I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[KingBooGengar57]

There is much stir in Peach's castle as the toadstools (?) scramble to prepare food. Mario storms inside.

Mario: Daisy was right! Daisy was right! Daisy was riiiigh... (breaks down) I really am obsolete!



Dust Bunny: (Seeing Ashley approach) Ashley, stop! What's going on?

<They're called Toads the toadstools>
Lenna: What is going on?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: (Seeing Ashley approach) Ashley, stop! What's going on?

"I don't know! Luigi came here with that thing that can control people by vomiting this weird mold stuff!" Ashley says. She pours the cure down Luigi's throat and waits.

"We want your help to make sure E-Ashley never tries to infect any of us again," Red says. "She does it because she thinks that's how she makes friends, and it also happens when she's upset."

 

[Doc Monocle]

<They're called Toads>
Lenna: What is going on?

Mario: It was horrible! I went to see what games were Nintendo Hotcakes, and not a Mario title was there! Some were in the giveaway section though! THE GIVEAWAY SECTION!

"I don't know! Luigi came here with that thing that can control people by vomiting this weird mold stuff!" Ashley says. She pours the cure down Luigi's throat and waits.

"We want your help to make sure E-Ashley never tries to infect any of us again," Red says. "She does it because she thinks that's how she makes friends, and it also happens when she's upset."

Dust Bunny turns to face E-Ashley. He disintegrates, and flies down her throat...

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Mario: It was horrible! I went to see what games were Nintendo Hotcakes, and not a Mario title was there! Some were in the giveaway section though! THE GIVEAWAY SECTION!
<Sorry alexxxela , I shall edit.>

ShyHo: Why are you guys getting so amped up over nothing?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny turns to face E-Ashley. He disintegrates, and flies down her throat...

E-Ashley cries and squeezes her throat, not realizing that will choke her. Red pulls her hand away and makes her breathe.

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: Why are you guys getting so amped up over nothing?

Mario: You are right (trying to calm down... He sees Kaito waddle behind Lenna).(Suddenly) THIS ISN'T NOTHING ! I AM ABOUT TO DISAPPEAR, AND NO ONE WILL TAKE MY PLACE! (He hyperventilates as he runs to the toads, shaking them and repeating the same things to them)... I am finished!

E-Ashley cries and squeezes her throat, not realizing that will choke her. Red pulls her hand away and makes her breathe.

Dust Bunny, now miniscule (MINISCULE, I say), and in a team of copies of himself tries to remember the Tiny Hero Manual he read back in Tiny Hero School. He picks up an enzyme <It is ridiculous, I know, but I could not think of anything else>, unlocks, and swaps things around in her DNA at break-neck speeds, gathers the mold, forces Ashley to cough it up in portions, leaves a miniscule piece of candy on her tongue, and exits.

Dust Bunny: I feel silly... How do you feel, Ashley?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny, now miniscule (MINISCULE, I say), and in a team of copies of himself tries to remember the Tiny Hero Manual he read back in Tiny Hero School. He picks up an enzyme <It is ridiculous, I know, but I could not think of anything else>, unlocks, and swaps things around in her DNA at break-neck speeds, gathers the mold, forces Ashley to cough it up in portions, leaves a miniscule piece of candy on her tongue, and exits.

Dust Bunny: I feel silly... How do you feel, Ashley?

E-Ashley vomits more mold and screams. She begins shaking violently and begins to mutate. "You made her unstable!" Red says. "Oh man, this is bad!"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Mario: You are right (trying to calm down... He sees Kaito waddle behind Lenna).(Suddenly) THIS ISN'T NOTHING ! I AM ABOUT TO DISAPPEAR, AND NO ONE WILL TAKE MY PLACE! (He hyperventilates as he runs to the toads, shaking them and repeating the same things to them)... I am finished!



Dust Bunny, now miniscule (MINISCULE, I say), and in a team of copies of himself tries to remember the Tiny Hero Manual he read back in Tiny Hero School. He picks up an enzyme <It is ridiculous, I know, but I could not think of anything else>, unlocks, and swaps things around in her DNA at break-neck speeds, gathers the mold, forces Ashley to cough it up in portions, leaves a miniscule piece of candy on her tongue, and exits.

