I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[KingBooGengar57]

<I haven't named her yet but she was abusive to Kaito, which is why he ran away. I think we can continue this Mario thing as long as it accounts for Kaito's mother>

"So this one is permanently defective," Dr. Humphries says. E-Ashley I screams and prepares to vomit.

"Don't know," Baby Ashley says.

ShyHo: Red, there’s a clipboard of people in front of you.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Red, there’s a clipboard of people in front of you.

Red looks at it. "I can't read your handwriting! Who was it?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

<I haven't named her yet but she was abusive to Kaito, which is why he ran away. I think we can continue this Mario thing as long as it accounts for Kaito's mother>

"So this one is permanently defective," Dr. Humphries says. E-Ashley I screams and prepares to vomit.

"Don't know," Baby Ashley says.

Researcher: Not only that, it won't live long either. We should learn as much as we can before we have to grow another.
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Mario and company search an archive...

Mario: What!

Luigi: You are a father!

Mario:... But that makes no sense!

Peach: Well, if during the Great Fogetfulness, you forgot that you had a son, it would make sense.

Daisy: Just look at him! (Kaito plays with Mario's hat, which he had hung on a wall)

Mario scratches his head...

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Red looks at it. "I can't read your handwriting! Who was it?"

ShyHo: For god's sake! I forgot!

 

[alexxxela]

Researcher: Not only that, it won't live long either. We should learn as much as we can before we have to grow another.
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Mario and company search an archive...

Mario: What!

Luigi: You are a father!

Mario:... But that makes no sense!

Peach: Well, if during the Great Fogetfulness, you forgot that you had a son, it would make sense.

Daisy: Just look at him! (Kaito plays with Mario's hat, which he had hung on a wall)

Mario scratches his head...

Kaito chews on the hat and looks at Mario. "Dada?"

E-Ashley I starts crying. "I don't want die!" she whines.

Dr. Humphries sighs. "Should we just dispose of her?"

ShyHo: For god's sake! I forgot!

"Oh, well. Why don't you come watch instead? I think Ashley is getting grumpy," Red says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Kaito chews on the hat and looks at Mario. "Dada?"

E-Ashley I starts crying. "I don't want die!" she whines.

Dr. Humphries sighs. "Should we just dispose of her?"

"Oh, well. Why don't you come watch instead? I think Ashley is getting grumpy," Red says.

ShyHo: Use a Shy Guy to English translator, why don'cha!

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Use a Shy Guy to English translator, why don'cha!

"No! I'm done watching people get killed!" Red says, storming upstairs. Baby Ashley starts crying and runs after him.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"No! I'm done watching people get killed!" Red says, storming upstairs. Baby Ashley starts crying and runs after him.

(ShyHo executes the next person by shooting and hands their head to Baby Ashley)

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo executes the next person by shooting and hands their head to Baby Ashley)

Baby Ashley starts eating their flesh and smiles.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley starts eating their flesh and smiles.

ShyHo: Let's leave them to their own affairs.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Kaito chews on the hat and looks at Mario. "Dada?"

E-Ashley I starts crying. "I don't want die!" she whines.

Dr. Humphries sighs. "Should we just dispose of her?"

"Oh, well. Why don't you come watch instead? I think Ashley is getting grumpy," Red says.

Luigi: Well, he seems to remember you. (Kaito waddles over to Mario, who stares perplexed. He looks at a hole chewed in his hat.)

Mario: I don't know if I can handle a baby and all of my jobs at once. I don't even know who <insert mother's name> is!

Peach: We'll help you!... (She looks around at the others, who do not appear as vigorously willing ) Right? (Elbowing Luigi, which in a domino effect, causes the others to be pushed)...

The others in unison: (nod)/ Oh, yes!/ Of course...
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Researcher: She could be valuable as a research asset, but she is also a liability. You decide. <Sorry, I did not pay attention to who spoke last.>

 

[alexxxela]

Luigi: Well, he seems to remember you. (Kaito waddles over to Mario, who stares perplexed. He looks at a hole chewed in his hat.)

