I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: The night guard had a massive heart attack and died. We gotta find a new night guard. Who would be fit to be a new night guard?

"No idea," Penny says. "I couldn't do it either."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"No idea," Penny says. "I couldn't do it either."

ShyHo: How about Dribble? He's a dog, the animatronics might think that he's one of them.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Alright...." E-Ashley II mumbles. $I wish there was more than this tiny crate and fighting...$

E-Ashley I starts crying. "Don't steal Ashley's things!" she whines.

"She doesn't understand. She's basically a toddler anyways, so she wouldn't know what's good and bad for her," Red says.

Smuggler: (During the night) Okay, Ashley, you get ten minutes to stretch your legs before bedtime. (opens the crate)

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Dust Bunny: But we can't let our eyes off of her for ten seconds! Next thing you know, she'll be trying to fly like a penguin!

ShyHo: Heh, enjoy your bloodline going extinct, then. That’s a problem, sometimes you gotta go against what the Nintendo Crisis Hotline says. (He and Lenna leave and go to bed)

//Peach: Bye, but we'll be fine. Don't let the Mario syndrome get you down!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Smuggler: (During the night) Okay, Ashley, you get ten minutes to stretch your legs before bedtime. (opens the crate)

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Dust Bunny: But we can't let our eyes off of her for ten seconds! Next thing you know, she'll be trying to fly like a penguin!





//Peach: Bye, but we'll be fine. Don't let the Mario syndrome get you down!

(ShyHo and Lenna head back to Peach’s Castle in the morning)
Lenna: ShyHo is on a call. Anyways, Peach, what has been going on with you?

 

[alexxxela]

Smuggler: (During the night) Okay, Ashley, you get ten minutes to stretch your legs before bedtime. (opens the crate)

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Dust Bunny: But we can't let our eyes off of her for ten seconds! Next thing you know, she'll be trying to fly like a penguin!

E-Ashley II steps out of the crate. "Can't I sleep in a bed instead?" she asks. "I'm tired of the crate."

"Penguins can't fly....." Red mutters. He sees E-Ashley I try to eat some wilted flowers, and he pulls her away. "This is gonna be bad...."

 

[Doc Monocle]

(ShyHo and Lenna head back to Peach’s Castle in the morning)
Lenna: ShyHo is on a call. Anyways, Peach, what has been going on with you?

Peach: Nothing special. I've mostly been tending my garden and passing time with my sticker collection.

E-Ashley II steps out of the crate. "Can't I sleep in a bed instead?" she asks. "I'm tired of the crate."

"Penguins can't fly....." Red mutters. He sees E-Ashley I try to eat some wilted flowers, and he pulls her away. "This is gonna be bad...."

//Dust Bunny:... Exactly.

Dust Bunny: We need away to flood her mind with constructive information in relatively short periods.
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Smuggler: You're lucky. I got this old-fashioned truck seat!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Peach: Nothing special. I've mostly been tending my garden and passing time with my sticker collection.




//Dust Bunny:... Exactly.

Dust Bunny: We need away to flood her mind with constructive information in relatively short periods.
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Smuggler: You're lucky. I got this old-fashioned truck seat!

Lenna: I have mostly been caring for myself and ShyHo has been helping me. My garden is full of flowers. What kind of plants do you grow? I have recently been growing “Dragon Grass”.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Lenna: I have mostly been caring for myself and ShyHo has been helping me. My garden is full of flowers. What kind of plants do you grow? I have recently been growing “Dragon Grass”.

Peach: Fireflowers are my favorite-- very pleasing, and very useful. They're great for self defense too!

 

[alexxxela]

//Dust Bunny:... Exactly.

Dust Bunny: We need away to flood her mind with constructive information in relatively short periods.
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Smuggler: You're lucky. I got this old-fashioned truck seat!

"Maybe we could reward her for listening to us," Red says.

E-Ashley II stretches out on it and falls asleep.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Maybe we could reward her for listening to us," Red says.

E-Ashley II stretches out on it and falls asleep.

Dust Bunny: That's a chicken or the egg problem though.
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Smuggler: (Not expecting her to climb into the passenger seat) Yeah... g'night (bites into a sandwich).

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Peach: Fireflowers are my favorite-- very pleasing, and very useful. They're great for self defense too!

Lenna: Those sound dangerous. Dragon Grass is used for healing dragons. What can a fireflower do?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: That's a chicken or the egg problem though.
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Smuggler: (Not expecting her to climb into the passenger seat) Yeah... g'night (bites into a sandwich).

"I guess you're right. If that won't work, what can we do?" Red asks.

The smell of the sandwich wakes E-Ashley II up, and she looks at it and her stomach rumbles. "Give that to me, or I'll mold you," she says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Lenna: Those sound dangerous. Dragon Grass is used for healing dragons. What can a fireflower do?

Peach: Camp fire, road flare, flamethrower, pleasant face... That kind of thing. It even makes a good reading candle if you don't make it mad.

"I guess you're right. If that won't work, what can we do?" Red asks.

