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I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

KingBooGengar57

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"Want more!" Baby Ashley whines. Ashley nods in agreement.
ShyHo: We are heading into the night phase. There’s a futon and a crib here. (The cameras remain on as ShyHo heads to bed)
 
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Doc Monocle

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Red looks at Ashley and Baby Ashley, who are watching the bloodshed. "They sure do," he says.

"I think we've gotten her working properly!" Dr. Humphries says. E-Ashley II waves at Carson.

"Hello...." she says. E-Ashley I starts crying in another room.
Carson: (After a lengthy examination) She seems more docile here (Pries her mouth open to see if she will bite him again. He gives a wry smile)... I would say this is not bad for an initial failure (motions escorts to lead E-Ashley II out). We are to purchase it... (a case is set before Dr. Humphries). Congratulations, doctor, you have achieved a breakthrough. (He leaves)...

Yoshi: Way Kingdom Mushroom! Yahoo! (Classic Yoshi music plays as he scoops Kaito and runs up a strangely material and static rainbow .)
 

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ShyHo: We are heading into the night phase. There’s a futon and a crib here. (The cameras remain on as ShyHo heads to bed)
Baby Ashley is put to bed and Ashley and Red continue to watch.
Carson: (After a lengthy examination) She seems more docile here (Pries her mouth open to see if she will bite him again. He gives a wry smile)... I would say this is not bad for an initial failure (motions escorts to lead E-Ashley II out). We are to purchase it... (a case is set before Dr. Humphries). Congratulations, doctor, you have achieved a breakthrough. (He leaves)...

Yoshi: Way Kingdom Mushroom! Yahoo! (Classic Yoshi music plays as he scoops Kaito and runs up a strangely material and static rainbow .)
Dr. Humphries sighs in relief as E-Ashley I starts crying and screaming in another room. "What to do about her......" he mutters. He then opens the case. "It looks like they do want to buy this model after all!"
 

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Baby Ashley is put to bed and Ashley and Red continue to watch.

Dr. Humphries sighs in relief as E-Ashley I starts crying and screaming in another room. "What to do about her......" he mutters. He then opens the case. "It looks like they do want to buy this model after all!"
(ShyHo enters the room the next day)
ShyHo: Any kills?
 

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"Not yet," Red says. Ashley is fast asleep in her chair.
ShyHo: I introduced a new character into the ring who has pledged to follow this game’s rules. It is known only as “Crewmate”. There should be kills soon.
 

Doc Monocle

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Baby Ashley is put to bed and Ashley and Red continue to watch.

Dr. Humphries sighs in relief as E-Ashley I starts crying and screaming in another room. "What to do about her......" he mutters. He then opens the case. "It looks like they do want to buy this model after all!"
Yoshi runs at a high rate of speed.

Yoshi: Mario... Jr.! Mario... Jr.!... Mario Jr.! (Periodically looking at Kaito)

He soon arrives at a green pipe, where a red yoshi picks him up...

Yoshi (red): Mario... Jr!... (carries him underground until they reach a cave exit.)

The yoshis take turns carrying Kaito, each one chanting, "Mario... Jr.!" until the green one finally makes his way to Peach's castle, near which she, Mario, Luigi, Toad, and Daisy play golf. Yoshi interrupts the game joyfully, as he tries to get Mario's attention.

Yoshi: Mario... Jr!

Mario: What? (The others are confused and/or astonished at what Yoshi is saying)

Yoshi sets Kaito down and picks up charcoal from a bag nearby. He draws on the castle walls to illustrate that Mario's son was separated from him before the Great Fogetfulness, which caused an economic crisis years ago, descended on the Mushroom Kingdom (non-canon).

Mario: That is... Impossible!

Yoshi shakes his head insistently as he points at the drawings authoritatively.

Luigi: We should check through records to see if this could be true...
 
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Yoshi runs at a high rate of speed.

Yoshi: Mario... Jr.! Mario... Jr.!... Mario Jr.! (Periodically looking at Kaito)

He soon arrives at a green pipe, where a red yoshi picks him up...

Yoshi (red): Mario... Jr!... (carries him underground until they reach a cave exit.)

The yoshis take turns carrying Kaito, each one chanting, "Mario... Jr.!" until the green one finally makes his way to Peach's castle, near which she, Mario, Luigi, Toad, and Daisy play golf. Yoshi interrupts the game joyfully, as he tries to get Mario's attention.

Yoshi: Mario... Jr!

Mario: What? (The others are confused and/or astonished at what Yoshi is saying)

Yoshi sets Kaito down and picks up charcoal from a bag nearby. He draws on the castle walls to illustrate that Mario's son was separated from him before the Great Fogetfulness, which caused an economic crisis years ago, descended on the Mushroom Kingdom (non-canon).

Mario: That is... Impossible!

Yoshi shakes his head insistently as he points at the drawings authoritatively.

Luigi: We should check through records to see if this could be true...
<got ninja'd. also, Kaito already has a canon mother by the way>

Kaito looks at Mario, confused. "Who?"

Dr. Humphries turns to the researcher. "If the Wolf Den is really going to buy E-Ashley II, we need to get her ready. And we need to figure out what to do with E-Ashley I."
 

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<got ninja'd. also, Kaito already has a canon mother by the way>

Kaito looks at Mario, confused. "Who?"

Dr. Humphries turns to the researcher. "If the Wolf Den is really going to buy E-Ashley II, we need to get her ready. And we need to figure out what to do with E-Ashley I."
<You mean that Kaito is not an original character? What to do about this then? Should we backtrack, let it be a mistake, or go forth? (I shall pause the scene until the next post)>

Researcher: We should use it as a platform for further research.
 

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<You mean that Kaito is not an original character? What to do about this then? Should we backtrack, let it be a mistake, or go forth? (I shall pause the scene until the next post)>

Researcher: We should use it as a platform for further research.
<He is an original character. I meant canon as in he already has one that has been mentioned. One that is canon to his character>

An assistant carries in E-Ashley I, who has a pacifier in her mouth to prevent her from biting people. "Her behavior has gotten worse and worse since the inkamine dose," the assistant says.
 

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<He is an original character. I meant canon as in he already has one that has been mentioned. One that is canon to his character>

An assistant carries in E-Ashley I, who has a pacifier in her mouth to prevent her from biting people. "Her behavior has gotten worse and worse since the inkamine dose," the assistant says.
<1. Who is the mother? 2. What should we do?>

Researcher: That is because of her feedback mechanisms. They don't work properly. The new model was improved upon, in that respect, by allowing her to manufacture a properly oriented structure that is able to regulate the body's response to abundant concentrations of inkamine so that it is not thrown out of balance. We had to take a few inspirations from the inkling's body.
 

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<1. Who is the mother? 2. What should we do?>

Researcher: That is because of her feedback mechanisms. They don't work properly. The new model was improved upon, in that respect, by allowing her to manufacture a properly oriented structure that is able to regulate the body's response to abundant concentrations of inkamine so that it is not thrown out of balance. We had to take a few inspirations from the inkling's body.
<I haven't named her yet but she was abusive to Kaito, which is why he ran away. I think we can continue this Mario thing as long as it accounts for Kaito's mother>

"So this one is permanently defective," Dr. Humphries says. E-Ashley I screams and prepares to vomit.
ShyHo: The person who killed them must be executed first. The question is, whodunnit?
"Don't know," Baby Ashley says.
 
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