Mario: I don't know if I can handle a baby and all of my jobs at once. I don't even know who <insert mother's name> is!

Peach: We'll help you!... (She looks around at the others, who do not appear as vigorously willing ) Right? (Elbowing Luigi, which in a domino effect, causes the others to be pushed)...

The others in unison: (nod)/ Oh, yes!/ Of course...
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Researcher: She could be valuable as a research asset, but she is also a liability. I refer to Dr. Humphries.

<I'll call Kaito's mother Michiko. Kaito is Japanese-Italian, I guess>

Kaito starts crying for food and stares at Mario.

E-Ashley I spits out her pacifier and bites Dr. Humphries. ".....I think she needs to go," he says. <My plan for this scene, however, is to escape execution and into the outside world>

ShyHo: Let's leave them to their own affairs.

Baby Ashley nods and toddles away.

 

[Doc Monocle]

<I'll call Kaito's mother Michiko. Kaito is Japanese-Italian, I guess>

Kaito starts crying for food and stares at Mario.

E-Ashley I spits out her pacifier and bites Dr. Humphries. ".....I think she needs to go," he says. <My plan for this scene, however, is to escape execution and into the outside world>

Baby Ashley nods and toddles away.

Mario: If you want to be big and strong, take-a this...

Peach: No! (takes a super mushroom from Mario) You can't feed a baby a super mushroom!

Mario: How do you know?

Everyone present looks at Luigi.

<I would give Toad something to say, but KingBooGengar57 was the first to play as him, so they would have to do it. >

Daisy: There are living examples.

Luigi, knitting his eyebrows, walks out.
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Researcher: We should have established a clear disposal site for this line-up.

 

[alexxxela]

Mario: If you want to be big and strong, take-a this...

Peach: No! (takes a super mushroom from Mario) You can't feed a baby a super mushroom!

Mario: How do you know?

Everyone present looks at Luigi.

<I would give Toad something to say, but KingBooGengar57 was the first to play as him, so they would have to do it. >

Daisy: There are living examples.

Luigi, knitting his eyebrows, walks out.
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Researcher: We should have established a clear disposal site for this line-up.

Kaito whines and tries to take the super mushroom.

"We have a safe room. Just one shot of the serum, and she's done," Dr. Humphries says. E-Ashley I kicks him and runs away, hiding in the corner of the room.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Mario: If you want to be big and strong, take-a this...

Peach: No! (takes a super mushroom from Mario) You can't feed a baby a super mushroom!

Mario: How do you know?

Everyone present looks at Luigi.

<I would give Toad something to say, but KingBooGengar57 was the first to play as him, so they would have to do it. >

Daisy: There are living examples.

Luigi, knitting his eyebrows, walks out.
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Researcher: We should have established a clear disposal site for this line-up.

Toad: Hey. Maybe we shouldn't feed him a mushroom, how about a Shroom Shake?

 

[Doc Monocle]

Kaito whines and tries to take the super mushroom.

"We have a safe room. Just one shot of the serum, and she's done," Dr. Humphries says. E-Ashley I kicks him and runs away, hiding in the corner of the room.

Daisy: Ah-ah-ah. Do you want to be like Luigi?

Peach: Don't be mean... Kaito, let's see about fruit instead.

Researcher: Let's do it.

Toad: Hey. Maybe we shouldn't feed him a mushroom, how about a Shroom Shake?

Daisy: So then we would have Luigi with diarrhea?

Mario: Daisy! He's my brother!

Daisy: So you want sympathy? You have it. <I decided that Daisy would be an obnoxious contrast to Peach, though it probably contradicts her canonical portrayal, yes? >

 

[alexxxela]

Daisy: Ah-ah-ah. Do you want to be like Luigi?

Peach: Don't be mean... Kaito, let's see about fruit instead.

Researcher: Let's do it.



Daisy: So then we would have Luigi with diahrrea?

Mario: Daisy! He's my brother.

Daisy: So you want sympathy? You have it. <I decided that Daisy would be an obnoxious contrast to Peach, though it probably contradicts her canonical portrayal, yes? >

Kaito grabs the Shroom Shake and drinks it before anyone can stop him.

