I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: If you keep acting like this, Kaito will resent you even more and he’ll begin hating you. He doesn’t want it, and if you keep acting like this, you might as well be a creepy narcissist. Have another kid, this kid will probably be the next Mario.

Mario knits his eyebrows and runs to Kaito.

Mario: Kaito ( alexxxela ), you have to show them what you can do! They don't believe me. (Turns to ShyHo)... Just watch! He will be the most amazing thing you have ever seen! (Turns back) Please, Kaito, be awesome for Papa!

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: You are confusing friendly behavior with friendship itself. What is a friend to you?

"Someone who does everything Ashley wants and doesn't get mad at her and doesn't abandon her," E-Ashley says.

Mario knits his eyebrows and runs to Kaito.

Mario: Kaito ( alexxxela ), you have to show them what you can do! They don't believe me. (Turns to ShyHo)... Just watch! He will be the most amazing thing you have ever seen! (Turns back) Please, Kaito, be awesome for Papa!

Kaito sits down on the ground and sucks his thumb. "Change Kaito," he says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Someone who does everything Ashley wants and doesn't get mad at her and doesn't abandon her," E-Ashley says.

Kaito sits down on the ground and sucks his thumb. "Change Kaito," he says.

(ShyHo picks Kaito up and changes him)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Mario knits his eyebrows and runs to Kaito.

Mario: Kaito ( alexxxela ), you have to show them what you can do! They don't believe me. (Turns to ShyHo)... Just watch! He will be the most amazing thing you have ever seen! (Turns back) Please, Kaito, be awesome for Papa!

ShyHo: Give reproduction a try, will ya? I know I did!

 

[Doc Monocle]

The transpiration of these events will have results that are yet to see, but in a not-so-far off reach of the world, a violent battle over Tanjun Jyuki ensues when the forces of the Mishima Zaibatsu meet with those of the G-Corporation allied with the Wolf Den already situated on the island. A dogfight is very audible from the ground, as sirens blare, and civilians scramble for refuge. Officials are in a panic, as the island is in a state of turmoil, and is dependent on protections from distant, unnamed nations, who themselves are strained for resources in the wake of Mishima invasions. The G-corporation comes in to augment Tanjun's defenses.

On the ground, Sarah is in a frenzy with the crowd as they go in every which direction chaotically. Dust and debris are flung everywhere, and buildings vanish in clouds of smoke and collapse as the result of bombings. Meanwhile, Miguel sees a cathedral fall to the ground, stunning him where he stands.

Jin Kazama himself makes landfall, accompanied by an elite unit that methodically, but rapidly kills any who stand in his path, while Kazuya monitors the situation from a heavily armed and armored gunship. Kazuya rests in a special station on the craft as he prepares to drop...

The Zaibatsu ground forces quickly make way for the capital after tanks are dropped. In the effort to resist, the Wolf Den deploys their new weapon-- the E-Ashley II which finds and/or kills killed or injured soldiers from either side, and takes over their bodies using the mold. They are effectively reusable troops.

"Someone who does everything Ashley wants and doesn't get mad at her and doesn't abandon her," E-Ashley says.

Kaito sits down on the ground and sucks his thumb. "Change Kaito," he says.

Dust Bunny: If I thought something was harmful, I wouldn't give it to you, even if you wanted it. Does that mean I'm not your friend?

(ShyHo picks Kaito up and changes him)

Mario: He... He will grow up... Just wait and see! (Refuses to accept what he is seeing).

 

[KingBooGengar57]

The transpiration of these events will have results that are yet to see, but in a not-so-far off reach of the world, a violent battle over Tanjun Jyuki ensues when the forces of the Mishima Zaibatsu meet with those of the G-Corporation allied with the Wolf Den already situated on the island. A dogfight is very audible from the ground, as sirens blare, and civilians scramble for refuge. Officials are in a panic, as the island is in a state of turmoil, and is dependent on protections from distant, unnamed nations, who themselves are strained for resources in the wake of Mishima invasions. The G-corporation comes in to augment Tanjun's defenses.