Dust Bunny: I feel silly... How do you feel, Ashley?

Lenna: You’re the biggest video game franchise in the entire world. You will not disappear. Why are you panicking over something so small?

 

[Doc Monocle]

E-Ashley vomits more mold and screams. She begins shaking violently and begins to mutate. "You made her unstable!" Red says. "Oh man, this is bad!"

Dust Bunny: I knew I should have just gathered the mold!...

Lenna: You’re the biggest video game franchise in the entire world. You will not disappear. Why are you panicking over something so small?

<This is fiction. I am making things up. Also, he is convinced about something Daisy said earlier.>

Mario: But how do you know? Daisy said that more people are wanting Waluigi and indie characters now. What if they get tired of seeing the same old plumber over and over again!?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: I knew I should have just gathered the mold!...

"You've gotta undo whatever you did before it's too late!" Red says, trying to calm E-Ashley down. "Shh, it's okay, you're perfectly safe..."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Dust Bunny: I knew I should have just gathered the mold!...



<This is fiction. I am making things up. Also, he is convinced about something Daisy said earlier.>

Mario: But how do you know? Daisy said that more people are wanting Waluigi and indie characters now. What if they get tired of seeing the same old plumber over and over again!?

ShyHo: Kids. Kids love ya!

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: Kids. Kids love ya!

Mario: The last kids I saw were infatuated with Pikmin Odyssey and Olimar Kart . If those knock-offs win them over, what else could?

"You've gotta undo whatever you did before it's too late!" Red says, trying to calm E-Ashley down. "Shh, it's okay, you're perfectly safe..."

Dust Bunny races back inside, notices the candy about to fall down the wrong path, retrieves it, reverses his work, causes her to cough up more mold, comes back, drops fruit juice in the candy's stead, and exits.

Dust Bunny: I feel sillier now... How do you feel, Ashley?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny races back inside, notices the candy about to fall down the wrong path, retrieves it, reverses his work, causes her to cough up more mold, comes back, drops fruit juice in the candy's stead, and exits.

Dust Bunny: I feel sillier now... How do you feel, Ashley?

E-Ashley stops mutating and stares silently at Dust Bunny with wide eyes. "I think she's back to normal.....We need to try something different," Red says, mopping up all the mold.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Mario: The last kids I saw were infatuated with Pikmin Odyssey and Olimar Kart . If those knock-offs win them over, what else could?




Dust Bunny races back inside, notices the candy about to fall down the wrong path, retrieves it, reverses his work, causes her to cough up more mold, comes back, drops fruit juice in the candy's stead, and exits.

Dust Bunny: I feel sillier now... How do you feel, Ashley?

ShyHo: They aren’t knock-offs if they’re made by the same company. You just gotta make a game that will please everyone!

 

[Doc Monocle]

E-Ashley stops mutating and stares silently at Dust Bunny with wide eyes. "I think she's back to normal.....We need to try something different," Red says, mopping up all the mold.

Dust Bunny: Cage and cookies maybe?

ShyHo: They aren’t knock-offs if they’re made by the same company. You just gotta make a game that will please everyone!

Mario: That's even worse then! It means Nintendo saw fit to replace my titles with... Pikmin of all things for Petey's sake!

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Cage and cookies maybe?

<assuming you meant cake>
"That will calm her down, but it's just rewarding her for her bad behavior. We need to make her understand that even though it may be in her nature to mold people, it's wrong," Red says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Dust Bunny: Cage and cookies maybe?



Mario: That's even worse then! It means Nintendo saw fit to replace my titles with... Pikmin of all things for Petey's sake!

ShyHo: I mean, your franchise has kinda gone down over the last few years.

 

[Doc Monocle]

<assuming you meant cake>
"That will calm her down, but it's just rewarding her for her bad behavior. We need to make her understand that even though it may be in her nature to mold people, it's wrong," Red says.

<Well, it could be cake, but I said cookies arbitrarily.>

Dust Bunny: But if the mold controls her, what would she listen to?

ShyHo: I mean, your franchise has kinda gone down over the last few years.