Dr. Humphries and some other researchers coax E-Ashley I out of the corner, promising her ice cream and other things. Dr. Humphries carries her into the safe room and straps her down into a chair.

"Close your eyes...." he says, preparing to shoot her with the serum. E-Ashley I realizes what he's about to do, and stress makes her unstable, causing her to vomit massive amounts of mold. The mold attacks Dr. Humphries and his assistants, and E-Ashley I escapes from the chair, the room, and then the lab. She continues running as fast as she can, but her exhaustion and the strangeness of the outside world disorient her, and she passes out in an alleyway outside of a restaurant.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Kaito grabs the Shroom Shake and drinks it before anyone can stop him.

Dr. Humphries and some other researchers coax E-Ashley I out of the corner, promising her ice cream and other things. Dr. Humphries carries her into the safe room and straps her down into a chair.

"Close your eyes...." he says, preparing to shoot her with the serum. E-Ashley I realizes what he's about to do, and stress makes her unstable, causing her to vomit massive amounts of mold. The mold attacks Dr. Humphries and his assistants, and E-Ashley I escapes from the chair, the room, and then the lab. She continues running as fast as she can, but her exhaustion and the strangeness of the outside world disorient her, and she passes out in an alleyway outside of a restaurant.

ShyHo: Hey, Lenna,
Lenna: It's very odd that you would host a killing game in our house.
ShyHo: I promise not to do it again.
Lenna: Where are the others?
ShyHo: With me.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Hey, Lenna,
Lenna: It's very odd that you would host a killing game in our house.
ShyHo: I promise not to do it again.
Lenna: Where are the others?
ShyHo: With me.

Baby Ashley tries to get ShyHo to pick her up.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley tries to get ShyHo to pick her up.

(ShyHo picks her up)

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo picks her up)

"Dada," Baby Ashley says. "Other Dada died."

 

[Doc Monocle]

Kaito grabs the Shroom Shake and drinks it before anyone can stop him.

Dr. Humphries and some other researchers coax E-Ashley I out of the corner, promising her ice cream and other things. Dr. Humphries carries her into the safe room and straps her down into a chair.

"Close your eyes...." he says, preparing to shoot her with the serum. E-Ashley I realizes what he's about to do, and stress makes her unstable, causing her to vomit massive amounts of mold. The mold attacks Dr. Humphries and his assistants, and E-Ashley I escapes from the chair, the room, and then the lab. She continues running as fast as she can, but her exhaustion and the strangeness of the outside world disorient her, and she passes out in an alleyway outside of a restaurant.

Peach: Kaito, Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Mario holds his head.

Daisy: Look out, world!
...
Luigi, in the meantime, stares at his reflection in a pond angrily, throwing a rock at it...
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<Is it significant that E-Ashley passed out?>

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Dada," Baby Ashley says. "Other Dada died."

ShyHo: Is that right?
Lenna: What happened to him?

 

[alexxxela]

Peach: Kaito, Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Mario holds his head.

Daisy: Look out, world!
...
Luigi, in the meantime, stares at his reflection in a pond angrily, throwing a rock at it...
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<Is it significant that E-Ashley passed out?>

<Not exactly, it's just a window for someone to find her or for something else to happen>

Kaito holds his tummy. "Sicky...." he whines.

ShyHo: Is that right?
Lenna: What happened to him?

"Ate by monster," Baby Ashley says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

<Not exactly, it's just a window for someone to find her or for something else to happen>

Kaito holds his tummy. "Sicky...." he whines.

"Ate by monster," Baby Ashley says.

Lenna: I wish we could have saved him. That is very unfortunate that he had to go like that

 

[alexxxela]

Lenna: I wish we could have saved him. That is very unfortunate that he had to go like that

"Mommy is still vewwy sad," Baby Ashley says, frowning.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Mommy is still vewwy sad," Baby Ashley says, frowning.

Lenna: I’m also somewhat sad, as when innocent lives get lost like that, it troubles me.

 

[alexxxela]

Lenna: I’m also somewhat sad, as when innocent lives get lost like that, it troubles me.

