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Capman: I assure you, it's no trouble, officer. She called about a fire flower, which is categorized as a decoration, a classification considered to render it no more dangerous in these parts, than those Chain Chomp Christmas lights on the market that everyone buys.
Red does all that and puts a baby monitor in the room. He shoves a pacifier in E-Ashley's mouth and puts a baby gate around the entrances. "That should do it. Now, let's hope she doesn't try to mold us."
"Why should I? You never even pay me for the stuff I build for you!" Penny says.
Dust Bunny: About that, doesn't Ashley proper know the cure?
ShyHo: That’s not true. Yesterday, I deposited 50% of the revenue made last month into your bank account. It totals something like 139,000 Gil.
Cop: Oh, no. Anything that shoots unprotected flames and can be used as a weapon capable of causing harm should not be marked as a decoration. Is the person running your interior department mad?
Capman: No, just a little selfish. Say, officer, mind showing me a badge? You should be familiar with the laws here.
(The Cop shows him his badge)
"She does, but it takes a while to prepare. Who knows what E-Ashley could do during that time," Red says.
"How do you have access to my bank account? We don't even use Gil in Diamond City!" Penny says. "We don't even live on the same planet!"
Capman: Well, gee, chum, then I don't think you really belong here. Let's phone home, yeah?
Dust Bunny: Well, I hope she's quick. I don't know how much more of this I can take!
Cop: Jeez, that guy’s messed up in the head.
Capman: Or maybe just grows fire flowers himself... Guilty!
Lenna: Alright, you may carry on with your laws.
"The potion can't cure E-Ashley. It can only cure people infected with the mold," Red says.
Capman: Yup, yup, water under the bridge. Happens all the time... Wanna see something nifty? Take a slice out o' my head, use the anagram, throw in a hyphen, and you got a yellow and black-speckled Pac-Man carried by a smashing, humanoid virtuoso, which is funny, because I own several Pac-Man arcade machines. I'll sell one to you for a sparkling low price as a token of goodwill, which aint common for me, so take advantage.
Dust Bunny: Why? If they can manufacture their own mold and be cured, why can't she?
"Because it isn't the mold that's causing her behavior problems. She's entirely made of mold, too, so it would kill her," Red says.
Lenna: I apologize, but my husband already owns two, each with several games and I am not interested. What with my new baby girl on the way in a small amount of weeks, he will have to take care of her.
ShyHo: I e-transferred you some cash. Didn’t you get my e-mail? Oh, wait, I didn’t even send the e-transfer. Anyways, I’ll do the Parts and Service myself. (ShyHo teleports to Penny’s house with a check for half of the profits, then leaves and goes to bed with Lenna)
"I have my own life, and I find it creepy how you're a grown man and you want to be 'friends' with me," Penny says. "I know you're friends with Ashley, but she's different. You can't just call 14 year old girls and ask them to do things for you."
ShyHo: I guess that means you don’t like me no more. Is that correct?
"I think I'm gonna send Ashley and Baby Ashley back to living with Sarah, for their safety," Red says to Dust Bunny.
"It's not that, I just wish you wouldn't call me all the time to do these things," Penny says. "I still like you, I just have my own life too."
Dust Bunny: Entirely... made of... mold?
Capman: Suit yourself. Should we go in, Peach?
ShyHo: Oh, respect other’s privacy. Gotcha. I guess I misinterpreted your message. Bye, now. (He hangs up)
"Completely. I think I'm gonna send Ashley and Baby Ashley back to living with Sarah, for their safety," Red says.
Dust Bunny: (fixated) Ashley mold... Okay. So where is Ashley?
"She's upstairs. Ashley! Pack a bag and bring Baby Ashley down here!" Red calls. Ashley does so and E-Ashley tries to run over to her, but can't get past the baby gate.
Dust Bunny: Are you ready to go back to Tanjun Jyuki for a while? The Porters probably miss you already.
"Actually, there's only one Porter now. But yes," Ashley says.
Dust Bunny: (Ears droop) Oh... What happened?
"Gunther got eaten by monsters," Ashley says. Baby Ashley whimpers.
Dust Bunny: Oh, my! I'm sorry... Send Mrs. Porter my condolences when you go... (♢Such and such...♢) Come on, Red, will you take her there? It's a bit dangerous for me to do it.
"She knows how to teleport there," Red says. "Now, we can focus on E-Ashley without the other two getting hurt." Ashley teleports with Baby Ashley to Tanjun Jyuki, and knocks on Sarah's door.
(ShyHo texts Kat and Ana a game)
There is no answer, as Sarah sought refuge from the Mishima invasions. The desolate ruins left by the bombings soon become apparent...
<Let me know if this goes against a plan.>
"Sarah?" Ashley calls, walking around.
"Math is stupid!" Kat replies.
ShyHo: Yeah, I agree with you on that. Math sucks, especially later math like shapes and taxes. But, you need it to survive in the wild. This game will help you out, as you’ll need it when you go back to school.
Dust Bunny: I don't think anyone would be prepared for a mold as a patient, not before it became an exhibit anyway.
Baldi: I hear that bad math!
"I don't wanna! >
" Ana replies."She has the brain and heart of a human. As long as they don't find out, they won't know," Red says.
ShyHo: Okay, I lied, there's no math in the game. That was a test. Start the game and see how it goes!"I don't wanna! >
"She has the brain and heart of a human. As long as they don't find out, they won't know," Red says.
After hours, Ashley finds Sarah. "Sarah?" she asks.
Dust Bunny: Well, who should we call then?"I don't wanna! >
"She has the brain and heart of a human. As long as they don't find out, they won't know," Red says.
After hours, Ashley finds Sarah. "Sarah?" she asks.