On the ground, Sarah is in a frenzy with the crowd as they go in every which direction chaotically. Dust and debris are flung everywhere, and buildings vanish in clouds of smoke and collapse as the result of bombings. Meanwhile, Miguel sees a cathedral fall to the ground, stunning him where he stands.

Jin Kazama himself makes landfall, accompanied by an elite unit that methodically, but rapidly kills any who stand in his path, while Kazuya monitors the situation from a heavily armed and armored gunship. Kazuya rests in a special station on the craft as he prepares to drop...

The Zaibatsu ground forces quickly make way for the capital after tanks are dropped. In the effort to resist, the Wolf Den deploys their new weapon-- the E-Ashley II which finds and/or kills killed or injured soldiers from either side, and takes over their bodies using the mold. They are effectively reusable troops.



Dust Bunny: If I thought something was harmful, I wouldn't give it to you, even if you wanted it. Does that mean I'm not your friend?



Mario: He... He will grow up... Just wait and see! (Refuses to accept what he is seeing).

ShyHo: He’s psychic, and he doesn’t wanna follow in your footsteps. That’s why, procreation is the best course of action. Who will it be that you would like to have a child with?

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: He’s psychic, and he doesn’t wanna follow in your footsteps. That’s why, procreation is the best course of action. Who will it be that you would like to have a child with?

Mario: I don't want to have another child! (He runs away and sits under a tree, where he is met by Goomberg, who is disappointed with Luigi.)

Goomberg: That Luigi is such a failure.

Mario: Who are you?

Goomberg: I am Goomberg. Leave it at that! Go, go Mario, and search in the land of the Mud Pigs (utter nonsense). There you will find the answer to all your worries... Well, this one at least. Leave it at that too! (Disappears).

Mario goes back inside.

Mario: Did one of you send a goomba to follow me?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Mario: I don't want to have another child! (He runs away and sits under a tree, where he is met by Goomberg, who is disappointed with Luigi.)

Goomberg: That Luigi is such a failure.

Mario: Who are you?

Goomberg: I am Goomberg. Leave it at that! Go, go Mario, and search in the land of the Mud Pigs (utter nonsense). There you will find the answer to all your worries... Well, this one at least. Leave it at that too! (Disappears).

Mario goes back inside.

Mario: Did one of you send a goomba to follow me?

ShyHo: What’s a Goomba?

 

[alexxxela]

The transpiration of these events will have results that are yet to see, but in a not-so-far off reach of the world, a violent battle over Tanjun Jyuki ensues when the forces of the Mishima Zaibatsu meet with those of the G-Corporation allied with the Wolf Den already situated on the island. A dogfight is very audible from the ground, as sirens blare, and civilians scramble for refuge. Officials are in a panic, as the island is in a state of turmoil, and is dependent on protections from distant, unnamed nations, who themselves are strained for resources in the wake of Mishima invasions. The G-corporation comes in to augment Tanjun's defenses.

On the ground, Sarah is in a frenzy with the crowd as they go in every which direction chaotically. Dust and debris are flung everywhere, and buildings vanish in clouds of smoke and collapse as the result of bombings. Meanwhile, Miguel sees a cathedral fall to the ground, stunning him where he stands.

Jin Kazama himself makes landfall, accompanied by an elite unit that methodically, but rapidly kills any who stand in his path, while Kazuya monitors the situation from a heavily armed and armored gunship. Kazuya rests in a special station on the craft as he prepares to drop...

The Zaibatsu ground forces quickly make way for the capital after tanks are dropped. In the effort to resist, the Wolf Den deploys their new weapon-- the E-Ashley II which finds and/or kills killed or injured soldiers from either side, and takes over their bodies using the mold. They are effectively reusable troops.



Dust Bunny: If I thought something was harmful, I wouldn't give it to you, even if you wanted it. Does that mean I'm not your friend?



