I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Gen II is honestly better. I don’t play Pokémon, but that’s what I hear.

"Okay," Red says, not looking up. Ashley grabs him in her sleep and pulls him away from his Gameboy. "I guess I'm Ashley's property, now."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Okay," Red says, not looking up. Ashley grabs him in her sleep and pulls him away from his Gameboy. "I guess I'm Ashley's property, now."

(ShyHo pulls Red away from Ashley)

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo pulls Red away from Ashley)

Ashley whines like a baby and pulls him back, hugging him tightly.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Ashley whines like a baby and pulls him back, hugging him tightly.

(ShyHo pulls him away and gives her her bunny)

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo pulls him away and gives her her bunny)

Ashley stops whining and hugs it protectively. "Mine," she mumbles in her sleep.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Ashley stops whining and hugs it protectively. "Mine," she mumbles in her sleep.

ShyHo: Where’s Baby Ashley?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Where’s Baby Ashley?

Red shrugs, and Ashley gives no answer other than babbling in her sleep.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Red shrugs, and Ashley gives no answer other than babbling in her sleep.

ShyHo: I think at home, shall we go check?

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: You should, it’s fun. Hey, what consoles do you have?

<In order not to disturb the flow, this is an after-the-fact response-- applicable to when the question was asked. In the future, I symbolize such responses with ( // ). After-the-fact responses to these are nothing more than optional, since I only use them to answer posts from earlier. >

// Peach: I have all the Nintendo consoles... Well, Daisy owns the NES, 64, and Switch consoles.

E-Ashley thinks for a bit. "Yucky things."

<What reason will they have to visit the mansion?>

Luigi: I should have guessed... So what should we do now? Now that we can do anything, this could get boring.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

<In order not to disturb the flow, this is an after-the-fact response-- applicable to when the question was asked. In the future, I symbolize such responses with ( // ). After-the-fact responses to these are nothing more than optional, since I only use them to answer posts from earlier. >

// Peach: I have all the Nintendo consoles... Well, Daisy owns the NES, 64, and Switch consoles.



<What reason will they have to visit the mansion?>

Luigi: I should have guessed... So what should we do now? Now that we can do anything, this could get boring.

ShyHo: Is Daisy Luigi’s girlfriend?

 

[alexxxela]

<What reason will they have to visit the mansion?>

Luigi: I should have guessed... So what should we do now? Now that we can do anything, this could get boring.

<They'll hear Baby Ashley's screaming from Ryan's apartment and E-Ashley, with her strange logic, will find that as an opportunity to make a new "friend">

Someone screams loudly from somewhere nearby outside the store. "What's that?" E-Ashley asks.

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: Is Daisy Luigi’s girlfriend?

// Peach: No, and I'm glad for it. I don't think she would be healthy for Luigi's self image.

<They'll hear Baby Ashley's screaming from Ryan's apartment and E-Ashley, with her strange logic, will find that as an opportunity to make a new "friend">

Someone screams loudly from somewhere nearby outside the store. "What's that?" E-Ashley asks.

Luigi: It's the tomato monster! Quick, Ashley, let's hide in that mansion!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

// Peach: No, and I'm glad for it. I don't think she would be healthy for Luigi's self image.



Luigi: It's the tomato monster! Quick, Ashley, let's hide in that mansion!

ShyHo: I swear to god she is! Call her and ask.

 

[alexxxela]

Luigi: It's the tomato monster! Quick, Ashley, let's hide in that mansion!

E-Ashley manages to figure out that the screaming is probably coming from a person. "Screaming.....new friend?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: I swear to god she is! Call her and ask.

Peach: (Grabs the phone, and nearly calls)... I can't do that. It's none of my business... (After ShyHo insists, she asks nervously...)

Daisy: None yo business... (hangs up)

Peach: ...And there's that. She didn't tell me.

E-Ashley manages to figure out that the screaming is probably coming from a person. "Screaming.....new friend?"

Luigi: A friend of yours? Let's hurry then!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Peach: (Grabs the phone, and nearly calls)... I can't do that. It's none of my business... (After ShyHo insists, she asks nervously...)

