Constitution of Kaillera
First Amendment:
3 Or More Lag Outs: Instant 2 wins cause you suck.
Freedom to Fight: (You may choose to provide legit proof of your lag outs to void the 0 - 2 for lag outs)
Second Amendment:
Rage Quit: Equals 10 wins due to the fact that you super suck and made the entire game stop.
Freedom to Fight: ( You cannot fight a rage quit as you suck and ruined the game)
Third Amendment:
3 Or More DS's: 40 wins cause you shouldn't even be playing
Freedom to Fight: (You can fight this only if you can provide legit proof that it's a REAL DS, and not just pissing time and being a lunkhead)
Forth Amendment:
The Making Of Any Other Amendment: Your will never ever be known as a good smasher for the rest of your life.
Freedom to Fight: ( If you get the approval of 10 people to ratify it, it will be an Amendment.)
Fifth Amendment:
No smash player, of all lands, without the consent of the smash community, shall be Judged and labeled as a horrible smash player: You be looked upon as a unwanted fool and will be labeled in The MATTS! Constitution of Kaillera as somebody's who opinion will never matter for anything.
List of Fifth Amendment Breakers:
1. The UNKNШWN оXо
Freedom to Fight: ( Only if a vote of 5 people agree your not a DORK)
Sixth Amendment:
Getting Kicked From A Game When Advertised, And The Host Is Not Waiting For a Player, Nor Did he "had Game": 20 wins because you were kicked. The person knows he can't beat you, and doesn't even want to play you even though he openly advertised his game in main chat for a welcome of anybody to play.
Freedom to Fight: (You Can't fight this because you kicked him had did not have have a game, or played with somebody, or simple JOHNS about a character you don't wanna play.)
Thank You,
The Great MATTS!