Mario: He... He will grow up... Just wait and see! (Refuses to accept what he is seeing).

E-Ashley II walks over to Carson and shows him what she did. "Everyone is under my control now," she says. She looks up at him, waiting for praise and approval.

E-Ashley doesn't answer that, and Red comes over. "Let's try to get her to take a bath," he says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: What’s a Goomba?

Mario: A goomba is a fanged mushroom that chases you around in my games. One just came and told me to look in the land of the Mud Pigs to get some kind of answer.

E-Ashley II walks over to Carson and shows him what she did. "Everyone is under my control now," she says. She looks up at him, waiting for praise and approval.

E-Ashley doesn't answer that, and Red comes over. "Let's try to get her to take a bath," he says.

Carson: That's my girl! (Throws her a teddy bear as he points into the distance)... Now to send these ruffians back where they came from! See this road? Follow it, and you're bound to find more naughties to take care of. Make Daddy proud!
---------------
Dust Bunny: Yeah... Hey, Ashley, why don't you go upstairs and clean up. We'll talk later... So, Red, how has life been? Was Ashley giving you a rough time?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Mario: A goomba is a fanged mushroom that chases you around in my games. One just came and told me to look in the land of the Mud Pigs to get some kind of answer.



Carson: That's my girl! (Throws her a teddy bear as he points into the distance)... Now to send these ruffians back where they came from! See this road? Follow it, and you're bound to find more naughties to take care of. Make Daddy proud!
---------------
Dust Bunny: Yeah... Hey, Ashley, why don't you go upstairs and clean up. We'll talk later... So, Red, how has life been? Was Ashley giving you a rough time?

ShyHo: Oh… hey, Peach. Can you come here?

 

[alexxxela]

Carson: That's my girl! (Throws her a teddy bear as he points into the distance)... Now to send these ruffians back where they came from! See this road? Follow it, and you're bound to find more naughties to take care of. Make Daddy proud!
---------------
Dust Bunny: Yeah... Hey, Ashley, why don't you go upstairs and clean up. We'll talk later... So, Red, how has life been? Was Ashley giving you a rough time?

E-Ashley II takes the teddy bear and walks down the road. She sees more enemies, and vomits mold onto the ground. The mold splits and infects everyone. "Back," she commands. "Go back."

E-Ashley doesn't move. "It's been tough, taking care of both of them again," Red says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: Oh… hey, Peach. Can you come here?

Peach, who was at Daisy's before being restored to her original size, rushes inside, slamming the door behind her.

Peach: THAT'S why I don't visit her at her castle anymore!... Mario, you're back!

Mario: Yes, but I am still upset about...

Peach: Mario, you're not going anywhere. Fans across the globe just love you.

Mario: About that, see Kaito...

Peach: Not another word about Kaito! He doesn't want to be the next Mario!

Mario: But I...

Peach: Don't mention Daisy, either. She is just sore, and jealous really.

Mario: AgoombacameandtoldmetogotothelandoftheMudPigs!

Peach: Um... alright... Hi, ShyHo. I'm glad you made it out of Daisy's castle alive.

E-Ashley II takes the teddy bear and walks down the road. She sees more enemies, and vomits mold onto the ground. The mold splits and infects everyone. "Back," she commands. "Go back."

E-Ashley doesn't move. "It's been tough, taking care of both of them again," Red says.

Dust Bunny: (Noticing Ashley was still there) Ashley, don't you want to be clean? You're a mess. Come on... (He takes her to the bathroom) Here you are. (Walking back down) You can come back when you're done. The water still comes here, right Red? Soap is here, right? Yeah, Ashley, you're good to go!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Peach, who was at Daisy's before being restored to her original size, rushes inside, slamming the door behind her.

Peach: THAT'S why I don't visit her at her castle anymore!... Mario, you're back!

Mario: Yes, but I am still upset about...

Peach: Mario, you're not going anywhere. Fans across the globe just love you.

Mario: About that, see Kaito...

Peach: Not another word about Kaito! He doesn't want to be the next Mario!

