I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[Doc Monocle]

"Find Big Ashwee!" Baby Ashley whines.

E-Ashley looks around, confused. "I'm only Ashley?" she asks.

Luigi: Let's not confuse ourselves! To Peach's Castle we go (Luigi twitches. He then starts break dancing. He stops.)... Now we go!...

ShyHo: Eh, what can she do, huh? Let’s go! Where does she live?

// Peach: (Bluntly) She might be mean because you're a shy guy.

 

[alexxxela]

Luigi: Let's not confuse ourselves! To Peach's Castle we go (Luigi twitches. He then starts break dancing. He stops.)... Now we go!...

"Now we go!" E-Ashley repeats cheerfully. She and Luigi walk until finally they see the castle in the distance. "That it?" she asks, pointing.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Now we go!" E-Ashley repeats cheerfully. She and Luigi walk until finally they see the castle in the distance. "That it?" she asks, pointing.

Luigi: Yes, Ashley, that is it. Ripe for destruction it is (punches palm)... (He gives it a 'thumbs down' with one hand, but the other hand catches it. ) I have a better idea, but for now, let's find Ashley!

 

[alexxxela]

Luigi: Yes, Ashley, that is it. Ripe for destruction it is (punches palm)... (He gives it a 'thumbs down' with one hand, but the other hand catches it. ) I have a better idea, but for now, let's find Ashley!

"But I Ashley?" E-Ashley says. "Why there so much Ashley?"

// Ashley wakes up and teleports back to Peach's castle.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Luigi: Let's not confuse ourselves! To Peach's Castle we go (Luigi twitches. He then starts break dancing. He stops.)... Now we go!...



// Peach: (Bluntly) She might be mean because you're a shy guy.

(ShyHo wakes up and heads back to Peach’s Castle.)

 

[Doc Monocle]

"But I Ashley?" E-Ashley says. "Why there so much Ashley?"

// Ashley wakes up and teleports back to Peach's castle.

Luigi: That's what we are trying to find out. As a general rule (authoritatively), if something strange happens, someone at Wario Ware knows.

// Peach: Hi, Ashley. Where did you go?

//Peach: That was fast. Hi, again, ShyHo. KingBooGengar57

 

[alexxxela]

Luigi: That's what we are trying to find out. As a general rule (authoritatively), if something strange happens, someone at Wario Ware knows.

// Peach: Hi, Ashley. Where did you go?

"Okay!" E-Ashley says. Baby Ashley falls asleep on her shoulder as they start walking to the castle.

// "I think I teleported in my sleep, I was at ShyHo's palace..." Ashley mumbles.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Luigi: That's what we are trying to find out. As a general rule (authoritatively), if something strange happens, someone at Wario Ware knows.

// Peach: Hi, Ashley. Where did you go?

//Peach: That was fast. Hi, again, ShyHo.

ShyHo: Let’s go see Daisy!

 

[Doc Monocle]

"Okay!" E-Ashley says. Baby Ashley falls asleep on her shoulder as they start walking to the castle.

// "I think I teleported in my sleep, I was at ShyHo's palace..." Ashley mumbles.

Luigi and E-Ashley near the castle...

Peach: // If sleep walking is dangerous...

ShyHo: Did you say something?

Peach: Yeah. I was saying hi... Look, Luigi's back! Hi, Luigi. Who is your friend?

Luigi: Hello, Peach. It is Ashley, and is that a shy guy? (jumps back, pointing a finger gun at him.)

Peach: It's okay, Luigi. That's ShyHo. He helped Ashley... Hey, two Ashleys! Coincidence!

Luigi: Not so much. One is a clone. The baby IS Ashley.

Peach places her hand over her mouth in awe.

Peach: That can't be, can it?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Luigi and E-Ashley near the castle...

Peach: // If sleep walking is dangerous...



Peach: Yeah. I was saying hi... Look, Luigi's back! Hi, Luigi. Who is your friend?

Luigi: Hello, Peach. It is Ashley, and is that a shy guy? (jumps back, pointing a finger gun at him.)

Peach: It's okay, Luigi. That's ShyHo. He helped Ashley... Hey, two Ashleys! Coincidence!

Luigi: Not so much. One is a clone. The baby IS Ashley.