Daisy: None yo business... (hangs up)

Peach: ...And there's that. She didn't tell me.



Luigi: A friend of yours? Let's hurry then!

ShyHo: I’d already insisted, what’s her number, lemme call her!

 

[alexxxela]

Peach: (Grabs the phone, and nearly calls)... I can't do that. It's none of my business... (After ShyHo insists, she asks nervously...)

Daisy: None yo business... (hangs up)

Peach: ...And there's that. She didn't tell me.



Luigi: A friend of yours? Let's hurry then!

E-Ashley enters the apartment building and hears the screaming again. "Gonna make a new friend!" she says cheerfully to herself.

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: I’d already insisted, what’s her number, lemme call her!

Peach gives him the number.

Peach: I had nothing to do with it! (She runs to the hedges, and begins trimming them, whistling the Mario Bros. Underground theme.)

E-Ashley enters the apartment building and hears the screaming again. "Gonna make a new friend!" she says cheerfully to herself.

Luigi, hearing the scream in a locked room, takes out a moldy hammer and splinters the door, finding Ryan.

Luigi: Stop! What are you doing!?

 

[alexxxela]

Peach gives him the number.

Peach: I had nothing to do with it! (She runs to the hedges, and begins trimming them, whistling the Mario Bros. Underground theme.)



Luigi, hearing the scream in a locked room, takes out a moldy hammer and splinters the door, finding Ryan.

Luigi: Stop! What are you doing!?

Ryan looks at E-Ashley in confusion, while E-Ashley stares at Baby Ashley.

"I'm getting information from Ashley!" Ryan says. Baby Ashley cries and E-Ashley picks her up.

"More Ashley....." she says. "New friend."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Peach gives him the number.

Peach: I had nothing to do with it! (She runs to the hedges, and begins trimming them, whistling the Mario Bros. Underground theme.)



Luigi, hearing the scream in a locked room, takes out a moldy hammer and splinters the door, finding Ryan.

Luigi: Stop! What are you doing!?

(ShyHo calls Daisy)
ShyHo: Hi, my name’s ShyHo Maskuin, I’m a friend of Peach’s.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ryan looks at E-Ashley in confusion, while E-Ashley stares at Baby Ashley.

"I'm getting information from Ashley!" Ryan says. Baby Ashley cries and E-Ashley picks her up.

"More Ashley....." she says. "New friend."

Luigi: What? (Abandons the hammer to investigate) HOW MANY ASHLEYS ARE THERE?!

(ShyHo calls Daisy)
ShyHo: Hi, my name’s ShyHo Maskuin, I’m a friend of Peach’s.

Daisy: Isn't everyone (bitterly)?... What did she ask you to ask me (thinking about the previous phone call)?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Luigi: What? (Abandons the hammer to investigate) HOW MANY ASHLEYS ARE THERE?!


Daisy: Isn't everyone (bitterly)?... What did she ask you to ask me (thinking about the previous phone call)?

ShyHo: Listen, I hear Luigi really likes you. Are you his girlfriend?

 

[alexxxela]

Luigi: What? (Abandons the hammer to investigate) HOW MANY ASHLEYS ARE THERE?!

"I don't know! I kidnapped this one, but I suspect she isn't the normal one," Ryan says as Baby Ashley sucks her thumb.

"I Ashley!" E-Ashley says. She then hiccups and spits up mold.

"She isn't the right one either!" Ryan groans.

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: Listen, I hear Luigi really likes you.

Daisy: (Laughs for the better part of two minutes)...Oh? That's probably because I saved him from being piranha food last week. Baby (shakes head)... Well, the next time you see him, tell him I said that I like him so much, he can be mega goomba lunch next time!

"I don't know! I kidnapped this one, but I suspect she isn't the normal one," Ryan says as Baby Ashley sucks her thumb.

"I Ashley!" E-Ashley says. She then hiccups and spits up mold.

"She isn't the right one either!" Ryan groans.

Luigi: Well, who is then (flailing arms)?... (Snaps fingers) Nintendo Crisis Hotline! They can help us!