Mario: But I...

Peach: Don't mention my sister either. She is just sore, and jealous really.

Mario: AgoombacameandtoldmetogotothelandoftheMudPigs!

Peach: Um... alright... Hi, ShyHo. I'm glad you made it out of Daisy's castle alive.



Dust Bunny: (Noticing Ashley was still there) Ashley, don't you want to be clean? You're a mess. Come on... (He takes her to the bathroom) Here you are. (Walking back down) You can come back when you're done. The water still comes here, right Red? Soap is here, right? Yeah, Ashley, you're good to go!

ShyHo: Huh, you have a sister? I wish I had one..

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: Huh, you have a sister? I wish I had one..

<They are not sisters? I always assumed they were.>

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: (Noticing Ashley was still there) Ashley, don't you want to be clean? You're a mess. Come on... (He takes her to the bathroom) Here you are. (Walking back down) You can come back when you're done. The water still comes here, right Red? Soap is here, right? Yeah, Ashley, you're good to go!

E-Ashley still doesn't do anything. "I don't think she knows how to bathe herself," Red mutters.

E-Ashley II returns to Carson. "They're all gone now," she tells him. She then holds her stomach. "My tummy hurts from so much vomiting...."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

<They are not sisters? I always assumed they were.>

<They are not>
ShyHo: I have two brothers. One elder, one younger. What kinda siblings do you guys have? Or, better yet, what kinda kingdom do you rule, Peach? Is it a constitutional monarchy or an absolute monarchy?

 

[Doc Monocle]

E-Ashley still doesn't do anything. "I don't think she knows how to bathe herself," Red mutters.

E-Ashley II returns to Carson. "They're all gone now," she tells him. She then holds her stomach. "My tummy hurts from so much vomiting...."

Dust Bunny: Gee, Red, you would teach her? Bless your heart!
-------
Carson: It is okay. You have done your part... (He directs Ashley into the crate she came out of.)

While Kazama's forces were engaged in the city, Kazama and his band climbed a mountain.
-------
Kazama: We have a limited time to do what we came to do...

As he speaks these words, Kazuya lands behind him, shaking the ground. He quickly kills Jin's company with a beam from his red eye...

Jin: The Master of Mishima finally shows...

<They are not>
ShyHo: I have two brothers. One elder, one younger. What kinda siblings do you guys have?

Mario: I have my brother, Luigi. He saddens me sometimes, but he will find his way.

Peach: My parents told me I had a sister <I do not know if it what I saw about Rosalina being a sister was true, so this is not an answer based on canon.>, but I never knew who she was.

Mario: I must go. I cannot stand the suspense. I must find what answer the bearded goomba was talking about. Goodbye... (He walks out as they wave at him.)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Dust Bunny: Gee, Red, you would teach her? Bless your heart!
-------
Carson: It is okay. You have done your part... (He directs Ashley into the crate she came out of.)

While Kazama's forces were engaged in the city, Kazama and his band climbed a mountain.
-------
Kazama: We have a limited time to do what we came to do...

As he speaks these words, Kazuya lands behind him, shaking the ground. He quickly kills Jin's company with a beam from his red eye...

Jin: The Master of Mishima finally shows...



Mario: I have my brother, Luigi. He saddens me sometimes, but he will find his way.

Peach: My parents told me I had a sister <I do not know if it what I saw about Rosalina being a sister was true, so this is not an answer based on canon.>, but I never knew who she was.

Mario: I must go. I cannot stand the suspense. I must find what answer the bearded goomba was talking about. Goodbye... (He walks out as they wave at him.)

ShyHo: Lenna has a sister. I wish I had one. What mysteries does this castle hold?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Gee, Red, you would teach her? Bless your heart!
-------
Carson: It is okay. You have done your part... (He directs Ashley into the crate she came out of.)

While Kazama's forces were engaged in the city, Kazama and his band climbed a mountain.
-------
Kazama: We have a limited time to do what we came to do...

