I've done some reasearch...

lasagnasmash

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#1
I've done some research - and i have to say it's pretty noticeable.

Look at the Five Gods.

Now look at them closer- at their face.

They all have facial hair. Be it a beard to rival that of Zeus, a raggedy mess, or whisps of what once was (or will be), the facial hair is prominent among them.

Now look at spots 5 and 6 on the 2017 Summer SSBMrank, aka the so-called godslayers.

They're smooth babies.

I have a plan. We need to convince either Yung Leff or Pulp to grow a sick moustache, and Smash Summit, like the fire that Prometheus took from Mount Olympus, will be taken from the gods and given back to Man.









Also, like, wouldn't that look wierd? Plup's lil baby face covered in hair. Yeesh. I scare myself sometimes
 

R3D3MON

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#4
I've done some research - and i have to say it's pretty noticeable.

Look at the Five Gods.

Now look at them closer- at their face.

They all have facial hair. Be it a beard to rival that of Zeus, a raggedy mess, or whisps of what once was (or will be), the facial hair is prominent among them.

Now look at spots 5 and 6 on the 2017 Summer SSBMrank, aka the so-called godslayers.

They're smooth babies.

I have a plan. We need to convince either Yung Leff or Pulp to grow a sick moustache, and Smash Summit, like the fire that Prometheus took from Mount Olympus, will be taken from the gods and given back to Man.









Also, like, wouldn't that look wierd? Plup's lil baby face covered in hair. Yeesh. I scare myself sometimes

"Pulp" :luigi:
 
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XJustified

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#5
Truly the greatest of research!

Honestly as a huge advocate of facial hair of all kinds, I would love to test this theory.

We could also see if the reverse is true. Maybe if the Gods, namely Mango or HBox, were clean shaven for a tournament they would lose their godly powers. Worth a thought at the least/
 

lasagnasmash

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#6
Truly the greatest of research!

Honestly as a huge advocate of facial hair of all kinds, I would love to test this theory.

We could also see if the reverse is true. Maybe if the Gods, namely Mango or HBox, were clean shaven for a tournament they would lose their godly powers. Worth a thought at the least/
quickly - someone bring a beard trimmer to Smash Summit
 
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