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"Huh," Ashley says. BAshley keeps whining.ShyHo: Me and Red were discussing my baby situation.
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"Huh," Ashley says. BAshley keeps whining.ShyHo: Me and Red were discussing my baby situation.
ShyHo: Baby Ashley does not like it at all."Huh," Ashley says. BAshley keeps whining.
"Figures," Ashley says. She picks up BAshley and rubs her back to calm her down. "Yuck...." she mutters. She hands her to ShyHo.ShyHo: Baby Ashley does not like it at all.
ShyHo: I guess she took a dump. Did you take a dump, Baby Ashley?"Figures," Ashley says. She picks up BAshley and rubs her back to calm her down. "Yuck...." she mutters. She hands her to ShyHo.
BAshley's eyes open a little. "Vewwy sweepy..." she mumbles, yawning.ShyHo: I guess she took a dump. Did you take a dump, Baby Ashley?
ShyHo: Hey, Ashley, I got a recipe for you. Stuffed pampers with fudge and lemonade.BAshley's eyes open a little. "Vewwy sweepy..." she mumbles, yawning.
"Shut up...." Ashley mutters, crossing her arms. "I don't wanna do it."ShyHo: Hey, Ashley, I got a recipe for you. Stuffed pampers with fudge and lemonade.
ShyHo: Who do want to be changed by, Baby Ashley?"Shut up...." Ashley mutters, crossing her arms. "I don't wanna do it."
BAshley doesn't answer, as she fell back asleep.ShyHo: Who do want to be changed by, Baby Ashley?
ShyHo: Personwhohastochangebabyashleysaywhat.BAshley doesn't answer, as she fell back asleep.
"Huh?" Ashley says. "I'm not doing it, so she'll just have to be dirty all day."ShyHo: Personwhohastochangebabyashleysaywhat.
ShyHo: You have to, you said "wha- ah never mind. (He goes upstairs to change Baby Ashley, then carries her back downstairs)"Huh?" Ashley says. "I'm not doing it, so she'll just have to be dirty all day."
BAshley cries and escapes her changing. "No ShyHo!"ShyHo: You have to, you said "wha- ah never mind. (He goes upstairs to change Baby Ashley, then carries her back downstairs)
ShyHo: Well, that was a disaster. She wants only Big Ashley or Red, I guess. (ShyHo comes downstairs) One of you has to change Baby Ashley.BAshley cries and escapes her changing. "No ShyHo!"
BAshley hides behind the couch and stares at ShyHo. Red fake coughs. "Well, I'm sick today, don't wanna make her sick too," he says.ShyHo: Well, that was a disaster. She wants only Big Ashley or Red, I guess. (ShyHo comes downstairs) One of you has to change Baby Ashley.
ShyHo: Red, that was fake. If you can't take care of her, then she can't live with you guys. Play your parts! Show some responsibility!BAshley hides behind the couch and stares at ShyHo. Red fake coughs. "Well, I'm sick today, don't wanna make her sick too," he says.
"I'm not doing it either. She's gross," Ashley says.
"I had to change Ashley's diapers before, I don't wanna do it again!" Red says.ShyHo: Red, that was fake. If you can't take care of her, then she can't live with you guys. Play your parts! Show some responsibility!
ShyHo: Play rock, paper, scissors. The loser has to change Baby Ashley."I had to change Ashley's diapers before, I don't wanna do it again!" Red says.
"I'm not doing it either! It's gross!" Ashley says. The two start to bicker over who has to do it.
Ashley gets scissors and Red gets rock. Ashley then gets angry and pokes Red's eyes with her scissor-hands, who then yells at her. BAshley watches in awe from behind the couch.ShyHo: Play rock, paper, scissors. The loser has to change Baby Ashley.
(ShyHo heals Red)Ashley gets scissors and Red gets rock. Ashley then gets angry and pokes Red's eyes with her scissor-hands, who then yells at her. BAshley watches in awe from behind the couch.
"No! She lost!' Red says. Ashley sighs, and picks up BAshley.(ShyHo heals Red)
ShyHo: Red, go do it.
ShyHo: Okay.. there we go."No! She lost!' Red says. Ashley sighs, and picks up BAshley.
Ashley goes upstairs, and then comes back down without changing her. "Done."ShyHo: Okay.. there we go.
ShyHo: She still smells.Ashley goes upstairs, and then comes back down without changing her. "Done."
"Well, maybe she needs a bath," Ashley says, tightening her grip on BAshley. "Or maybe she's just stinky in general."ShyHo: She still smells.
ShyHo: Did you not change her?"Well, maybe she needs a bath," Ashley says, tightening her grip on BAshley. "Or maybe she's just stinky in general."
Ashley doesn't answer and walks away with BAshley.ShyHo: Did you not change her?
(ShyHo takes Baby Ashley from Ashley, hands her a toy, and changes her)Ashley doesn't answer and walks away with BAshley.
BAshley cries and escapes her change again. She runs back over to Ashley, who picks her up.(ShyHo takes Baby Ashley from Ashley, hands her a toy, and changes her)
ShyHo: Look, I’m sorry, Baby Ashley.BAshley cries and escapes her change again. She runs back over to Ashley, who picks her up.
BAshley doesn't answer and Ashley takes her away.ShyHo: Look, I’m sorry, Baby Ashley.
ShyHo: I'm leaving. Bye! (He goes back home)BAshley doesn't answer and Ashley takes her away.
Red calls. "Ashley and BAshley are in the library, and Ashley's still refusing to change her."ShyHo: I'm leaving. Bye! (He goes back home)
Lenna: You're back early, what happened?
ShyHo: Eh, they just don't want me there.
Lenna: Huh.
ShyHo: Red might call me.
ShyHo: She can't feign responsibility her whole life. Why don't you change her? You'll mediate the situation.Red calls. "Ashley and BAshley are in the library, and Ashley's still refusing to change her."
"Alright," Red says. He enters the library and sees Ashley reading about a gory demon war aloud to Baby Ashley, who's giggling in delight. "Alright, time for a diaper change," he says. Baby Ashley pouts. "Nuh-uh! Can't make me!"ShyHo: She can't feign responsibility her whole life. Why don't you change her? You'll mediate the situation.
ShyHo: Tell her that she'll get something good if she complies."Alright," Red says. He enters the library and sees Ashley reading about a gory demon war aloud to Baby Ashley, who's giggling in delight. "Alright, time for a diaper change," he says. Baby Ashley pouts. "Nuh-uh! Can't make me!"
"She won't come with me," Red says to ShyHo.
"You'll get something good if you let me change you," Red says.ShyHo: Tell her that she'll get something good if she complies.
ShyHo: Compromise, as soon as you finish changing her, you can continue the story."You'll get something good if you let me change you," Red says.
"Nuh-uh. Stay wif Big Ashwee," Baby Ashley says.
"She doesn't want to leave because Ashley is reading her a story," Red tells ShyHo.
Red tells her this. "Don' wanna weave!" Baby Ashley says, moving closer to Ashley.ShyHo: Compromise, as soon as you finish changing her, you can continue the story.
ShyHo: Maybe have Ashley read her the story while you change her?Red tells her this. "Don' wanna weave!" Baby Ashley says, moving closer to Ashley.
"She still doesn't want to leave," Red says.