Baby Ashley glances at ShyHo. "He wike kiwwing people."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley glances at ShyHo. "He wike kiwwing people."

Lenna: I know already, he promises not to do it again.

 

[alexxxela]

Lenna: I know already, he promises not to do it again.

"Want Wenna hold me instead now," Baby Ashley says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Want Wenna hold me instead now," Baby Ashley says.

ShyHo: I did it ‘cause of a bet! I did it ‘cause the bear mafia thought I couldn’t host it in my house.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: I did it ‘cause of a bet! I did it ‘cause the bear mafia thought I couldn’t host it in my house.

"Wenna now," Baby Ashley repeats, not looking at him.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Wenna now," Baby Ashley repeats, not looking at him.

(ShyHo leaves and so does Lenna)

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo leaves and so does Lenna)

Baby Ashley starts crying. "Wenna! Come back!"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley starts crying. "Wenna! Come back!"

ShyHo: I really stink as a Shy Guy and as a person.
Lenna: Don’t say that, you’ll always be my most favorite Shy Guy.
ShyHo: Yeah, but Baby Ashley hates me and doesn’t want me around. That sucks a lot.
Lenna: You needn’t take that from her. You may have your personality flaws, but I do as well.
ShyHo: Yeah, but yours aren’t as serious as mine!

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: I really stink as a Shy Guy and as a person.
Lenna: Don’t say that, you’ll always be my most favorite Shy Guy.
ShyHo: Yeah, but Baby Ashley hates me and doesn’t want me around. That sucks a lot.
Lenna: You needn’t take that from her. You may have your personality flaws, but I do as well.
ShyHo: Yeah, but yours aren’t as serious as mine!

Baby Ashley crawls over to Lenna and cries for her to take her.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley crawls over to Lenna and cries for her to take her.

(ShyHo runs out of the room and locks himself in the bedroom)

 

[Doc Monocle]

<Not exactly, it's just a window for someone to find her or for something else to happen>

Kaito holds his tummy. "Sicky...." he whines.

"Ate by monster," Baby Ashley says.

Mario: To the waste area, quick!

Peach grabs Kaito and follows Mario

Daisy: Ima wait right here to see the looks on all your faces, after I say I told you so (looks at a newspaper)!
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Meanwhile, Luigi is approached by a caped goomba with a beard (made up).

Goomba: Tsk, tsk, tsk... There, there, Luigi...

Luigi: Who are you!?...
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<Luigi later tries to prove himself by helping E-Ashley.>

 

[alexxxela]

(ShyHo runs out of the room and locks himself in the bedroom)

"Wenna!" Baby Ashley whines. "Up!"

Mario: To the waste area, quick!

Peach grabs Kaito and follows Mario

Daisy: Ima wait right here to see the looks on all your faces, after I say I told you so (looks at a newspaper)!
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Meanwhile, Luigi is approached by a caped goomba with a beard (made up).

Goomba: Tsk, tsk, tsk... There, there, Luigi...

Luigi: Who are you!?...
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<Luigi later tries to prove himself by helping E-Ashley.>

Kaito squats on the ground and cries. Meanwhile, E-Ashley I wakes up and looks around at the world. Dr. Humphries and his team have recovered, but decide not to go after E-Ashley I and instead prepare E-Ashley II to taken by Carson.

E-Ashley I gets up, very confused. She doesn't understand that the real world exists, and previously thought the lab was the only thing in existence. She then sees an ice cream stand and runs over to it, and takes some ice cream from the hands of a customer.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Wenna!" Baby Ashley whines. "Up!"

Kaito squats on the ground and cries. Meanwhile, E-Ashley I wakes up and looks around at the world. Dr. Humphries and his team have recovered, but decide not to go after E-Ashley I and instead prepare E-Ashley II to taken by Carson.

E-Ashley I gets up, very confused. She doesn't understand that the real world exists, and previously thought the lab was the only thing in existence. She then sees an ice cream stand and runs over to it, and takes some ice cream from the hands of a customer.

(Lenna picks Baby Ashley up while ShyHo heads into the basement through his closet)