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Daisy: (Laughs for the better part of two minutes)...Oh? That's probably because I saved him from being piranha food last week. Baby (shakes head)... Well, the next time you see him, tell him I said that I like him so much, he can be mega goomba lunch next time!



Luigi: Well, who is then (flailing arms)?... (Snaps fingers) Nintendo Crisis Hotline! They can help us!

ShyHo: Mow mow reow? (So… no?)

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: Mow mow reow? (So… no?)

Daisy: No, not really, no. Did he put you up to this?

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Daisy: No, not really, no. Did he put you up to this?

ShyHo: Nah, I got curious. But, I’m still only 232 years old. I’m almost at my quarter life crisis. What kingdom do you rule?

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: Nah, I got curious. But, I’m still only 232 years old. I’m almost at my quarter life crisis. What kingdom do you rule?

Daisy gets annoyed, and hangs up...

Peach: Did you beat my record of two minutes, four seconds and twenty-nine milliseconds?

 

[alexxxela]

Luigi: Well, who is then (flailing arms)?... (Snaps fingers) Nintendo Crisis Hotline! They can help us!

"What's that?" E-Ashley asks, strolling out of the room and shutting the door in Ryan's face. Ryan gives up, for now.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"What's that?" E-Ashley asks, strolling out of the room and shutting the door in Ryan's face. Ryan gives up, for now.

Luigi gestures his hand as a phone, and places it next to his ear.

Luigi: sh-sh... Hello, is this the Nintendo Crisis call center?...

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Daisy gets annoyed, and hangs up...

Peach: Did you beat my record of two minutes, four seconds and twenty-nine milliseconds?

ShyHo: Looks that way.

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: Looks that way.

Peach: She's like that sometimes, but she's a... an okay person.

 

[alexxxela]

Luigi gestures his hand as a phone, and places it next to his ear.

Luigi: sh-sh... Hello, is this the Nintendo Crisis call center?...

E-Ashley looks at him in utter confusion. "Crazy Luigi...." she mumbles.

Baby Ashley fusses. "You not Big Ashwee......I want Big Ashwee! Don't want stinky weird Ashwee!"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Peach: She's like that sometimes, but she's a... an okay person.

ShyHo: Should we go visit her?

 

[Doc Monocle]

E-Ashley looks at him in utter confusion. "Crazy Luigi...." she mumbles.

Baby Ashley fusses. "You not Big Ashwee......I want Big Ashwee! Don't want stinky weird Ashwee!"

Luigi: ... Yes, I have a question. What is the meaning of my life?... Okay, that's good enough! Stop, stop... STOOOP! Another question: Who and where is the real Ashley?... Thank... you... (puzzled look as he ends.)... She is in the Mushroom Kingdom (retains puzzled look).

ShyHo: Should we go visit her?

Peach: We could, but looking at your... (Thinking of all that Daisy would insult him for)... She might give you a rough time.

 

[alexxxela]

Luigi: ... Yes, I have a question. What is the meaning of my life?... Okay, that's good enough! Stop, stop... STOOOP! Another question: Who and where is the real Ashley?... Thank... you... (puzzled look as he ends.)... She is in the Mushroom Kingdom (retains puzzled look).

"Find Big Ashwee!" Baby Ashley whines.

E-Ashley looks around, confused. "I'm only Ashley?" she asks.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Luigi: ... Yes, I have a question. What is the meaning of my life?... Okay, that's good enough! Stop, stop... STOOOP! Another question: Who and where is the real Ashley?... Thank... you... (puzzled look as he ends.)... She is in the Mushroom Kingdom (retains puzzled look).





Peach: We could, but looking at your... (Thinking of all that Daisy would insult him for)... She might give you a rough time.

ShyHo: Eh, what can she do, huh? Let’s go! Where does she live?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Eh, what can she do, huh? Let’s go! Where does she live?

Ashley whines in her sleep for ShyHo to come see her. "There, there, Ashley," Red says, rubbing her head while still focused on his Gameboy. Ashley fusses and babbles more. "Mhm, that's right."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

(ShyHo and Lenna leave Peach’s and go to bed)

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo and Lenna leave Peach’s and go to bed)

Ashley teleports away from Red in her sleep and lays back down on the floor next to them.