Peach places her hand over her mouth in awe.

Peach: That can't be, can it?

ShyHo: I’m much taller and stronger than the shy guys you see. (ShyHo removes his mask and pulls down his robe, exposing his handsome face and hair) What can I say? I’m a Final Fantasy character!

 

[alexxxela]

Luigi and E-Ashley near the castle...

Peach: // If sleep walking is dangerous...



Peach: Yeah. I was saying hi... Look, Luigi's back! Hi, Luigi. Who is your friend?

Luigi: Hello, Peach. It is Ashley, and is that a shy guy? (jumps back, pointing a finger gun at him.)

Peach: It's okay, Luigi. That's ShyHo. He helped Ashley... Hey, two Ashleys! Coincidence!

Luigi: Not so much. One is a clone. The baby IS Ashley.

Peach places her hand over her mouth in awe.

Peach: That can't be, can it?

E-Ashley glares at Peach and bites her. "What's going on?" Ashley asks, walking over. She sees Baby Ashley and quickly takes her.

"What's been going on!?" she shouts, waking up Baby Ashley and making her cry. "Why is there another one of me? And where's Baby Ashley been? She looks like she's been tortured, and she doesn't look like she's been fed or changed for days!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: I’m much taller and stronger than the shy guys you see. (ShyHo removes his mask and pulls down his robe, exposing his handsome face and hair) What can I say? I’m a Final Fantasy character!

Luigi: Sorry. I did not know the good shy guys had a separate look.

Peach: He's okay though.

Luigi: Good.

E-Ashley glares at Peach and bites her. "What's going on?" Ashley asks, walking over. She sees Baby Ashley and quickly takes her.

"What's been going on!?" she shouts, waking up Baby Ashley and making her cry. "Why is there another one of me? And where's Baby Ashley been? She looks like she's been tortured, and she doesn't look like she's been fed or changed for days!"

Luigi: We found her in a mansion, of all places. I hope I never see a mansion again... She was being hurt by someone, and I (twitching)... I don't know why.

 

[alexxxela]

Luigi: We found her in a mansion, of all places. I hope I never see a mansion again... She was being hurt by someone, and I (twitching)... I don't know why.

<Ryan lives in an apartment. He brought her away from Ashley's mansion>
Ashley tries to soothe Baby Ashley. "I guess we shouldn't have left her alone...." she mutters. "Who is this clone of me?" E-Ashley bites Peach harder and tries to spit up mold on her.

Red comes in and sees E-Ashley. "Oh my god! Is that an E-Series?" he says, quickly pulling her away from Peach. He turns to Luigi. "Where did you find this!?"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Luigi: Sorry. I did not know the good shy guys had a separate look.

Peach: He's okay though.

Luigi: Good.



Luigi: We found her in a mansion, of all places. I hope I never see a mansion again... She was being hurt by someone, and I (twitching)... I don't know why.

ShyHo: Let's go see Daisy, now!

 

[Doc Monocle]

<Ryan lives in an apartment. He brought her away from Ashley's mansion>
Ashley tries to soothe Baby Ashley. "I guess we shouldn't have left her alone...." she mutters. "Who is this clone of me?" E-Ashley bites Peach harder and tries to spit up mold on her.

Red comes in and sees E-Ashley. "Oh my god! Is that an E-Series?" he says, quickly pulling her away from Peach. He turns to Luigi. "Where did you find this!?"

Luigi: I found her in a warehouse, but she says she is from a lab.

ShyHo: Let's go see Daisy, now!

Peach: Um... Okay (uncomfortably).

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Luigi: I found her in a warehouse, but she says she is from a lab.




Peach: Um... Okay (uncomfortably).

(They go to Sarasaland Castle and ShyHo knocks at the door)

 

[alexxxela]

Luigi: I found her in a warehouse, but she says she is from a lab.

"She must have been created by the Connections...." Red mutters. E-Ashley starts crying and Red quickly shushes her. "If she doesn't have her medication, we have to keep her very, very calm and happy so she won't try to infect us or mutate."

 

[Doc Monocle]

(They go to Sarasaland Castle and ShyHo knocks at the door)

Daisy opens.

