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Grant brings Red out.
Cream, Rose, Big, Vector, and Sonic are at the Eggquarium (hosted by the obvious) looking at mechanical fish. There, they meet Dr. Eggman <I shall take the role if no one else does>, who claims to have retired villainy to curate and display his dual purpose gallery and aquarium...
Ashley screams and starts tearing up and of the furniture in the room. Red quickly shuts the door as the trail mix goes flying.
Kaitlin: When she got here... Every day is a little progress, but a bit slow.
<Wait, who is Griffon Wing?>
Dr. Robotnik: Welcome, one and all to my Eggquarium! Featuring…. the Pingas Fish!
<I made that up earlier. They are an organization recognized by this false Metal Gear lore. It was made up because of my lacking knowledge of Metal Gear. It is supposed to be a conglomerate, terrorist organization that emulated from, and later cancelled the Les Enfant Terribles project of (I do not know, or I forgot) in favor of a more promising 'Python Super Soldier,' for which they contracted Dr. Eggman to develop a few components to be integrated.>
Cream: Look! Another one!
Eventually, Ashley stops throwing her fit. She curls up in a ball and starts crying.
Faris: I think the Sonic characters are just kids.
Kaitlin reenters.
Nadine rolls her eyes.
Robotnik: Would you guys like to see something?
Ashley keeps sobbing. "I don't know! Why do you care? And don't call me Ash!"
(At once)
<I should have waited a bit. Sorry.>
(Robotnik leads them to a back room)
Ashley keeps sobbing and Red comes in. "What can we do to help her?" he asks. "She's miserable here."
Lenna: It’s dinner time, Baby Ashleys!
Baby Ashley takes the robot's hand. "More taco."
(The robot feeds her more tacos)
Baby Ashley eats them and gives one to the robot. "Yummy!"
Lenna: Baby Ashley! What are you doing? You aren’t supposed to eat those!
"Yummy taco!" Baby Ashley exclaims.
Lenna: You have bowel incontience when you eat tacos.
"Dunno what dat means!" Baby Ashley says, not caring. "Uh oh, gotta go potty now."
Lenna: Gross.
Baby Ashley takes the robot's hand and leads her down the hall. "Shh, we hiding," she says, squatting on the ground.
Robot: I no eat tacos. How ‘bout you?
"Ate thwee tacos. Bewwy hurts...." Baby Ashley mumbles. "What you eat?"
Robot: Chicken wings.
"Yummy," Baby Ashley says. She then groans in pain and holds her stomach.
Robot: Has dis happened befowe?
Baby Ashley nods. "Dunno why, doe....I don't think it's da taco, it must be somefing else...."
Robot: Maybe da seasonin’
"I dunno, da seasonin' is pwetty yummy..." Baby Ashley says. She then gasps. "What if taco demon possesses me and makes me go potty?"
Robot: That no happen.
"Can't pwove it didn'!" Baby Ashley says. She then stands up. "All done. I sweepy now."
(ShyHo comes and changes her)
Baby Ashley nods. "Want wobot to sweep wif me tonight."
(The charging station is brought to the room, which the robot steps onto, as ShyHo puts Baby Ashley in her crib and raises the bars, before giving her her bottle, bunny, and some toys)
Baby Ashley gives the robot a blanket and a stuffed hippo, and then lays down in her crib. "Night night, Dada and wobot," she mumbles, falling asleep. <gtg bye>
(ShyHo leaves the room and puts on his pajamas)