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ok but the thread title says no teleportation. so what elseTeleportation would be pretty neat.
Skip a commute, get everywhere on time, cheaper holidays and travel, never miss any appointment...and that's excluding any potential actual heroics like rescuing hostages or saving people from burning buildings or incoming dangers.
Teleportation is a pretty cool power.
I swear to god I only saw flight and invincibility when I clicked this. My bad.ok but the thread title says no teleportation. so what else
Shapeshifting isn't allowed eitherI swear to god I only saw flight and invincibility when I clicked this. My bad.
Shapeshifting for sure then. Especially if you can change your genetical structure.
Telekinesis. The ability to move things with your mind. Super strength with range.Shapeshifting isn't allowed either
That's cool.Travel back in time but my age travels to. So I so back 4 years and Im 4 years younger. Immortality+time travel baby
Just use a flashlight…or are there no street lights where you live? That would be weird if so. And there’s also delivery services…mine would be echolactation so i could see at night and walk to the nearby donut shop (they make new ones at 2am)
\>prof pic is tallTechnomancy
I could gain control of the world’s technology and be able to influence it like how a virus influences a nervous system. I would use it for nefarious purposes of course.
Okay genuinely though this is an incredibly based usage of these powers. Like, it's a genuinely massively underrated advantage, you genius.If I ever get a girlfriend, I... I can uh... "hold her in a bridal carry and still be able to open doors while doing so."
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telekinesis is also not allowedTelekinesis. The ability to move things with your mind. Super strength with range.
Beware of my calibrations.Retractile back-mounted Tentacles with regenerative capabilities and strong enough to support the weight of me and at least one other person, the ends of which being able to shapeshift into a variety of configurations (the default being plain ol' nubs, but with the option to have them transform into things like claws like doc ock's tentacles, drills for when I want to open something that's very stubbornlike a plastic bag of dinosaur chicken nuggets, or become very thin so it can reach under the oven/couch/etc.).
The benefits!:
- Self-neck massage? (this one's not guaranteed, but you bet your sweet bippy that it's going to be the very first thing I try doing with them)
- I can now carry ALL the groceries into the house in a single trip WITHOUT hurting my fingers.
- Too lazy to get up to grab something that's just out of reach? Use the tentacles instead.
- Putting things up onto or taking them off of the top shelf.
- "Could you pass the salt?" Normally, I'd have to say no because they're all the way on the other side of the table, and reaching for the salt would require getting in literally everyone's way.
- Can pull off what is Objectively-speaking the best Giratina Origin Forme cosplay ever made.
- If I ever get a girlfriend, I... I can uh... "hold her in a bridal carry and still be able to open doors while doing so."
- Most Importantly: If someone tries to murder/kidnap me from behind, I can just instinctively pop out the tentacles (faster than they can snap my neck/suffocate me with the rag they put over my mouth); assailant skewered, problamo solved.
\>prof pic is tall
\>sig is gary
\>wants to be an IRL mass effect engineer
yeah that sounds about right.
EDIT: smashboards format does not take kindly to greentext
Then the ability to stop you editing your title probably.telekinesis is also not allowed
waste of a superpower imo but you do youThen the ability to stop you editing your title probably.
where is the edit?
It was originally no invisibility or flightwhere is the edit?
reread the thread and I see what happenedIt was originally no invisibility or flight