Peach: (Preemptively and rapidly) This is ShyHo; he helped Ashley, so don't attack!

Daisy: A bit tall for a Shy guy, hmm?

Peach: He's the Gaian emperor.

Daisy: (Unenthused) Really?

Peach: He never saw you before, so he wanted to visit.

"She must have been created by the Connections...." Red mutters. E-Ashley starts crying and Red quickly shushes her. "If she doesn't have her medication, we have to keep her very, very calm and happy so she won't try to infect us or mutate."

Luigi: I have a better idea (smug behavior change)... <He uses his Brawl final smash, but I forgot the name>... He puts Baby Ashley to sleep... but causes her to taunt by sticking her tongue out first.

 

[alexxxela]

Luigi: I have a better idea (smug behavior change)... <He uses his Brawl final smash, but I forgot the name>... He puts Baby Ashley to sleep... but causes her to taunt by sticking her tongue out first.

"I need to go change and feed her, while you guys figure out that," Ashley says, pointing at E-Ashley. She goes upstairs, and Red turns to Luigi.

"We're gonna need to figure out her needs fast, because if we upset her, she's gonna try to infect us," he says, not realizing that Luigi is infected.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Daisy opens.

Peach: (Preemptively and rapidly) This is ShyHo; he helped Ashley, so don't attack!

Daisy: A bit tall for a Shy guy, hmm?

Peach: He's the Gaian emperor.

Daisy: (Unenthused) Really?

Peach: He never saw you before, so he wanted to visit.



Luigi: I have a better idea (smug behavior change)... <He uses his Brawl final smash, but I forgot the name>... He puts Baby Ashley to sleep... but causes her to taunt by sticking her tongue out first.

<Negative Zone is the name>
ShyHo: I have a wife, do you have a husband?

 

[Doc Monocle]

"I need to go change and feed her, while you guys figure out that," Ashley says, pointing at E-Ashley. She goes upstairs, and Red turns to Luigi.

"We're gonna need to figure out her needs fast, because if we upset her, she's gonna try to infect us," he says, not realizing that Luigi is infected.

Luigi: But why? don't you want to be moldy too?

<Negative Zone is the name>
ShyHo: I have a wife, do you have a husband?

Daisy: (Turning her head) Peeeeeeeeeeach! (She grabs a golf club)

Peach slams the door and leans back on it before Daisy comes out.

Peach: Um... I think we should go now (Daisy audibly strikes the door).

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Luigi: But why? don't you want to be moldy too?



Daisy: (Turning her head) Peeeeeeeeeeach! (She grabs a golf club)

Peach slams the door and leans back on it before Daisy comes out.

Peach: Um... I think we should go now (Daisy audibly strikes the door).

(ShyHo opens the door, not caring about Daisy being angry)

 

[alexxxela]

Luigi: But why, don't you want to be moldy too?

"What do you mean? I don't want her controlling me!" Red says. He inspects her. "Yuck, looks like I need to worry about her being in diapers too....Maybe that's why she's so cranky. What has she been like while traveling with you?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

(ShyHo opens the door, not caring about Daisy being angry)

Daisy tries to attack ShyHo, but Peach throws a miniaturizing mushroom at her, and bottles her.

Peach: Sorry, Daisy...

Daisy: (High pitched voice) You are toast! You hear me? Toast!

Peach: You'll be in there while you let off steam.

"What do you mean? I don't want her controlling me!" Red says. He inspects her. "Yuck, looks like I need to worry about her being in diapers too....Maybe that's why she's so cranky. What has she been like while traveling with you?"

Luigi: It was a blast! Heheheahahehaheeeheeeha! First, we robbed a bank (expressive with his hands). Then we crushed an ice cream stand. Then we broke into a department store. It was great! No one could stop us... Heeheeehahahahhuhaaaaaaaa... and the look on that poor kid's face... priceless! (Falls to the ground laughing).

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Daisy tries to attack ShyHo, but Peach throws a miniaturizing mushroom at her, and bottles her.

Peach: Sorry, Daisy...

Daisy: (High pitched voice) You are toast! You hear me? Toast!

Peach: You'll be in there while you let off steam.