Mario: That is what I am afraid of. They even wanted to promote Dr. Wario (shivers. He looks at Kaito briefly). What I need badly is a successor, and Kaito does not seem to be up to it.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: But if the mold controls her, what would she listen to?

"The mold doesn't control her, she controls the mold," Red says. "Maybe if we gain her trust, she'll listen to us."

 

[Doc Monocle]

"The mold doesn't control her, she controls the mold," Red says. "Maybe if we gain her trust, she'll listen to us."

Dust Bunny approaches Ashley.

Dust Bunny: Ashley, why are you spitting mold at people?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny approaches Ashley.

Dust Bunny: Ashley, why are you spitting mold at people?

"Making new friends," E-Ashley says.

"Let's bring her back to the mansion, and then we'll talk," Red says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Making new friends," E-Ashley says.

"Let's bring her back to the mansion, and then we'll talk," Red says.

(♢Through time and space...♢)

Dust Bunny: ... You can't make friends by controlling them. It would be fake. They wouldn't be your friends. They would just be game pieces that you manipulated. <I forgot he had a problem. Pretend he speaks nonsense occasionally.>

 

[KingBooGengar57]

<Well, it could be cake, but I said cookies arbitrarily.>

Dust Bunny: But if the mold controls her, what would she listen to?



Mario: That is what I am afraid of. They even wanted to promote Dr. Wario (shivers. He looks at Kaito briefly). What I need badly is a successor, and Kaito does not seem to be up to it.

ShyHo: You need an heir. A son if you will. You need to procreate, that’s the only way you’ll get a proper heir.

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: You need an heir. A son if you will. You need to procreate, that’s the only way you’ll get a proper heir.

Mario: I was actually hoping you could convince Kaito that the legacy of being a Mario is not such a dreadful thing, since you know him better than I do.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Mario: I was actually hoping you could convince Kaito that the legacy of being a Mario is not such a dreadful thing, since you know him better than I do.

ShyHo: He’s not one to be Mario. He doesn’t carry your DNA. Birthing an heir is the only way to carry on your legacy.

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: He’s not one to be Mario. He doesn’t carry your DNA. Birthing an heir is the only way to carry on your legacy.

<Earlier it was revealed that Mario was indeed Kaito's father. Was there something before that, which I missed? >

 

[alexxxela]

(♢Through time and space...♢)

Dust Bunny: ... You can't make friends by controlling them. It would be fake. They wouldn't be your friends. They would just be game pieces that you manipulated. <I forgot he had a problem. Pretend he speaks nonsense occasionally.>

"A game!" E-Ashley says cheerfully. "Making friends for a game!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"A game!" E-Ashley says cheerfully. "Making friends for a game!"

Dust Bunny: It's a metaphor, Ashley; a substitution... Try making friends by being respectful, listening, and doing what's right, no matter what. The ones you find will be real friends.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

<Earlier it was revealed that Mario was indeed Kaito's father. Was there something before that, which I missed? >

<Kaito had a mother who abandoned him, for not being magical>
ShyHo: Kaito is disinterested in becoming the next Mario, you need a proper heir. Otherwise, consider Mario dead.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: It's a metaphor, Ashley; a substitution... Try making friends by being respectful, listening, and doing what's right, no matter what. The ones you find will be real friends.

"No one likes Ashley without mold....." E-Ashley mumbles. "Everyone at the lab said so!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

<Kaito had a mother who abandoned him, for not being magical>
ShyHo: Kaito is disinterested in becoming the next Mario, you need a proper heir. Otherwise, consider Mario dead.

< That much was told me. The thing that was improvised was to say that Mario was the father, she was the mother, and a fog came and wiped the memories of the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario and a few others then searched through records and found that out after Yoshi delivered Kaito to them and made that claim.>

Mario: But he is proper. Come to the archive with me! (He invites them along).

"No one likes Ashley without mold....." E-Ashley mumbles. "Everyone at the lab said so!"

Dust Bunny: That's not true! I like you. I mean, sure you have a lot of problems, but we all do. If I disliked you because you had behavior problems, that would be a problem itself, and no one would like anyone anyway!...

