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[LethalFishEater]

you're banned for thinking i eat lethal fish, (i'm deadly and eat fish )

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Oh. Okay.

[Back to normal banning voice]

You're banned for being lethal and eating fish!

 

[LethalFishEater]

you're banned for lurking the forum games like me

 

[Tim_The_Enchanter]

You are banned for spamming.

 

[LethalFishEater]

you're banned for enchanting people

 

[Tim_The_Enchanter]

You are banned for discriminating.

 

[LethalFishEater]

you're banned for actually giving a location

 

[Charizard92]

18. Little Charlie is very hungry and wants an apple. The apple tree is on the other side of the lake, but there are several hazards that keep him from getting to it, and he only has two possessions to help him.

On the left side of the lake, there is an unleashed dog who bites every other persons he sees.
On the right side of the lake, there is a huge brick wall with a barbed fence. One brick is loose though.
On the lake, there is an extremely thin layer of ice.

Charlie has a stick and a mirror.

What should Charlie do?

Charlie uses the mirror, sees what he saw, takes the saw, saws the stick in half, puts it back together again, and it becomes a whole. Charlie goes through the hole in the wall.

Here is another version. A Baseball loving mathematician was put into a big box. He only has a mirror and a table. There are two ways to get out. You have to get both of them. I gave you a hint on both.

 

[Charizard92]

OK, thank you Frown.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

hes not welcome

Falcon - 9
PT - 7

PAUNCH!

 

[LethalFishEater]

granted, it's shown in the opening credits for half a second and is never available for actual matches.

I wish MPH G&W could wish for something else besides death

 

[Deleted member]

You're banned because you fail.

 

[Overswarm]

You're banned because you think I will read this thread again, yet I will never see your responses.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You're banned for not being an even-numbered poster.

 

[Red Hawk One]

ANSWERS TO ABOVE:
1. Looks into mirror, sees what he saw, takes saw, saws table in half, puts it back together, the two halves make a whole, exits through whole.

2. Takes three swings at the box. After three strikes, he's out.

 

[MPH Deku]

You're banned for being a poster that is a multiple of 100.

 

[Foxtrotter]

You're banned for using logic on Smashboards.

 

[ArowYoshi]

~SAVED~
Mario- Mario Finale
Captain Falcon- Blue Falcon
Sonic- Super Sonic
Mr. Game & Watch- Octopus
Ike-Great Aether
Marth- Critical Hit
Zelda/Shiek- Light Arrow
Donkey Kong- Konga Beat
Link/Toon Link- Triforce Slash
Yoshi- Super Dragon
Samus Aran- Zero Beam
Olimar- End of day
Fox/Falco/Wolf- Landmaster
Bowser- Giga Bowser
Luigi- Negative Zone
Meta Knight- Galaxia Darkness
Ganondorf- Beast Ganon
Lucario- Aura Storm
King Dedede- Waddle Dee army
Diddy Kong- Rocketbarrel Barrage
Ice Climbers- Iceberg
Pikachu- Volt Tackle

~REMAINING~
Pokemon Trainer-Triple Finish
Wario- Wario-Man
Peach- Peach Blossom
Ness/Lucas- PK Starstorm
Jigglypuff- Puff up
Solid Snake- Grenade Launcher
R.O.B.- Diffusion Beam
Pit- Paletuna's Army

~ELIMINATED~
32. Zero Suit Samus- Power Suit Samus
31. Kirby- Cook Kirby

 

[MPH Deku]

~SAVED~
Mario- Mario Finale
Captain Falcon- Blue Falcon
Sonic- Super Sonic
Mr. Game & Watch- Octopus
Ike-Great Aether
Marth- Critical Hit
Zelda/Shiek- Light Arrow
Donkey Kong- Konga Beat
Link/Toon Link- Triforce Slash
Yoshi- Super Dragon
Samus Aran- Zero Beam
Olimar- End of day
Fox/Falco/Wolf- Landmaster
Bowser- Giga Bowser
Luigi- Negative Zone
Meta Knight- Galaxia Darkness
Ganondorf- Beast Ganon
Lucario- Aura Storm
King Dedede- Waddle Dee army
Diddy Kong- Rocketbarrel Barrage
Ice Climbers- Iceberg
Pikachu- Volt Tackle
Ness/Lucas- PK Starstorm

~REMAINING~
Pokemon Trainer-Triple Finish
Wario- Wario-Man
Peach- Peach Blossom
Jigglypuff- Puff up
Solid Snake- Grenade Launcher
R.O.B.- Diffusion Beam
Pit- Paletuna's Army

~ELIMINATED~
32. Zero Suit Samus- Power Suit Samus
31. Kirby- Cook Kirby

 

[NinjaFoxX]