As he speaks these words, Kazuya lands behind him, shaking the ground. He quickly kills Jin's company with a beam from his red eye...

Jin: The Master of Mishima finally shows...

Red groans and gives E-Ashley a bath, and then puts her in a fresh diaper and new clothes. "Happy?" he asks. E-Ashley doesn't answer.

E-Ashley II gets in the crate and stares at Carson, hugging her knees and the teddy bear.

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: Lenna has a sister. I wish I had one. What mysteries does this castle hold?

Peach: Mysteries? Well, there are the paintings. It's unsure who should be credited for the oldest ones.

Red groans and gives E-Ashley a bath, and then puts her in a fresh diaper and new clothes. "Happy?" he asks. E-Ashley doesn't answer.

E-Ashley II gets in the crate and stares at Carson, hugging her knees and the teddy bear.

Dust Bunny: We should probably get back with the others... So, Ashley, will you cut back on the molding for a while? I'm sure we can find friends without being aggressive about it.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Peach: Mysteries? Well, there are the paintings. It's unsure who should be credited for the oldest ones.





Dust Bunny: We should probably get back with the others... So, Ashley, will you cut back on the molding for a while? I'm sure we can find friends without being aggressive about it.

ShyHo: Maybe, this thing. (He points to an old book on rulers of the Mushroom Kingdom)

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: We should probably get back with the others... So, Ashley, will you cut back on the molding for a while? I'm sure we can find friends without being aggressive about it.

"No!" E-Ashley whines. "Mold is my best friend!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: Maybe, this thing. (He points to an old book on rulers of the Mushroom Kingdom)

Peach: It was written very cryptically. I tried to understand it at several points, but I gave up after a while. It's very fragile. Want to see?... (She takes ShyHo and Lenna to an environmentally controlled room before opening it with a pair of gloves)... That's the eighteenth ruler, and the first one we have reliable accounts of.

"No!" E-Ashley whines. "Mold is my best friend!"

Dust Bunny: Then it sounds like you don't really need friends. If the mold is your friend and your best, aren't you content?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Then it sounds like you don't really need friends. If the mold is your friend and your best, aren't you content?

"No! Because mold gives Ashley everything she wants, and she wants friends!" E-Ashley says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"No! Because mold gives Ashley everything she wants, and she wants friends!" E-Ashley says.

Dust Bunny: What if you want poison, thinking it's food. Should the mold give it to you if it knows better? Also, if the mold gives you whatever you want, what if it's incapable of doing so?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Peach: It was written very cryptically. I tried to understand it at several points, but I gave up after a while. It's very fragile. Want to see?... (She takes ShyHo and Lenna to an environmentally controlled room before opening it with a pair of gloves)... That's the eighteenth ruler, and the first one we have reliable accounts of.



Dust Bunny: Then it sounds like you don't really need friends. If the mold is your friend and your best, aren't you content?

(ShyHo calls Lenna)
Lenna: Yes?
ShyHo: Would you like to come see something?
Lenna: Alright. (She goes to see ShyHo and Peach) That book appears to be very old.
ShyHo: Yup, it is, it’s about the rulers of the Mushroom Kingdom. The 18th one is the first one they have reliable accounts of.
Lenna: Alright, when did they rule and what was their name?

 

[Doc Monocle]

(ShyHo calls Lenna)
Lenna: Yes?
ShyHo: Would you like to come see something?
Lenna: Alright. (She goes to see ShyHo and Peach) That book appears to be very old.
ShyHo: Yup, it is, it’s about the rulers of the Mushroom Kingdom. The 18th one is the first one they have reliable accounts of.
Lenna: Alright, when did they rule and what was their name?

<Of course, I am making things up, if there is anything officially recognized. >

Peach: That one is Shroomus Gillius. He ruled about five thousand years ago. There was something about him damming up a river and making locals angry, but you'd have to read about that.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: What if you want poison, thinking it's food. Should the mold give it to you if it knows better? Also, if the mold gives you whatever you want, what if it's incapable of doing so?