The smell of the sandwich wakes E-Ashley II up, and she looks at it and her stomach rumbles. "Give that to me, or I'll mold you," she says.

Dust Bunny: We could simply sit her down in a gathering of people trying to adjust themselves, using the discussions as a way to get her to adapt her thinking. It's also less strain on us.
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Smuggler: Go ahead. If this antiquated sandwich hasn't molded me yet, you can't be much worse. (takes a bite and chews with his mouth open in front of her to taunt her.)

 

[alexxxela]

Peach: Camp fire, road flare, flamethrower, pleasant face... That kind of thing. It even makes a good reading candle if you don't make it mad.



Dust Bunny: We could simply sit her down in a gathering of people trying to adjust themselves, using the discussions as a way to get her to adapt her thinking. It's also less strain on us.
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Smuggler: Go ahead. If this antiquated sandwich hasn't molded me yet, you can't be much worse. (takes a bite and chews with his mouth open in front of her to taunt her.)

"I don't think it's a good idea to put her around other people," Red says. "She could hurt or mold them."

E-Ashley II glares at him and vomits mold onto the smuggler. "Feed me," she commands.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Peach: Camp fire, road flare, flamethrower, pleasant face... That kind of thing. It even makes a good reading candle if you don't make it mad.



Dust Bunny: We could simply sit her down in a gathering of people trying to adjust themselves, using the discussions as a way to get her to adapt her thinking. It's also less strain on us.
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Smuggler: Go ahead. If this antiquated sandwich hasn't molded me yet, you can't be much worse. (takes a bite and chews with his mouth open in front of her to taunt her.)

Lenna: It sounds very dangerous.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I don't think it's a good idea to put her around other people," Red says. "She could hurt or mold them."

E-Ashley II glares at him and vomits mold onto the smuggler. "Feed me," she commands.

Dust Bunny: Good point... What about virtually?... We would have to watch her, but it's still much less work.
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The smuggler wears an expression of disgust as he examines himself.

Smuggler: Look what you did to my sandwich! Here... ( throws it on the floor before starting the truck) Well, that's all the quiet sleep you're getting until we reach our destination!

Lenna: It sounds very dangerous.

Peach: It's not bad as long as you keep the face pointed straight ahead of you when it's excited. Come, you can try.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Dust Bunny: Good point... What about virtually?... We would have to watch her, but it's still much less work.
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The smuggler wears an expression of disgust as he examines himself.

Smuggler: Look what you did to my sandwich! Here... ( throws it on the floor before starting the truck) Well, that's all the quiet sleep you're getting until we reach our destination!



Peach: It's not bad as long as you keep the face pointed straight ahead of you when it's excited. Come, you can try.

Lenna: I don’t want to.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Lenna: I don’t want to.

Peach: Okay, but it's easy, really.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Good point... What about virtually?... We would have to watch her, but it's still much less work.
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The smuggler wears an expression of disgust as he examines himself.

Smuggler: Look what you did to my sandwich! Here... ( throws it on the floor before starting the truck) Well, that's all the quiet sleep you're getting until we reach our destination!

"Sure, as long as the computer doesn't scare her. I don't know how she'd react to flashing lights and sounds," Red says.

E-Ashley II picks up the sandwich and picks at it. "Tell me where we're going or I'll do it again. Where's Da- I mean, Carson?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Sure, as long as the computer doesn't scare her. I don't know how she'd react to flashing lights and sounds," Red says.

E-Ashley II picks up the sandwich and picks at it. "Tell me where we're going or I'll do it again. Where's Da- I mean, Carson?"

Dust Bunny: Let's see about it... She's not epileptic or anything though?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Let's see about it... She's not epileptic or anything though?

"I don't think so, but she may react poorly to it," Red says. E-Ashley starts crying somewhere.

E-Ashley II prepares to vomit again on the smuggler.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I don't think so, but she may react poorly to it," Red says. E-Ashley starts crying somewhere.

E-Ashley II prepares to vomit again on the smuggler.

Dust Bunny goes to see what she is crying about.

Dust Bunny: What's wrong, Ashley. Hungry?
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Smuggler: Yeah, do that, and you can walk.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Peach: Okay, but it's easy, really.

Lenna: Is it alright if I do not try?

 

[Doc Monocle]

Lenna: Is it alright if I do not try?

Peach: Of course it is! Not everyone wants to hold a flame-spitting flower that looks like it can wilt in their hands.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny goes to see what she is crying about.

Dust Bunny: What's wrong, Ashley. Hungry?
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Smuggler: Yeah, do that, and you can walk.

E-Ashley shakes her head and points at a previous full box of rat poison. "Icky candy," she whines.

"Tell me where we're going!" E-Ashley II says, preparing to throw a tantrum.

 

[Doc Monocle]

E-Ashley shakes her head and points at a previous full box of rat poison. "Icky candy," she whines.

"Tell me where we're going!" E-Ashley II says, preparing to throw a tantrum.