~SAVED~
Mario- Mario Finale
Captain Falcon- Blue Falcon
Sonic- Super Sonic
Mr. Game & Watch- Octopus
Ike-Great Aether
Marth- Critical Hit
Zelda/Shiek- Light Arrow
Donkey Kong- Konga Beat
Link/Toon Link- Triforce Slash
Yoshi- Super Dragon
Samus Aran- Zero Beam
Olimar- End of day
Fox/Falco/Wolf- Landmaster
Bowser- Giga Bowser
Luigi- Negative Zone
Meta Knight- Galaxia Darkness
Ganondorf- Beast Ganon
Lucario- Aura Storm
King Dedede- Waddle Dee army
Diddy Kong- Rocketbarrel Barrage
Ice Climbers- Iceberg
Pikachu- Volt Tackle
Ness/Lucas- PK Starstorm
Pokemon Trainer-Triple Finish

~REMAINING~
Wario- Wario-Man
Peach- Peach Blossom
Jigglypuff- Puff up
Solid Snake- Grenade Launcher
R.O.B.- Diffusion Beam
Pit- Paletuna's Army

~ELIMINATED~
32. Zero Suit Samus- Power Suit Samus
31. Kirby- Cook Kirby
Reply With Quote

 

[NinjaFoxX]

Tales Of Symphonia Hit & Give game

"the SSBB one is so full of elitism"

so im bored,and i wanna do a H&H on one of my favroite games:

"Basically, what you do is Hit points from one character and Give points to another. Once a character hits zero, they are out. The game goes until only one character remains. I've only included characters that are 100% confirmed, so no Luigi, Captain Falcon, Ganondorf, or Mr. Game and Watch (even though we all know that they're in). You're allowed to Hit & Give twice a day; once in the AM and once in the PM. When you post, quote the previous post and add one point to the character that you are giving and subtract one point from the character that you are hitting. Be sure to say who you Hit & Gave, too. All character will start with 5 points. Here's the starting character list:"

Colette - 5
Kratos - 5
Zelos - 5
Presea - 5
Regal - 5
Lloyd - 5
Genis - 5
Sheena - 5
Raine - 5
Mithos - 5
Yggdrasil - 5
Remiel - 5
Pronyma - 5
Forcystus - 5
Magnius - 5
Kvar - 5
Rodyle - 5
Abyssion - 5
Sword Dancer - 5
Undine - 5
Volt - 5
Gnome - 5
Sylphs - 5
Celcius - 5
Efreet - 5
Shadow - 5
Luna - 5
Origin - 5
Maxwell - 5

 

[Mewtario]

~SAVED~
Mario- Mario Finale
Captain Falcon- Blue Falcon
Sonic- Super Sonic
Mr. Game & Watch- Octopus
Ike-Great Aether
Marth- Critical Hit
Zelda/Shiek- Light Arrow
Donkey Kong- Konga Beat
Link/Toon Link- Triforce Slash
Yoshi- Super Dragon
Samus Aran- Zero Beam
Olimar- End of day
Lucario- Aura Storm

~REMAINING~
Bowser- Giga Bowser
Fox/Falco/Wolf- Landmaster
Luigi- Negative Zone
King Dedede- Waddle Dee army
Pokemon Trainer-Triple Finish
Pikachu- Volt Tackle
Wario- Wario-Man
Peach- Peach Blossom
Ness/Lucas- PK Starstorm
Ice Climbers- Iceberg
Jigglypuff- Puff up
Ganondorf- Beast Ganon
Diddy Kong- Rocketbarrel Barrage
Meta Knight- Galaxia Darkness
Solid Snake- Grenade Launcher
R.O.B.- Diffusion Beam
Pit- Paletuna's Army

~ELIMINATED~
32. Zero Suit Samus- Power Suit Samus
31. Kirby- Cook Kirby

 

[Onomanic]

You are banned for using an Entei avatar whilst maining Fox.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You're banned for using an... er... an avatar of... somebody else whilst maining Link!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Gah! I just looked closer, and it IS an avatar of Link!

I ban you for having an avatar of Link, but doesn't really look a lot like him, and I ban myself for failing, and for double-posting!!

 

[deepseadiva]

You're ultra-banned for the above statements, and for not recognizing Maple Story.

 

[deepseadiva]

Falcon - 10
PT - 6

He got a poor review...

 

[Ukiyasan]

Ok, Ok.... I must announce that we FINALLY have a WINNER... and the WINNER IS....

CAPTAIN FALCON.....
Congrats to him and congrats to our RUNNER UP..... POKEMON TRAINER

 

[Crazy_mofo213]

~SAVED~
Mario- Mario Finale
Captain Falcon- Blue Falcon
Sonic- Super Sonic
Mr. Game & Watch- Octopus
Ike-Great Aether
Marth- Critical Hit
Zelda/Shiek- Light Arrow
Donkey Kong- Konga Beat
Link/Toon Link- Triforce Slash
Yoshi- Super Dragon
Samus Aran- Zero Beam
Olimar- End of day
Lucario- Aura Storm
Bowser- Giga Bowser

~REMAINING~
Fox/Falco/Wolf- Landmaster
Luigi- Negative Zone
King Dedede- Waddle Dee army
Pokemon Trainer-Triple Finish
Pikachu- Volt Tackle
Wario- Wario-Man
Peach- Peach Blossom
Ness/Lucas- PK Starstorm
Ice Climbers- Iceberg
Jigglypuff- Puff up
Ganondorf- Beast Ganon
Diddy Kong- Rocketbarrel Barrage
Meta Knight- Galaxia Darkness
Solid Snake- Grenade Launcher
R.O.B.- Diffusion Beam
Pit- Paletuna's Army

~ELIMINATED~
32. Zero Suit Samus- Power Suit Samus
31. Kirby- Cook Kirby

 

[Luxferre]

YES! Show me a moose! :D

 

[slartibartfast42]

MTTB

Watching this video 20 times and still not believing that it actually happened is MTTB.

