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[Ninjachu777]

I avoid the lighter.

I throw the Great Fairy's Sword at the next poster.

 

[cheeseguy]

You're not cool because you die from bacon poisoning.

I'm cool because I made the dinosaurs die out.

 

[choknater]

That's totally not cool. What about all the cavemen who make beast pr0n with the compys and pterodactyls?!

I'm cool because I participate in much much beast pr0n.

 

[Mic_128]

Ones that are employed by Giygas. (It's true, BTW)

Why can't you play as ?

 

[Mic_128]

For that reason, you are uncool. Ew.

I'm cool, because I'm Australia's SSBM Team tournie Champion! (With rmusgrave. W00t!)

 

[ender]

You can. You just arn't trying hard enough.

How green are the Green Greens?

 

[ultimaiq2]

I dunno, im colorblind. (not realy)

What tier would a Stickman be if he where in smash?

 

[Insemination_17]

Mid-tier.

Does Y. Link have osteoporosis?

 

[SNTRL]

Thats not cool....u can only win while ur in a team in not a single where u can be recognized as the best.

Im cool cause i don't watch the tellyytubies

 

[The Chief]

Garou

 

[Aurafox]

That's not cool, you're dissing costumes. (even if the Tellytubbies are creepy, ugly, pointless, etc..)

I'm cool because I wear furry animal mascot costumes everywhere. =)

 

[SakuraPichu]

Close enough?
find me a picture of Yue.

 

[SakuraPichu]

Under Ash (it is a game)

 

[SakuraPichu]

Lakitu

 

[SakuraPichu]

the sword flies past me and lands in a stone.
i go to pull it out but it somhow becomes Excalibur.
then frustrated, i take Excalibur as it is still in the stone and throw it at the next poster.

 

[SakuraPichu]

that's not cool because you start to sweat a lot.

i'm cool because i wear a class ring.

 

[Metroid Killer]

Underground Maze

 

[Metroid Killer]

It isn't cool when you can't get the ring off 20 years from now

I'm cool because I'm gonna eat pizza tonight!!

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Harvest Moon

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Egg

 

[Bahamut]

Pizza will only get you fat, and besides, you probably had pizza yesterday too.

I'm cool because I eat a well balanced diet.


...not.

 

[ender]

Whatever it is you're eating will not make you cool.

I'm cool because I don't care what I eat.

 

[Bahamut]

Hope I've got the right Yue. You didn't specify an anime or anything.

EDIT: Wha? Red X...

Find me . . . Jefferson Davis, president of the Confederate States of America.

(realizes that his head is full of U.S. history, blows his nose to make more room in his head)

 

[ender]

No, he drinks his milk.

Is captain Falcon's uniform dry-clean only?

 

[Death]

I don't think so.
How come I can't get sub 3:50 in BtT?

 

[Death]

You have to care what you eat. What if you eat like camel humps?
I'm cool cuz I like to eat good things.

 

[Death]

Ganon Launch

 

[Death]

New Age of Babalonian Knights

 

[Death]

It crashes into the wall behind me and the sword falls out. I keep it and throw a flamberge at the next poster.

 

[Death]

Good: He walks out the door
Bad: He uses spirit bomb
Sit: You come into the house to find your dad screwing your gf

 

[Death]

Could you order this game? If you can and do, look on the back and it says in big red letters:

SUCKS BIG CAMEL HUMPS!

 

[Death]

I come up to you and say"If you don't give me the ball, I'll make you suck a donkey erection" and you give me the ball. I throw you in the desert. I run into my impenetrable bomb shelter that will NEVER open after it's locked. I lock it.

 

[Death]

Pika comes and beats up Pichu for killing his soul mate.

 

[The Chief]

Sim City

 

[Stopsign]

- 10 Luigi

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Yoshi Story

 

[CloudKid2k4]

Do you know you can buy this piece of crap at your local wal-mart for only $9.99! but once again unless you wish to see how bad it is AVOID THIS GAME AT ALL COSTS!

 

[CloudKid2k4]

good: you throw you perverted dad in prison for sleeping with a minor
bad: you walk away and cry in shame that your father stole away a lady from you.
SIT: you are playing baseball and then comebacker comes straight at your face.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

i duck and let it go flying at the next poster.

 

[CloudKid2k4]

hmmmmm. I let you stay inside there and make an new calvinball. your ball is now deemed "fake" and mine is the real one. muahahaahahahh.