"The mold makes anyone do whatever Ashley wants. Ashley controls mold and Ashley knows best," E-Ashley says, picking up a cube of rat poison off of a trap, thinking it's candy.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

<Of course, I am making things up, if there is anything officially recognized. >

Peach: That one is Shroomus Gillius. He ruled about five thousand years ago. There was something about him damming up a river and making locals angry, but you'd have to read about that.

ShyHo: So, the Mushroom Kingdom is an ancient civilization and your bloodline has been unbroken for roughly five thousand years?

 

[Doc Monocle]

"The mold makes anyone do whatever Ashley wants. Ashley controls mold and Ashley knows best," E-Ashley says, picking up a cube of rat poison off of a trap, thinking it's candy.

Dust Bunny: Put that down! (blows the poison away with a dusty gust) You see, the mold wasn't going to stop you, and that could have hospitalized or killed you.

ShyHo: So, the Mushroom Kingdom is an ancient civilization and your bloodline has been unbroken for roughly five thousand years?

Peach: I'm so proud.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Dust Bunny: Put that down! (blows the poison away with a dusty gust) You see, the mold wasn't going to stop you, and that could have hospitalized or killed you.



Peach: I'm so proud.

ShyHo: But, you don’t have any heirs.
Lenna: That is an issue for royals. Do you plan on having heirs?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Put that down! (blows the poison away with a dusty gust) You see, the mold wasn't going to stop you, and that could have hospitalized or killed you.

"The mold doesn't stop me from doing anything, 'cause I control it. Don't you understand?" E-Ashley says, picking the poison cube back up.

"So, why exactly are we fighting?" E-Ashley II asks when they get back home. She infects her teddy bear with mold so it will play with her.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Dust Bunny: Put that down! (blows the poison away with a dusty gust) You see, the mold wasn't going to stop you, and that could have hospitalized or killed you.



Peach: I'm so proud.

ShyHo: Bye-bye, Peach! We’re leaving now. (They leave and go to bed)

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: But, you don’t have any heirs.
Lenna: That is an issue for royals. Do you plan on having heirs?

Peach: I don't know... Luigi!

Luigi, who was enjoying his newfound quasi freedom, comes promptly.

Luigi: Yes?

Peach tells him to ask the Nintendo Crisis Hotline ShyHo's question.

Luigi: (Gesturing his hand as a phone) Yes, I have a question... Yes, it's me again... No, it's just one question this time... No, I don't want to hear the statistics about words that come to mind when people hear the name Luigi... My question is this: Does Peach need, and will she have an heir?... No, no, I did not ask if each of me and Waluigi put on airs. I... You were kidding?... Well, I am not laughing... Just answer the question!... Thank you! (Hangs up)... The consensus is 'no.'

Peach: Well, I guess not, ShyHo.

"The mold doesn't stop me from doing anything, 'cause I control it. Don't you understand?" E-Ashley says, picking the poison cube back up.

"So, why exactly are we fighting?" E-Ashley II asks when they get back home. She infects her teddy bear with mold so it will play with her.

Dust Bunny takes it from her, and throws it away.

Dust Bunny: You can't be serious! Did you hear what I said? It is dangerous! You see the fish in that poorly maintained aquarium? That could be you!
----------

<Carson does not personally keep her. He looks at her as little more than a weapon.>

Smuggler: Cuz' that's what people like to do, and we're helpin' 'em.
-----------

Meanwhile, on the mount, Kazuya stares grimly at Jin, who prepares himself.

Kazuya: (Cracking his neck) You first...

Jin rushes him, committing to an overhead punch. Kazuya blocks it, and delivers a single, straight, twisting punch, which Jin promptly catches and deflects to the outside. They exchange for a moment, pausing with a duo of alternating, straight punches from Jin, who doubly strikes Kazuya's chest, seemingly to little effect. Kazuya then swiftly and mightily swings his right fist to the outside from left to right, smashing into Jin's torso, and sending Jin sideways to the ground. Kazuya leaps to stomp Jin, but the latter evades and stands...

