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I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

KingBooGengar57

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"I don't know, I'll research it later, but will you PLEASE JUST MAKE HER SHUT UP!" Red exclaims, frustrated with Ashley's incessant wailing.
ShyHo: All the baby stuff Spend-Bot bought is for my baby. You can't have any.
 
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ShyHo: Brew an age potion for her or something.
"I checked, we're all out of ingredients and they won't come back in stock anywhere till tomorrow," Red mutters.
Carla: That would be great! It's hail fire if I go in there without good news!
"Alright," Red says. He tries to pull Ashley along by the hand but she won't budge. "Come on!" he says, frustrated.
 

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"I checked, we're all out of ingredients and they won't come back in stock anywhere till tomorrow," Red mutters.
ShyHo: Well, I have access to Imperial Supplies, we've got tons in stock. What do we need?
 
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"I checked, we're all out of ingredients and they won't come back in stock anywhere till tomorrow," Red mutters.

"Alright," Red says. He tries to pull Ashley along by the hand but she won't budge. "Come on!" he says, frustrated.

Carla picks her up and drives her and Red to the building.

Carla: Remember, if you need a getaway car, there's a blue sports car whose doors are unlocked on the opposite side of the lot.
 
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(ShyHo arrives back home)
Lenna: How's Ashley's condition?
ShyHo: She's been turned into a baby. Luckily, me and Red will be working to change her back.
Lenna: Oh, no! That sucks. Anyways, I need you to work out some deals with the Imperial Video Game Commission.
ShyHo: Ok, what are they?
Lenna: Some technological work and new ideas for marketing.
ShyHo: Doesn't seem too hard. Alright. Mr. Commissioner, what do I need to do as of late?
 

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(ShyHo arrives back home)
Lenna: How's Ashley's condition?
ShyHo: She's been turned into a baby. Luckily, me and Red will be working to change her back.
Lenna: Oh, no! That sucks. Anyways, I need you to work out some deals with the Imperial Video Game Commission.
ShyHo: Ok, what are they?
Lenna: Some technological work and new ideas for marketing.
ShyHo: Doesn't seem too hard. Alright. Mr. Commissioner, what do I need to do as of late?
<I am not sure exactly what he is asking for.>

Chairman of the Commission: What do you need to do for what?

Red walks in cautiously. "Um, hi." Ashley starts crying again and Red tries to shush her.

Wario: Hehe! That is funny. Now change her back.
 

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ShyHo: Is this a trick for you to get money from me?
Chairman: Not a trick. This is like the post office-- sluggish, thanks to technology.

"You see, I can't really change her back until tomorrow afternoon.....after the meeting," Red replies nervously.
Wario: (Silent)... Is it April? It must be... You are late.
 

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"No, this is real....." Red says, sighing. Ashley squirms down from Carla's arms and toddles over to Wario.
Wario: (Rubs his chin)... Say 'WaWa.'

ShyHo: Okay, how much do you need.
Chairman: A good three-point-six million GP per year may keep us from becoming a footnote in a history book. Seven mil is ideal for us to remain relevant decades into the future.
 

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Chairman: A good three-point-six million GP per year may keep us from becoming a footnote in a history book. Seven mil is ideal for us to remain relevant decades into the future.
ShyHo: Here's ten point four million GP. (ShyHo writes him a check and hands it to him.)
 

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Lenna: Did you resolve the issues with the Video Game Commission?
ShyHo: Yes. I did.
Lenna: Good.
 

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ShyHo: Here's ten point four million GP. (ShyHo writes him a check and hands it to him.)
Chairman: Thank you, Emperor. (Pulls a scripted notepad from his pocket) With your... (squints) continued support, the IVC will thrive, protecting the quality of video games for years to come.

"WaWa!" Ashley says.
Wario: Say 'Money is the best.'
 

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Lenna: Did you sort out everything with the commissioner?
ShyHo: Yes, I did. He just needed money.
Lenna: Excellent.
ShyHo: Now, games will be of higher quality more than ever!
Lenna: Okay... look at it that way.
 

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When Ashley and Red arrive home, Red gives Ashley her bunny to play with and calls ShyHo. "I need those ingredients for the aging potion now."
ShyHo: Okay. (ShyHo sends a drone with a box with all the ingredients.)
 

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ShyHo: Okay. (ShyHo sends a drone with a box with all the ingredients.)
Red takes all the ingredients and starts working on the potion, being extra careful not to mess it up. When he's done, he puts a lid on it so nothing can happen to it while it sits. "All done!" Red says proudly. He then notices that Ashley is gone. "A-Ashley! She's disappeared! Oh no, not again!"

Red rushes through the mansion to find Ashley and discovers her sitting in the laundry room chewing on a bottle of detergent. "No, Ashley! That's so bad for you!" Red exclaims, taking it away. Ashley starts wailing and Red groans. "Maybe I should call Lenna and see if she knows anything about taking care of a baby, since she's having one soon."

Red picks up the phone. "Hi, Lenna."
 

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Red takes all the ingredients and starts working on the potion, being extra careful not to mess it up. When he's done, he puts a lid on it so nothing can happen to it while it sits. "All done!" Red says proudly. He then notices that Ashley is gone. "A-Ashley! She's disappeared! Oh no, not again!"

Red rushes through the mansion to find Ashley and discovers her sitting in the laundry room chewing on a bottle of detergent. "No, Ashley! That's so bad for you!" Red exclaims, taking it away. Ashley starts wailing and Red groans. "Maybe I should call Lenna and see if she knows anything about taking care of a baby, since she's having one soon."

Red picks up the phone. "Hi, Lenna."
Lenna: Hey, what's up?
 
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