 

[MPH Deku]

Asking people what it means to john is mttb.

But seriously, what is a john? =\

 

[The Dinkoman]

Someone who says "MK IZ SO CHEEP" or complains about losing.

someone stating what is a john is mttb

 

[Charizard92]

Congratulations to the two characters. PT, as runner up, gets $100,000, and C. Falcon gets $,1,000,000. Alas, both goes to Oak's research and the F-Zero grand Prix.

 

[MPH Deku]

Nice try, Mewtario...

~SAVED~
Mario- Mario Finale
Captain Falcon- Blue Falcon
Sonic- Super Sonic
Mr. Game & Watch- Octopus
Ike-Great Aether
Marth- Critical Hit
Zelda/Shiek- Light Arrow
Donkey Kong- Konga Beat
Link/Toon Link- Triforce Slash
Yoshi- Super Dragon
Samus Aran- Zero Beam
Olimar- End of day
Fox/Falco/Wolf- Landmaster
Bowser- Giga Bowser
Luigi- Negative Zone
Meta Knight- Galaxia Darkness
Ganondorf- Beast Ganon
Lucario- Aura Storm
King Dedede- Waddle Dee army
Diddy Kong- Rocketbarrel Barrage
Ice Climbers- Iceberg
Pikachu- Volt Tackle
Ness/Lucas- PK Starstorm
Pokemon Trainer-Triple Finish
Solid Snake- Grenade Launcher

~REMAINING~
Wario- Wario-Man
Peach- Peach Blossom
Jigglypuff- Puff up
R.O.B.- Diffusion Beam
Pit- Paletuna's Army

~ELIMINATED~
32. Zero Suit Samus- Power Suit Samus
31. Kirby- Cook Kirby
Reply With Quote

 

[slartibartfast42]

Johning is MTTB

 

[Crazy_mofo213]

~SAVED~
Mario- Mario Finale
Captain Falcon- Blue Falcon
Sonic- Super Sonic
Mr. Game & Watch- Octopus
Ike-Great Aether
Marth- Critical Hit
Zelda/Shiek- Light Arrow
Donkey Kong- Konga Beat
Link/Toon Link- Triforce Slash
Yoshi- Super Dragon
Samus Aran- Zero Beam
Olimar- End of day
Fox/Falco/Wolf- Landmaster
Bowser- Giga Bowser
Luigi- Negative Zone
Meta Knight- Galaxia Darkness
Ganondorf- Beast Ganon
Lucario- Aura Storm
King Dedede- Waddle Dee army
Diddy Kong- Rocketbarrel Barrage
Ice Climbers- Iceberg
Pikachu- Volt Tackle
Ness/Lucas- PK Starstorm
Pokemon Trainer-Triple Finish
Solid Snake- Grenade Launcher
Wario- Wario-Man

~REMAINING~
Peach- Peach Blossom
Jigglypuff- Puff up
R.O.B.- Diffusion Beam
Pit- Paletuna's Army

~ELIMINATED~
32. Zero Suit Samus- Power Suit Samus
31. Kirby- Cook Kirby

Whoops i didn't notice what Mewtario did >.>

 

[NinjaFoxX]

~SAVED~
Mario- Mario Finale
Captain Falcon- Blue Falcon
Sonic- Super Sonic
Mr. Game & Watch- Octopus
Ike-Great Aether
Marth- Critical Hit
Zelda/Shiek- Light Arrow
Donkey Kong- Konga Beat
Link/Toon Link- Triforce Slash
Yoshi- Super Dragon
Samus Aran- Zero Beam
Olimar- End of day
Fox/Falco/Wolf- Landmaster
Bowser- Giga Bowser
Luigi- Negative Zone
Meta Knight- Galaxia Darkness
Ganondorf- Beast Ganon
Lucario- Aura Storm
King Dedede- Waddle Dee army
Diddy Kong- Rocketbarrel Barrage
Ice Climbers- Iceberg
Pikachu- Volt Tackle
Ness/Lucas- PK Starstorm
Pokemon Trainer-Triple Finish
Solid Snake- Grenade Launcher
Wario- Wario-Man
Pit- Paletuna's Army

~REMAINING~
Peach- Peach Blossom
Jigglypuff- Puff up
R.O.B.- Diffusion Beam

~ELIMINATED~
32. Zero Suit Samus- Power Suit Samus
31. Kirby- Cook Kirby

 

[hippochinfat!!]

You're banned for possibly liking Maplestory.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You're banned because I've run out of reasons to ban you.