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny takes it from her, and throws it away.

Dust Bunny: You can't be serious! Did you hear what I said? It is dangerous! You see the fish in that poorly maintained aquarium? That could be you!
----------

<Carson does not personally keep her. He looks at her as little more than a weapon.>

Smuggler: Cuz' that's what people like to do, and we're helpin' 'em.
-----------

Meanwhile, on the mount, Kazuya stares grimly at Jin, who prepares himself.

Kazuya: (Cracking his neck) You first...

Jin rushes him, committing to an overhead punch. Kazuya blocks it, and delivers a single, straight, twisting punch, which Jin promptly catches and deflects to the outside. They exchange for a moment, pausing with a duo of alternating, straight punches from Jin, who doubly strikes Kazuya's chest, seemingly to little effect. Kazuya then swiftly and mightily swings his right fist to the outside from left to right, smashing into Jin's torso, and sending Jin sideways to the ground. Kazuya leaps to stomp Jin, but the latter evades and stands...

"Alright...." E-Ashley II mumbles. $I wish there was more than this tiny crate and fighting...$

E-Ashley I starts crying. "Don't steal Ashley's things!" she whines.

"She doesn't understand. She's basically a toddler anyways, so she wouldn't know what's good and bad for her," Red says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Peach: I don't know... Luigi!

Luigi, who was enjoying his newfound quasi freedom, comes promptly.

Luigi: Yes?

Peach tells him to ask the Nintendo Crisis Hotline ShyHo's question.

Luigi: (Gesturing his hand as a phone) Yes, I have a question... Yes, it's me again... No, it's just one question this time... No, I don't want to hear the statistics about words that come to mind when people hear the name Luigi... My question is this: Does Peach need, and will she have an heir?... No, no, I did not ask if each of me and Waluigi put on airs. I... You were kidding?... Well, I am not laughing... Just answer the question!... Thank you! (Hangs up)... The consensus is 'no.'

Peach: Well, I guess not, ShyHo.



Dust Bunny takes it from her, and throws it away.

Dust Bunny: You can't be serious! Did you hear what I said? It is dangerous! You see the fish in that poorly maintained aquarium? That could be you!
----------

<Carson does not personally keep her. He looks at her as little more than a weapon.>

Smuggler: Cuz' that's what people like to do, and we're helpin' 'em.
-----------

Meanwhile, on the mount, Kazuya stares grimly at Jin, who prepares himself.

Kazuya: (Cracking his neck) You first...

Jin rushes him, committing to an overhead punch. Kazuya blocks it, and delivers a single, straight, twisting punch, which Jin promptly catches and deflects to the outside. They exchange for a moment, pausing with a duo of alternating, straight punches from Jin, who doubly strikes Kazuya's chest, seemingly to little effect. Kazuya then swiftly and mightily swings his right fist to the outside from left to right, smashing into Jin's torso, and sending Jin sideways to the ground. Kazuya leaps to stomp Jin, but the latter evades and stands...

ShyHo: Heh, enjoy your bloodline going extinct, then. That’s a problem, sometimes you gotta go against what the Nintendo Crisis Hotline says. (He and Lenna leave and go to bed)

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(ShyHo and Lenna wake up)
ShyHo: Why idols Peach and her friends use a goddamn hotline as a spiritual guide?!
Lenna: That is their way of life.
(ShyHo calls Penny)
ShyHo: Hey, um, this is about the pizzeria.

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo and Lenna wake up)
ShyHo: Why idols Peach and her friends use a goddamn hotline as a spiritual guide?!
Lenna: That is their way of life.
(ShyHo calls Penny)
ShyHo: Hey, um, this is about the pizzeria.

"What about it?" Penny says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"What about it?" Penny says.

ShyHo: The night guard had a massive heart attack and died. We gotta find a new night guard. Who would be fit to be a new night guard?