Luigi: It was a blast! Heheheahahehaheeeheeeha! First, we robbed a bank (expressive with his hands). Then we crushed an ice cream stand. Then we broke into a department store. It was great! No one could stop us... Heeheeehahahahhuhaaaaaaaa... and the look on that poor kid's face... priceless! (Falls to the ground laughing).

ShyHo: Stop that right now! He un-minis Daisy and breaks the bottle in the process.

 

[alexxxela]

Luigi: It was a blast! Heheheahahehaheeeheeeha! First, we robbed a bank (expressive with his hands). Then we crushed an ice cream stand. Then we broke into a department store. It was great! No one could stop us... Heeheeehahahahhuhaaaaaaaa... and the look on that poor kid's face... priceless! (Falls to the ground laughing).

"Oh, no. You've been infected!" Red says. "We'll have to make a cure, but first, I need to calm down E-Ashley....." He tries to change her, but she just runs away. "And we need to find someone who knows how to take care of her!"

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: Stop that right now! He un-minis Daisy and breaks the bottle in the process.

Daisy dusts herself of the flour that was in the bottle.

Daisy: How would you like to be shrunk and bottled?!

Peach runs as Daisy chases her around the room, preparing to throw a mushroom at her.

Peach: Daisy, it was to keep the peace!

Daisy: Peace kept! (She shrinks Peach and drops her in a pint jar)... Peace and quiet... (brushes her hands together)

"Oh, no. You've been infected!" Red says. "We'll have to make a cure, but first, I need to calm down E-Ashley....." He tries to change her, but she just runs away. "And we need to find someone who knows how to take care of her!"

Luigi: Ashley (gurgles)... is just fine, but you could use a friend. (Spits mold onto Red)... Hahahahahahaaaaaa!

 

[alexxxela]

Luigi: Ashley (gurgles)... is just fine, but you could use a friend. (Spits mold onto Red)... Hahahahahahaaaaaa!

Red quickly wipes it off and calls Ashley. "Ashley! Get down here!" he yells. Ashley rushes downstairs and sees what happened.

"I'll make a cure! Keep him from vomiting again!" she says, running into the library. Red tapes E-Ashley's mouth shut so she can't vomit. She cries silently while he holds off Luigi.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Red quickly wipes it off and calls Ashley. "Ashley! Get down here!" he yells. Ashley rushes downstairs and sees what happened.

"I'll make a cure! Keep him from vomiting again!" she says, running into the library. Red tapes E-Ashley's mouth shut so she can't vomit. She cries silently while he holds off Luigi.

Luigi: (Frowning 'playfully') You... don't want to be my friend?... Hmmm... Then you must be an enemy. (Makes a shadow puppet with his fingers, which attacks Red).

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Daisy dusts herself of the flour that was in the bottle.

Daisy: How would you like to be shrunk and bottled?!

Peach runs as Daisy chases her around the room, preparing to throw a mushroom at her.

Peach: Daisy, it was to keep the peace!

Daisy: Peace kept! (She shrinks Peach and drops her in a pint jar)... Peace and quiet... (brushes her hands together)



Luigi: Ashley (gurgles)... is just fine, but you could use a friend. (Spits mold onto Red)... Hahahahahahaaaaaa!

(ShyHo hides in a barrel)

 

[alexxxela]

Luigi: (Frowning 'playfully') You... don't want to be my friend?... Hmmm... Then you must be an enemy. (Makes a shadow puppet with his fingers, which attacks Red).

Red jumps up into the air and tries dodging the shadow. He then sees his own, harmless shadow, and it scares him too. He runs away while E-Ashley stands silently, controlling Luigi. She talks through him. "Red loves his Ashley, but hates me?"

"I'd like you a lot more if you'd quit trying to kill me!" Red yells.

 

[Doc Monocle]

(ShyHo hides in a barrel)

Daisy: Oh, no you don't!... (Daisy carries the barrel upstairs, and rolls it down)

Red jumps up into the air and tries dodging the shadow. He then sees his own, harmless shadow, and it scares him too. He runs away while E-Ashley stands silently, controlling Luigi. She talks through him. "Red loves his Ashley, but hates me?"

"I'd like you a lot more if you'd quit trying to kill me!" Red yells.