<Actually, I must ask. Is E-Ashley just as Ashley?>

 

[KingBooGengar57]

< That much was told me. The thing that was improvised was to say that Mario was the father, she was the mother, and a fog came and wiped the memories of the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario and a few others then searched through records and found that out after Yoshi delivered Kaito to them and made that claim.>

Mario: But he is proper. Come to the archive with me! (He invites them along).



Dust Bunny: That's not true! I like you. I mean, sure you have a lot of problems, but we all do. If I disliked you because you had behavior problems, that would be a behavior problem itself, and no one would like anyone anyway!...

<Actually, I must ask. Is E-Ashley just as Ashley?>

ShyHo: Lenna went home. And yeah… you need an heir that isn’t totally and completely disinterested. Procreation will do. Are you okay with procreating?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: That's not true! I like you. I mean, sure you have a lot of problems, but we all do. If I disliked you because you had behavior problems, that would be a behavior problem itself, and no one would like anyone anyway!...

<Actually, I must ask. Is E-Ashley just as Ashley?>

<Well, she has the same form of Ashley, however her behavior and personality is incredibly different to her due to being created from Baby Ashley's DNA>

"Everyone at lab said no one wants to be my friend because of the mold, so I use the mold to make them my friends!" E-Ashley says. "Easy!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: Lenna went home. And yeah… you need an heir that isn’t totally and completely disinterested. Procreation will do.

Mario: Please, I am begging you! (Gets down to his knees and clasps his hands) Kaito is the first child that I have ever had! (coming closer by walking on his knees) Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please...

<Well, she has the same form of Ashley, however her behavior and personality is incredibly different to her due to being created from Baby Ashley's DNA>

"Everyone at lab said no one wants to be my friend because of the mold, so I use the mold to make them my friends!" E-Ashley says. "Easy!"

Dust Bunny: Don't listen to them! You can make lots of friends without ever using the mold again, and again it never made you friends. I'll even help you.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Mario: Please, I am begging you! (Gets down to his knees and clasps his hands) Kaito is the first child that I have ever had! (coming closer by walking on his knees) Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please...



Dust Bunny: Don't listen to them! You can make lots of friends without ever using the mold again, and again it never made you friends. I'll even help you.

ShyHo: I’m sorry, but you’ll need to accept that Kaito doesn’t wanna carry on your legacy. There are many methods that we can employ to give you an interested heir. Would you like to see them?

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Don't listen to them! You can make lots of friends without ever using the mold again, and again it never made you friends. I'll even help you.

"How? Promise help me," E-Ashley says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: I’m sorry, but you’ll need to accept that Kaito doesn’t wanna carry on your legacy. There are many methods that we can employ to give you an interested heir. Would you like to see them?

Mario: (Emphatically) Noooo! You don't understand. Kaito is special. I can feel it in my bones! Just look... (Sees Kaito walk along a counter, jumping over a fruit basket to reach a toy.)... It would destroy me if he didn't see his full potential! PLEASE!

"How? Promise help me," E-Ashley says.

Dust Bunny: Hear me. I will, but like I said, you can't force a friendship. It isn't found when it's made, it's found when it's revealed.

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: Hear me. I will, but like I said, you can't force a friendship. It isn't found when it's made, it's found when it's revealed.

"Yes I can!" E-Ashley says impatiently. "Why anyone want to be friends with Ashley without it?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Yes I can!" E-Ashley says impatiently. "Why anyone want to be friends with Ashley without it?"

Dust Bunny: You are confusing friendly behavior with friendship itself. What is a friend to you?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Mario: (Emphatically) Noooo! You don't understand. Kaito is special. I can feel it in my bones! Just look... (Sees Kaito walk along a counter, jumping over a fruit basket to reach a toy.)... It would destroy me if he didn't see his full potential! PLEASE!



Dust Bunny: Hear me. I will, but like I said, you can't force a friendship. It isn't found when it's made, it's found when it's revealed.

ShyHo: If you keep acting like this, Kaito will resent you even more and he’ll begin hating you. He doesn’t want it, and if you keep acting like this, you might as well be a creepy narcissist. Have another kid, this kid will probably be the next Mario.