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James Gunn vs Masahiro Sakurai: Rap Battle

Triangles

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Ended up getting bored and making this! Open for criticism! Enjoy!

Begin!

Sakurai's 1st Verse:
Hello, I'm Sakurai, to Smash this Scrappy-Doo.
Here to present these dis Directly to you!
My arms are hurtin from workin to make the Ultimate roster wider!
You're only known to direct the Star Wars Echo Fighter!
You can't Slither your way out of this one, It's time to Brawl!
I'll Falcon Punch and blast you to Knowhere at all!
I conduct the hype train, can't stop the rap!
Don't need a gauntlet for me to snap!
Have wild 3rd parties, gain their trust.
Smash you till you turn to dust.

Gunn's 1st verse:
You generate reactions, fans hype irresponsibly!
Bringing out the worst of them all for not including Waluigi!
Truth is, you suck, like your little, pink marshmallow.
Instead of Meteos, I rather go and play Othello.
More Fire Emblem characters, man? You haven't learned!
I'm gonna rub that salt on that Brightburn!
Think you're a real player? Know your roots!
You're getting Gunned Down! I am Groot!

Sakurai's 2nd Verse:
It's a Battlefield to see which director is the best.
You had a much bigger Ego than Dave Bautista's pecs!
You rap as bad as you Tweet, you need the pink slip.
My raps so sick, give me the IV drip.
I'm not Mary Poppins but I'll let you down gently.
Let the mouse take care of this harsh cinematic reality.

Gunn's 2nd Verse:
Yeah, I admit it, my past decisions got me beat!
But my fans got my back to help me back up on my feet.
As for you, take a Rest, your fans are getting worried.
Hard work doesn't pay off when they're going back to playing Melee.
Fox Only, No Items, it's your Final Destination.
For your health's sake, man, go take a vacation!
 
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