Dust Bunny: Ashley, do you ever listen!? Come on! (Calls poison control) Red, she swallowed rat poison!
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Smuggler: To the top o' the mountain. Big Dog needs us there.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Ashley, do you ever listen!? Come on! (Becomes a cloud of dust that sweeps her away... ) Red, she swallowed rat poison! (He takes her to the hospital)...
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Smuggler: To the top o' the mountain. Big Dog needs us there.

E-Ashley II folds her arms, but doesn't say anything. She then hugs her teddy bear and falls back asleep.

"The mold has incredible healing capabilities. She might heal it on her own," Red says. E-Ashley runs into the corner of the room and cries.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Peach: Of course it is! Not everyone wants to hold a flame-spitting flower that looks like it can wilt in their hands.

Lenna: It’s unsafe, that is what it is.

 

[Doc Monocle]

E-Ashley II folds her arms, but doesn't say anything. She then hugs her teddy bear and falls back asleep.

"The mold has incredible healing capabilities. She might heal it on her own," Red says. E-Ashley runs into the corner of the room and cries.

< (I had to walk away for a moment) He called posion control instead. I edited it just before you replied.>

Dust Bunny: We can't wait to find out though...

Lenna: It’s unsafe, that is what it is.

Peach: Mario, Luigi, Toad, Daisy and I know what we're doing though. If it makes you uncomfortable, that's fine too.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

< (I had to walk away for a moment) He called posion control instead. I edited it just before you replied.>

Dust Bunny: We can't wait to find out though...




Peach: Mario, Luigi, Toad, Daisy and I know what we're doing though. If it makes you uncomfortable, that's fine too.

Lenna: What you are holding is a weapon capable of causing immense property damage.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Lenna: What you are holding is a weapon capable of causing immense property damage.

Peach: Yes, like any dangerous weapon, it must be handled with great care

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Peach: Yes, like any dangerous weapon, it must be handled with great care

Lenna: “Great care” is an understatement. I’m sure that you do not have a license to operate a weapon capable of causing arson.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: We can't wait to find out though...

E-Ashley begins to calm down. After a while, her stomach rumbles. "All better."

"I guess it really did heal," Red says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

E-Ashley begins to calm down. After a while, her stomach rumbles. "All better."

"I guess it really did heal," Red says.

ShyHo: Hey, Penny, I need you to do Parts and Service on Bonnie. Is that okay?

 

[Doc Monocle]

Lenna: “Great care” is an understatement. I’m sure that you do not have a license to operate a weapon capable of causing arson.

Capman (A toad with a bow tie, pencil on his ear, and a pipe): (Interrupting) Don't need a license...

Peach: Capman, why can't you knock for once?

Capman: The fire flower is considered a 'decoration.' (Winks)

Peach: Well, yeah, what he said.

E-Ashley begins to calm down. After a while, her stomach rumbles. "All better."

"I guess it really did heal," Red says.

Dust Bunny: We don't know that... Pick up, pick up, pick up!

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Hey, Penny, I need you to do Parts and Service on Bonnie. Is that okay?

"I don't know how your animatronics work, and to be frank, they freak me out," Penny says.

Dust Bunny: We don't know that... Pick up, pick up, pick up!

Poison control doesn't pick up. "I heard they were on lockdown for something," Red says. "Let's hope she's okay." E-Ashley sits on the ground and plays with a screwdriver.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I don't know how your animatronics work, and to be frank, they freak me out," Penny says.

Poison control doesn't pick up. "I heard they were on lockdown for something," Red says. "Let's hope she's okay." E-Ashley sits on the ground and plays with a screwdriver.

Dust Bunny takes it away.

Dust Bunny: Red, we need to put her in a special bubble or something until we get her more exposure! I can't sleep nowadays, and have trouble keeping my form!

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny takes it away.

Dust Bunny: Red, we need to put her in a special bubble or something until we get her more exposure! I can't sleep nowadays, and have trouble keeping my form!

"You're right, not even Baby Ashley is this bad," Red says. "We should lock her in a safe room, for now."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"You're right, not even Baby Ashley is this bad," Red says. "We should lock her in a safe room, for now."

Dust Bunny: Let's clear the living room, put in a few toys, comics, and what not, use rubber edge guards, shield the outlets, barricade, the windows, heavy glass the skylight, monitor the T.V. channels, make sure doesn't chew like a mouse, keep the floor clear of germs, and we're set!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Capman (A toad with a bow tie, pencil on his ear, and a pipe): (Interrupting) Don't need a license...

Peach: Capman, why can't you knock for once?

Capman: The fire flower is considered a 'decoration.' (Winks)

Peach: Well, yeah, what he said.



Dust Bunny: We don't know that... Pick up, pick up, pick up!

(Lenna calls the police on Peach)
Cop: What seems to be the problem, your imperial majesty?
Lenna: Princess Peach is in possession of a weapon capable of causing arson.

"I don't know how your animatronics work, and to be frank, they freak me out," Penny says.

Poison control doesn't pick up. "I heard they were on lockdown for something," Red says. "Let's hope she's okay." E-Ashley sits on the ground and plays with a screwdriver.

ShyHo: Instructions will be provided.