Luigi: Hahahahahahaahaha! (Gags) ... and I'd like you more dead! (As he pursues him with shadow puppets, he weakens and passes out) <I am gone for now.>

 

[alexxxela]

Daisy: Oh, no you don't!... (Daisy carries the barrel upstairs, and rolls it down)



Luigi: Hahahahahahaahaha! (Gags) ... and I'd like you more dead! (As he pursues him with shadow puppets, he weakens and passes out) <I am gone for now.>

E-Ashley rips the tape off of her mouth. "All done," she says to Luigi. Red comes back over and realizes there is someone who could help him.

"Dust Bunny!" he calls. "Remember when you tried to fix Baby Ashley? Well, I need your help with someone even worse this time!"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Daisy: Oh, no you don't!... (Daisy carries the barrel upstairs, and rolls it down)



Luigi: Hahahahahahaahaha! (Gags) ... and I'd like you more dead! (As he pursues him with shadow puppets, he weakens and passes out) <I am gone for now.>

(ShyHo climbs out and rummages around the kitchen for a few hours before returning home)

 

[Doc Monocle]

E-Ashley rips the tape off of her mouth. "All done," she says to Luigi. Red comes back over and realizes there is someone who could help him.

"Dust Bunny!" he calls. "Remember when you tried to fix Baby Ashley? Well, I need your help with someone even worse this time!"

Dust Bunny: (Squints) Is that Ashley?... Oh, my! Are you okay, sir? (Runs to Luigi, and pulls off a patch of mold from his hat, crumbling it between his fingers...)

<How exactly could he help?>

(ShyHo climbs out and rummages around the kitchen for a few hours before returning home)

Daisy: (Seeing ShyHo exit) ... That'll teach ya! ... As for you, sis, here. Have a grape, it will tie you over until I'm ready to pull you out. (Peach speaks unintelligibly.) I can't hear you. Sorry, I'll be back after practicing my techniques so I'm not an echo of a pathetic pushover like you anymore...

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: (Squints) Is that Ashley?... Oh, my! Are you okay, sir? (Runs to Luigi, and pulls off a patch of mold from his hat, crumbling it between his fingers...)

<How exactly could he help?>

<Perhaps since he knows Ashley well, he would be able to figure out what's wrong with the E-Series? I haven't had much ideas besides him trying to help her like he did for the other Ashleys>
"It's a clone of Ashley! She can control people with mold!" Red says. "She won't behave or calm down, and I need your help so she won't infect us."

 

[Doc Monocle]

<Perhaps since he knows Ashley well, he would be able to figure out what's wrong with the E-Series? I haven't had much ideas besides him trying to help her like he did for the other Ashleys>
"It's a clone of Ashley! She can control people with mold!" Red says. "She won't behave or calm down, and I need your help so she won't infect us."

Dust Bunny: But I don't know anything about this mold! If she can contol people, or be controlled by it, I wouldn't know what to do!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Dust Bunny: (Squints) Is that Ashley?... Oh, my! Are you okay, sir? (Runs to Luigi, and pulls off a patch of mold from his hat, crumbling it between his fingers...)

<How exactly could he help?>



Daisy: (Seeing ShyHo exit) ... That'll teach ya! ... As for you, sis, here. Have a grape, it will tie you over until I'm ready to pull you out. (Peach speaks unintelligibly.) I can't hear you. Sorry, I'll be back after practicing my techniques so I'm not an echo of a pathetic pushover like you anymore...

(ShyHo and Lenna arrive back at Peach’s Castle after waking up)

 

[alexxxela]

Dust Bunny: But I don't know anything about this mold! If she can contol people, or be controlled by it, I wouldn't know what to do!

"Ashley's making a cure for Luigi. I need you to help me get E-Ashley under control," Red says.

 

[Doc Monocle]

(ShyHo and Lenna arrive back at Peach’s Castle after waking up)

There is much stir in Peach's castle as the toadstools (?) scramble to prepare food. Mario storms inside.

Mario: Daisy was right! Daisy was right! Daisy was riiiigh... (breaks down) I really am obsolete!

"Ashley's making a cure for Luigi. I need you to help me get E-Ashley under control," Red says.

Dust Bunny: (Seeing Ashley approach) Ashley, stop! What's going on?